Large and In Charge!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Alanis Morissette

You oughtta know….she likes tacos!

The newly voluptuous Alanis Morissette took to the stage at the V Festival in the U.K. this past weekend.

There's more of her to love!

[Image by Nick Pickles via WENN.]

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 10:44 am / Email this »

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swandive says – reply to this

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Meanie! I saw her on tv two weeks ago and she was in great shape. Besides, you oughta know Lilo digs tacos.
c to the max says – reply to this

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p-rez your such a girl.

she's smaller than you.

jealous - much?
eugenia says – reply to this

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"large and in charge?" wtf. theres nothing wrong with her. this whole post is pointless.
SEXYCDN21 says – reply to this

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DAMN!!!!! She has some serious lady lumps and humps!

VERY SEXY!!!
bouge says – reply to this

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Everyone's legs would look fat from that angle, Perez. I can't wait untill you gain your weight plus another 30lbs, becuase it is a fact that you will.
Xx*AiiMeE*xX says – reply to this

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boring . .
no one cares . . what a fatass lol
A-L-E-X says – reply to this

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She still looks great!
kerkieberkie says – reply to this

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She kinda looks like an older Miley Cyrus in that picture.
Bratty Princess says – reply to this

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This is exactly what Miley will look like in 10 years time.
candyfrog says – reply to this

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You are a jerk. You wonder why celebs (and normal people) have eatting disorders because people say comments like that.
ughh says – reply to this

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she has miley cyrus hair…
Andy27 says – reply to this

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This is exactly what Miley will look like in 15 years.
the_executives_wife says – reply to this

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dont care. i love her music.
bizzatch says – reply to this

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God forbid she look NORMAL, you idiot.
Latina227 says – reply to this

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I think this is the best she has ever looked
rufus0317 says – reply to this

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i think she looks pretty good thicker…
CoDy A says – reply to this

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It looks like she has gained a few….maybe its just a bad angle? love her music though!
pomme says – reply to this

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yes,she's not anoreric but she's thinner than you,dudes!
jeanmarie says – reply to this

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She looks great - she's no sickly Amy Wino……
msloriga says – reply to this

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I can't imagine why you'd comment on her size/weight. The obese, crazy-fat famous, I totally understand. She doesn't qualify at all imo. Not a huge change for Alanis! Gained weight, sure. Older, sure! Shocking? Not really. Not drastic at all. In Hollywood, ATTITUDES change must faster than weight! jmo…STAY ON IT!
CasLovesPerez says – reply to this

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She still looks normal to me. And beautiful at that.
DamnFine says – reply to this

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P - I certainly hope you aren't going to be one of those people who loses weight and then criticizes others for being heavy. I've lost weight as well but I haven't forgotten how cruel people can be. You should remember this as well.
TOrobert says – reply to this

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hahaha.. Perez you mellon-head. Do eat something and stop being jealous other people can!
m&m says – reply to this

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I've never liked her really she was alright but I think she looks nasty now….Nutrisystem please call her!!! LOL
Astrochicks.com says – reply to this

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I'd be eating alot of tacos to if my ex fiance was marrying Scarlet Johansson.
haha says – reply to this

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wow, she's let herself go…
hottie says – reply to this

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fuck looking like you are homeless when you got plenty of paper
HunniBee says – reply to this

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she looks normal perez!
Minnesnowta says – reply to this

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Lay off her! So she's not a skeletor like every other singer/actress. Girl deserves to eat a bit! She is still beautiful and Perez, you really shouldn't rag on people for being slightly overweight. Lord knows you are/have been there.
PaulBobby says – reply to this

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I think that Alanis looks great, and who cares if she put on a few pounds, she is a talented artist and a Great Canadian too boot. I have heard from reliable source's that she is a Killer in the Sack so it's just more cussion for the pusshin. Perez there is difference in being Fat as to be normal, like you used to be Fat and are now normal, Not everybody can look like David, so shut the FUCK up and quit hating on people, cuz you ain't never …. never going to look like David. SUCK ON THAT SUCKER
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…making comments about female vocalists 'weight' can be killer. She looks great. Not everyone is an ectomorph. How about critiquing the music? If she needs any "help" in regard to this comment, tell her to contact me.
LettyB says – reply to this

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YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT PEE PEE PEREZ!
DIJordan says – reply to this

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I think that she looks great….although, I liked the shorter hairstyles, that she sported in the past.
OBAMA 08 says – reply to this

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She has no butt!!!
PollyIsRight says – reply to this

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First of all, that is a horrible camera angle. ANYONE would look like they have a big ass from that position. Secondly, leave her alone Perez. You seriously need some new schtick.
G.O.D. says – reply to this

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Shit…and the cow goes mooo.
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Wim says – reply to this

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You call this voloptuous?! Have you looked at yourself lately, you fat pig!
Laura Palmer's Hooha says – reply to this

