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Does She Make You Wet???

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Gay Gay Gay > saMAN Ronson

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We just don't understand the appeal of saMAN Ronson.

What does LezLo see in her????

Is it her personality?

Her cheery disposition?

Her stunning, super model looks???

Her amazing talent???

What is it????

Cuz she has NONE of those things!

Despite that, Lohan seems attached at Ronson's hip MANgina.

The pair spent Monday walking saMAN's bulldog and shooting the shit in L.A.'s Larchmont Village.

Amy Winehouse-a-like Courtenay Semel would have been a better choice!

[Image by Adams-Rayne via JFX Online.]



182 comments to “Does She Make You Wet???”

More comments: [1] 2 »

  1. 1

    She looks like the female version of Kimberly Stewarts new man

  2. 2

    i'm not a big fan of either but honestly i think saMAN is way better looking then that STDwhore Courtenay Semel

  3. 3

    It's simple, Perez… SaMAN really knows how to work a strap-on dildo!!!!!!

  4. bouge says – reply to this
    4

    Oh my God! I honestly thought it was her grandma, or aunt or something! If it weren't for that close up picture I would never have thought it was her!

  5. 5

    Ewwwww how nasty! I think LiLo needs to get her eyes checked big time!!!!

  6. 6

    haha eww

  7. 7

    I don't get it either, but then again I've seen it happen in hetero couples too.

  8. 8

    I totally agree with you….she must have some secret talent…..

  9. 9

    The sex must have to be AMAZING!!! :)

  10. 10

    first!

  11. 11

    lindsay your girlfriend…woof.

  12. Sammy says – reply to this
    12

    We could ask your boyfriend or Teddy the same thing? Obviously she has something that no hot guy she ever dated had, cause now she is happy!!!

  13. 13

    i LOVE these two! Why Mario do you make it a point to bring them into your "news". Why so jealous? Did you hear Michael Phelps your boy Perez think Lindsay is hot and would rather meet her then you? Awww, another reason to diss!! Ps. if you hate Lindsay then why is it in google images that you are in so many photos with Lindsay? I can't understand that. You hate her and yet theres 1000 pics of you two. Even one of you giving the peace sign with her!

  14. 14

    Lindsay IS A " GOLD DIGGER "

    THEY ARE BOTH UGLY.

  15. 15

    I had a nightmare about her the other night… yeah, she made me wet, but it was only the tears running down my face. Scary!

  16. 16

    Appearance has nothing to do with love and it is sad that is what seems to matter in this world.

  17. Eva says – reply to this
    17

    I've seen worse and at least Lindsey seems to have stayed out of trouble since they've been together

  18. 18

    I think she's pretty!

  19. 19

    at least she is happy now!! even though she is sooooo ugly

  20. 20

    I dont get it either??? Lindsay can do SOOOO much better, give me a call hun ;)

  21. 21

    bitter much

  22. 22

    What is with the attacks on people's looks lately. How do you know what her personality is?
    I'd like to know if it's true that Perez had gastric bypass?
    If so, maybe he's just really angry lately at all the changes he's going through.

  23. buck says – reply to this
    23

    Perezhilton.com is turning into a gay rights site….i might as well just go out and get Gay Hollywood Weekly

  24. D-Bag says – reply to this
    24

    She must eat a mean snatch!

  25. 25

    i would roll around naked with either of them

  26. 26

    Lindsay has an addictive personality, and she's pretty much lost on her own. She can't help herself. This lesbian's calling the shots, and she's fine with that.

  27. 27

    Maybe it's what she feels - LOVE!!

  28. 28

    How about you pose that same question to those who've actually gone to bed with you, Perez? What the fuck possessed them to do it? What did they see in you?

  29. 29

    can u say…
    DOUCHE!!!

  30. 30

    She actually looks better there. And it isn't as if Lindsay is anything to write home about.

  31. 31

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…..

  32. 32

    Perez we all know the appeal is what happens in the bedroom :)

  33. 33

    She isn't that bad looking..

  34. 34

    #22 I heard that too! But we won't ever know….maybe he's just "working out" really hard…….psh

  35. 35

    It's the Courtney Love claim: pretty on the inside. If it were about looks and talent, alot of us would remain lonely, wouldn't we, perez?

  36. Eva says – reply to this
    36

    Re: buck
    I'm not sure its a gay rights site. Perez kinda bitches about everybody - fat, thin, homo, hetro it doesn't really matter

  37. 37

    Have you looked in the mirror lately? Pot, meet kettle. Number one: as JJ says, beauty fades, stupid is forever. Number two: as a gay man, you should really be more supportive of people who take the brave step to be comfortable living their lives the way they were born to live them. Number three: why are you so mean all the time?

  38. 38

    Perez, I actually think she looks decent here…she's not wearing "the hat", no ridiculous/inappropriate shirt…she looks more like an actual woman I guess.

  39. m&m says – reply to this
    39

    Andy you are so annoying.

  40. 40

    I think she is kind of sexy actually. I am totally not gay but she would actually do it for me. I think she is very creative and has a wicked style.
    So no I don't agree with you one bit!

  41. 41

    Is it just me, or does SaMAN kinda look like Miss Jane from the Beverly Hillbillies in that pic??

  42. 42

    SAMMAN is disgusting. I know that Lindseys career is in the toilet but now she has lowered herself to being with this freak show. Poor Lindsay has no self esteem anymore and just doesn't care who or what she does.

  43. evie says – reply to this
    43

    A bit cruel Perez. Samantha seems to be lookin a lot older lately. She was cuter about a year ago, Lilo has obviously aged her. I don't even think they are in love, Lilo has probably eaten her coz she will go with anything. She just loves all the publicity she's getting, the most important person in her her life is herself.

  44. 44

    Samantha must work it better than Wilder ever did, which is sad considering how HUGE he claims to be!

  45. 45

    I mean *Wilmer

    I cant fucking spell today

  46. Anonymous says – reply to this
    46

    seriously - i'm a dyke who likes butch girls and sam's kinda cute. i've never met her and i don't know crap about DJs and i know that she and perez have had their issues. maybe's she's not a nice person. but Lindsay seems happy. and so does she.

    that's more than most folks have…

  47. Uker says – reply to this
    47

    WOW PEREZ! YOU ARE SO FUCKING SHALLOW, SO BY YOUR STANDARDS ONLY GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE SHOULD GET A CHANCE AT LOVE, DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU YOURSELF DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH ANYONE WHO'S GOOD LOOKING?
    YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES PEREZ, SERIOUSLY, I REALLY LIKE YOU BUT SOMETIMES YOU ARE SO IMMATURE, YOU BEHAVE LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL.
    STOP HATING ON PEOPLE AND TRY AND DEAL WITH YOUR OWN PROBLEMS.
    YOU COULD BE SO MUCH MORE POPULAR IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
    MADONNA WON'T IMPRESSED BY YOUR CUNTINESS.
    GROW THE FUCK UP.

  48. 48

    i was just kiddding i would only want to do that with one of them

  49. 49

    her dog cadillac is so cute!

  50. 50

    im hoping you've met her, cause that's pretty harsh

  51. 51

    rotfl that was good perez…

  52. 52

    haha shes probly good with her fingers then

  53. 53

    What happened to this website, it used to actually be good?! Whoever writes these needs to proof read, and also get some better stories. Who cares why Lindsey likes "saMANtha"… get over it. Too bad I'm addicted to celeb gossip.

  54. 54

    In this pic, she looks separated at birth from Michael Phelps. Although at least Phelps is a likable guy.

  55. 55

    shes disgusting she looks like shes 50 years old