How Do We Say This Delicately????
Filed under: Canadialand > Alanis Morissette
Alanis performs at the Congress Centre in Prague, Czech Republic on Tuesday.
Uhmmm….
Her newly acquire double chin doesn't look good from that angle!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: August 13, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Double chin?! Perez you are an idiot.
Firstttttttttttttt
It's not necessarily a double chin…
I don't see it Perez…. love her
Aw COME ON, Perez, she looks fabulous.
lol perez, try YOUR double chin doesn't look good from ANY angle.
when will she be considered a has-been? Im so over her.
Shes creepy and lost her cool in the 90's.
Hey! Alanis can have three chins (like that is something you wouldn't understand). You Ought to Know .. one of the best songs ever written. You can really suck donkey sometime Perez.
I don't care what she looks like. She is still an amazing artist.
I know a million people will be saying the same….but where the f*ck is the double chin? Seeing her this weekend at the V festival, cant effing wait, shes a legend - become that talented Perez then you can spout that sh*t
Re: SaraStar – Shes not a has-been as shes an artist - she was never a flash in the pan "start" like the awful tripe that perez posts on this site, you blatantly havent got a clue what you're talking about so hush now
UMMMMMM.Perez,just cause you are getting skinny,don't be a hater of people and thier chins….A few months ago yo had 4 chins.
Perez, that's just plain silly.
Hi pot, it's me, the kettle. You're black.
Dont diss the Canadian beautys!
i don't see anything…
ROFL
yea.. . maybe its not a fully developed double chin ..
but shes ggetting there !
lol ewyy
still looks zexy!!!
at least she's the real deal, ur fat 2, jajajaja!
I think she looks fabulous.
Pot calling kettle WHAT, Perez….?
Seriously, you are a bit of a dick here.
Leave here alone. At least she eats.
C-hrist.
so perez would you like to be the pot or the kettle?
Oh! come on now!! leave her alone.
Re: SaraStar – she's been a hasbeen for about 10 years!
I'm not seeing it?
How many chins does your BFF Beth Ditto have, again?
PEREZ honestly..how can you say that????????? there is no double chin love.
Oh come on, Perez! Stop being so superficial and judgmental! Just b/c you lost some weight recently doesn't mean you're suddenly perfect! Alanis is beautiful and more real than most celebs, and I respect that!
Do I have to remind you Perez that your turkey neck is 3 times bigger? GOBBLE GOBBLE PEREZ. X)
It is barely there. You are seeing things.
You just got to hate even when there isn't anything there to hate!!!
That's a double chin? Sorry Perez, I'm usually agree with you but our relationship is OVER!
You think that's a double chin? Good Lord, Perez, what is wrong with you? It's comments like that that lead perfectly healthy weight people to become anorexic. Get real. She looks great. While it's nice for you that you've been losing weight that doesn't give you license to start criticizing others. Didn't your mama teach you "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"? Keep your mouth shut until you have something of merit to say.
Are you being serious Perez? Sometimes you just miss the mark
Not bad at all. Chill Perez.
It must be a slow hour for you.
that is hardly a double chin. That was a stretch for sure.
Now you're just seeing things Perez.
Oh, and by the way, you're no stick figure yourself.
fugly!!!
That's not a double chin at all. Seriously, you should know this!
o_0
Perez wishes he looked as good!
She can rub that chin against my thighs any time.
Perez -
Have some respect for an accomplished artist here. This is a beautiful woman who actually CREATES rather than just dumping on everyone else and calling it a body of work!!! She looks great, and is still as desirable as ever!
THIS IS TOO MUCH.
Leave her alone.
double chin? seriously? it's comment like that, that fuel the horrible perceptions girls have of themselves these days. i'm surprised perez…especially since you're on your own weight loss journey here….
Who's looking at the double chin when the bigfoot hair is soooo visible!!!! She's giving bigfoot a run for his money.
YOUR AN ASSHOLE PEREZ! DOUBLE CHIN ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME! YOU LOST A BIT, A BIT, OF WEIGHT AND NOW YOUR ALL OF A SUDDEN SOME SKINNY BITCH CALLING PEOPLE OUT! FUCK OFF YOU FUCKTARD!
