Expect To See A Lot More Of Him
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He may have a face like an ass, but….
Michael Phelps is arguably the greatest Olympian of all time!
And, with his record-breaking 8 gold medal wins in Beijing, the U.S. swimmer is the hottest thing on the planet - at least for the next for weeks. Then we'll probably forget about him until four years from now, at the London games.
Phelps is on the cover of the latest issue of Sports Illustrated.
He sure looks….happy!
Posted: August 19, 2008 at 10:00 am
Congrats
Good for him. He's amazing. Nice body. I wouldn't mind some fun pool action with him! So SEXY!!
Hes amazing! Congratulations!
Re: bouge – Back off, bitch. After I'm thru with him, my bed's gonna look like a pool
I'd fuck him
Nice job, man. All these comments about how people look.How about what they achieve? "One Fine Day" poeple will realize what is important and stop being so vacuous. Toodles. I need to check my make-up and hair now.
WTF, Perez? Have some grace and class! Michael Phelps is extremely sexy and down-to-earth given his accomplishments. I think he has a pretty face and a hot body and a great attitude.
i know, his face isnt all that cute but he has a great body. but swimmers always do.
F Michael Phelps
Who cares about his face, look AT HIS BODY. I want to do nasty things to with his ab muscles.
Why R U so mean??? He is cute. And I bet he doesn't have any trouble getting a girl!!
i love that face
you have a face like Shrek's Donkey so shush it. Don't tarnish golden moments with your idiocy and jealousy.
BUTTERFACE ALERT!!!! DAMN!!! LOL, HE'S A CHAMP WHO CARES!
Watch, next week they will find out that he's been doping.
he's really gotta fix his teeth and keep his hair this way. he doesnt look good with longer hair
He has the obligatory white ooze coming out of his mouth artistically placed by Perez. He is officially famous now. You don't really make it until you have the ooze or coke droplets…..
The face of an ass??? Why would you even say something like that? You really are an assh*le Mario. You're just pissed because you're hairline is receding at an alarming rate.
Why's it under 50 Cent's tag?
Well c'mon, Perez… he's an athlete not a model.
He won't be forgotten. Sometimes you're an ass Perez. Why do you have to say the things you do? Jealous of such an amazing individual?
HOT!!!!!!
His face is pretty awkward but I think it's a cute and charming kind of awkward. But DAMN, his body is amazing.
He looks like a Munster.
face like an ass??? he's cute, perez!
SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CON-GRATS PHELPS!
Pauly Shore has no problem getting girls either…what's your point?
People are comapring him to Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan. But, can he stick with swimming as long as Tiger and Michael stuck with their respective sports? I guess we shall see…
Congratulations to Michael Phelps on his amazing achievement!
Perez, go to your corner and stop being so damn mean.
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Hey now! That's uncalled for! … and you have no room to talk. At least he's not a fat pig!
For someone who has lost, gained, and lost weight again and who obviously takes pride in his own appearance and more than a casual interest in the appearance of others, I'm a little disturbed that you'd say this amazing young man has the "a face like an ass." He's certainly more than a body and a face, but in my own opinion he's far more beautiful than a lot of people out there with little more interest in the world than who's wearing what or who's being mean to whom.
Shame on you, Mario. That was just downright mean.
Maybe can afford to have his teeth and jaw fixed now??
Re: JeffLA – Jeff - gay much?
you've got the face and body of an ass–jealous much?
Wht is he naked???
Don't be mean, Perez. That was rude.
Why didn't they wrap the medals around his head and show the body instead?
aw I love him, I think he's cute. He is an athlete, hes not supposed to look like some hollywood pretty boy. I personally think he is hot
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THAT IS AN AWFUL PICTURE. IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S WEARING A TANKINI!! OMG!!
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Back of bitches! he's mine.
I wish.
Your horrific writing is only overshadowed by your ignorance, Perez. How dare you try to negate this young man's monumental achievement by bringing looks into it? Whether or not he had three heads or looked like a troll is beyond the point. He's done something no one else in the entire world has ever done!!! Your envy has gotten the best of you this time, Perez, and made you look the ignorant fool more than usual. You're pathetic.
whatever perez…he is FINE.
He DOESN'T have a face like an ass..Asses are BEAUTIFUL!
He is so sexy
What's wrong with his face? I think he's a cutie and if I were 10 years younger, I'd make my move. LOL!
PEREZ, I LOVE YOU, BUT, YOU ARE SO NAIVE AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SPORTS.
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The greatest Olympic SWIMMER? Arguably, yes.
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But Perez, point your web browser at the names JESSE OWENS and JIM THORPE and BABE DIDRIKSON ZAHARIAS and BOB MATHIAS, for starters. These are men and women (especially Owens) who accomplished a lot more beyond what they did at the Olympics. True athletic immortals. Owens stared down Hitler - the only person Phelps has stared down is probably that obnoxious midget Bob Costas.
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Maybe Phelps will get there, after decades of work outside the pool. But its pathetic and laughable to say that he's there now.
Dang, he looks nekkid…..you could land a plane between the bellybutton and pubes! Really, he's a cutie who seems down to earth. Can't wait to watch him in London. Yay, Michael!
ok, perez that's just mean.
he does not have a face like an ass.
i completely disagree
Forget about his looks; how come they arranged the medals around his bod so that it looks like he's wearing a little red halter with a gold medallion fringe? Looks like something from the Paris Hilton Fall collection.
When I first started scrolling down, it looked like he had a red female bathing suit like the one Jim Carrey wore on the beach with Jenny McCarthy. HA! Then I realized it was his 8 gold medals…guess the joke's on me…
I think he isn't so super ;/ Let's punish him . Visit www.michael-phelps.punished.biz/ and send this link to your friends. Michael must be punished
with that many gold medals around his neck and all the money coming in from endorsements, i really doubt he cares about his face. i think he's hot. there's something about him. he kinda comes off as an awkward cute.. sexxyyy
Amazing guy - seems nice too.
Dude's a freak — OUR FREAK. Go Michael Phelps! Thanks for giving Americans something to be proud of (for a change).