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"Police Bust South Florida Grandmother Buying Drugs"
Damn, granny! She was caught buying cocaine and marijuana, and you won't believe her "excuse." CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
Police Bust South Florida Grandmother Buying Drugs
She is being held on $15,000 bond.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
A South Florida granny is busted in an undercover drug sting.
70-year old Paula Carrido is facing serious charges.
"We caught her buying cocaine and marijuana," says Miami police officer Kenia Alfonso.
Investigators say Carrido, who has never been arrested before, claims the drugs weren't for her.
"She told our officer that she was buying the drugs for her son," says Alfonso.
Carrido appeared before a judge Thursday morning who set her bond at $15,500.



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haha
Nice! I guess seniors all have a DRUG PLAN!! legal or not!
Sharon luvs Perez CALL ME BITCH!
her hair!!!
all that retirement money going to drugs…what a shame
what has this world come to ?
first?
I promise it's not for me HAHAHA my boyfriend is a police officer and always hears that…stupid criminals
What a nice mommy
HAHA oh wowwww thats TOOoo funnyyyy
whatta baddaman
JUST LIKE MY GRANDMA…SHES COOL…AT LEAST SHES ENJOYING HER LAST YEARS..
i swear… all the crazy shit happens here in florida
too many crazy old people!
I would enjoy getting stoned with my grandma.
Oh my! That's pretty funny. Guess even older people get caught up in drug use. Was it worth it? lol
llol thats hilarious
Poor Granny her son is an ass for sending her. But on the other hand i do have a friend who dabbles and he is in his mid sixties, so its possible.
Not smart
that's crazy but its funny
old people like hitting the 420 tooo
So that's what you do in a nursing home these days!
so granny should go to jail possibly for the rest of her life and die in jail because she BOUGHT drugs. this is a total waste of government time
omfg
weirddd
looooool for her son ?! cut the crap
She kind of looks like my drug dealer…..
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I wish my mom would buy me drugz! ♥
I bet she's telling the truth. The son better come forward and not let his mother rot in jail.
Figures she is Cuban.
They pollute south Florida.
florida people suck! so does this rain ew =[
I THOUGHT IT WAS THAT BUSH BITCH'S PRETTIER YOUNGER SISTER!!!
I hope she at least got the AARP discount.
(now we know why she really "fell and couldn't get up!")
MABY HER SON REALLY NEEDED IT
HAHA! i JUST saw this on the news :]
I wonder what he gets in his pic a nic basket? This is one granny we wouldnt want baby sitting our bear cubs.
my mother does that for me!!
Re: Disney_CollegeProgram_2008 –
Lol I was a CP too. Yeah the rain sucks ass. So glad I'm back home but I miss working at the Studios and riding rides whenever I wanted. I'm gonna come back though!
Wait, is that Barbara Bush?! This deserves a separated at birth…
MARY JANE SHOULD BE LEGAL
ill pretend that im kissing the lips ive been missing
She looks like a nice church lady. Darn it.
The mom shouldn't be buying drugs for the son, the son should be getting out there and buying drugs for his mama.
If that's true, damn she's pathetic!!!
Wow…such a threat to society. :rolleyes: Thankfully we got this mean bitch off of the streets before she went into her own home to snort coke with an 8 year old.
Welcome to good old Florida
HOME SWEET HOME
what a joke
Grandma doesn't make cookies
She rolles ur blunts…WOW
Nothing like the love of a mother. Precious!
I agree…totally looks like Barbara bush!! Too Funny
sHIT GRANNY are you gonna share? No just kidding .They should just put her in a old age home.Thats enough punishment!!!
LOL, I read the word in the pic too fast so in a flash I thought it was "Bush", thinking it made sence since she looks a lot like Barbra ?!
its not that weird. most crackheads are over the age of 45.
Sadness.
The 'I bought it for my son' excuse might actually be true.. In that case: what a bastard.
Actually my 'friend' buys Roxies for her son as he makes her life miserable otherwise and she's 'afraid' to have him arrested again cause he'll serve time, this time. Sick, vicious cycle! It happens here a lot in S. Florida, trust me cause this is where the old go to retire and their bum offspring follow! It's a bad pic of a tormented mother is what I belive.
lol too bad medicaid didnt cover it lol
you go granny!
This is the best picture I've seen of Madonna in years!
thats hot! bet granny likes to do some tooters and get her freak on yo
Damn, granny ! XD
lmfao !
Thatz freekin crazy!