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We just don't understand the appeal of saMAN Ronson.

What does LezLo see in her????

Is it her personality?

Her cheery disposition?

Her stunning, super model looks???

Her amazing talent???

What is it????

Cuz she has NONE of those things!

Despite that, Lohan seems attached at Ronson's hip MANgina.

The pair spent Monday walking saMAN's bulldog and shooting the shit in L.A.'s Larchmont Village.

Amy Winehouse-a-like Courtenay Semel would have been a better choice!

[Image by Adams-Rayne via JFX Online.]

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182 comments to “Does She Make You Wet???”

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  1. 1

    She looks like the female version of Kimberly Stewarts new man



  2. 2

    i'm not a big fan of either but honestly i think saMAN is way better looking then that STDwhore Courtenay Semel



  3. 3

    It's simple, Perez… SaMAN really knows how to work a strap-on dildo!!!!!!

  4. bouge says – reply to this


    4

    Oh my God! I honestly thought it was her grandma, or aunt or something! If it weren't for that close up picture I would never have thought it was her!



  5. 5

    Ewwwww how nasty! I think LiLo needs to get her eyes checked big time!!!!



  6. 6

    haha eww



  7. 7

    I don't get it either, but then again I've seen it happen in hetero couples too.



  8. 8

    I totally agree with you….she must have some secret talent…..



  9. 9

    The sex must have to be AMAZING!!! :)



  10. 10

    first!



  11. 11

    lindsay your girlfriend…woof.

  12. Sammy says – reply to this


    12

    We could ask your boyfriend or Teddy the same thing? Obviously she has something that no hot guy she ever dated had, cause now she is happy!!!



  13. 13

    i LOVE these two! Why Mario do you make it a point to bring them into your "news". Why so jealous? Did you hear Michael Phelps your boy Perez think Lindsay is hot and would rather meet her then you? Awww, another reason to diss!! Ps. if you hate Lindsay then why is it in google images that you are in so many photos with Lindsay? I can't understand that. You hate her and yet theres 1000 pics of you two. Even one of you giving the peace sign with her!



  14. 14

    Lindsay IS A " GOLD DIGGER "

    THEY ARE BOTH UGLY.



  15. 15

    I had a nightmare about her the other night… yeah, she made me wet, but it was only the tears running down my face. Scary!



  16. 16

    Appearance has nothing to do with love and it is sad that is what seems to matter in this world.

  17. Eva says – reply to this


    17

    I've seen worse and at least Lindsey seems to have stayed out of trouble since they've been together



  18. 18

    I think she's pretty!



  19. 19

    at least she is happy now!! even though she is sooooo ugly



  20. 20

    I dont get it either??? Lindsay can do SOOOO much better, give me a call hun ;)



  21. 21

    bitter much



  22. 22

    What is with the attacks on people's looks lately. How do you know what her personality is?
    I'd like to know if it's true that Perez had gastric bypass?
    If so, maybe he's just really angry lately at all the changes he's going through.

  23. buck says – reply to this


    23

    Perezhilton.com is turning into a gay rights site….i might as well just go out and get Gay Hollywood Weekly

  24. D-Bag says – reply to this


    24

    She must eat a mean snatch!



  25. 25

    i would roll around naked with either of them



  26. 26

    Lindsay has an addictive personality, and she's pretty much lost on her own. She can't help herself. This lesbian's calling the shots, and she's fine with that.



  27. 27

    Maybe it's what she feels - LOVE!!



  28. 28

    How about you pose that same question to those who've actually gone to bed with you, Perez? What the fuck possessed them to do it? What did they see in you?



  29. 29

    can u say…
    DOUCHE!!!



  30. 30

    She actually looks better there. And it isn't as if Lindsay is anything to write home about.



  31. 31

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…..



  32. 32

    Perez we all know the appeal is what happens in the bedroom :)



  33. 33

    She isn't that bad looking..



  34. 34

    #22 I heard that too! But we won't ever know….maybe he's just "working out" really hard…….psh



  35. 35

    It's the Courtney Love claim: pretty on the inside. If it were about looks and talent, alot of us would remain lonely, wouldn't we, perez?

  36. Eva says – reply to this


    36

    Re: buck
    I'm not sure its a gay rights site. Perez kinda bitches about everybody - fat, thin, homo, hetro it doesn't really matter



  37. 37

    Have you looked in the mirror lately? Pot, meet kettle. Number one: as JJ says, beauty fades, stupid is forever. Number two: as a gay man, you should really be more supportive of people who take the brave step to be comfortable living their lives the way they were born to live them. Number three: why are you so mean all the time?