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Oh, for fuck's sake, you're the last person who should be commenting on anyone's weight!!!
Save the Ampelman says – reply to this

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Ummm. She really doesn't look that "thick." You're probably used to seeing her in the 90s, when she was 20 years old.
youre so gross says – reply to this

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If she gained weight, it isn't noticeable. She's always had thick thighs. She looks great.
You must be irritable since you had to quit eating to be able to drop a couple of pounds. Too bad you still look like a manatee.
That_Girl_74 says – reply to this

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She is a perfectly normal weight, Perez. Not everyone has to have a flat stomach and stick-thin legs. I think she looks great.
SHADDUP says – reply to this

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The BEST thing to ever come out of Canada. I think she looks great. Must be a slow news day BBs
questionmark says – reply to this

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i love the fact that alanis cannot do anything wrong with you perez, cause i feel the same way. as long as she is happy!
Paty says – reply to this

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Re: candyfrog – Exactly.
And then they´ll go on to say that she is an idiot for having eating disorders.
Shame, shame, shame.
Jane Doe says – reply to this

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Love Her Hair!!
Kimcredible says – reply to this

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As a person in your own weight battle Perez - you surely are one to talk!!!

You know better than anyone that girls read this page… so good job on contributing to their body image issues, if they dont have them already!

Why do you bother putting up "great causes" if you're going to be ignorant.
c to the max says – reply to this

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Re: OBAMA 08 –

you have no soul
DaisyChain says – reply to this

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Uncalled for. I know you like to get a rise out of people, but please stick to ridiculing those who deserve it.
&hearts says – reply to this

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who the hell are you to call anyone fat. she looks great and NORMAL.
mynameis says – reply to this

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Weird… I totally thought that was Miley.
jaimeleigh06 says – reply to this

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God, she is big as a house.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
midi says – reply to this

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we all battle image issues. it's a cruel world.
jojo81 says – reply to this

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large and in charge my ass, she is not fat, thats fucking ridiculous! get a real story!
Iken says – reply to this

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WTF?! It's no wonder so many people have eating disorders… she looks normal, you idiot.
TaffyJones says – reply to this

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But, she can still sing right?? So wtf does it matter what she looks like. I'm tired of talentless idiots who look "right" bouncing around stages lip-synching. Imagine if the world was this shallow 30-40 years ago, half of the bands and singers from those eras wouldn't have gotten record deals. We need to wake up and remember what's important in life, and it's not having the perfect figure.
GreenMan says – reply to this

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Wow she's grown.
GatGirl says – reply to this

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Dont' be such an ass Perez…you of all people understand the battle of the bulge. To be dissing her for putting on weight is fucked up.

Maybe you'll have a different take after you've gained your weight back.
amylala says – reply to this

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PEREZ……..why do you continually have to be a freakin' douche nozzle?
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JulesW says – reply to this

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Again, I saw her at V, she looked great! Back off!
inadee says – reply to this

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I think it suits her actually.. she doesn't look that big at all!
day1_9 says – reply to this

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What the fuck Perez, last time i checked you where no size 5. Shit you haven't even lost that much weight to be dishing out fat jokes.

damn you lose a couple of pounds and get all fucking big headed. Get over your self she's done more than you have.

stop blasting your insecurities all over the web.
mak007 says – reply to this

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OmG. I thought it was a bad photo of Miley Cyrus. Does anyone else think this looks sort of similar to her Breakout album cover??? Idk. But you should never pick on anyone for their weight…unless they're Mushy Fartone.
mz. parra says – reply to this

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it's looks more like a bad camera angle. i've seen britney spears thighs look larger than this when she was still "cool" several years ago…
toffuticutie says – reply to this

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wow, am I the only one who thought that was MIley Cyrus with a wig?
Hash Brown says – reply to this

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Alanis looks NORMAL. This is a stupid post. Perez, look in the mirror - if you can find one to hold your own lard ass reflection.
dorkus says – reply to this

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There is nothing wrong with the way Alanis looks, fucking idiot.
lululemon says – reply to this

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SHE NOT LARGE! OMG YOUR SO MEAN….SIS YOU LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU LARGE PEREZ!
amber2839 says – reply to this

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Seriously. There should be a picture of Miley next to this….because this is what she will look like in 15, 20 years.
cmd08 says – reply to this

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are you kidding me? You have alot of room to be talking, Perez…
Debraw says – reply to this

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Did she have a baby and I missed it? Looks like baby weight.
abercorey says – reply to this

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Re: Andy27 –

omg that is TOTALLY Miley….how uncanny!
suzyq213 says – reply to this

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WOW…is that the pot calling the kettle black?! Perez, 143, but how could u say that about her? She is wearing skinny jeans. No fat-ass could wear skinny jeans. Any moron knows that if u put a camera below someone and take a pic, u will get a double chin..and a fat body. Be nice.
MOMMIE DEAREST says – reply to this

