Headline Of The Week Weak

"Police Bust South Florida Grandmother Buying Drugs"

Damn, granny! She was caught buying cocaine and marijuana, and you won't believe her "excuse." CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Police Bust South Florida Grandmother Buying Drugs

She is being held on $15,000 bond.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
A South Florida granny is busted in an undercover drug sting.

70-year old Paula Carrido is facing serious charges.

"We caught her buying cocaine and marijuana," says Miami police officer Kenia Alfonso.

Investigators say Carrido, who has never been arrested before, claims the drugs weren't for her.

"She told our officer that she was buying the drugs for her son," says Alfonso.

Carrido appeared before a judge Thursday morning who set her bond at $15,500.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 5:30 pm / Email this »

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59 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

whatever says – reply to this

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1st
amy xx:) says – reply to this

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haha
Sharon Mirrors says – reply to this

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Nice! I guess seniors all have a DRUG PLAN!! legal or not!
Sharon luvs Perez CALL ME BITCH!
enis!pez says – reply to this

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her hair!!!
all that retirement money going to drugs…what a shame
VivaLaJen says – reply to this

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what has this world come to ?
Mcmama says – reply to this

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first?
Ashley_Nicole says – reply to this

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I promise it's not for me HAHAHA my boyfriend is a police officer and always hears that…stupid criminals
HeebieJeebie says – reply to this

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What a nice mommy
natsss91 says – reply to this

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HAHA oh wowwww thats TOOoo funnyyyy
coventryblazzeee says – reply to this

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whatta baddaman
Gabby_Lazzar says – reply to this

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JUST LIKE MY GRANDMA…SHES COOL…AT LEAST SHES ENJOYING HER LAST YEARS..
ambrosia says – reply to this

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i swear… all the crazy shit happens here in florida

too many crazy old people!
DropScience says – reply to this

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I would enjoy getting stoned with my grandma.
Lee01 says – reply to this

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Oh my! That's pretty funny. Guess even older people get caught up in drug use. Was it worth it? lol
jonasbroslover says – reply to this

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llol thats hilarious
just jen says – reply to this

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Poor Granny her son is an ass for sending her. But on the other hand i do have a friend who dabbles and he is in his mid sixties, so its possible.
Kateee*** says – reply to this

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Not smart
titabear says – reply to this

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that's crazy but its funny
old people like hitting the 420 tooo
little_filly says – reply to this

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So that's what you do in a nursing home these days!
gir7000 says – reply to this

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so granny should go to jail possibly for the rest of her life and die in jail because she BOUGHT drugs. this is a total waste of government time
ilovemattdillon says – reply to this

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omfg
weirddd
j'aimeperez says – reply to this

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looooool for her son ?! cut the crap
HAMphetamine says – reply to this

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She kind of looks like my drug dealer…..
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I wish my mom would buy me drugz! ♥
Brianna says – reply to this

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I bet she's telling the truth. The son better come forward and not let his mother rot in jail.
KatieGhurl says – reply to this

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Figures she is Cuban.
They pollute south Florida.
Disney_CollegeProgram_2008 says – reply to this

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florida people suck! so does this rain ew =[
Leona$Gho$t, back and BETTER says – reply to this

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I THOUGHT IT WAS THAT BUSH BITCH'S PRETTIER YOUNGER SISTER!!!
chrisjman says – reply to this

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I hope she at least got the AARP discount.

(now we know why she really "fell and couldn't get up!")
DMAN says – reply to this

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MABY HER SON REALLY NEEDED IT
cmomma $ says – reply to this

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HAHA! i JUST saw this on the news :]
YogiNBoo says – reply to this

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I wonder what he gets in his pic a nic basket? This is one granny we wouldnt want baby sitting our bear cubs.
uncle sam says – reply to this

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my mother does that for me!!
danascully says – reply to this

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Re: Disney_CollegeProgram_2008 –

Lol I was a CP too. Yeah the rain sucks ass. So glad I'm back home but I miss working at the Studios and riding rides whenever I wanted. I'm gonna come back though!
nycboy80 says – reply to this

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Wait, is that Barbara Bush?! This deserves a separated at birth…
MRS.RICKY MARTIN LOVER says – reply to this

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MARY JANE SHOULD BE LEGAL
lovely89 says – reply to this

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ill pretend that im kissing the lips ive been missing
CORNDOGMAN says – reply to this

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She looks like a nice church lady. Darn it.
LaLaLams says – reply to this

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The mom shouldn't be buying drugs for the son, the son should be getting out there and buying drugs for his mama.
tmasjeg says – reply to this

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If that's true, damn she's pathetic!!!
Bliss Junkie says – reply to this

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Wow…such a threat to society. :rolleyes: Thankfully we got this mean bitch off of the streets before she went into her own home to snort coke with an 8 year old.
Brazilian Heat says – reply to this

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Welcome to good old Florida
HOME SWEET HOME
als420 says – reply to this

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what a joke
soccerstef30 says – reply to this

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Grandma doesn't make cookies
She rolles ur blunts…WOW
dbabygirl81 says – reply to this

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Nothing like the love of a mother. Precious!
sheila5150 says – reply to this

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I agree…totally looks like Barbara bush!! Too Funny
lonelybi-polar says – reply to this

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sHIT GRANNY are you gonna share? No just kidding .They should just put her in a old age home.Thats enough punishment!!!
tallie says – reply to this

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LOL, I read the word in the pic too fast so in a flash I thought it was "Bush", thinking it made sence since she looks a lot like Barbra ?!
superBitch says – reply to this

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its not that weird. most crackheads are over the age of 45.
MinaGrant says – reply to this

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Sadness.

The 'I bought it for my son' excuse might actually be true.. In that case: what a bastard.
gonefishin says – reply to this

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Actually my 'friend' buys Roxies for her son as he makes her life miserable otherwise and she's 'afraid' to have him arrested again cause he'll serve time, this time. Sick, vicious cycle! It happens here a lot in S. Florida, trust me cause this is where the old go to retire and their bum offspring follow! It's a bad pic of a tormented mother is what I belive.
UberBling says – reply to this

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lol too bad medicaid didnt cover it lol
Lor says – reply to this

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you go granny!
D-Bag says – reply to this

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This is the best picture I've seen of Madonna in years!
loose-stool says – reply to this

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thats hot! bet granny likes to do some tooters and get her freak on yo
Vamos Rafa x says – reply to this

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Damn, granny ! XD
weezy<3 says – reply to this

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lmfao !
Mz.Beverlyhillz2011 says – reply to this

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Thatz freekin crazy!
karrie says – reply to this

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She looks like a low rent Barbara Bush
Jane Doe says – reply to this

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Soooo Sorry for Her!
We Mom's are toooo nice!!