  38. 38

    Perez, I actually think she looks decent here…she's not wearing "the hat", no ridiculous/inappropriate shirt…she looks more like an actual woman I guess.

  39. m&m says – reply to this


    39

    Andy you are so annoying.



  40. 40

    I think she is kind of sexy actually. I am totally not gay but she would actually do it for me. I think she is very creative and has a wicked style.
    So no I don't agree with you one bit!



  41. 41

    Is it just me, or does SaMAN kinda look like Miss Jane from the Beverly Hillbillies in that pic??



  42. 42

    SAMMAN is disgusting. I know that Lindseys career is in the toilet but now she has lowered herself to being with this freak show. Poor Lindsay has no self esteem anymore and just doesn't care who or what she does.

  43. evie says – reply to this


    43

    A bit cruel Perez. Samantha seems to be lookin a lot older lately. She was cuter about a year ago, Lilo has obviously aged her. I don't even think they are in love, Lilo has probably eaten her coz she will go with anything. She just loves all the publicity she's getting, the most important person in her her life is herself.



  44. 44

    Samantha must work it better than Wilder ever did, which is sad considering how HUGE he claims to be!



  45. 45

    I mean *Wilmer

    I cant fucking spell today

  46. Anonymous says – reply to this


    46

    seriously - i'm a dyke who likes butch girls and sam's kinda cute. i've never met her and i don't know crap about DJs and i know that she and perez have had their issues. maybe's she's not a nice person. but Lindsay seems happy. and so does she.

    that's more than most folks have…

  47. Uker says – reply to this


    47

    WOW PEREZ! YOU ARE SO FUCKING SHALLOW, SO BY YOUR STANDARDS ONLY GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE SHOULD GET A CHANCE AT LOVE, DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU YOURSELF DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH ANYONE WHO'S GOOD LOOKING?
    YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES PEREZ, SERIOUSLY, I REALLY LIKE YOU BUT SOMETIMES YOU ARE SO IMMATURE, YOU BEHAVE LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL.
    STOP HATING ON PEOPLE AND TRY AND DEAL WITH YOUR OWN PROBLEMS.
    YOU COULD BE SO MUCH MORE POPULAR IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
    MADONNA WON'T IMPRESSED BY YOUR CUNTINESS.
    GROW THE FUCK UP.



  48. 48

    i was just kiddding i would only want to do that with one of them



  49. 49

    her dog cadillac is so cute!



  50. 50

    im hoping you've met her, cause that's pretty harsh



  51. 51

    rotfl that was good perez…



  52. 52

    haha shes probly good with her fingers then



  53. 53

    What happened to this website, it used to actually be good?! Whoever writes these needs to proof read, and also get some better stories. Who cares why Lindsey likes "saMANtha"… get over it. Too bad I'm addicted to celeb gossip.



  54. 54

    In this pic, she looks separated at birth from Michael Phelps. Although at least Phelps is a likable guy.



  55. 55

    shes disgusting she looks like shes 50 years old



  56. 56

    HORRIBLE HORRIBLE!!!!



  57. 57

    She must eat that cootie coo pretty well Perez, b/c I so don't see it either



  58. 58

    its because she knows how to eat the na na



  59. 59

    Andy27: EXACTLY!



  60. 60

    RU jealous, Perez? Sam may have that certain, undefinable *something* that transcends what a person looks like. Their relationship has lasted longer than some A-listers marriages…so much for the gorgeous supermodel looks. Perhaps Lindz just found her comfort level in Sam?



  61. 61

    Lindsay looks great,setled and healthie.Also she has gone back to her red hair yeah.At last.Perry again you choose one of the worst pics,yet they appear so happy dont they?Spended the weekend just larking around together walking,going to the cinemas.Go Lindsay.



  62. 62

    Hey have you seen the pictures of Sam and her siblings in Harper's Bazaar? She actually looks decent. Though she does look weird wearing a dress.



  63. 63

    Put the hat back on! Better yet a paper bag!



  64. 64

    YOU have none of those things, either! Are you undeserving of love or happiness?

    Yes, you hate Samantha Ronson. We get it. ENOUGH!!

  65. pomme says – reply to this


    65

    love love love! you don't understand about love,p!

