Expect To See A Lot More Of Him
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He may have a face like an ass, but….
Michael Phelps is arguably the greatest Olympian of all time!
And, with his record-breaking 8 gold medal wins in Beijing, the U.S. swimmer is the hottest thing on the planet - at least for the next for weeks. Then we'll probably forget about him until four years from now, at the London games.
Phelps is on the cover of the latest issue of Sports Illustrated.
He sure looks….happy!
Posted: August 19, 2008 at 10:00 am
Congrats
Good for him. He's amazing. Nice body. I wouldn't mind some fun pool action with him! So SEXY!!
Hes amazing! Congratulations!
Re: bouge – Back off, bitch. After I'm thru with him, my bed's gonna look like a pool
I'd fuck him
Nice job, man. All these comments about how people look.How about what they achieve? "One Fine Day" poeple will realize what is important and stop being so vacuous. Toodles. I need to check my make-up and hair now.
WTF, Perez? Have some grace and class! Michael Phelps is extremely sexy and down-to-earth given his accomplishments. I think he has a pretty face and a hot body and a great attitude.
i know, his face isnt all that cute but he has a great body. but swimmers always do.
F Michael Phelps
Who cares about his face, look AT HIS BODY. I want to do nasty things to with his ab muscles.
Why R U so mean??? He is cute. And I bet he doesn't have any trouble getting a girl!!
i love that face
you have a face like Shrek's Donkey so shush it. Don't tarnish golden moments with your idiocy and jealousy.
BUTTERFACE ALERT!!!! DAMN!!! LOL, HE'S A CHAMP WHO CARES!
Watch, next week they will find out that he's been doping.
he's really gotta fix his teeth and keep his hair this way. he doesnt look good with longer hair
He has the obligatory white ooze coming out of his mouth artistically placed by Perez. He is officially famous now. You don't really make it until you have the ooze or coke droplets…..
The face of an ass??? Why would you even say something like that? You really are an assh*le Mario. You're just pissed because you're hairline is receding at an alarming rate.
Why's it under 50 Cent's tag?
Well c'mon, Perez… he's an athlete not a model.
He won't be forgotten. Sometimes you're an ass Perez. Why do you have to say the things you do? Jealous of such an amazing individual?
HOT!!!!!!
His face is pretty awkward but I think it's a cute and charming kind of awkward. But DAMN, his body is amazing.
face like an ass??? he's cute, perez!
SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CON-GRATS PHELPS!
People are comapring him to Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan. But, can he stick with swimming as long as Tiger and Michael stuck with their respective sports? I guess we shall see…
Congratulations to Michael Phelps on his amazing achievement!
Perez, go to your corner and stop being so damn mean.
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Hey now! That's uncalled for! … and you have no room to talk. At least he's not a fat pig!
For someone who has lost, gained, and lost weight again and who obviously takes pride in his own appearance and more than a casual interest in the appearance of others, I'm a little disturbed that you'd say this amazing young man has the "a face like an ass." He's certainly more than a body and a face, but in my own opinion he's far more beautiful than a lot of people out there with little more interest in the world than who's wearing what or who's being mean to whom.
Shame on you, Mario. That was just downright mean.
Maybe can afford to have his teeth and jaw fixed now??
Re: JeffLA – Jeff - gay much?
you've got the face and body of an ass–jealous much?
Wht is he naked???
Don't be mean, Perez. That was rude.
Why didn't they wrap the medals around his head and show the body instead?
aw I love him, I think he's cute. He is an athlete, hes not supposed to look like some hollywood pretty boy. I personally think he is hot
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THAT IS AN AWFUL PICTURE. IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S WEARING A TANKINI!! OMG!!
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Back of bitches! he's mine.
I wish.
Your horrific writing is only overshadowed by your ignorance, Perez. How dare you try to negate this young man's monumental achievement by bringing looks into it? Whether or not he had three heads or looked like a troll is beyond the point. He's done something no one else in the entire world has ever done!!! Your envy has gotten the best of you this time, Perez, and made you look the ignorant fool more than usual. You're pathetic.
whatever perez…he is FINE.
