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Douchebag Won't Eff Up Dem Convention

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It's official!

Adulterer John Edwards will not be making an appearance at the Democratic National Convention in Denver next week.

"Unequivocally, he is not going to Denver," says Jonathan Prince, who served as deputy chief of staff on the Edwards 2008 presidential campaign.

Democrat party leaders are undoubtedly relieved!

Up until last week, Edwards was saying that he would make an appearance at Bono's anti-poverty event, scheduled to happen in conjunction with the Convention.

Glad to see that Edwards has a little sense left!

Why go somewhere where you'd be totally shunned and whispered
about?!

[Image via WENN.]

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26 comments to “Douchebag Won't Eff Up Dem Convention”

  1. CHA says – reply to this


    1

    ooh



  2. 2

    First



  3. 3

    damn!! 2nd



  4. 4

    i used to really like him. time reveal that loser mcaine



  5. 5

    Good! Stay at home with your wife…for once



  6. 6

    [[[[[[[[[[ hey fukhead ….edwardz dickfacewad ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
    ……………………. I effen hate u….u piggfaced prickfuk………………..
    [[[[[[[[[[ that bitch u fuk=e iz the ugliezt pigg out there..like U ]]]]]]]]]]]



  7. 7

    his poor wife



  8. 8

    He'll probably be at home combing his hair or watching speeches of himself on youtube, while simutaneously combing his hair.

    And what's up with him giving ANY kind of speeches whatsoever regarding poverty. Freaking hypocrit! You pay $400 for haircuts, d-bag.



  9. 9

    shocker



  10. 10

    Edwards campaign song….

    "Don"t Cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"



  11. 11

    riiiiigghhhhhttttttt…… cuz all the other dems there will be fucking saints !



  12. 12

    Re: Debraw – HA HA HA HAAAAAAA !!!!!!! lol……. no shit



  13. 13

    Just because Edwards is not going to the DNC, does NOT necessarily mean that he gained sense, and made a wise decision.
    It could be that he was HIGHLY DISCOURAGED from attending, by 'higher ups'.

  14. J says – reply to this


    14

    I am so sad about this whole story and John Edwards turning out to be like this. I LOVED him and his little Kennedy-esque family. Honestly, this makes me depressed and question everything any politican says. So sad.



  15. 15

    yea..edwardz trazhed ..my bill clinton….
    and he did worze…he had a child…
    i hate him ..i'm going lezbo……



  16. 16

    Surely you must be mistaken … Democrats can't possibly be … gasp … immoral!
    Adulterers?!
    Funny … seems to be a pattern among the Democrats (Edwards, Clinton, Kennedy …)



  17. 17

    seriously, i love how everyone has turned on him, like everyone is a fucking saint all of the sudden! his private sex life, with or without his wife is no ones business, yet most people act as if they are in a position to judge. when asked about it, he lied. OF COURSE he lied, what made anyone think they had the right to even ask? know your place people, know your place…



  18. 18

    Can't keep his dick in his pants! Shame shame. And denying your bastard child; unforgivable!



  19. 19

    I love that the most press I've seen on this has been on this website.

    Maybe Obama's campaign advisors paid him off??????



  20. 20

    Re: natamaxxx305 – When you are in the public forum you open yourself up to public scrutiny. He also presented himself as a moral arbiter. It's the dishonesty that sucks.



  21. 21

    John Edwards will not be part of the Dem Convention. Will BLOWJOB BILL CLINTON and Lesbo Hilly be there. What a bunch of jagoffs.



  22. 22

    GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABY ASSHOLE



  23. 23

    Man, you guys are all fucking crazy! Edwards was an awesome candidate.

    I can't for the life of me figure out why having an affair is SOOOO TERRIBLE



  24. 24

    Man, you guys are all fucking crazy! Edwards was an awesome candidate.
    .
    I can't for the life of me figure out why having an affair is SOOOO TERRIBLE that he's like electoral poison. Like any of the assholes you've got in the whitehouse at the moment are any more moral. WORSE, they act all morally superior while driving YOUR NATION into economic ruin…not to mention your reputation globally. I mean, Bush Jr. is enough to make even the staunchest lefty pine for the days of Bush Sr. It might be difficult to see from the inside, but for those of us in the rest of the world, we've been watching a Seven-point-something year joke, only it's not funny.
    .
    So, maybe if you don't want to fuck up again, you'll start holding your pollies to account for things that are ACTUALLY IMPORTANT, like:
    * Health care
    * Education
    * Protection for lower-skilled workers
    * International diplomacy
    * Oh and how about the environment? - California has already poached (well, supported where our Australian gov failed) some of our best and brightest in alternative energy. About time both our countries remember their traditions of innovation and technological leadership.
    .
    …fucking moralistic BULLSHIT. Ever thought that maybe….juuuust maybe…voting for someone who has decent policies that could ACTUALLY WORK, is a tad better than stupid idiological CRAP based on an absolute PERVERSION OF CHRISTIANITY…yeah?



  25. 25

    It is great to see Edward's political life come crashing to a stop! What a great blessing it is for the United States! Edwards is just another in a long line of sexual deviants in the Democratic party. Man-whore Edwards, man-whore…soon to be dead…Kennedy, man-whore Clinton, man whore Dukakis. Our elected officials in the Democratic party think they are the saviors of the world. They are anything but. If Messiah Obama is elected then this country deserves the economic downturn it will take. DEMONcrats will tax you to death, create so many liberty interfering laws that people will not be able to breathe with out Pelosi's permission. Real Americans do not let their friends vote for DEMONcrats!



  26. 26

    I can't stand this DOG either, BUT quit with the D-word!
    It's DISGUSTING!!