This Is What She Does
Filed under: Canadialand > Samantha Ronson
Even though she's arguably not one of the best DJs out there (by far), for some reason saMAN Ronson was hired to spin at the grand opening of the new H&M store in Montreal on Wednesday.
Instead of focusing on her job and making sure the tunes are in tune with the crowd, MAN spent a good chunk of the night texting away on her phone.
Does LezLo need constant attention????
That's a rhetorical question.
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if i looked like sam id make sure my girlfriend wasnt running around on me too…shes prolly making sure lezlo isnt bangin a guy on the side
Is she really in her 40s, Dreamy P? She totally doesn't look it.
I'm bored of hearing about her now it's old news
Can't be too hard to text, when all she does is press play on her souped-up i-Pod.
im really tired of that lezbo
the first time i ever heard of her i thought she was a man
and i see her everywhere now
lindsay was better off with guys then her
How much does she get paid for that?
Anybody that text in the first place is a fucking lame……and yes, I am sure she is quite high maintenance.
She is hideous and isn't the opening of an H & M store a sucker job anyways. She looks like she needs a shower….she's nasty!
First…
those bulldaggas and they textin…..at least if I get a flat tire I'll know who to text!
I sick of hearing about this shim.
ummmm, wheres her boobs?
fuck djs texting
love is in the air
that Lelo is so needy.
Re: erbear – I think you're right.
no she's 31
Lindsay Lohan IS really Pathetic! I feel bad for her…and then we have Samantha.
chalmydia???, wow, perez why do you hate fellow gays, your the biggest piece of shit that walked the face of the earth. Celoso.
Ewww. Her skin looks like Pete Doherty's!
Texting is almost as fun as commenting on Perez Hilton's website…which I LOVE to do…everyday.
Re: Diina – Hey when does your next movie come out?
Give it a rest, you're working!
Re: abercorey – LoL… This bitch looks so dirty. I just have these visuals of her removing her panties and it sounding like velcro as she pulls them off. I see her (and her awful clothes) and the first three words that come to mind are: LACK OF HYGIENE.
PEREZ YOUR SHIT IS GETTING BORING!
Even if she doesn't DJ that well, she iz a paparazzi magnet and the store gets free press just from her being there. =oP
Re: Andy28 – LOL! HE DOSEN'T EVEN KNOW YOUR MAKING FUN OF HIM!
Why does Perez erase comments?
Re: Andy27 – I'd still bang her! I like them, I think they're cute. Please change UR name to Andy47 cuz U sure az fuck don't look no 27
Re: LettyB – I know…I am getting bored of this already. I don't know how he keeps it up. Such endurance. Such passion.
Re: Andy28 – Prolly cuz U said something good about her. But I'll alwayz love Perez, even if he iz a tad-bit shady
Nobody knows at what point of the gig she was testing, it could have been before the gig started…rumors, rumors, rumors!!!
I thought that was Agnys Deyn
Perry have you noticed the past two days everybody wears Fedoras?There are everywhere.Everybody.Scarlet was wearing a grey one yesterday,today Nicole an identical like Sams.Probably a gift from Sam to her close Pal Nicole.
I guess Samantha is fashionable after all.Hehehhe.I have a feeling she will hate it seeing everybody wearing them.Funie again you left out all the pics where she actually djs.
Re: Andy27 –
THANK YOU
I hate seeing her flat ass squeezed ever soo tightly in those same goddamn jeans that she wears every day….black on monday, white on tuesday, Gray on Wednesday, and whattya know back to black on Thurs, and white on Friday!!!! take a shower bitch….
Three things: ONE Andy27 please on comment per blog…you have too much time on your hands and change that pic. TWO I have heard her spin and she's good. Three: She gets TONS of huge opp's thrown her way so she must be good. They label her as THE HOLLYWOOD Dj. so she has to be doing something right. Wait I have one more…Andy nor Perez like her b/c its a known fact isn't it that gay men don't like Lesbians? At least thats what my gay guy friend told me.
Re: Andy28 –
to be honest….the joke is kinda on you…who sets up a screename just so they can attempt (and fail) to make fun of someone else and put them down??? if anybody needs to get a life I would say it's you.
Re: HAMphetamine – Having problems? One time you want to bang just african americans and hispanics because you like 'm better then the pale people… and now you wanna go for a lesbian… What's next? America's Next Transgender Model? A goatfarm from Morocco?
I bet you dick smells of cheese and onion… For sure all you do is watch porno movies and eat cheese and onion Pringles…
Re: abercorey – lol….EXACTLY. these stupid bitches on here who do nothing but talk smack about me are only trying to do one thing: get attention. MY ATTENTION, at that. i'm just too cocky and arrogant to give it to them. why would i make their day? it's no different than when a paparazzi says stupid shit to a celebrity, in hopes of a reaction. only cuties like you get my attention.
people only book this cunt in hopes that her nasty ass girlfriend, Lohan, attends to whomever it is throwing the party gets some fucking publicity.
i hope they both die in a plain crash before the end of 2008.
yeahhhh boyyyyyyy!
Re: PaulBreiveld – hahaha….talk about hitting a nail on the head. i could've not said it any better myself.
Re: abercorey – YOU DIDN'T GET THE JOKE UNTIL IT WAS POINTED OUT TO YOU, YOU NEED TO EAT YOUR KINDA SLOW!
Re: Andy27 – DREAM ON!
Hideous bitch
She looks like an alien from another planet,does she no pete docherty.
Re: abercorey – Wow. That makes a lot of sense. Seriously. You really put me in my place. I really didn't see how hurtful I was being. How much I was upsetting you and all of my other wonderful friends on the Perez Hilton Comment section about the posting about Samantha Ronson. You should have texted me, it would have been faster.