Even that cartoon of yours at the top right of this very page shows your double chin, mr hypocrite!
scroll up, everyone!
A double chin? Are you serious? First of all…I barely see anything. Secondly, as a girl who weighs 100 lbs, there are many angles that pictures are taken from that make it appear that one has a double chin, when in actuality, they don't. Which could be the case, if you could in fact see a double chin in said picture. Secondly, who the hell are you to make fun of ANYONE for having a double chin? You may have lost some weight, but you are a lot heavier, and have a lot more chins then alanis morisette ever will. i am really beginning to wonder if you just say this shit to get more comments posted, or if you really are that much of a judgemental negative douche.
I seem to have missed something here. I'm looking for a double chin… someone call me when you find it.
what double chin? I see a throat…..
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PEREZ….you're a real ass sometimes. don't be such a douche. i'd hardly call that a double chin. now, what you are sporting…..another story.
Fuck off that's so not a double chin.
She's looking hot and like a real person.
Although I do hate her lame lyrics…
Leave her alone! She is AMAZING! I was actually listening to old school Jagged Little Pill earlier. Oh how that album takes me back 13 years…Love her!
Never mind - the double chin cartoon of perez has been changed to the new snazzy perez. not that he really looks like the new snazzy perez, but his dog sure is cute!!!
Oh come the f**k on Perez. You WISH your double chin was as small as hers (and I don't think it even qualifies as a double chin!!!
HUH?
That is in no way a double chin. I think she looks great!
I don't understand these comments. If someone is incredibly skinny then you bash them for not eating, but if someone else is normal and healthy looking you bash them for being fat. It was hard enough being a teenager in the 90's, but I feel really bad for teenage girls today who read blogs like this one. Maybe the idea is to confuse the hell out of kids enough so they stop listening to other people and just be themselves. Sorry for the rant, but it's been bugging me a lot lately.
Let's take a random picture of you from the side while singing on stage, and see how perfect your face and neck is.
i think she looks just fine
maybe i should rephrase my has-been comment to I personally havent liked anything shes done since the 90's.
Oh and she dresses like she's trying too hard to be young.
She looks FINE.
I don't see a double chin…
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I don't like Alanis……but come on……that's what a human jaw "double chin" looks like when singing! You're a geek.
Alanis rules. And dude, you are one to talk. Remember, you've always had a weight problem and you won't be able to stop exercising or eating that food you love so much - for the rest of your life. Alanis on the other hand has real talent, a kind heart, and will never have to worry about what she eats. Suck that up woman hater. Oh and great going on helping all those girls learn new ways to hate themselves.
tss perez, your six chins look like mt everest compared with that.
you are the absolute last person - after kirstie alley, gummi bear and dr. phil - who should be even the least bit critical about someone's weight. pathetic.
Sometimes you post 'news' items, but most of the time you like to rake people over the coals…it almost feels like you do it because they pissed you off somehow.
Anyhoo, you should know double chins dude…
Quit being such a mean B.
Weird that the most not so noticeable thing in this picture gets razzed. Why not just comment that she needs to stop eating and workout nonstop like other celebrities. Very hypocritical to bitch about all the anorexics and then complain about the body image of a woman showing her age. Guess we can't all be Paris Hilton with a gimp eye and beak of a nose. Hey, at least she knows she has the potential to get hot azz like, say, Ryan Reynolds……
I dislike the bitch immensely, but Perez, you fat gay pig, I don't see any double chin. YOU'RE the 1 w/ the double chin fucko!
I think Perez is a typical queen. He abuses women verbally regarding the way they look to make himself feel better. Probably spending his whole life being obese (and using the "I'm gay" excuse) makes it easier on his psyche to treat women like shit. Perez, for someone that was nearing morbidity, I don't understand why you are such a shitface about women and weight? The fact is that you are FAAAAAR from perfect. Look at the people you latch onto -Katy Perry for example. They are people that are really only using you, but they are a reflection of what you wish you could have been, and even what you wish you were now. No matter how much weight you lose, you will never be in the popular crowd. Others opinions of yourself shouldn't reflect onto others. No one cares if you speak the truth with gossip, but commenting on others physicality only speaks volumes about you, not them. I would highly recommend reconsidering what you decide to let fall out of your mouth. Although some of your readers aren't so bright, a lot of us recognize where your "commentary" is coming from, and it isn't an objective place.
