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John Mayer managed to keep covered for about 15 minutes during his concert in Charlotte, NC, on Tuesday night.
Then, after the third song in, the caddish singer took off his shirt and proceeded to on a rant about life and shit.
Mayer told concertgoers:
"I don't think that life is short. So I think you should stop saying that. 'Life is short, man.' No it's not! Life is excrusiatingly long. Let me rephrase that. The life you got left is excrusiatingly long. The life behind you, it's done. So yeah, life is short, but only when you turn around and look at it. But if you keep looking forward, you got a lot of yearsto think about. If you don't think life is long, if you life every day like life is short, you know what you become? A fuckin' asshole. You gotta live your life like someday soon you're gonna hit some miserable Tuesday night that's just gonna seem to go on for days and days and days. Waiting for either some phone call to come that doesn't come or some phone call to stop that won't stop. Because as it's laid out infront of you seems to go on forever. But look back to when you were 4 and it seems like last Sunday. So just keep looking forward and keep your good heart on you and keep doing the best you can do and love who you love the best you can love."
He won't stop talking about Jennifer Aniston.
We love it!
TV's Getting A Little Gayer (And Hotter)!
Where's The Shirtlessness????
The more this douche opens his mouth, the more I believe that it was Ms. Aniston who did the dumping. Either that, or he's realizing he's not as popular since they split, and needs to keep his fame-whoring ass in the spotlight.
Re: Slide2Stop –
yes take that ugly butt add off!
by the way john mayer is creepy and yucky all at the same time.
I DON'T LIKE HIM. EVER SINCE HE CROPPED HIS HAIR AND GOT INKED, HE SEEMS LIKE SUCH A FAME-WHORING ASS. SHUT UP. AND GO CHOKE ON A DICK… MAYBE ANDY27'S.
Seriously I don't get why people think he's so hot. He's not. This picture he looks like an old man. Though I must say he is really talented musically and I love his music…but I'm on Maniston's side
Re: Culby – You make a good point.
If anyone has ever been to his concerts, there are times he rambles. He's an intelligent man and for the most part, he's humorous. As I get older I've come to realize that he's mastered his ramblings. He could say a few words that might make sense, but the younger crowd will think "wow, that was deep man". They don't realize that many others have said the same thing but coming from Mayer, it's real and raw.
He needs to grow up. Running to the media about his break up is further proof that he still has the mind and deportment of a young boy. He wasn't man enough for a relationship with someone as classy and sophisticated as Aniston.
And Puhleez, I highly doubt PNasty is jealous of Mayer. I'm for certain that P is smart enough to know that Mayer used him.
I think Perez and Aniston should do lunch and compare kissing notes!
john mayer, you dont know anything! Stop talking like you know a lot of things cause you dont.. you are stupid. I want you to repeat those words LIFE IS NOT SHORT when you reach 50. hahahahhaha stupid ass youre a whore too, im sure jen is now regretting dating you asshole
I just don't understand how he and Jessica Simpson had anything in common…
People actually pay to listen to him talking all the bs????
Jen you are the real queen!
Okay..what Jen meant to say was "look John, I'm not getting any younger. I can't afford to waste my time. I want KIDS." pooor John… "can not have it all." Get over yourself John. If you want a girl who wants sex all the time and has the same "chemistry" as yourself..go check in a whore house..seriously.
Jen A. dumped John and it is driving him crazy. I am glad she did and I hope all women look at what a jerk he is and quit dating the guy.
WHAT A MAJOR DOUCHEBAG!!!!! I am not a fan of anniston why in the hell do the ladies give this idiot there time and there puss to probe. Dont have sex with this dude he will keep moving on i dont think he knows who he is and what he wants i think a lot of sex with multiple partners is very sick plus it will give lades a papalonia virus and warts not healthy for the ladies so attention DO NOT GET YOUR PUSS PROBED BY this player unless you want to be played stop buying his cd's it not cute anre pretty what he dose to ladies and he is butt ass ugly. his breath probally is so nasty.
Que? WTF is he on about? Dude, shut up and play already, you're starting to sound like a Cheech and Chong movie. And Beckham you ain't, so keep your clothes on.
DIVO
Re: Slide2Stop –
ROTFL!
Does anyone believe this guy even knows what love is? It's hard to take this person seriously after he kisses Perez while he's supposed to be with Jessica Simpson. Hell, it's hard to take him seriously for dating Jessica Simpson to begin with.
adderall. affects your anal and oral diarrhea.
For the love of God, Jennifer, please take him back. He's so depressing that this is killing even his fans. Give him a second chance and spare us from listening sad monologues about life's a bitch, love is everything and all. Where have the dream cheating banters gone?
He s cool and real! am his side lol!!
he has to lay off the crack srsly