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"Police Bust South Florida Grandmother Buying Drugs"

Damn, granny! She was caught buying cocaine and marijuana, and you won't believe her "excuse." CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Police Bust South Florida Grandmother Buying Drugs

She is being held on $15,000 bond.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
A South Florida granny is busted in an undercover drug sting.

70-year old Paula Carrido is facing serious charges.

"We caught her buying cocaine and marijuana," says Miami police officer Kenia Alfonso.

Investigators say Carrido, who has never been arrested before, claims the drugs weren't for her.

"She told our officer that she was buying the drugs for her son," says Alfonso.

Carrido appeared before a judge Thursday morning who set her bond at $15,500.

59 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



  1. 1

    1st



  2. 2

    haha



  3. 3

    Nice! I guess seniors all have a DRUG PLAN!! legal or not!
    Sharon luvs Perez CALL ME BITCH!



  4. 4

    her hair!!!
    all that retirement money going to drugs…what a shame



  5. 5

    what has this world come to ?



  6. 6

    first?



  7. 7

    I promise it's not for me HAHAHA my boyfriend is a police officer and always hears that…stupid criminals



  8. 8

    What a nice mommy :D



  9. 9

    HAHA oh wowwww thats TOOoo funnyyyy



  10. 10

    whatta baddaman



  11. 11

    JUST LIKE MY GRANDMA…SHES COOL…AT LEAST SHES ENJOYING HER LAST YEARS..



  12. 12

    i swear… all the crazy shit happens here in florida

    too many crazy old people!



  13. 13

    I would enjoy getting stoned with my grandma.

  14. Lee01 says – reply to this


    14

    Oh my! That's pretty funny. Guess even older people get caught up in drug use. Was it worth it? lol



  15. 15

    llol thats hilarious



  16. 16

    Poor Granny her son is an ass for sending her. But on the other hand i do have a friend who dabbles and he is in his mid sixties, so its possible.



  17. 17

    Not smart



  18. 18

    that's crazy but its funny
    old people like hitting the 420 tooo



  19. 19

    So that's what you do in a nursing home these days!



  20. 20

    so granny should go to jail possibly for the rest of her life and die in jail because she BOUGHT drugs. this is a total waste of government time



  21. 21

    omfg
    weirddd



  22. 22

    looooool for her son ?! cut the crap



  23. 23

    She kind of looks like my drug dealer…..
    .
    .
    I wish my mom would buy me drugz! ♥



  24. 24

    I bet she's telling the truth. The son better come forward and not let his mother rot in jail.



  25. 25

    Figures she is Cuban.
    They pollute south Florida.



  26. 26

    florida people suck! so does this rain ew =[



  27. 27

    I THOUGHT IT WAS THAT BUSH BITCH'S PRETTIER YOUNGER SISTER!!!



  28. 28

    I hope she at least got the AARP discount.

    (now we know why she really "fell and couldn't get up!")

  29. DMAN says – reply to this


    29

    MABY HER SON REALLY NEEDED IT



  30. 30

    HAHA! i JUST saw this on the news :]



  31. 31

    I wonder what he gets in his pic a nic basket? This is one granny we wouldnt want baby sitting our bear cubs.



  32. 32

    my mother does that for me!!



  33. 33

    Re: Disney_CollegeProgram_2008

    Lol I was a CP too. Yeah the rain sucks ass. So glad I'm back home but I miss working at the Studios and riding rides whenever I wanted. I'm gonna come back though!



  34. 34

    Wait, is that Barbara Bush?! This deserves a separated at birth…



  35. 35

    MARY JANE SHOULD BE LEGAL



  36. 36

    ill pretend that im kissing the lips ive been missing



  37. 37

    She looks like a nice church lady. Darn it.



  38. 38

    The mom shouldn't be buying drugs for the son, the son should be getting out there and buying drugs for his mama.



  39. 39

    If that's true, damn she's pathetic!!!



  40. 40

    Wow…such a threat to society. :rolleyes: Thankfully we got this mean bitch off of the streets before she went into her own home to snort coke with an 8 year old.



  41. 41

    Welcome to good old Florida
    HOME SWEET HOME



  42. 42

    what a joke



  43. 43

    Grandma doesn't make cookies
    She rolles ur blunts…WOW



  44. 44

    Nothing like the love of a mother. Precious!



  45. 45

    I agree…totally looks like Barbara bush!! Too Funny



  46. 46

    sHIT GRANNY are you gonna share? No just kidding .They should just put her in a old age home.Thats enough punishment!!!



  47. 47

    LOL, I read the word in the pic too fast so in a flash I thought it was "Bush", thinking it made sence since she looks a lot like Barbra ?!



  48. 48

    its not that weird. most crackheads are over the age of 45.



  49. 49

    Sadness.

    The 'I bought it for my son' excuse might actually be true.. In that case: what a bastard.



  50. 50

    Actually my 'friend' buys Roxies for her son as he makes her life miserable otherwise and she's 'afraid' to have him arrested again cause he'll serve time, this time. Sick, vicious cycle! It happens here a lot in S. Florida, trust me cause this is where the old go to retire and their bum offspring follow! It's a bad pic of a tormented mother is what I belive.



  51. 51

    lol too bad medicaid didnt cover it lol

  52. Lor says – reply to this


    52

    you go granny!

  53. D-Bag says – reply to this


    53

    This is the best picture I've seen of Madonna in years!



  54. 54

    thats hot! bet granny likes to do some tooters and get her freak on yo



  55. 55

    Damn, granny ! XD



  56. 56

    lmfao !



  57. 57

    Thatz freekin crazy!



  58. 58

    She looks like a low rent Barbara Bush



  59. 59

    Soooo Sorry for Her!
    We Mom's are toooo nice!!