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John Mayer managed to keep covered for about 15 minutes during his concert in Charlotte, NC, on Tuesday night.
Then, after the third song in, the caddish singer took off his shirt and proceeded to on a rant about life and shit.
Mayer told concertgoers:
"I don't think that life is short. So I think you should stop saying that. 'Life is short, man.' No it's not! Life is excrusiatingly long. Let me rephrase that. The life you got left is excrusiatingly long. The life behind you, it's done. So yeah, life is short, but only when you turn around and look at it. But if you keep looking forward, you got a lot of yearsto think about. If you don't think life is long, if you life every day like life is short, you know what you become? A fuckin' asshole. You gotta live your life like someday soon you're gonna hit some miserable Tuesday night that's just gonna seem to go on for days and days and days. Waiting for either some phone call to come that doesn't come or some phone call to stop that won't stop. Because as it's laid out infront of you seems to go on forever. But look back to when you were 4 and it seems like last Sunday. So just keep looking forward and keep your good heart on you and keep doing the best you can do and love who you love the best you can love."
He won't stop talking about Jennifer Aniston.
We love it!
…why is stevo playing at a john mayer concerttt!
HA!
…too thin. And that's coming from ME!
YUMMY. Ever since he chopped off that mop, I am so turned on by him.
he is fucking gross stupid dumb ugly unoriginal immature and gross….oh and ugly…umm and immature….Go ANISTON!!!!!
*PULEASE*
I am so sick of looking at this guy's mug…
he's such an attention whore…
really, a whore all around!
yay!
why is stevo playing at a john mayer concert!
HA!
yuk. he is just gross anymore.
I wish this guy would just keep playing music, he is damn good. His tabloid crap and celebrity BS just detracts from his creative talent.
why the fuck is 'excruciatingly' spelled wrong? perez, do you not proofread what you copy/paste into this site? oh, wait, no you don't. lol…you don't even proofread your own shit. lol…MY BAD.
Why can't he stop talking and just play guitar and sing. He can keep his shirt off all he wants, but stop with the chatter. PS - he needs to look in a mirror when he practices. Some of those faces belong in a bathroom stall.
Just sayin.
he is fuckin psycho…..
hate the bald head
Sexy hot stoner!
Love him!!!!!
He looks like he just went diahrreah in his pants.
He's so irritating. WTF is he ranting about. I got lost in the middle of it and had to stop reading. Hes sooooo sceevy!
He's cute!
he's so annoying
His fingers on that guitar… Ohhhhh… I'm SO jealous of that guitar!!!!!
he talks like a stoner…poor jen. She really needs to find a nice guy. Maybe John and Kate Hudson should hook up. Kate is clingy and john seems to attract a bit of the blonde crazies!
Re: Andy27 – yes the short hair is better.
I'm craving HIS cock!!!
DOUCHE
i'm sure there'd be pics of you sans clothing all over the interwebs, perez, my boticelli-esque little cherub, if you looked like that with your shirt off.
HOT!!!
I surely hope that he doesn't quit his day job, to become a philosopher…it would be very unwise.
hahaha okay soo he looks constipated.
anyone agree?
People want to see a concert, not be given life lessons, he should stick to what he does best make funny faces while playing guitar.
WHEN THE HELL WAS THE LAST TIME HE HAD A HIT SONG 2004? just saying
hes fucking gorgeous with his new haircut!!! xxx
lol look at his face. Priceless.
OK. Stick a fork in it. I don't think we want to hear "philosophy on life" from John anymore. He needs to shut his yapper. The world doesn't need another head-case musician. Look what happened to Ricky Martin… he thought himself into oblivion. Bleh.
He won't stop and it works like magic, cause she's back in NYC to be with the douche.
Re: omg its ali – yeah it does kinda look like him, or a member of red hot chili peppers.
Re: bouge – Strum me like a guitar, blow out my amplifier…
Yeah, he's hot. He's what we need sandwiched between us. You can have the front.
Andy you're so Gay it's not funny…and his haircut is awful…leave it to someone like you with an ass face to like an ass looking haircut.
He is one wacked out guy.
It is Steve O ….that is fucking hilarious……..
