Jen's New Man!

In case you haven't heard yet…
Various media outlets are reporting that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have broken up.
But, fret not for Man!
Reports claim Jen is already dating a new fella.
And, now, the National Enquirer, is reporting that Man's new man is a model.
Lucky girl!
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hahaha…desperate, crazy ho. she just needs to sit her fuckin ass DOWN and chill. ever since the delicious mr.pitt walked out of her life, she's been a hot mess. a lovely blend of vomit and glitter. i guess brad's a tough act to follow, huh? i can't stand this bitter-faced cunt.
She likes men doesn't She!!!
You go Girl!!
sure, this will be the *one*
good for her…and more john for me
TEAM JEN!! I LOVE JEN !! 5th?
shit! i WAS fifth!! BITACHHHH
if its all true then good for her
Good I like her John Mayer is a douche, he will regret it when his music career fizzles out and she is still partying with millions haha.
movin on already! damn
SHE HAS NO LUCK WITH MEN!!
SHE'S GORGEOUS! AND SHE DESERVES THE BEST. GOOD LUCKY RACHEL!
Jen YOU RULE !!!!!!!!!!!! go get your fuck on girl……. live it up !!
and ANDY26- U R the desperate crazy ho that needs to sit his (her) ass down and chill out. rather be bitter faced then Butter faced !!!!!!!!!!
She is sooo purty!! TEAM JENNIFER!
it's his fault he was kissing that girl
She's getting too old for a baby. She should adopt and stop dating men for at least a year.
stop calling her a man. she is ten times hotter than angelina anyway
LOL
shocker! how many guys has she hooked up with since brad? sad….
Maybe she should date normal guys, not 10's? Typical hot chick syndrome. She will be alone for the rest of her life. It gets harder for chicks when they get older because all thre good catches that being male and female are taken by 30!
This cunt will get some HIV deposited into her cunt the way she rips through men
it worked for Halle Berry, let's hope the Man finds happiness and gets out of our gossip news!! I'm tired of hearing about her failed relationships.
YESSSSSSS finallyyyyy john get in hot tubs with whoever you want
Lucky girl?? Get real Perez! She is not lucky, yes she married Brad but, he cheated on her, I really do not think she is lucky, lucky is finding a good guy and him sticking around. She should have known better then to date guys like Vince Vaughn and John Meyers they are male hoes. She must have some issue too cause she is good looking and seems sweet but, why can she not hold a man, maybe she should date a doctor or someone not in the business!!!
John seems a bit to immature for a serious relationship… I hope she found someone who's better for her.
First off, we knew this wasn't going to last.
The mag covers were all about Jennifer getting attention off Angelina, not about promoting her relationship.
She's a pathetic pre-cougar.
yay! now she can date Ryan Gosling and get married
::big dreamer::
She's not a mess at all - to be honest Brad Pitt's a scumbag to be cheating on her when they were married, I don't care how good looking he is - she's well rid.
well, everyone knows that john mayer isn't serious dating material. he's only 'for fun', jen… which is probably what you had whilst it lasted. i doubt JM would ever
settle down with anyone, so it's good that jen has moved on, since her goals don't coincide with his.
Didn't take her long to hook up with someone new.
PLEASE PEREZ PHOTOS OF ROMAIN CHAVENT HE IS HOT STUFF.
MORE THAN HOT STUFF…
John cheated on Jen?
I'm shocked, SHOCKED!
dayumm thats fast.
This woman's twat must be as nasty as her face for all of these men to dump her. Since her career has fizzled out, she ought to move somewhere like Colorado, find a nice normal man and settle down. She wants so desperately to stay relevant and she isn't. The only way this dumb cunt stays in the headlines is by spreading her legs for yet another stupid, fugly celebrity.
she is such a freakin loser!
She needs to take it easy for a while…she's becoming a serial dater.
I love both Jenn and Angelina. I have to say tho, Jenn deserves to be living it up as much as possible before settling down and getting saddled up with a lot of babys. Not that babys aren't a blessing but after the heart break she suffered, she should be out there having as much fun as she possibly can!
These magazines are out of control. Yesterday jen and john were getting married and having a baby. Today they are broken up. These "journalists" are full off shit.
I think Jen should become the new modelizer!
This girl couldn't hold on to a man if her life depended on it. She let Brad go [no,he did NOT cheat on her first she left as he was pushing for children] She and Kate Hudson.. should start a cult called…" we do them and leave them" m.in Ct.
