The Secret To Living Until Your '90s
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Hilarious!
Bale Gets A Get Out Of Jail Free Card
Deja Vu!Demi And Ashton Had ANOTHER Secret Meeting!
Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky!
While Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher reportedly had such an emotional reunion this past week at the birthday party for the man who officiated their wedding that many speculated that a reconciliation may be in the works, sources close to the estranged pair revealed that this wasn't even the first time they've gotten together this month!
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Ernest ROCKS!!!
LAUGHTER!
Lol! So funny! Hey … whatever works, eh?
haha
So do I buddy, so do I.
LMAO!! that was funny
Awesome! On Fox news he says that! He does look pretty good though. Why does he have to masterbate? Ladies that age are supposed to be easy!
I can't stand that anchor guy on fox news!!
Hells yeah! I'm going to be a 100 before I kick it. : )
ha! "i just shook his hand!!"
what did he say? I can't make it out….
COME ON PEREZ!!!
This juice is from concentrate!!!
If there is no good gossip out there today, make some up!!
Isn't Gwen Stefani in the hospital in labor yet??
Or better yet, is she going for the home birth??
Work with me here!!
Holy crap, that's funny…nothing better than an old man talking about masterbation!
huh? did he say "I paid a lot"????
fuck secrets
did he say "I masturbate a lot"?
i guess perez is gonna live forever!
Old people rock!!!!
hahahahahahahahaa I got it! GROSSSSS
Who knew?
He said "I masturbate a lot for everyone that didn't understand him
hahahaha i had to watch it a few times to make what he said!!! hahaha dirtbird hahahaa!
Everyone knows it was Ernest that was the homophobe who campaigned to make sure Brokeback Mountain didn't win the oscar.
Don't celebrate this giant biggot. He thinks gay people are immoral & disgusting. Down with this trashy ugly old idiot.
thats awesome!
That's freaking hillarious!
Pretty funny. Didn't seem like the reporters liked it too much though…
He's adorable!
Oh so thats why men age better.
LOVES IT…
That is some funny shit.
Even old guys rock the pole…NICE
Does that only work for men?
Gracious!
What a funny guy!
Re: 1sassypants – Listen, I'm not saying I agree with the man on anything he says, but you have to understand where he comes from. He was born in 1917. Our senior citizens did not grow up the same way we are now. And most of them are going to have and stick to the same beliefs that they were taught back then because it's the only thing they've known. You didn't talk about or acknowledge homosexuality, (i.e. Rock Hudson) and to do that so blatantly in Brokeback Mountain is offensive to him. Another example is why you still hear the elderly say 'colored people'. That's just what they were taught and that's how they'll be till they die.
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You're trying to erase 9 decades of beliefs from a persons mind, it's not going to happen. And you not understanding that makes you just as ignorant as you call him.
I love that man!! And he RULES as Mermaid Man on Spongebob!!
I'd do him.
Not taking yourself seriously!
ahhh how cute was he?
Oh Please McGillicutty-bigots are bigots are bigots. At that time people also believed in lynching people-is that okay? According to your obviosly christian-induced psycho logic, it is.
Bigots need to be called out. Period. And yes, that kind of bigotry needs to wipe out anything else. Period. I don't care when and how he lived.
And also, "thinking" that way is one thing-to actively campaign for his bigotry is another.
Go ahead and try to make excuses for it-that means you must hold the same bigoted opinion.
Bigot is a bigot is a bigot is a bigot. No way around it.
Fuckin' hilarious.
Fucking awesome. Now I will live into my 90's also.
too funny! but the thought of an old man crankin one out makes my skin start to itch and crawl… heebie jeebies!
It works for us chicks too. Ladies, get that vibrator out!
I love old people they don't give a fuck about what they say!
Re: Ms. McGillicutty – Right on!!
Re: Cristina mmmmmmmm –
Same with me!!! LOL!!! Hey…….Whatever floats his boat!!! LOLOLOL!!!!
Genius!
:D:D
Re: 1sassypants – Before you start mouthing off like a little 12 year old girl "sassy pants", I for one, don't care about homosexuality one way or another. I mean, I am reading a homosexual mans blog am I not? However, while I may not agree with what he thinks, I understand WHY he thinks that way. You however, have closed your mind to other peoples beliefs and opinions even if they aren't the same ones you have. Sound familiar?
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By the way, you can believe in anything you want be it lynching, the firing squad, or eating cow shit, it doesn't mean you are going to practice it. America is the home of the free still is it not? Oh, yes, I forgot, it's home of the free, as long its within YOUR standards.
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Take a big whiff, you know what that smell is? It's your own ignorance and hatred. It's there, and it's foul.
So freakin funny! That was hilarious. And so funny when the guy was like, "and I just shook is hand.
Re:Ms McGillicutty… Rock on! \ Re: Sassy1Pants…. Grow up! He's 91. No one said that you really have to agree with his views. My grandfather is 85 and he says tons of non-politically correct things all the time. Doesn't mean they are bad people. I don't agree with his sentiment either, however, in his generation that is a perfectly normal opinion. Also, it's his opinion. You don't have to like it. This is still a free country. If you were from his generation you would probably be the same. Don't condemn what you cannot possibly understand. Unless you were around in 1917, you have no concept of his beliefs.
Props to him for still being on his game, and cracking jokes like that. I hope I can be that witty at 91. Amen Mr. Borgnine.
Re: Ms. McGillicutty – That is pretty dead on! You rock!
Hilarious. His wife is beautiful for her age. Tova Borgnine has her own beauty empire. Love them as a couple. Guess he has to choke the monkey when she's out pitchin' her products.
haahahahaaaa
*perez is gonna live forever* LOL