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"This Is for the Birds: Poo Facial Promises Smoother Skin"
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This Is for the Birds: Poo Facial Promises Smoother Skin
If you've ever had bird poo drop from the sky and onto your head — heck even if you haven't — it's probably pretty hard to imagine forking over almost $200 to have someone massage bird doodoo into your face for the better part of an hour.
But there's a price to pay for healthy skin and many in New York City are “flocking” to try this latest anti-aging craze.
The Geisha Facial given at Shizuka New York, a day spa in midtown Manhattan, doesn’t contain just any run of the mill pigeon poo. It’s made from dried nightingale droppings imported from Japan and mixed with rice bran.
Spa owner Shizuka Bernstein said she came up with the idea after recalling a story her mother told her as a child.
“When I was 12 or 13 years old, she had told me that in 18th Century Japan, the Geisha, who were known for their beauty and their porcelain skin, needed something to remove all the heavy make-up they wore,” said Bernstein, an aesthetician.
“At the time, the make-up contained lead, which was very damaging to their skin,” she continued. “So they tried everything to take it off and nothing worked. And then they tried the nightingale droppings and it not only worked, but it left their skin smooth.”
A native of Japan, Bernstein said she always tries to share her heritage with the spa that shares her first name. So, in January of this year, she shared the Geisha Facial with spa-goers.
The nightingale poo used in Bernstein's potion is dried and sanitized under ultra-violet lights, but slathering it on isn’t for the faint of heart.
“When I explain to my customers they think I misspoke because of my accent,” she said. “But after they understand, many of them are willing to trust me and give it a try.”
And at least one person is singing its praises.
“The results are amazing,” said Erin Zantello-Clary, a marketing coordinator who lives on Manhattan’s Lower East Side
Zantello-Clary has been going to Shizuka for about a year and, although she has always had positive experiences, she was skeptical when first approached by Bernstein.
“She e-mailed me some information, I definitely needed to know more before I committed to the procedure,” she said. “But then I thought about it and the Japanese have been doing it for such a long time and the Geishas have such beautiful skin even though they put such harsh chemicals on it.”
Zantello-Clary said the mixture, which smells doughy and is applied during a 50-minute facial, leaves her skin feeling softer and makes her pores appear smaller.
And, maybe it's the mood music, the low-lighting, or just the "pooey" substance itself, but Zantello-Clary said she always emerges relaxed and rejuventated from the facial.
“It doesn’t feel as abrasive as some other facials and it smells organic,” she said. “And it doesn’t tingle or burn. It just sort of stays there. It’s a really simple, calming facial.”
The natural enzyme guanine, found in the nightingale excrement and used in some cosmetics, provides the after-facial glow Zantello-Clary, who has had the facial twice, seemed to be sporting after the procedure, Bernstein said.
At $180, the Geisha Facial costs about $80 more than the spa’s other facials. If clients want Bernstein herself to apply it, the price goes up another 20 percent.



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I have tried it and it works!!!!!!!
GROSS
Rachel Ray's hubby's face
has really great skin…
FIRST
WELL, i thought i was.
Old news!!! Joel McHale had this on The Soup a few weeks ago.
EWWW~!
lol
lol…
Actually, I've seen this story about 2 1/2 months ago. Where'd you been?
the japanese and the gays have been smearing human feces all over themselves for as long as I can remember, what's the big deal with a little bird poo?
If Geisha's did it, I would trust it. They all have so much makeup on, and to have great skin after that, it must work
Sounds weird, but it must work. For $180? Not for me.
i shit every day for free! baaahahahahah
Folks can now tell you that you look like shit…and mean it in the nicest way.
NASTY!!!!!! People will do anything!
no harm in tryin
bird shit, huh? what's next? rhino placenta? jesus.
Don't forget the eco-friendly moisturizing power of semen.
(A tip of the hat to all you brutal-winter-surviving North Dakotians out there.)
I need this product on my behinder. It is covered with a rash and dark spots I can't seem to get rid of.
Hey, give me a bunch of cash and I'll let you rub my shit on your face!
We obtain a lot of good healing products from Nature. Look at Leeches. Ugly and revoling but people would lose their limbs if the leeches weren't sucking away all the infection and regenerizing the good tissue left. So why not bird poop?
This was on the soup weeks ago……………………
This was a facinating article! What we women do for beauty!
are you f-ing kidding me! i'd take horrible skin over bird poo any day!
SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i saw this on tv months ago, pretty gross
Whatevs! I had a pet bird that dumped on my hair and face a zillion times, I don't think it made me look any better.
Besides, poop is just whatever the birds ate… don't nightingales eat bugs & berries? If there ARE benefits to this treatment, the same effect would be achieved using the pre-digested version of the foods rather than the actual turd.
Also, they should have a Crap Wrap and Scheiße Massaße.
I would do it. Women will do anything to keep wrinkle free!
Oh yeah, the View covered that a while ago. Gross.
I'm an esthetician and this is great. The bird shit costs probably close to nothing and rich people will pay way more than 180$ if you are a good salesperson and talk it up. It could be pigeon crap and they would still put it on their face. Sell Sell Sell! I love taking money from rich people who want the secret of youth. Reminds me of the movie "Death Becomes Her" I loved that shit.
Because it's Madonna. Haha.
ROFL @ people *literally* getting "shit-faced" !!! OMG rich people are so fucking weird!!
P.S. This almost make me think this is someone's idea of a practical joke to see who would agree to do this if it was rumoured to make them look younger or more beautiful.
Uh, I could have Big Bird sit directly on my face and it wouldn't help. What a waste of money.
Boococky works better!
eeewwwee
This is how diseases spread from animals to human. Next will be urine and sperm facials. Many of you problem have already had those!