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We told y'all last month that saMAN Ronson was not Lindsay Lohan's first lesbian love.
Mogul spawn Courtenay Semel was La Lohan's first sapphic gal pal and the UK's News of the World has revealed details about their drama-filled relationship!
At one point, Lohan was in the middle of a love triangle, with Ronson on one side and Semel on the other.
Courtenay must feel so…used! Lindsay now does little to disguise in public her feelings for Man—but this is only after months of covert gay experiments with Semel.
A friend (probably Courtenay herself) reveals to the NOTW that Semel said:
"Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart. At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”
LezLo met Semel at a 2006 Malibu summer beach party.
Courtenay's 'friend' also says, Lohan bedded a string of men in a bid to suppress her lesbian urges — and to hide them from her public. The redhead supposedly sank into addictions as the pressure of her double life grew:
“From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing. But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out. Both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together."
Throughout the following year, the pair stumbled through an on-again-off-again relationship as the troubled Lohan checked into a succession of rehab units and continued to date men as a ‘cover’.
Then in January 2007, saMAN Ronson entered the picture.
“Back then Samantha and Lindsay didn’t have a physical relationship. She once said, ‘Samantha’s the father I never had’! Apparently Samantha acted in a ‘paternal’ way towards her, giving her advice and cuddles.”
At one point, the friend added, both Courtenay and Samantha were separately visiting Lindsay at celeb rehab hotspot Promises.
Lindsay was supposedly sending love notes to saMAN and signing them 'Lindsay Ronson' but telling Court she loved her too!
It gets juicier…
By October 2007, Courtenay appeared to have the upper hand.
She and Lindsay moved into a rented house in Beverly Hills BUT Lohan still continued to hook up with boys.
According to the insider:
“Courtenay would throw fits of rage, writing her hundreds of angry e-mails from another room in the house. The sexual attraction between them was electric though and they’d still kiss and make up."
However, come December, Lindsay had bedded one man too many and, unable to take more humiliation, Courtenay moved out.
Guess who came back on the Lohan scene a week later?
Yup, the Man!
Semel's friend said, “Courtenay still can’t understand how Lindsay is now so open with Samantha. Every time she sees a picture of them together it kills her.”
We don't think it will be long before La Lohan breaks saMAN's heart too!
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