Separated At Birth
Filed under: Personally Perez > Separated At Birth
Left: John Lennon assassin, Mark David Chapman. Right: Pe to the Rez.
Cause of Death: Stroke
Tito Jackson is a Debtor TooAmanda Bynes Was Involved In ANOTHER Hit-And-Run!
Can someone take this girl's license away, please?
Amanda Bynes will finally be appearing court on June 6th for her April 6th DUI arrest, but apparently, she's may have to return very soon after that, because the actress was involved in ANOTHER hit-and-run only a few short days AFTER the first!
[Image via WENN.]
Send tips and contact Perez at perez@perezhilton.com!
it's good you can laugh at yourself, girl!
sosososososo ugly!
Lmao, thank you so much for doing this.
hahaha in fact when i fist saw the new of him i thought he looked a lot like you perez hahahaha i can see that you thought the same
lol! its good to see you can make fun of yourself too sometimes!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Yucko!!
gbahahahah i was going to say that lol!! classic perez!
ooo could this be an idea for a shirt?
mug shot of perez?
LOL poor Perez looking like that piece of shite
PEREZ I KNEW YOU WOLD LOOK HOT IF YOU LOST WEIGHT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK……:)
LOL TOOOOO FUNNY! TWINS!!!!
ba-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
You're minus the fug glasses.
I think he looks more like Jason Davis.
You are too damn funny!!!!!!
haha that is fuckin awesome!!!
.
I saw the resembalance right away when you posted the first Chapman post.
.
Sooooooooooo glad you did too! lol.
.
lol i luv that your secure enough to poke fun at urself!
FINALLY
FINALLY
Perez, what the hell happened to your eye in that pic??
haha! I flippin love you, perez!!
perez, u hot bitch - i'm going to marry u!
you actually look a lot alike!
Re: jaidijason – IS THE REASON YOU ONLY SHOW YOUR TITS IS BEACAUSE YOUR FACE IS THAT UGLY!
You are so funny!
whats up with your face perez?
wow perez! you need to cut yourself some slack, you look soooooo much better than him.
***********************************************************************************
P YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE TWIN!!! THAT MONSTER IS FUGLY!!! U R A CUTIE!!!XOXO
***********************************************************************************
i ddnt think he'd do it…but like all of us aries he had the balls and the good sport! go PEREZ!!!!
I laughed my ass off on that one!
hahahaha!! so funny perez!
Perez, your far more sexier than that douche bag!
haha yeah perez the best separated ad birth ever. i knew u gonna make it yesterday..
Sad but true!
lollllllllllll perez ur sew goofiii
ilu
good job perez!!! the best one so far…haha, you're so beautiful
im surprised you had the balls to post this one
You don't look like him anymore. Keep up the good work!
Hey Perz did some guy stick his dick in your eye. you cum eater.
I was going to keep quiet pointing out the similarities but is good you have a sense of humor. Still I don't like you being compared with a murderer Perezito. You are too cute and nice for that.
Hahah perez why would you compare yourself to that loon?
haha i was totally thinking that!
I've thought this FOREVER.
lol!
Why does Perez have a black eye? Was he jogging without his sports bra again? Or did Raisin Face finally get her hands on him?
That is creepy! You guys could be twins!
Looks more like John Popper of Blues Traveler fame.
lol Perez you do NOT look like him!!! I think he kind of looks like a fat Dwight Shrute (Rainn Wilson from The Office)
ugly as shit you are.
OINK OINK PIGGY NOSE.
fatty mcfatfat Mario.
Oh Perez, I
Well Piggy finally found his real dad!!!! Way to go P, now you just need to find a personality, friends and a real life!
Hahaha I respect you a little more now Perez
hahahahahahaahh
this actually made me laugh out loud.
why the black eye? or am i just seeing things!
LMAO. At least you can still laugh at yourself.
Shutup! This is crazy. I think Perezzers daddy killed Lennon.
oh my gosh….. how funny!!!!
Jared Leto??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
LOL… I was waiting to see how long before this got posted. At first I actually thought it was Mr. Perez himself like in character or something, then I read on. Always keeping it real
Right on! You should check your family tree Perez, you got killer blood!
I was waiting for this Perez! I called it once you posted his pick.
Once again…creepy!
Perez waited to make sure Chapman was denied parole before he posted that!!! hahaha
that brings the lolz.
I just read on MSN they denied this pathetic fat ass another chance at parole. Why does the state of New York keep wasting the taxpayer's money every 2 years on having a parole hearing for this mo-fo??? Just throw the damn key away and let him rot in prison for the rest of his life. His senseless act robbed my generation (X, folks born in the late 1960s thru the 1970s) of a whole new era of John Lennon's music. I wish some other inmate would just get it over with and kill him but unfortunately he's kept in solitary because the prison knows if he was in the general population he wouldn't last more than 2 days!
Re: Starequisite – Chapman is not Jewish; he was raised Southern Baptist. In fact that's one of the reasons he killed Lennon- he was mad at John's statement back in 1966 that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus.
….and they both take it in the ass !
a STRIKING resemblance!
HAHA You're such a good sport Mario!
If you can't laugh at yourself, who can ya laugh at?! Good one, Perez!! It's an old picture of you so you don't really look so much like that anymore - maybe his young, handsome, sane brother
lmfaooo finally!
Thank You!
he wouldn't make a pimple on your butt, perez. You are da man! He is da murderer! Love ya P
priceless
OMG! I thought about it, but didnt think you would post this. Isn't scary how much you guys look alike. Perez dont commit any crimes please.
hahaha !!!
only when you were chunky. now you're a cutttiieee!
lmao! you did it! ha ha ha ha
Geez Perez, who did you piss off to get a black eye?
hahaa the first time you showed that picture i thought it was you , and you were just joking around !
I thought you will overlook such resemblance. That is creepy hahaha
I love how you are down to earth enough to have this kind of sense of humor
LOL, creepy..
U such a bright kid Perez!
And I love U 4 it…
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Too true! Good one! Lovin' it! Yiyi!
sigh.
Oh shit pe to the rez that shit is to funny you are the shit!
You're a good sport Perez!
Perez..
why would you even do this?
this is gunnah cause you mad dramaz!