He DOESN'T have a face like an ass..Asses are BEAUTIFUL!
He is so sexy
What's wrong with his face? I think he's a cutie and if I were 10 years younger, I'd make my move. LOL!
PEREZ, I LOVE YOU, BUT, YOU ARE SO NAIVE AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SPORTS.
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The greatest Olympic SWIMMER? Arguably, yes.
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But Perez, point your web browser at the names JESSE OWENS and JIM THORPE and BABE DIDRIKSON ZAHARIAS and BOB MATHIAS, for starters. These are men and women (especially Owens) who accomplished a lot more beyond what they did at the Olympics. True athletic immortals. Owens stared down Hitler - the only person Phelps has stared down is probably that obnoxious midget Bob Costas.
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Maybe Phelps will get there, after decades of work outside the pool. But its pathetic and laughable to say that he's there now.
Dang, he looks nekkid…..you could land a plane between the bellybutton and pubes! Really, he's a cutie who seems down to earth. Can't wait to watch him in London. Yay, Michael!
ok, perez that's just mean.
he does not have a face like an ass.
i completely disagree
Forget about his looks; how come they arranged the medals around his bod so that it looks like he's wearing a little red halter with a gold medallion fringe? Looks like something from the Paris Hilton Fall collection.
When I first started scrolling down, it looked like he had a red female bathing suit like the one Jim Carrey wore on the beach with Jenny McCarthy. HA! Then I realized it was his 8 gold medals…guess the joke's on me…
I think he isn't so super ;/ Let's punish him . Visit www.michael-phelps.punished.biz/ and send this link to your friends. Michael must be punished
with that many gold medals around his neck and all the money coming in from endorsements, i really doubt he cares about his face. i think he's hot. there's something about him. he kinda comes off as an awkward cute.. sexxyyy
Amazing guy - seems nice too.
Dude's a freak — OUR FREAK. Go Michael Phelps! Thanks for giving Americans something to be proud of (for a change).
leave his face alone! hes so cute!
but its true…we will all forget about him until London lol
I think he has a cute, baby face. Perez, your face isn't all that.
Phelps is so sexy, I cant stand it. NO he does not have a face like an ass…he is soo hott right now..mmm
He may have a face like an ass, but….
HAHAHA
that was soo mean, but really funny.
I don't think he's terribly ugly looking. I think the only thing that is distracting are his teeth and his ears. Other than that, I think he's adorable and insanely amazing at what he does.
He's a sexy beast, admit it. B-more in Beijing Represent!
Why be less, when you can B-more?
He's the greatest! I hope he can get laid now finally.
Re: Ventura – Australia seems to be proud of him too, our media is splashed with everything Phelps - nice guy (no Gary Hall Jnr type eeekkk!).
Too bad he's so ugly…pretty boys make a lot more money in endorsements.
Why does he have to look like he's in the nod?
Please, pull your trunks up to your nipples, good swimmer or not - ewwww.
Congrats though.
Okay i agree perez, phelps is not all that. He's not that good looking and i've heard he's an ass. But check out RYAN LOCHTE. So hot. I don't know if you actually read these but if you do… Definitley new yummy yummy screw boy material!
Re: Celebpretty – Exactly! Why do you always have to say nasty things about great people? I can understand when it's about a skanky wannabe whore .. but him? C'mon!
I think he's cute…obviously he is not the hot model we are use to see on magazine covers BUT he is an amazing athlete…he doesn't need the looks…he's still going to get lots of girls hehe
Absoulty Amazing
OMG his body! I want it now!! Anyway we won't be forgetting him, Mario. He's going to have so many friggin endorsements we'll pry see him every commercial break, thank God.
It's a shame he's not cute.
Very sexy! Nice body! Congrats too for all that GOLD you deserve it.
haha his face DOES look like an ass…..but everybody would still hit it…lol thats too funny
he's gorgeous!! love it.
does anyone else see the SCREECH resemblence?????
he's an amazing athelete!! He made the games so much better to watch!! congrats SCREECH….I mean Michael!!
