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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Personally Perez > Separated At Birth

Left: Porn king Ron Jeremy. Right: Queen of All Media Perezito.

Posted: August 21, 2008 at 3:59 pm

74 comments to “Separated At Birth”

helder says – reply to this

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bahaha. funny!!
Sniz says – reply to this

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Yay! hehe
HeebieJeebie says – reply to this

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if you were REALLY like him…..you'd have a MAN!!!!
loser567 says – reply to this

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yes!
ilovemattdillon says – reply to this

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rofl.
omgroflmaobbq says – reply to this

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lol so good xD
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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Ron Jeremy is way sexier.
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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I think your cock next to his cock would be funnier.
hottie says – reply to this

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ha ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmfaoooooooooooo !!!!!!!!! that is probably the ONLY comparison to ron you'll get!
OBAMA 08 says – reply to this

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eeuuwwhhh!!
abercorey says – reply to this

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SPOT ON….but I have to admit….Perez is uglier….its probably the fact that he's got green hair and his dick cant be anywhere near as big as Ron's….DOUBLE WHAMMY
SuperNOVAFAG says – reply to this

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WHERE IS ANDY27, I'LL BET HE WANTS SOME OF RON NASTY OLD COCK TOO
Andy27 says – reply to this

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YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
Novel1 says – reply to this

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You are an IDIOT

A village idiot.

And the village gets smaller every day
bouge says – reply to this

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Dream on
HAMphetamine says – reply to this

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BAHAHAHA I LOVESIT! But IDK I like the stache on you Perez!
heyheyhey says – reply to this

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GREEN!
Cat223 says – reply to this

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both are equally gross human beings.
Obsession says – reply to this

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that is hilarious! could you even see your p***s when you were that fat?? wow perez you doing alot of the "sperated at Births" with yourself… ron jeremy is nasty…couldnt do it.
AnnieJ says – reply to this

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That King of Porn is one ugly dude.
Obnoxious Joe says – reply to this

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I see two complete dickheads…
~E~ says – reply to this

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negative
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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perez i dont recognize you there!
future mrs nick jonas says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OMG!
DALE says – reply to this

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There's a big difference between the two, ron jeremy fucks hot chicks, perez hilton fucks his dog.
kakeys says – reply to this

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Perez, do not cut yourself down like that.
soobeedoo says – reply to this

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HAHAHA!!! Don't do that to yourself!!!!!
Debaucherina says – reply to this

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Ron Jeremy is so much sweeter than Perez.
Helen of Troy says – reply to this

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Perez:

Lay off the donuts you fat fuck!
G Ray Burst says – reply to this

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Two ugly DUDES!!!!!! then again, all men are ugly to me !!!!!!
Pitviper23 says – reply to this

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WOW what a disgusting fat slob!
…and Ron Jeremy looks bad too.

Nice Hair, looks like someone had a run in with Slimmer from the Ghostbusters.

Dude, i can't believe you even have the balls to comment on some people's looks when you are truly hideous.
alicita la cubanita says – reply to this

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Re: Helen of Troy – lol !
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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ahahaha!! Yikes!! Perez…..with the pornstache!!
alexis760 says – reply to this

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you should be comparing the other HEADs
ERRRBOOO says – reply to this

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Perez you are in no way similar to that disgusting perverted turd of a man Ron Jeremy.
musicbitch says – reply to this

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fuck. all u guys are so meannnn. i bet you all are fuckin hideous and this is your only chance to talk shit on someone cuz nobody can see your faces. get over it. perez has a job that allows him to bag on people so get a sense of humor and quit taking everything he says so seriously. hes just saying what everyone else is thinking. and by the way. i bet 50% of these comments are from people that are fatter than fuck that cant pry theirselves away from their computer.
Leona$Gho$t, back and BETTER says – reply to this

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yeah, right!!!
Ron has at least ten inches on Perez!!!
midi says – reply to this

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heh heh - get the meter stick out!
midi says – reply to this

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i think you guys are being mean to perez.
sparkys nemesis says – reply to this

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Oh Perez, I'm sure Ron is a nice guy but don't you aspire to more than to be compared to him in any way??
kakeys says – reply to this

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Re: musicbitch –

You are right. I think that is why andy27 talks like he does, he has NOTHING going on, so he has to get what he can by acting like he is all that! I try not to be vulgar on these sites, so I wont say what is REALLY going thru my mind. But I think I have his # now.
Devious says – reply to this

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It's nice to see you joking about this ))
rikkibaby says – reply to this

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ewwww hahaha you need to stick to natural haircolors. and shave the peach fuzz.
Laury says – reply to this

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I love how you can poke fun at yourself P. I love you for that. Because let's face it, the green hair and porn 'stache was your worst look ever. You look sooooooo much better now
marilow says – reply to this

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Yes but underneath your pants you're probably nothing like Ron Jeremy. Well, who cares….I don't want to see what he's got there either….yuck.
SoCalSkippy says – reply to this

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Jesus Christ Perez, I thought you were losing weight? Is this an old picture or are you fat again? Fuck dude, you look disgusting, it's pictures like this that remind me why I'm NOT gay, LOL!
Novel1 says – reply to this

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Re: musicbitch –

We are all entitled to our opinions.

Don't demean others for having them.

If you can't stand the fire, get outta the kitchen, musicbitch
Sculpture Of Caramel says – reply to this

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You look like 2 perverse!!
Sculpture Of Caramel says – reply to this

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….Oh and 2 paedophiles to!!
adrianchristian says – reply to this

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There is a difference. One roots chicks and the other one, well, woulden't.
computeruser says – reply to this

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never say never i guess
aky says – reply to this

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hahahah..perez that is so u
stacestace says – reply to this

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Ron Jeremy is hideous. Perez is much cuter.
Office Drone says – reply to this

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Hah. You'd like to believe, anyway.
jadehearted says – reply to this

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that's hilarious!
JayeBoy says – reply to this

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Oh, honey. How unfortunate.
USuck says – reply to this

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One major difference: his huge schlong, and your limp little pinkie dick.