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We Hope This Isn't True!

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The new issue of The Globe claims that Ted Kennedy only has weeks to live.

Sad.

57 comments to “We Hope This Isn't True!”



  1. 1

    i hope its not true either



  2. 2

    Ted Kennedy sucks. Hopefully it's true



  3. 3

    second .



  4. 4

    First? =)



  5. 5

    Babs is married? Who knew!



  6. 6

    .



  7. 7

    OMG DR.Phil is gonna divorce?



  8. 8

    awwwwwwww get better teddy bear



  9. 9

    wait!!!! IS DR. PHIL GETTING A DIVORCE?!?!?



  10. 10

    Who cares! He got away with murder. He's lived a long life. Unlike the Mary Jo.



  11. 11

    everybody dies, it's sad when you're 35, its time when your 80



  12. 12

    Indeed: let's not hope America's Got Talent will have a winner!



  13. 13

    Re: stuchbery – not nice to say when someone is on their death bed asshole. YOU SUCK i hope YOU die you fucking retarded piece of shit. go get donkey punched moron



  14. 14

    Kennedy reminds me of Jack Nicholson in this picture.

  15. lukey says – reply to this


    15

    I really hope it isn't true!
    It's probably all lies!!!



  16. 16

    This makes me think of the Dennis Leary song….I drink and I drive, I'm the only one in my car that gets out alive, Ted Kennedy!

    Um, what's the big deal? I know he's a Kennedy but he's old. Can't live forever. And I mean, it IS a brain tumor. I haven't heard much about it since he was first diagnosed, but if the tumor is a secondary cancer that metastisized from another site, it's really bad news. Either way, brain tumors are hard to totally remove because it's a very delicate area, obviously, unless you've turned most of your brain to mush from excessive drinking…oh, wait…



  17. 17

    Poor guy!



  18. 18

    DR.PHIL IS GETTING A DIVORCE! I AM GOING BURN HIS BOOK IF THATS TRUE!



  19. 19

    Sad!
    Sadder is this Man was just making decisions about Our country! Makes You think of another Old Guy!!



  20. 20

    It's The Globe. Where does "truth" come into the equation?



  21. 21

    Don't worry fat Ted. I bet Mary Jo will be there to drive you across the Styx. haha! I hope your death is infinitely slow and painful.



  22. 22

    the globe is full of "it".



  23. 23

    Was it "sad" when he killed Mary Jo Kopechne? Left her in that lake to drown while that pig only saved himself? Ugh. He's lucky he's lived this long.



  24. 24

    OH NO! Dr. Phil can't even save his own marriage



  25. 25

    Perez…I love you bunches and I usually agree with your silly ass, but I cannot believe that you would give this guy space/time/thoughts on your page. He is a drunk driving killer! You seem to be completely against drunk driving for other Celebrities. What's the dealio? Please quit feeling sorry for him…



  26. 26

    What's sad is leaving someone to die in a car you just drove off a bridge cause you're drunk. Then not reporting the incident for hours because you're trying to save your political career. What else is sad is that you completely got away with it, the media doesn't even hold you accountable. Karma is a bitch Ted!



  27. 27

    he's been lucky so far



  28. 28

    Dr Phil is NOT divorcing check out His website. His Wife has a spot on it called "ASK ROBIN"



  29. 29

    GOOD. This piece of shit deserves to die the most painful death. Perhaps someone should leave him unconscious in a sinking car like he did to that woman many years ago. Shame on all of you for calling him a hero. This drunk fuck killed a woman and he's your hero? You guys are so fucking clueless. Read a fucking book.



  30. 30

    Re: hottie – Eat a dick you clueless whore. IF HE MAKES IT, maybe he can drive your mom off a cliff and get away with it.



  31. 31

    Mary Jo Kopechne didn't have the luxury of saying goodbye to her loved ones…..

  32. buck says – reply to this


    32

    Think of yourself as very lucky Teddy….if universal health care got pushed through like you wanted you would have been dead a long time ago while standing in a line to see a doctor.



  33. 33

    And how long did Mary Jo have to live trapped in that car? Hmmmm?



  34. 34

    All you morons say that you hope its not true because he isnt YOUR senator. Too bad he didn't have the tumor in 1968 he could have used it as a flotation device to save poor Mary Jo on Chappaquiddick.



  35. 35

    first of all. this is not a hard prediction to make considering the type of concer he has. second…lets hope he beats it. teddy rocks. third…PEREZ, are you really quoting the fucking globe. damn, you are a fucking moron.



  36. 36

    Re: Andy27

    You are so right, i had to look twice is he really 80



  37. 37

    Chappaquiddick–if you or I had done what he did, we would have been prosecuted. Hope Mary Jo Kopeche is there to drive him across the bridge to nothingness.



  38. 38

    Who cares the guy is a scumbag! World will be a better place when he's gone.



  39. 39

    who is (was) hotter: Caylee or Madeleine McCann?



  40. 40

    Yes it's sad but we shouldn't assume it is true. Dr Phil is getting divorced? since when?



  41. 41

    I feel bad for the guy, doesn't mean he's not a scumbag.



  42. 42

    He's a slimy one! He got away with killing his mistress. . . get right with God Teddy.



  43. 43

    PEREZ!! what happened to your "TAKE THIS FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH" line???

    THIS IS THE FUCKING GLOBE!!!



  44. 44

    Re: The Warden – Very well said. I have nothing but respect and admiration for JFK and Bobby Kennedy. This man. . . not so much. But, cancer is an awful thing, for it's victim and their families. Just sad. :(



  45. 45

    I don't wish him death or pain, but people seem to be forgetting this man is a cold blooded murderer. My thoughts are with Mary Jo.



  46. 46

    Re: Andy27
    LOL!!!!! I read your comment, took a double look and he DOES look like Jack Nicholson in this picture!!! Now all he needs is a vodka bottle in his hand!!! LMBO!!!



  47. 47

    i hope that liberal piece of shit murdering bastard burns in the hell he's going to



  48. 48

    Um right under it it says Dr. Phil is in a divorce war, they obviously don't know what they're talking about!



  49. 49

    The world would be a better place if it is true. BIH Teddy!



  50. 50

    It is about time…GO already so we can get a new less idiotic Sentator in the Congress…gawd!



  51. 51

    karma baby



  52. 52

    who is caylee?



  53. 53

    70 years too late. Rot in hell you murdering communist! Fuck You and your WHOLE fucking family!



  54. 54

    I would be sad if he did not murder anyone….but he did. So, he is getting what he deserves. I hope its a painful death just like that poor lady that spent hours drowning in his car.

    Fucking BASTARD

    PEREZ, you DOUCHEBAG, get you finger out of Teddy's ass……yes, the dog's too !



  55. 55

    > LONG, PAINFULL S L O W



  56. 56

    >> LONG >PAINFULL>SLOW



  57. 57

    Long Painfull and Slow is the Way He Should GO !!!