Separated At Birth
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Left: Porn king Ron Jeremy. Right: Queen of All Media Perezito.
Can We All Just Leave Them Alone - Forever?
Good News for Rent FanaticsAmanda Bynes Was Involved In ANOTHER Hit-And-Run!
Can someone take this girl's license away, please?
Amanda Bynes will finally be appearing court on June 6th for her April 6th DUI arrest, but apparently, she's may have to return very soon after that, because the actress was involved in ANOTHER hit-and-run only a few short days AFTER the first!
[Image via WENN.]
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bahaha. funny!!
Yay! hehe
if you were REALLY like him…..you'd have a MAN!!!!
yes!
rofl.
lol so good xD
Ron Jeremy is way sexier.
I think your cock next to his cock would be funnier.
ha ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmfaoooooooooooo !!!!!!!!! that is probably the ONLY comparison to ron you'll get!
eeuuwwhhh!!
SPOT ON….but I have to admit….Perez is uglier….its probably the fact that he's got green hair and his dick cant be anywhere near as big as Ron's….DOUBLE WHAMMY
WHERE IS ANDY27, I'LL BET HE WANTS SOME OF RON NASTY OLD COCK TOO
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
You are an IDIOT
A village idiot.
And the village gets smaller every day
Dream on
BAHAHAHA I LOVESIT! But IDK I like the stache on you Perez!
GREEN!
both are equally gross human beings.
that is hilarious! could you even see your p***s when you were that fat?? wow perez you doing alot of the "sperated at Births" with yourself… ron jeremy is nasty…couldnt do it.
That King of Porn is one ugly dude.
I see two complete dickheads…
negative
perez i dont recognize you there!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OMG!
There's a big difference between the two, ron jeremy fucks hot chicks, perez hilton fucks his dog.
Perez, do not cut yourself down like that.
HAHAHA!!! Don't do that to yourself!!!!!
Ron Jeremy is so much sweeter than Perez.
Perez:
Lay off the donuts you fat fuck!
Two ugly DUDES!!!!!! then again, all men are ugly to me !!!!!!
WOW what a disgusting fat slob!
…and Ron Jeremy looks bad too.
Nice Hair, looks like someone had a run in with Slimmer from the Ghostbusters.
Dude, i can't believe you even have the balls to comment on some people's looks when you are truly hideous.
Re: Helen of Troy – lol !
ahahaha!! Yikes!! Perez…..with the pornstache!!
you should be comparing the other HEADs
Perez you are in no way similar to that disgusting perverted turd of a man Ron Jeremy.
fuck. all u guys are so meannnn. i bet you all are fuckin hideous and this is your only chance to talk shit on someone cuz nobody can see your faces. get over it. perez has a job that allows him to bag on people so get a sense of humor and quit taking everything he says so seriously. hes just saying what everyone else is thinking. and by the way. i bet 50% of these comments are from people that are fatter than fuck that cant pry theirselves away from their computer.
yeah, right!!!
Ron has at least ten inches on Perez!!!
heh heh - get the meter stick out!
i think you guys are being mean to perez.
Oh Perez, I'm sure Ron is a nice guy but don't you aspire to more than to be compared to him in any way??
Re: musicbitch –
You are right. I think that is why andy27 talks like he does, he has NOTHING going on, so he has to get what he can by acting like he is all that! I try not to be vulgar on these sites, so I wont say what is REALLY going thru my mind. But I think I have his # now.
It's nice to see you joking about this
))
ewwww hahaha you need to stick to natural haircolors. and shave the peach fuzz.
I love how you can poke fun at yourself P. I love you for that. Because let's face it, the green hair and porn 'stache was your worst look ever. You look sooooooo much better now
Yes but underneath your pants you're probably nothing like Ron Jeremy. Well, who cares….I don't want to see what he's got there either….yuck.
Jesus Christ Perez, I thought you were losing weight? Is this an old picture or are you fat again? Fuck dude, you look disgusting, it's pictures like this that remind me why I'm NOT gay, LOL!
Re: musicbitch –
We are all entitled to our opinions.
Don't demean others for having them.
If you can't stand the fire, get outta the kitchen, musicbitch
You look like 2 perverse!!
….Oh and 2 paedophiles to!!
There is a difference. One roots chicks and the other one, well, woulden't.
never say never i guess
hahahah..perez that is so u
Ron Jeremy is hideous. Perez is much cuter.
Hah. You'd like to believe, anyway.
that's hilarious!
Oh, honey. How unfortunate.
One major difference: his huge schlong, and your limp little pinkie dick.
Pez..
You look more like the munster from the other day….:) Not this porn dude!
I am glad that you have a sense of humor about yourself Perez. Some things you say piss me off, but it is always good when you can laugh at yourself!
OMFG.
Ron J is disgusting.
I'd much rather let p-nasty plow me than that walking petri dish.
omg this is so funny
father to son.
yeah! now show the below the waist shots.
Ron is as ugly as heck
but he does have a BIG TALENT…if you know what I mean
Oh Pulese, Perez. You will never achieve the status of Ron Jeremy; a dirty, empty, low-life, greasy, disease-ridden sell-out.
:l
It would take you a lifetime to CRAWL UP TO THAT STATUS from your pig pen.
~..~
yeah you wish your dick was that big!
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They may have been on opposite ends of the same dick but that is about as close as they get to having anything in common.
He looks like he could be your father.
Jesus Perez thats just wrong on soooooooo many levels.. Ron Jeremy scare's the shit out of me!!! He's so UGLY!!
Re: musicbitch –
WRONG!
Get off his nuts.
Re: guilty of being white –
I'm sorry, for something I didn't do
I killed somebody, but I don't know who
You blamed me, for slavery
A hundred years before I was bornnnnn.
LMAO and noooooooooooooooooooooo! LOL…
FUNNY Perez!
Do you wish you made all those movies, too????? lol