Poor lady…why doesn't she just chill for a little while after a broken relationship…or is she a sex addict? I hope the woman finds happiness one day but I don't think it will come from another person..she needs to be happy with herself and all of these short term defunct relatinships are not going to do it. Good luch Jen…but chill for a while and enjoy the company of your true friends
HEY, SHE FU*CKED BRAD PITT, SO EVERYBODY WHO IS FU*CKING HER TODAY GETS A LOT OF ATTENTION! THATS WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR! BEFORE SHE F*UCKED BRAD, HER EX-BOYFRIENDS WERE ALL VERY UGLY, JUST LIKE HER, BUT AT LEAST A UGLY MAN FITS BETTER TO MANISTON
SHES HAVING FUN WITH PRETTY BOYS……
WHY NOT I WOULD DO THE SAME HA
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I DONT LIKE HER NEW FACE…THE NOSE…THE CHIN…THE LIPS….SHE LOOKS VERY UNNATURAL!!!!
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AND TO CAT223:
SHE IS NOT RACHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS NOT RACHEL IN REAL PERSON! SHE IS A DIFFERENT CHARACTER! SHE IS NOT WHAT SHE ACT ON TV!! SHES AN ACTRESS!
Its funny how the tabloids claimed she was to have a baby with Meyer and how they were going to get married….Now they are reporting that she broke up with Meyer and has moved on…How pathetic these tabloids are they ace some (Edwards) but totally miss everything else.
Is there some reason that you are so easy on some men and women having one relationship after another and then others who has an equal amount is considered whores in your eyes? I am just wondering.
I THINK JEN WOULD LOOK GOOD WITH JOSH LUCAS
I thought it was totally ridiculous when Globe and Star and all of those rags cam out and basically made it out like Jen and JM were having the wedding of the year! Like, right! LOL!
I hope she finds mr. right.
I have the scoop on this.
Every time they would kiss they were thinking:
Mayer: Gee, Perez is a better kisser. Maybe I still have a chance with him.
Aniston: I wonder where his mouth has been? Ewwwww, I'm kissing Perez!
Just kidding PNasty, honey.
I'm not surprised that this didn't work out. She's far to mature for him; and I'm not talking age wise. Whether you want to believe it or not, she has more class in her pinky than Mayer has in his whole body.
Despite that, they did make one hot looking couple.
Re: MRS.RICKY MARTIN LOVER –
Ohhhh I agree!
Re: Andy27 –
When does school start? You obviously must be on summer break because there is no way that you're older than…..10? Was that a good guess?
Poor dear, may Brad pitt rott in hell for eternity!! Jenifer Aniston deserves LOVE!!!!!!!
Yay for Jen!
she is looking for her angelina jolie
& it is sad
because she goes from boy to boy
… someone please help her find a guy
OR EVEN A WOMYN to shut her up.
Damn, this girl is a slut.
How many 'guys' has she had this year already? 47?
Woah, Brad is a tough act to follow…
Yay. Now I love him more. Team Jolie!
Re: sarah – ROFLMAO! Thats a lie, and you know it. Sorry, but the Chin is effen ugly. The only planet this malformed alien is 'hot' on, is the planet zorb.
Re: Emobacca – I'll say! After being with John Mayer, she should especially have STD testing.
Re: Sammy – No, he DIDN'T cheat on her. That MYTH was exposed long ago. There was no cheated. ALL 3 said that. Do catch up and stop believing the tabloid lies.
*If* this is true, and its not another one of Huvaniston's schemes to keep her in the media spotlight, then I feel very sorry for her. She can't keep her legs closed. She is getting as bad as Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.
Sheesh, she just needs to back off and relax a little. She's so desperate to find a husband so that she can spawn that she's railroading those poor boys into marriage before they can say "I never really liked friends!"
Damn she moves FAST!!!!!!! she is going to get some ass. We all knew that mayer is a heart breaker he ups and jetts off for some new ass to. His track record is not good i hope he gets dumped to see how it feels what a asshole.
Jesus.. She sure does move fast doesn't she??
She must be either A) lousy in bed and at giving blow jobs or B) desperate and clingy or C) all of the above. Why is so freaking desperate?? Get over Brad once and for all you goofy bitch!!! I used to like her but now she just annoys me.