Has john been hitting the plate? WTF is up with his skinniness?
i don't know what the fuck he taking about
Oh and P.S. Perez- take those hail-damaged ass cheeks off the advertisement column, please and thank you.
that's some honest shit.
Put a bass in his hands, and the man is Flea from RHCP.
THAT WAS EXCRUSIATINGLY PAINFUL TO READ!
John Mayer is a D-BAG! the end
Re: omg its ali – EXACTLY who i thought it was at first too!!! HA HA
Re: Andy27 – A HOLE IN THE GROUND WOULD TURN YOU ON!
Re: Slide2Stop – I am howling with laughter at your comment……lmfao
He seems sad…. maybe it was a broken heat talking
To hell wtih Jen Aniston, not everything the man speaks about concerns her! Any woman who goes thu 11 men in 4 years is NOT A CLASS ACT!!
he looks like hell… i think he is whacked out.
At least John Mayer has a talent, DEFINITELY cannot say the same for Aniston!!
Re: Andy27 –
he prob doesnt have an ass….but o well…he IS a hottie…I still have songs from "Room for squares" on my ipod
Re: Andy27 – Well who's in the middle then? No offense, but let's put Johnny there. What a cute little daisy chain we will make.
Oh he's hot!!!!
Love it!!
What a bunch of bullsh*t…
We'll have Abercorey videotape it
I WAS THERE! and the show didn't start until he took his shirt off
yummy
First of all he's really gorgeous, no doubt! And you know it.. and you're jealous for whatever reason. Secondly he's super talented, one of the best guitar players in the world right now, one of the best song writers and musicians in general right now, period. He's also known to be pretty insightful and make concertgoers laugh and really get to know him by speaking his mind like that. I don't know about you, but to me.. it gives a sense of reality, like you really hung out with him that night and he spoke his mind. I might not agree with everything he says, but it certainly doesn't bother me.
Okay. This is what I've been refreshing for. A chance to comment on Johniston, Mayonnaisiton, whatever they are called. I have been so effing TWISTED UP about him ever since I saw his TMZ video. Maybe all of the badmouthing of Aniston is right: she's obsessed with working out, she drove Brad into the arms of that Salvador Dali of a woman (looks like great art to an adolescent boy, but when you grow up, not so much), she plays the wounded fawn, she is so desperate for a baby she might just try to adopt one of Brangelina's (how long do you think it'd be before they'd notice one was missing?), all of the ratsies and bloggers are in the pocket of her super-villainous publicists, she's a bug-eyed cokehead. For the sake of argument, let's say it's all true. It still does not give this smug, egomaniacal, Eddie-Munster-lookin', vapor-smokin', autodidact (it shows) license to react, knowingly ON TAPE, like a four-year-old junior prom king who just went through a break up with a girl and is so insecure he doesn't know exactly what to tell his friends but he knows he NEEDS TO LOOK BADASS so he's just talkin' and talkin'…
Very declassé, Mr. Mayer, very declassé. Time for you to shut up.
Signing off, I am Sheldon [salutes].
John Mayer is so full of shit! He needs to just shut up and stop singing!
If he dumped her why is he the one hung up on it. He seems like he is pathetic and childish. He can't feel good about himself unless he is with some high profile woman or whoring his personal life to the press so that people are talking about him….guess it's working he annoyed me enough to comment.
Re: bouge – Read what I wrote, again. That's what I said. John goes in the middle. You take the front, I'll take the backside. Deal?
Re: bouge –
lmao I would end up settin the videotape at the end of the bed and then all you would see is my ass pumpin up and dowm…..
I love John Mayer, but I thought this was a picture of Steve-O at first. Grow your hair out, John!!!
someones sounds a little down in the mouth… yup, it sucks getting dumped
This is probably the smartest thing I've ever heard come out of this man's mouth….
Life is not as long as his insufferable prattle…(and one chicken-fried steak to Ms Carpenter XO)
Re: Andy27 – Ok calm down. I got a little excited and went retarded when I read it. You're lucky I'm even allowing you to join, ok bitch?
Watch it, or else you'll be in charge of the camera with Abercorey!
And as always… I love you!
He looks like a serial killer here to me!
Re: PinkyTuscadero – too true! [salutes back] ahahahaha!
i was at this concert last night, & he totally rocked it! he sang well, & looked so hot! i heart him!!!
