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So, Jennifer Aniston calls up Brad Pitt and she tells him "____________."

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So, Jennifer Aniston calls up Brad Pitt and she tells him "____________."
do me
…I made a mistake, YOU HUNK!!
Sweet First!
Then she said "TO SUCK IT!!!!"
Do you have any sugar?
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Jen shold get with Kate Hudson, Kate has done pretty much every guy in Hwood, she should be switching over to the ladies soon, and when she does, Jen should just on that shit
My cootch is tighter than Angie's - - you're missing out!
This is most likely a bunch of BS. I am sure she didn't call Brad. Magazines just need something on the cover to sale. Blah Blah Blah Blah
every one go to my space dot come/ksambitions and let me know what you think of my pictures.
SECOND!haha…she said: I have no dignity whatsoever so come do me!
I wish they would leave Brad alone and stop aoosicating him with this mess of a woman!! How long have they been divorced now?! Jeeze!
"Does this face make my chin look big?"
you are a fucking shit head and i wish you do something about that bitch angelina before i send 12 dozen dwarfs and kill her with apples
your an asshole
oh give me a break…these two are so over each other…it's been like 4 years since they broke up…give it a rest already!!
when the hell are you going to realize that the whore your with is HIV slut who has sex with her own brother.
maybe she's asking him for his sperm…
"…Hey, I found a name for you and Angie's next baby…"
enough of this dumb bimbo already
quit buying babies
I´m sure this is a lie.
Why would she do that?
i seriously doubt she would even talk to brad pitt about that. but then again, you never know.
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you're a piece of shit. DIE! DIE! DIE!
ummm wasn't this the same mag that said she was preggo and gettin' married? or was that a different one? either was those mags suck.
I still love you.
This is ridic…
Nobody's going to make babies with so just let me buy one of yours.
I miss you!!!!
i call bullshit
I ws a big dummy!
omg we have matching sunglasses
can i have one of your kids
…Can you tell my why I always get dumped?
"Oops."
Oops, sorry, I misdialed…
BABY COME BACK!!!! u CAN blame all on meeeeeeeeeeee!!!! I wassssss wrong and i just can't livvvvvvvvve without u!
BS cover
omg we have matching sunglasses
How are you fucking doing?
i'm desperate and pathetic, i wish i was angelina.
I dont buy this for a minute! Wasnt it this magazine that said she was pregnant with John's baby last week?
John Mayer's better in the sach than you so that's why I went back to NYC to get some action again cause I really missed it.
"WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?!?!? HOW THE FUCK DOES ANY RESPECTABLE WOMAN REPLACE A BRAD PITT?? THAT'S A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW! COME BACK TO ME!!"
Die Bastard Die!
Bend me over Brad and do me up the ass?
"I hope your next child is a stillborn!!!"
I'M HERE!!!!! TO REMIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF THE MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU WENT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!YOU YOU!!!!!!!!!OUGHTA KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing. It didn't happen.
im horny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, this is such bull, she probably has not spoken to him in years!!! She would not be that stupid to call him after everything. They have both moved on!!!!
Your body is a Wonderland!
"I should have had your baby - what a dumbass I was"
Um - Why did OK report that Jen and John are getting Married???? I thought they were more reliable than that. Just goes to show People is the only good trash mag
"hey brad can you believe these rags that make money off of lying about us and can you believe the losers who care about this shit?"
once and for all that he is a complete wanker?
"I want you inside me."
What a bunch a bs. She would never call his sorry ass.
But if she did, she would say: Robert Redford called, he wants his looks back.
That she misses his POLISH KEILBATCHI and is tired of banging LITTLE BOYS with LITTLE TOYS.
Re: gwensmyfave – whats the name?
shw probably didnt call him she has better things to do.. i hate brad pitt and angelina totally team aniston
…tells him "Don't want no short dick man".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think she said don't believe everything you read. He dumped my arse!
First of all she should not be calling Brad at all! That girl is his tomorrow!
Jen belongs to yesterday! Like so over. I feel for her. But, hey you had your
chance. All's fair in love and war. Move on!
Re: BunnySix13 – THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!
Brad … I'm not that bad aren't I ? Oh common … look Brad you had a good time with me didn't you ? Well anyways … I'm not distant …. Brad …. Brad …. answer me you idiot ! Why don't people listen to me !
that John Mayer was a meanie?!?!?
"I really do look like a Hammerhead shark and my coochie is like a dead fish!"
