The Castoffs Make It Work

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Sluttyienna Miller's ex, Rhys Ifans, and Jude Law's former fling, Kimberly Stewart, are still together.

The pair dined at Nobu Berkeley in London on Monday night.

What do Slutty, Rhys, Jude and Kimberly have in common????

[Image via Matrix Photos.]

    Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 11:44 am / Email this  »

    34 comments to “The Castoffs Make It Work”



    1. 1

      Is it just me or….is he the ugliest dude ev-er? What do they see in him? Seriously!



    2. 2

      *first* Hmm… do tell us, Perez… what do they have in common… besides the obvious? haha.



    3. 3

      Um, herpes?

    4. bouge says – reply to this


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      Anal warts?
      But I'd still fuck my Jude.
      Hey Andy27, you're the expert. Whatcha think he's packing down there?

    5. Uker says – reply to this


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      What do Slutty, Rhys, Jude and Kimberly have in common????
      VD?



    6. 6

      Oh I know…they can all lick my pink star…



    7. 7

      they are all getting balder and balder. =))

    8. Poppy says – reply to this


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      every STI known to man?



    9. 9

      He looks totally miserable — or wasted.



    10. 10

      They share their collection of STD's?



    11. 11

      antibiotic-resistant std's

    12. bouge says – reply to this


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      Re: bouge – Not much probably, but I'm still game.



    13. 13

      See that picture of him sitting next to her?
      That's what she's going to look like in about 10 years.
      Maybe that's she likes about him - it's like looking in a mirror for her.



    14. 14

      Re: bouge – HMMM….I don't know? Gonosyphilaids? But, I agree with you, Bouche…I'd still fuck the shit outta Jude Law. Whatever he does have, he ain't gonna give it to me….IMMA TAKE THAT SHIT!



    15. 15

      lol, looks like she is dating a rough looking form of her father!



    16. 16

      they all smell



    17. 17

      He is so ugly. Not that she's much better. Just sayin'.



    18. 18

      Doesn't he look so happy?



    19. 19

      the herps



    20. 20

      Crabs. :(



    21. 21

      I THINK KIMBERLEY STUART IS GORGEOUS, THE REST OF THEM ARE FUCKED UP!



    22. 22

      Stds?



    23. 23

      STD's??????



    24. 24

      What do Slutty, Rhys, Jude and Kimberly have in common????

      That would be Valtrex, Alex….for 5 thousand



    25. 25

      what do they have in common? Genital warts.



    26. 26

      all blonde and and have somehow all shared the same saliva! hahahahha homewreckerssssssss



    27. 27

      chlamydia

    28. JET says – reply to this


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      Because the whore and Shitt for brains Sienna Miller has infested countless hundreds of men with her multiple STDs, the CDC (Center for Disease Control) has had to catalog and name several STDs after the unique and super-potent strains contracted by Sienna Miller's sexual victims worldwide.
      .
      Sienna Strain of Chlamydia
      Sienna Strain of Anal Herpes
      Sienna Strain of Vaginal Herpes
      Sienna Strain of Oral Herpes
      Sienna Strain of Anal Warts
      Sienna Strain of Vaginal Warts
      Sienna Strain of Oral Warts
      Sienna Strain of Gonorrhea
      Sienna Strain of Hepatitis A
      Sienna Strain of Hepatitis B
      Sienna Strain of Hepatitis C
      Sienna Strain of Syphilis
      Sienna Strain of Cytomegalovirus
      Sienna Strain of Molluscum Contagiosum
      Sienna Strain of Scabies
      Sienna Strain of Thrush
      Sienna Strain of Trichomoniasis
      Sienna Strain of Bacterial Vaginosis
      Sienna Strain of HIV
      .
      The whore Sienna Miller also breeds in her pubic hairs, all the known types of Crabs or Pubic Lice, from Europe, Africa, Asia, Central America, South America, North America plus all the Caribbean variants.
      .
      While it's been rumored that Sienna Miller also breeds the Deer Ticks that transmit Lyme Disease in her scalp, unlike ALL the STDs listed above, this has NOT YET been medically verified.

    29. klkl says – reply to this


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      herpes

    30. L' says – reply to this


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      ANSWER: Herpes



    31. 31

      They're all diseased parasites.. Who LOVE sloppy seconds..

    32. LIP says – reply to this


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      Hahaha…. STD's….



    33. 33

      Herpes?



    34. 34

      THE SAME STRAIN OF THE HERPES SIMPLEX VIRUS. OH YES AND NO MORALS.