Shut up all you homos!!!
he's a loser.
gosh people. i had to cover my eyes for half of these comments!
wtf?????? He sounds like he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
is anybody else getting sick of all the sausage smugglers on this site conversing with each other like it's their own private forum? Get the fuck off here and get a life, get a yahoo IM account or something and spare everyone your homoerotic shit….
he gets on my nerves now….next story please
Re: LettyB –
I can even say that word.
can't no can, sorry
He's talking like he's just now figuring some things out about life, and "OMG" he wants to share his newfound nuggets of knowledge with us. It's a nice thought, but we know all that stuff already. Have known it for years and years. Just shut yer yapper and sing.
He always speaks as if he has such wisdom and insight but he just sounds like a blowhard douche, he can't sing and his writing skills are minimal, he ripped of the poet Pablo Neruda for YOUR BODY IS A WONDERLAND and nobody calls him on it.
The more he talks and drops his inuendos, the more I'm convinced he was dumped by Jennifer. Why would he go to such lengths to discuss their relationship? I am starting to think he used her to help promote his tour.
John, you are a fantastic guitar player and would be even better if you kept your mouth shut.
*Scratches head* I honestly don't see what she saw in him. She's a beautiful, sincere and intelligent lady; what was she thinking?
gross face, he looks like flea.
I liked it when we just wrote sappy songs and shut up. Doesn't he know people appear more cool when they don't give everything away? He's got a one way ticket to douche-ville. Him and Jennifer Love Hewitt should have stayed together, match made in vinegar heaven.
he's an idiot…..
What was he on?
I think Jennifer really broke John Mayer's heart. He really will not stop talking about it. Also, she is way above talking about this petty shit and she doesn't need too, there's NO WAY she even talks to Brad anymore! Jennifer, as much as YOU Perez may not like her, she's been every boys 'girl next door' fantasy ever since she was Rachel on Friends. She is a great girl and I hope she finds someone.
I think John meyer is one sexy dude , and i think he is getting a tough ride.
Jen is alot older than him and she wants the marriage with kids scenirio,and he is probably not ready ,cause he has not met the right woman…
PEREZ I AM STILL WAITING FOR MY PICS OF ROMAIN CHAVENT..PLZ..
Re: Andy27 –
YOU ARE ONE SICK PERSON……..
Ugh, I wish this guy would just shup up and play guitar. The only time he should be opening his mouth is to sing.
Ummm… sorry Perez, but it doesnt really sound like he was talking bout Jen Aniston…. but only speaking generally. But damn, he sounds like he was stoned or something…… those are definitely rambling 'high' thoughts! He's bangin though… I am certainly jealous that you made out w/ him, I would do a lot more than that to him…. and I wouldnt become a Stage-5 Clinger like JA did!!
What a genius. This guy is a complete waste of sperm
ummm…hes talking about me
What are you f'n kiddin' me??????? This guy had a couple of songs make it' and "that" gives him the right to spew this kind of crap and expect people to buy into it and think he's really deep??? He's just a loser that no decent girl in show biz will even take on now maybe Winehouse…. even Rumer would turn him down!! lol
I am incapable of hating John Mayer…I swear to god.
whatev.
John is amazingly talented and easy on the eyes.
He hasn't done anything to receive such flack..
Yay for Mayer. : ]
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Ok, I was at this show…that's taken out of context. It was from the song Wheel, which is about how life keeps going on no matter what. The gist is that whenever one season ends, with love or whatever, if you hang out long enough, it works out again in the end. Lines include "I believe that my life will see the love I give returned to me" and "and you just might find if you give it time you might wave hello again" etc. He's been saying stuff like this for years, not just recently. It's a beautiful sentiment and it hurts my heart that it's whored out and misinterpereted here. Bah.
I was at this concert last night and must say, regardless of the on and on rambling it was amazing! One of the best concerts I have been to in a long time! And the shirtlessness was great. Must say thought, JM makes some wierd faces when he sings!
Re: swtnikki87 –
If you were at the concert then you shoul have known it was Gravity and not Wheel. Duh ?!
Changed my mind:
Jenny please take him back before he turns even more depressing and starts writing a new song.
Ha I was @ this show… and it definitely got pretttty awkward. On a good note, he's an incredibly talented guitarist.