Separated At Birth
Filed under: Personally Perez > Separated At Birth
Left: John Lennon assassin, Mark David Chapman. Right: Pe to the Rez.
Cause of Death: Stroke
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Alarmingly Gaunt Macaulay Culkin... What's Going On??
Oh Macaulay Culkin!
Entertainment Tonight spotted you out and about in NYC and you're looking really thin and shaggy!
Should we be concerned??
Apparently we aren't the first to think something looks off... ET also reached out to the actor's rep about his health, who replied:
"Macaulay Culkin is in perfectly good health."
We hope that's true!
Plus, we think it's time for a new Home Alone installment. A gritty can't-escape-his-past story??
HA!
[Image via E!.]
Too funny!
I KNOW… i wasn't gonna say it…
Did you get punched in the face?
HaHa what happened to ur eye? Top 5 BITCHES
Why would you compare yourself to him?!
Perez did your dad get around?????
First! Ha ha, i totally see that, and Jared Leto majorly looked like him as well in the Chapter 27 film!
ummm you guys are actually twins.yuck.that man is such a despicable person.
rofl
NOOOOOOOO!!!! Why'd you do it Perez?
Too funny! You look good now
you are the best for putting this.
lol I was wondering if Perez would actually do it :p
He won't ever get Paroled, why
keep trying, ya dig? Charles Manson
has been denied parole what? 12 times
you're not getting out Mark David Chapman~!
Oh, Perez, you're no criminal! xoxox
haha Perez, I'm glad to see you have a sense of humor about yourself! Gotta stay a step ahead of the haters!
we spoke - you listened and done something about it! thats why we love you PEREZ! australia loves you! x
No Way! Mr. Chapman is gross and Perez is gorgeous!!!!
HAWWWWWTTT!!!!!!!
hahahahaha!! you do look like twins!!!
nawww.
OMG!!!! LOL!!!! Ha ah aha to funny.
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Ain't that the truth!
LMAO i luv that u can make as much fun of urself as u do 2 everyone else!! XD
Damn u look f'd up
Now that's funny! Good job Perez!
HAHAH SEE PEREZ CAN MAKE FUN OF HIMSELF TOO!!!
PEREZ YOU ROCK!!!
Haha… this is what we all were saying the other day. It's funny you recognized it yourself!!
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lame
It says alot about a persons character when they are not afraid to laugh at themselves.
lol 1st?
hahahaha
perez i love your sense of humor!
LOVES IT!
P.S. whats with the black eye?
Re: bbrican – not even closer!!!!!! lol
LOVEZ IT!!!!!!!
The resemblance is simply uncanny. lol
haa! this is funny, its nice to see you can make fun of yourself too!
oh wow
Nice to know you can laugh at yourself …
Funny!!! Sorry Perez….
that is seriously a remarkable resemblance… if you said it was a joke yesterday, i would've believed it.
YEP SAME DOUBLE CHIN !
amenz…. lol…
Yikes.
it's about time
yes, yes, yes. Almost twins.
Hahaha! Don't worry Perez, you're much hawt-er !
LOL… best "separated at birth" ever!!! Perez you look like you have hemorrhoids!
P.S. What's with the black eye..?
Before you lost all that weight anyway…lol
I TOLD YOU HAHA, ur the best perez
xoxo
hehe - I emailed him the other day stating the comparison AND only back when he was bit more chunky! It's great to be able to laugh at oneself
I love you perez, you are too fucking funny! all the haters are still giving traffic to your page. laugh all the way to the bank…
HAHAHAH! When I saw his picture yesterday I was going to say he looks like Perez when he was heavy. LMAO!!!!
Exactly!!!
I LOVE IT! It just goes to show all the haters…. Only a true celebutard can make fun of himself! PEREZERS - YOU MY FRIEND, ARE A TRUE CELEBUTARD! I LOVE YOU - I LOVE THIS SITE AND I LOVE HOLLYWIERD!! HIP HIP HURRAY!!
no matter how much weight P-nasty loses, his dick won't get nor look any bigger!
hahahaha!!! LOOOVE IT HOMESKILLET!
Chapman also kind of looks like a much puffier version of Rainn Wilson from The Office
i was thinking it but didn't want to say it, BUT you look great now!!
I knew it all along! muahahaha
LOL that is just too funny xD
To Pantsface [3] - Seriously, do you really think Perez could fight? He's a nancy. He got that look from a make-up artist. That is a fact that can be confirmed. Personally, I think Perez should be in the cell next to him for crimes against humanity.
:l
To Dizer [31] who says "It says alot about a persons character when they are not afraid to laugh at themselves."
:l
Seriously, you need to pay attention if you think Perez has any character at all. He is a liar, a thief and a bully. I have to presume that Perez, himself, wrote that comment.
:l
lol good to see perez make fun of himself after everyone said they were a match
Reminds me more of DWIGHT!! SCHRUTE!!
"Perez, dahling, stay out of the rain…and use mascara on BOTH eyes, dear."
seriously when I first scrolled down and saw the picture I thought it was you until I read the article lol
Re: uraPIG – I knew you couldn't stay away for long-you hate Perez, yet here you are again LOL
YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK ALIKE, YOUR JAW ISN'T THE SAME AS HIS AND HE IS FATTER THAN YOU PEREZ. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO COMPARE YOURSELF TO A CRIMINAL?
You are looking pretty rough in that photo Perez. Looks like a Hard Day's Night to me.
definitely!!!!!
I'm glad you acknowledge it
funny!
It's the snout that's the same - both got piggie noses.
OMG that's too funny!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA XD!
but perez you're not a criminal!
Lmfao the first time I saw his picture I thought he looked like you, Perez. No offense.
HOW ABOUT TOU TWO FORMING A NEW WWE TAG TEAM
I BET YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE AN AUSOME FINISHING MOVE
MAYBE "THE SOAP DROP"
hahaha
i was waiting for this
i love you perezz!
nice to see you make fun of yourself for a change. who gave you the black eye, some fucktard you pissed off!LOL!
Re: KayCee – FUCK OFF FUCKTARD!
Re: PunkyBrewstein – YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY FAMILIAR WITH PEREZ'S DICK!
haha i thought that earlier in the other post
and i saw this and its soooo funny.
glad you know how to poke fun at yourself too perez.
You're such a hack. I love that you put two and two together and stole that (comparison) from other pages. You're both psycho paths and horrible human beings. that's all.
now that's what I like in you Perez.you dare to make so much fun of yourself which is s/th that most people never do.they only critisize the others.
youre an idiot.
Man, that is too funny. One of the best qualities a person can have is the ability to poke fun at themselves. And that is funny! Way to go, P. You do look way better now, though!!!
Re: KayCee – bitch grow up this aint for you to be posting advertisements
Good that at least you can poke fun of yourself Perez
*gasps* I knew it was you!! framing that poor man
Re: SeaJay – By the way, I actually once did a black-eye on myself (just a make-up job. haha) for a party. I was dressed up as an American Football player, black eye, black line under the eye and then sun screen in the hair to make it look "sweaty". Hahaha! Was awesome. Everyone asked what had happened!
lmao.. what's up with your eye?
HAHAHAHAHA
Chapman has far better teeth.
Perez, what happened to your eye? Are you alright? You look pissed! I hope this is just for the photo.
i always thought the assasin looked liek perez ahha
FINALLY YOU DID THAT, I WAS WAITING FOR IT, PRACTICALLY TWINS!!
damn perez, that's one fugly photo. what the hell did you do to yourself back then?
Haha when I first saw the picture of him on your site i thought it was YOU(perez) are you sure you guys really aren't related?
sweetie what happened to your face?!