"….. i fucking hate you! look what douchbags im going through because of you! they dont respect me and will never love me.like i told you before.. im gonna always be a sexy single woman without kids and i will continue to haunt your sexual dreams while you pump angie's surgically constructed vijayjay from having too many of them. ill call you when the next relationship fails. *click* "
something like that???jk
Ha! Yeah right… Anyways, she should never talk to that hooch loving prick again.
How long will it take to clear up this std i have got from sleeping with a douch bag?
Ouch, those two look soooo good together!….Jen will say to Brad:
Hey darling, stop playing with the whore, and your thousand kids. Come home and you will be able to have a good night sleep. The house will be quiet and my body hard. This is exactly what you need now…You are starting looking old and worn out. You can see your thousand kids on the weekend.-
Love you Jen.-
By the way Meyer is an asshole, but everybody knows that!
how do they know she really called him and what they talked about??
"he found out i had a dick, just like you did…why don't straight guys like that?!"
you should have stayed with me, and force me to have babies, but I blew it, no excuse….
i want your cock back in my mouth, this time i promise to swallow all your sperm and let you shhot some on my face so you can watch it drip off my chin
How in the hell would anyone know who she calls on her personal line?
she tells him that John Mayer is a douche and gave her crabs.
"LET'S ME YOU AND ANGIE HAVE A THREESOME….C'MON I KNOW SHE'S INTO THAT SHIT!!"
oh, hey Brad. I just got dumped you wanna fuck?
You f@#$ed of my life!! It's all your fault nobody wants me! UGH!!!!!!!
Aniston tells Brad: "When is your red carpet, where are you staying, can I have Huvane call you so we can arrange a staged run-in and get my pictures taken? I will put some eye drops to to make sure I look like about to cry. I think it will work, don't you? Pleeease, for the old-time sake… I need PUBLICITY!!! After all our marriage was a business MERGER, remember?"
after all of her breakups "star" or "us" says the same thing, the she's "turning to brad", i am sure she is turning to her close friends, probably not him.
Can you adopt me?
It sucks that I'm so ugly and you are so gorgeous. I don't know how I ever landed you in the first place! I'm pathetic and obviously can't get over you!
Aww they are wearing the same sunglasses!
I am sorry I didn't want your gorgeous babies. I can see what a mistake I made - I was so selfish and now that my career is in the tank, I can see I should have thought about the future. You and Ange are so much better together than you and I were. Can you please set me up with George? I am getting desperate now.
TEAM ANISTON
So, Jennifer Aniston calls up Brad Pitt and she tells him "FUCK ME LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO."
I'LL BET MONEY $$$$ SHE'LL HAVE HIS BABY AT SOME POINT………YOU KNOW HE "VISITS HER"
Adopt me!!!
"I'm such a desperate bitch, I don't even know how to be alone. I never even gave myself the chance to heal over losing you. Feel sorry for me, I have an empty life, and you and Angelina have so much."
Fuck I hate Maniston.
I'm so sick of Star's outright fabrications.
We look so hot in our aviator shades!
Re: lala420 –
That was a very cruel, inhuman thing to type here…
if you only knew…
All John would talk about is when he kissed Perez Hilton, he was imagining it was you.
Pepper said nicely, but I'm not that classy, the story is total bullshit! How embarassing for her, but that is what she gets for going out with such an immature idiot, what was she thinking?
let's FUCK!!
I want you
I want you so bad
I want you
I want you so bad
It's driving me mad
It's driving me mad
I am a has been, what do I do now?
SORRY I WAS CONCERN MORE ABOUT MY CAREER WHEN WE WERE MARRIED THAN STARTING A FAMILY WITH YOU.
Leave Brad Pitt alone…he left this skank Jen years ago!!
Jen would NOT call him!! BUT, if she did, she'd probably say…
here's a gift card for the laundromat. Wash your clothes and take off that dumbass hat!!!
I want You back!
SHE IS SO DUMB TO EVEN DATE JOHN MAYER!!! I MEAN COME THE FUCK OOONNN HE WAS WITH JESSICA SIMPSON!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE REALLY LOWERED HERSELF THAT TIME… SHE DESERVED TO GET DUMPED! I DOUBT SHE CALLED BRAD THOUGH BUT IF SHE DID SHE CRIED ABOUT HOW DUMB SHE IS…. GO TO: WWW DOT MYSPACE DOT COM / RACHELSHAVON AND ADD ME AS YOUR FRIEND NOW!
Re: ChrisInKy – Cry me a river. You obviously are easily offended, therefore you are in the wrong website.