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hey!
she is great.atleast shes not an anorexic skanky ho like paris herpes hilton.
Vanessa-Houston, Tx. says – reply to this

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lol… Your so funny Perez!!!
streetsusa says – reply to this

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OMFG LIEK WTF????????
streetsusa says – reply to this

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Re: Andy27 – ANDY DO YOU AHVE TO COMMENT oN EACH FUCKING POST HERE????
Chelsea says – reply to this

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I wouldn't go as far to classify her as "large", Perez. She looks normal, like oh my fucking god, how terrible of her to look fucking normal!
gir7000 says – reply to this

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dude i soooo thought this was Miley Cyrus!!!!!
*Lulu* says – reply to this

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Good for her, she looks gorgeous!
Im soooo sick and tired of all boring skinny minnies… How about focusing on something else then your body?!
Captain Canada says – reply to this

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Perez you wiener. She looks fine, what the hell is the matter with you. Keep knockin the Canadian Girls and we'll put you on the no fly list to Canada. Sheesh!
bango skanks says – reply to this

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she looks fine - that is so hateful… Fat ass Perez!!!
Lor says – reply to this

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STFU! That's is what a normal woman's body looks like. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones (yes you fattie).
Lor says – reply to this

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… and since when were successul muscians supposed to look like models? Oh thats right, when the music industry went to hell requiring talented musicians to look like models too.
m&m says – reply to this

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Stop hating on Perez at least he is trying to lose the weight while she is in line at the closest Taco Bell. Being in the public eye is hard yes it is and too bad image is important in this business but no one is asking her to be too thin just at least look healthy =] I've seen other pics of her and yes she is looking more to the fat side than the NORMAL side …
Tesser says – reply to this

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OK, she had an eating disorder for like 10 years, give the chick a break. Perez, we need to have a heart to heart…it seems like since you lost some poundage you are totally turning into a weightophobe. STOP commenting on people's weight…I'm starting to hate your site because of it.
lefty lady says – reply to this

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What?? She looks fine! No wonder teen girls have eating disorders these days. Is she supposed to be a size 2?
amandaPN says – reply to this

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what the fuck crawled up your ass Perez? Since when do you of all people get to call someone large? Alanis has an amazing body. So sad that you cant find anything better to do then bash people to make yourself feel better.
Loser_la says – reply to this

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not fat she just needs a hair cut!
Kate27 says – reply to this

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Well Piggy you still look chubby and unhealthy… Alanis is awesome and talented you shouldn't mess up with her!
chipsloer says – reply to this

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she looks like a fat Miley Cyrus
i8carrotcake says – reply to this

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Re: karencarpenter –
you creep me out..pretending to be a dead person. shudder.
robynnn6 says – reply to this

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perez she used to have an eating disorder!! don't call her fat!!
miss cirque says – reply to this

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you are part of the problem, perez. you talk out of both sides of your mouth. but then, being two-faced and nasty is your bread and butter, isn't it? you make your money off the people you slander and malign. not that i believe for a SECOND that you would ever take into account the morality or ethics of what you do. in a culture of slam-or-be-slammed, all's fair in making a buck, right? hollywood is the new gladiator arena, and you want to be caesar. i get it. but you live in a pretty flimsy glass house, especially when it comes to the "weight" issue. so if i were you (which i'm not, thank the universe!), i wouldn't be making any comments about who's fat and who's skinny. because where i'm sitting (in 26in waist jeans, no less), you're looking like the pot who called the kettle black.
Novel1 says – reply to this

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She had a baby - what's your excuse FATASS?!

Leave Alanis alone - she has a decent amount of body fat — she's not LARGE.

Look in the mirror - that's LARGE!
Blackwells Semen says – reply to this

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About time the girl ate something! BEING SKINNY AS A PENCIL IS NOT HOT GIRLS!!!
hippychk13 says – reply to this

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just cuz she's not a size 2 doesn't mean she's large…I think she looks great! perez…hi this is mr. pot…have you seen my friend the black kettle??
stupidpuppet says – reply to this

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lookin' good, lani! love the new song, "break," by the way!
SilentRedRose says – reply to this

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Perez you're an a**. Alanis has admitted in the past to having an eating disorder and just when it's obvious she might be comfortable in her own body now (which she should be, she's beautiful.) you make a stupid ignorant comment like that. Apparently, Perez you don't know what fat is! Get your eyes checked! She looks wonderful!
Dirty old man says – reply to this

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Next time she goes down on somebody in a theatre, the whole goddamn theatre will go down as well. P.S. Is there anyone who listens to this bitches music anymore?
lease says – reply to this

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like you have ANY room to talk you fat cow!! just cause you lost a pound, you are still 5 or her.. and no matter how much weight you lose, you will still have your ugly ass PIG FACE you FN HIPPO CRITE!!