I was striving for attention. I was acting out. I was wrong. Please accept my most sincere apologies. I hope I have not ruined the Perez experience for you.
Now with that done, me and LettyB are gonna high-five now.
PS. Andy27 tries too hard.
This is what she does….EATS FIRECROTCH EVERY FUCKIN DAY!
why on Earth is LiLo with this ugly dog?! Oh yeah, I forgot, Sam's loaded! I hear she's worth over 350 million dollars. Makes Lindsey look a bit like a gold digger. You know what they say… Manure by any other name would smell the same. Oh well there's been rumors around Hollywood for years that little Miss LiLo has slept with men for bigger salaries. Like a certain fellow who shall remain nameless but suffice to say that both he and his daughter are rumoured to have slept with Miss LiLo! That girl, sure got around, so it's no wonder that Sam is keeping a close watch on Lindsey. LOL!!!
I'm getting so fuckin sick of the white paint tool. get some new material Perez. it looks so cheap…
either she's paging so at least she's doing something,she's good at, or she got her brother to put some decent music on her I-pod and she's playing it at the gig and looking, whether it's still running properly so she doesn't get caught
I live in Montreal. She made the newspapers here… guess she was good. the grand opening of the H&M store was today at 12pm. for the 250 first clients, they gave coupons going up to 275$. In fact, there was a HUUUUUUUUUUGE line-up and I went in line at 10am and still I was too far in the line to get the freakin coupon !
:@
ID LIKE TO HIT HER WITH A GEFILTE FISH
SHE PROBALLY SMELLS LIKE ONE TOO , I
BET SHE DOESENT WASH
Re: Andy27 – *Clearing my throat* What about me? All of a sudden Abercorey comes along, and you forget who loved and defended your honor first. Is it because I don't have a dick, or what. What happened to the love? Just kidding.
Re: PaulBreiveld – LOL UR almost right on the money there! My dick does smell, smells very gross, and I LOVE IT!!!! I do like Blacks & Mexicans more, but I'd also bone a dyke to, and yes I have a thing for drag queens too
Either she has a lot of freckles or i can see a little mustache there… Still i think she is kinda hot.
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I LOVE HER!!! SHE HAS GREAT STYLE!!! AHE CAN EAT ME OUT ANY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She's only famous because of daddy's money and family coattails.
To say she sucks would give real DJ's that suck a bad name. I saw her at Lollapalooza and she was truly horrendous and completely awful.
Re: Andy27 –
well LAWD….I feel like I just got a rose stuck on my head!!! :sigh: :drool:
It's so sad that people on here think they know Sam or Lindsey.
Re: Andy27 – wait…isn't that exactly what you just did? you responded. you woulda been better off ignoring. i don't have anything against you personally…but you are on here quite often and sometimes you type before thinking.
Re: HAMphetamine – Well, have fun at the goat farm then…
SHE HAS MAN JAW
Re: wildmidwestern –
well actually wild,
I responded….I cant let everyone gang up on my baby daddy when he's done nothing to anyone else….all he's done is stated his opinion….and this is a free country right? he was just agreeing with me….and remaining sexy while doing soo….
Re: Andy28 – hive buddy!
Re: LettyB – I MEANT HIGH FIVE ANDY28, I GOT A LITTLE EXCITED!
Re: abercorey – you are so right! he IS free to contradict himself.
You are both fine….
Re: wildmidwestern –
wow…it sounds like you are contradicting yourself actually…I believe you said you had nothing personal against him…but it seems like you enjoy taking jabs at him and now me every chance you get…please take the high road and quit while your ahead.
xoxoxo
She did the same thing when she came to Syracuse, NY at Lava Club. If u r working turn off the damn phone. Do u get paid to text while working -NO- so she should be not really be considered a serious DJ. If she doesn't take her job seriously than why hire her, anyone can do her job even her girlfriend Lyndsey DJS. She's a lazy cow.
Umm. I live in Montreal and was at the opening and her set was HYPE! She's amazing! AND PEREZ, CANADA DOES NOT LOVE YOU, trust me. Do you know how often you get made fun of on muchmusic when you are not around? haha
They only hire her in hopes that Lindsay will show up.
no titts, no dick, no make up … how sad
saMAn and LEZlo!
I needed an Evening laugh!!
Thanks!!!
Re: Princess Jen – I agree with You!!!
The funny thing is… this is exactly what she did when she was in Vancouver a couple weeks ago. She was brought in to DJ and when all we were hearing was a mash up of Spice Girls and Lindsay Lohan lets just say everyone wanted the residents back on stage… She was terrible. I know for a fact the club will not be asking her back.
Damn I missed it!
Well Lindsay is gorgeous… if i were a lesbian i will be around her to see if i can get some of her luvvvv… They are the cutest couple ever, you are just a jealous slut P.!
I just don't get it:
1. Why is everyone getting so excited about H&M? Here in Sweden, shopping at H&M is the equivalent of buying clothes at Walmart
2. Why did H&M hire her of all people? Isn't there shit loads of awesome DJs in Montréal and Sweden? Why not hire Khiasma, Megasoid or Discobelle? They kick ass and would give the store much more cred that some lame Hollywood B-celebrity. You don't see any her mixes circulating, noone cares about her but paparazzis.
I FKN MISSED THE H&M OPENING
it was amazing apparently. the clothes were hot, there was a bar
at every cash register SO WHY WOULD SHE BE TEXTING ON HER PHONE
she should of just brought her gf along then….
When I see her pictures online I feel vomit coming out of my mouth, NAST A$$ btch! YUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
I dick.