  66. Aimee says – reply to this


    66

    I think she looks better than usual there…
    Re: shake1 – And i agree, i've been saying this for weeks, recently Lindsay has looked happier than i've seen her in years, and she isn't acting crazy as far as we've seen.



  67. 67

    She must have amazing tongue skills… lick that fire crotch!

  68. Pebby says – reply to this


    68

    Okay…i usually feel bad when people are rude to you. But, did you ever consider that you know shit about her personality?



  69. 69

    Compare this picture to the ones of Lindsay passed out in her Benz wearing the gray hoodie, and Samantha driving away while paps snapped away.

    Seeing people sober, healthy & happy rather than stoned and crashing into trees is really awe-inspiring. Also a relief to the people of Los Angeles.



  70. 70

    I love these two, and I really liks Sams new color… TEAM SAM



  71. 71

    this is the best picture I've ever seen of her.

    And she looks fucking disgusting.



  72. 72

    It would be funny if Saman got pregnant.



  73. 73

    She's a perfect butch for Lohan. Great complimentary chemistry between them. I love her without the hat. Who would you want her to get with anyway?



  74. 74

    Maybe she's just really nice to her and appeals to her on a level you wouldn't understand.

  75. jeff says – reply to this


    75

    I understand she has a tongue like a snake



  76. 76

    Hey, it's not for any of us to say who she loves. I just wish "Fame-Whoredom" wasn't such a big part of the attraction. Hope they both disappear in big cloud of cigarette smoke. Nasty sluts



  77. 77

    You don't even know her so why are you talking about her this way



  78. 78

    *
    Hidden Talent
    *
    Look in Lezlo's bag for sex toys.
    *



  79. 79

    Oh fuck you Perez.

    Maybe she and Lynsey just like one another? What the fuck do people see in you?



  80. 80

    At long as they're happy who cares what one person sees in another person. She's better looking than you Perez so not sure why you can't say something better than these nasty comments.



  81. 81

    If that's your criteria for someone choosing a mate, no one would ever choose YOU Perez. This post is meant for only one reason-to bash Samantha Ronson because you have a problem with her. Maybe next time she'll sue you and WIN.



  82. 82

    She looks like the fucking Trix bunny. Sorry Sammy… DICKS are for chicks!



  83. 83

    Oh well, she has something appealing for sure! I still don´t know what it is…



  84. 84

    Oh for fuck's sake, Perez. We GET it already…you don't like S. Ronson.
    Now get over your little pissy fit and move on to something else.



  85. 85

    Re: Andy27 – If Perez asked you to give him a rim job, I bet $20 you'd do it. Why do you look at his site so much if you disagree with everything he says. Move on, get a life.



  86. 86

    who cares! they're in love



  87. 87

    Samantha is beautiful and has amazing style.



  88. 88

    Re: jeffOMG! No i know what it is!… I Forgot to say that I DO find Sam atractive :)



  89. 89

    and what does ellen's wife think about ellen? ellen is much uglier than this chick!



  90. 90

    IT'S WHAT WE CALL DESPERATE



  91. 91

    Pick a cliche - Love is blind, Can't judge a book by its cover, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, etc.



  92. 92

    let her be happy ,she loves her



  93. 93

    She looks like Margaret Hamilton, the woman who played the Wicked Witch of the West in the "Wizard of Oz."



  94. 94

    No one knows what goes on behind closed doors, except those that are behind the doors. I'm thrilled that she's actually dressed in something different, brighter…than her usual…AND NO HAT!!!! AND you have to admit…although her hair is a little "i just got out of bed and didn't come my hair" it's a helluva lot better than it used to be!



  95. 95

    THAT BITCH SAMAN RONSON IS SOOO FUCKING UGLY…AND I THINK SHE;S LIKE 40YRS OLD… THATS SOME WRINKLY VAGINA FOR YA..



  96. 96

    What does Lilo see in her? Attention. She know that she'll get attention by claiming she's a lesbian and then choosing some mysterious controversial lover. Lilo's brilliant! And as for Samro, she should really get her looks together, cuz she always looks a HOT MESS!
    Lilo + Samro = A Mere Publicity Stunt. And look… It's working.



  97. 97

    Maybe Lindsay just likes the ones that look like men?

  98. Reg says – reply to this


    98

    It really doesn't matter what you see in her, she looks like a laugh to me.



  99. 99

    Could be that 5 inch clit.



  100. 100

    If she wasn't so Dykish with that stupid hair do that all Top power Lesbos seem to have she might look better. Hair does alot when its long enough to cover ugly faces.

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