Your ten gallon stomach rolls and your horse chompers don't look so hot either. At least Alanis can lose the chin. You still have a blockhead and horse teeth.
she looks fine. god perez, you lose a little weight and get all nit picky
WHAT?
holy shit, what the fuck, perez?
what, since you're "skinny" [yeah right] now, you think you can pass judgment for an ounce of fat you find on someones body?
just shut up.
you don't know what you're talking about.
god.
I'll never understand how a fat person like you will joke about other people's weight. It's like you don't have a mirror at home.
What the Hell??? Alanis is HOT, what are you smoking Perez?
i agree with everyone else…
give it a rest. theres no double chin.
I dunno… I love you and all Perez… but, really?
I mean, I understand that you are trying to better yourself by dieting and losing weight, but you'd think as a former heavy weight you'd understand that saying things like this is very hurtful
PS- It's not even a double chin
pererz! That is NOT a double chin. There is a major difference between a little waddle and a freakin double chin. Everyone has a waddle.
double chin? HUH? the only thing she needs to shave some weight off of is her excessively long hair. otherwise she looks great to me, even in a bad photo!
Alanis is truly an individual. What a shame that you would "blog" her like this. It hurts my feelings and I am not even a huge fan. And I am not fat, either. Or a feminist.
The hell are you talking about, boy?
can't wait for you to start gaining the weight back Perez….I'm sure you'll gain more than you've lost…oh by the way, where do you keep your grammy Perez? I'm sure it's next to all the multi platinum albums you've sold.
Double Chin!? I don't see it!? I love ALanis her new cd FLAVOURS OF ENTANGELMENT IS AMAZING!!!! It's my favorite album from her to date!!!! Every song is so great! Check out STRAITJACKET, GIGGLE AGAIN FOR NO REASON, NOT AS WE, VERSIONS OF VIOLENCE and TAPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to see her live in October!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S NOT A DOUBLE CHIN YOU RETARD!!!
THAT'S NOT A DOUBLE CHIN YOU RETARD!!!
THAT'S NOT A DOUBLE CHIN YOU RETARD!!!
IT'S HER THROAT FROM BEING MID-SONG!
she looks fine
for fuck's sake that's not a double chin
her hair is hot though
perez, seriouslly i always liked your bullshit and im sure you dont even fuckign read these let alone write half this shit on your anymore, lil miss blogger diva that u are….but sometimes uneed to check urself….alanis is more famous than youll ever be….enjoy the couple years bc thats all u are going to have….she will go on and on making music….hate all u want onher not looking anorexic but thats the mother fucking pot calling the kettle black…although in this case the pot is fucking sterling silver compared to wrought iron saggy ass….and BTW u looked like a douche on chelsea lately….u just lost one of ur avid readers…..suck teddy's cock the next time u want attention. bc u just lost all of mine and my respect. bye wannabe diva.
ur a snobby piece of shit now….TEAM LILY ALLEN!!!
What double chin????
What "double chin"? That's a normal amount of chin fat. Maybe you're used to seeing lipo-suctioned women in LaLaLand.
what double chin? there's nothing there? what the-??? you're just jealous she got to fuck ryan reynolds first, bitch!
POTENTIAL POSTERS:
This post is only to gain revenue from angry readers. Obviously she doesn't have a double chin. Obviously Perez had more (at least until recently). Don't play into it by posting and making him more money, like I am.
Alanis is a pretty good artist, Perez, and not a heavy one. These are people, and just because it makes you money to put them down doesn't make it okay. We're addicted to your news, but that doesn't absolve you entirely, be kinder.
Are you fuckin' serious? How the hell is that a double chin?
This has to be your most retarded post, ever. Why do you promote the idea that women need to be stick thin to "look good"?
I like Alanis, don't get me wrong. But if I broke up with a hot piece of ass like Ryan Reynolds, I think I would drown my sorrows in chocolate too.
Double chin? Getting a little nitpicky aren't ya?