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   cracknum says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   ewww lmAO

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   kerri ann says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   interesting!!!!!!!!

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   AND THIS WILL GENERATE THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT SOMEONE'S HOT TOPIC CLOTHING LINE DIDN'T. LOL

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   She looks like Anna Nicole when she was all "skinny"

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   Andy27 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I just realized the marketing line. WTF? Be smart, drink smart?? Why is SHE promoting smart?

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   Girl will promote anything! gotta hand it to her though, shes raking it in!

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   she has gotten so desperate.

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   Shes trying to hard.

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   bouge says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I do think she's pretty though. I'll except the shit I'll probably get for that confession.

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    TRISTIAN says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OH MY GOD!!! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIZ I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!!!

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    wow she does look anna nicole when she was skinny.

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    GaGirl16 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1st?? and Gay

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    hottie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    did she get a dick stuck in her mouth or something? what the fuck is wrong with her face?

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    Charlotte! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    BLOWJOB LIPS.

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    peachykeen110 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST!

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    Leader of the sheep says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    The word 'smart' and Jessica Simpson don't quite fit together.

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    lilkdkowz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That face is 100% photoshopped.
    Doesn't even look like her.

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    ew.

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    Devious says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yuck…

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    Gina16 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ughhhhhh

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    she looks odd.

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    Eww this is so bad!

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    gross

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    lemonpie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ha Ha she looks like she just smelled a fart.

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    OMG SHE LOOKS SO FAKE! WHY IS SHE PROMOTING BEER??? SHE HAS NO CAREER LEFT! HER LYRICS TO HER COUNTRY SONG ARE CHEESY!

    GO TO: WWW DOT MYSPACE DOT COM/ RACHELSHAVON AND ADD ME!

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    Furbyfucker says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She looks like she's stoned…

    Dude……is that a drink or a douche?

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    Lana13 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST!!

    is it me or does she kinda look like anna nicole??

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    omg its ali says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    youve gotta be kidding me…
    shes everywhere i turn now….
    everyone talking about her.
    i can't take it.

    but actually i'd rather hear about jess than miss.dryhumpslut cyrus.

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    jonailover says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oh yeah like she should be advertising something with the word "smart"

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    Icouldcolorallday says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She should just do porn!

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    ichabod.cranium says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    is that supposed to look enticing and sexy? she looks more constipated than anything, lol.

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    DH says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yeaaaah, not the best picture of her. They could had decided on a better one.

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    Fantabulous says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hey ya'll it all about the beer. Yeah she is fake but better than vanessa M.

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    She looks HOT!! Which totally isn't Jessica! She must've used Mariah's photo editor!!

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    she doesn't even look like herself.

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    Raychul says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    'Smart'

    Jessica Simpson? Really?

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    She is either pretending to be a dead fish, or she just got cavities filled and the Novacaine hasn't worn off yet, leaving her with no facial muscle control.

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    Her lips look fake !!! And the eyes kinda make her look like Fergie !

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    Debraw says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Uh what the hell is wrong with her mouth? Catch many flies honey? from all those cow paddies you have been trippin' over lately?

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    she looks like a man

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    norcalGIRL says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She looks fucking sexy!!

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    oh no no no!!! she's a pretty girl and doesn't need all this shit done to her.

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    This family is so ridiculous.. Another one of popa Joe's bright ideas, that guy couldn't pass a marketing 101 entrance exam. And Jessica just roams where the money is like a hungry sheep. This family makes me sick….

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    She looks like she just took a HUGE dump. Nice blank stare, Miz.Jess.

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    LMFAO!

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    MandyM says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You've captioned this oh-so-perfectly, Perez.

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    JoeIsAmazing says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that dont even look like her.

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    momofan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Smart and Jessica just don't go together. Christ I hate her teeth, the way she opens her mouth like that and her teeth are all hanging out….Just screams Bubba to me….for the guys she looks like a freaking blow up doll with teeth…that is scary

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    how all around unflattering

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    aviaticsquad says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    her face does not look alive

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    Sammy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WOW SHe looks georgeous!!! Her lips look big thou!!!

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    alicita la cubanita says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    BE SMART DRINK SMART…….. lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    mihajlo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    be smart?!?!?

    laughable!!!!!

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    she does look like fergie…. fake asssss for real!

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    llllllllll says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She wishes her nose, eyes and lips looked like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ad nose is so obviously not her normal beaked nose.

    ah, there, I feel better now.

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    ummmmmmm…….

    this is just fricking pathetic

    I also loooove a cold beer once in a while ya'll!

    ……."Ding Dang" anyone?

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    Sammy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She is smart cause she is making a killing on playing stupid!!!!

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    Paty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Almost doesn´t look like her. =/

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    llllllllll says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    The slow look on her face qualifies her for the short yellow school bus.

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    kiounne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ugh, I'm over Jessica Simpson like last month's flu.

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    superBitch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    umm. Nice mustache? thats the only compliment I can come up with.

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    Paty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Andy27 – HAhahahahaha
    True…why is she in the same add with the words SMART?????

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    Manda756 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    not hot!

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    MsMegan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She looks like a porn star…. I can't stand her!

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    Antony says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
    Hahaha poor Jessica

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    Sculpture Of Caramel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Bwahahahaha!!!

    What a good joke!!

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    Marilyn Monroe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I think she looks hot

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    Intresting ..

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    Re: Andy27 –
    God Andy since you've popped up over the past couple of weeks, everytime I see your photo a little vomit burps up my throat. You're such a loser and your post mean nothing. Get a life!

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    WTF is she wearing? Is that my dead grandmother's scarf or a skirt? That color hair should not be that close to hay.
    Just sayin.

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    What's wrong with her face? Her mouth just looks ridiculous.

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    yea…let's all make fun.

    she's laughing all the way to the bank. REMEMBER THAT.
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    KMSCANDYLAN says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    bhahah be smart… tuna chicken… ring a bell ne1?

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    LOL
    whaaaaat?

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    Bushwack says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Big Deal!! We ALL whore ourselves out for the mighty (or weak) dollar (look at the ads on both sides of this page).

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    looks like shit

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    bee85 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she's pretty but she needs to stop injecting shit in her lips…natural looks better than whatever the heck is on that pic

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    lame

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    ewww, what is wrong with her face? is that supposed to be sexy?

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    She looks pretty.

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    bee85 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: llllllllll –
    i just noticed that too. but she's still pretty even with her regular nose. it looks good on her

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    I have never heard of that beer it must suck

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    I agree she is fake at hell! Im a Texas girl and she is a disgrace to all of us! She thinks a cowboy hat and boots makes her country. This is such an insult to us really country girls!!!!!

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    she looks hot, I am glad to see her career back on the right track. Too bad you still suck donkey balls fat ass

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    god what an ugly woman.

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    Jayro says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    they're kidding about the smart thing…
    right?

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    why is she doing that with her face?

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    okayyyyyyyyy jess is a good looking lass normally but this pic is just wrong i think its the lips!!!!

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    Who the fuck would name a beer "stampede"? sounds like white trash met the hillbillies!

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    i hate that bitch

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    It's the first time I've seen the words 'smart' and 'Jessica Simpson 'together in ONE sentence..

    Go figure.

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    i dont why but she looks like a pornstar.

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    that looks NOTHING like her.

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    Re: lilkdkowz –
    Exactly TRUE

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    Fish lips!

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    She is very beautiful but she looks so unintelligent in all her photos, with that stupid mouth hanging open, trailer trash.

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    I didn't even recognize her!

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    Hate. Her. Love, The City of Dallas

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    Couldn't they have her at least holding the beer or something? generic!!!!

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     Holy ducklips!!!