He is so cute! I love his face! He is so down to earth, everything just adds up to make such a great personality! and of course he has the nicest body!
nice halter
Re: Andy27 – can i just say I find you funnier then perez you and the wierd baby head when you fight crack me up…..he does have a face like an ass, although theat may be a little mean to asses, he is just a double paperbag bag type of guy, he has an amazing body. The things I would do 2 him if I was single……….
Paging Juan Valdez - paging Juan Valdez!
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Please report to the pool - that damned donkey of yours has jumped into the pool again!!
man… hes a little weird lookn in the face.. but theres just something about him….ohhh i knwww.. he won 8 fkn gold metals in the olympicsss!!!!!!! what a fukn turn onnnnnnn
every time i see this picture, i think he's dressed in drag. lol wouldn't mind seeing more of him, like the lower half.
Can't believe he got a model with that face…
Face like an ass!? What is wrong with you Perez? Michael Phelps is HOT from head to toe, open your eyes!
He's suppose to be a total snob a-hole ( this from people who know him). So I don't really want to give him the time of day. I hope no one does, but people have to make heroes out of anything they can get now a days. Even if it's just a guy who can swim real fast.
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I imagine he's wearing a little red Speedo on the lower half to match the medals that look like a halter. - Mankini -
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i love him!!! he deserves everything; he's worked so hard!
If Phelps has the face of an ass, then you, Perez, have the face of a festering carbuncle. WTF do his looks have to do with ANYTHING? I notice that it's always the ugliest guy in the room who tries to belittle everyone else's physical appearance. At least Phelps can go to his grave, knowing he accomplished something meaningful. Not so sure that's gonna' work out for you.
WICKED COVER!
so happy for him!
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"He may have a face like an ass, but…" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Way too funny Perez! haha
DAMNNNN! LOOK at that bodyyyyy. SEXXXY.
Ass face? That is the pot calling the kettle black.
um. he's cute, but even if he had an ass face, your face is worse perez. plus you're fat. also, you have no gold medals. and he has more money than you. god i hate you sometimes perez.
its not his best foto…he's face doesnt look great here but he's usally nicer looking…hate outtie bellybuttons though!!
Perez, I usually enjoy your colourful commentary but insulting someone who just won 8 gold metals for your country is low even for you. Give the guy a little credit. Oh, and by the way, he looks friggin hot, look at his body, why don't you try hitting the gym once in a while
he's cuteeeeeee!
michael phelps is absolutely incredible!! he has such a fun, chilled personality and he does NOT have a face like ass…hes a cutie
congratulations!!
Probably has a cock like an ass too… he's beautiful - period.
Ok so im sry but whos the one with 8 gold medals?? The last time i checked it was Michael Phelps, so yea your one to talk arent you Mario. Who cares what he looks like, besides he's soo adorable 23 or not, he is the Greatest Olympian overall, and no one can take that from him. He definitely won't be forgotten, if anything with all the attention he's getting now, people are gonna have him under a microscope, especially since he came out on Good Morning America saying he's already going to leave to london to start training. People can compare to whoever, whatever they want, call him anything, but in the end who's the one with the 8 gold medals, Michael Phelps, he's Americas Hero (: Until you go out there and win all those gold medals perez, then you can say whatever you want.
He has something off about him, but it's what makes him so cute.
He seems like a genuinely humble, nice guy.
you're wrong perez; YOU have a face of ass and your mouth looks like a vagina. Michael Phelps is very sexy and doesn't need scandal or whoring to be an A-lister hunk.
WOW , THAT PICTURE LOOKS REALLY GAY
HIS BUNG IS PROBALLY THE SIZE OF ONE
OF THOSE MEDALS
Re: those hollywhores –
Soooooooooooooooooo true
sad 4 u perez
hold on! you YOU YOU are calling him an ass face??? mmm i guess you need to look at yourself first!!! Phelps is the best swimmer of all times, have some respect idiot!