This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Fashion Smashion
A handbag company, ZAGLIANI, is selling snakeskin purses injected with Botox!!!!
They claim that the Botox gives the snakeskin "the most luxuriantly soft finish."
Really??? That's been verified by doctors and scientists????
How far will fashion go to be on the cutting edge????
Posted: August 21, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Do you have to take the bag in every six months for another Botox injection?
wow!
oh my gosh I was first…hahahahahahahahahah BITCHES!
Hahaha….these purses were made from the excess skin they've taken off of Janice Dickison over the years.
Isn't botox suppose to get rid of wrinkles? I see wrinkles on those purses!!!! :O)
What a crock!
Sick!!!
Botox, Botox everywhere
and not a drop to spare
That's a Carpenter's song, isn't Karen?
Re: Ashley_Nicole – YAY!!! YOU WERE FIRST!!! You know what that means, right? Keep an eye on your mail at home. Perez sends out a $7 gift card to Chik-Fil-A to everyone who posts first in the comments section.
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And you have a good point there…do you have you to take them in every six months for new injections? Good question…
First! and this is boring…slow news day???
poor snakes!
The clutch is pretty cute
wtf?????? anyways the world needs more hot tops who cres about handbags
cute bags… but botox?? that's pretty crazy
yuck
Re: bouge – Noooooo!!! Please don't tell me you're about to acquire the Karen Carpenter syndrome….please no song titles on every comment!! That's creepy. Only Karen C. can get away with it gracefully. She certainly adds a unique spice to these comments on here.
Re: Andy27 – bahahaha. janice is gross…
Re: A-TyPiCal StUD – LoL…nooo….this worlds needs more hot BOTTOMS. Get it right. We already have too many tops running around and not enough bottoms. Don't know what city you're in, but Orlando has a shortage on bottoms.
Thats disgusting and totally wrong . Just what we need in this world another
company killing animals to make bags and then stuffing them with botox .
And the great part is most people who buy those bags are scared of snakes
Just make fake ones and slap on the same rpice and say its real the people
wont know theyre too stupid they read labels and theyre like " oh wow its real
great im going to buy it" like jeeze
you know…NOT USING AN ANIMAL SKIN MIGHT GIVE IT A SOFT FEEL TOO! no need for botox!!!
fjkdjgdsklgjfdkl
fuck you zagliani
ewh..
who would buyy that shett?
First? One thing I hate is saggy snake skin, so I guess it's a good thing.
we must boycot this shit……whats next?
Gross waste! Disgusting!
Re: Andy27 – I thought it was Cindy McCain?
Old news. Get current Perez.
That's pretty gross, I wonder how happy the snake was about that. What a waste, it could have been used on someone's face.
I'm sure the snake it came from is sssoooooooo excited!
get the fuck out of here
SO WEIRD!
Re: Andy27 – '
my friend Michael lives in Orlando….he's a big ole bottom…and a dancer for Disney….so you know he can work it…he lives by the millenia mall….oh and his boyfriend wouldnt mind lol
WTF????
Re: Andy27 – andy in the case ud have better luck moving to ny,ny is over populating with stupid bottoms,where the fun at? maybe we should swith.
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That is completely ridiculous…
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Who ever came up w/ that idea… go drown yourself in a vat of botox.
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Re: A-TyPiCal StUD – Hey diaper baby… I'm in NY, too.
Re: Andy27 – Chill out… I was just kidding, obviously. I think Karen Carpenter is too funny though, too.
Well, people are moving on to new stuff now. Therefore, the leftover Botox can only be used on animal skin.
Let me repeat, Cindy McCain's skin should not be used as purses. It's just wrong!
Ok part of me wants one of those pretty purses and the other is feeling bad they killed some snakes to make luxury items
how come peta isnt all over this? are snakes different because they dont have fur??? and these purses are fugly
Re: bouge –
diaper baby….lol Im sorry that was toooo tooo funny!
Those bags are ugly.
This is so not new. They've been selling snake and alligator skin bags injected with botox for years.
THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!
Re: bouge – how do you live in ny and you dont know what briefs are, its time to get off the couch,potato!!!
btw theyre available in retail stores all over, incase ur curious. mine in particular,can be found at H&M(its a retail store).take a field trip n do some research.
Re: abercorey – Actually, Stud's picture reminds me of the character Hollywood in the movie "Mannequin"
Re: A-TyPiCal StUD – I'm sorry. It kind of looks like a diaper.
FYI: I've been commando for 7 years-can't stand underwear anymore.
Re: abercorey – Oh no…no Disney dancers for me. I worked there for three and a half years (I was Aladdin) and had my fair share of Disney booty. In hindsight, I ask myself, what the fuck was I thinking? They're all the queeniest, most scandalous, treacherous QUEENS. Then again I was only 16-19 years old at the time. No thanks, sweetie!!! I'm all about the 35+ men with the goatees.
Poor snakes is right. When are we going to stop killing animals for this stupid shiz?
That top purse on the left looks just like a BAT!
Like you guys really care. . .please. . .lol
they have been doing this (and writing about it) since at least 3 years
Re: bouge – wow 7 years commando, xtra brownie points for BOUGE!!
yumm
sounds like fun.
I wonder how much they are its like a pet snake and a botox treatment in 1!
Re: Andy27 –
aww lol…my Michael is soooo funny and very chill…nothing like you just mentioned….I stayed with them when I went to Gay Days this year….that was the funnest Ive had in like a decade!!
Re: Ashley_Nicole –
Exactly, my thoughts - would it need to accompany me for my shots!
the real question is
WHY are we killing animals to WEAR them??
What a lovely bag of DEATH!
It's no different that any other finishing treatment…I mean, heck…they're dyed….what's wrong with this? It's just a bit….unconventional.
No thank you! I will stick to my Marc Jacobs. Nobody does it better! I wonder if a year's worth of botox comes with the bags.
As much as i hate snakes, do you really have to kill them for purses? the bags are ugly anyways
BURN IN HELL ZAGLIANI
So, I feel that this makes the idea behind the bag sound crazy!
The designer used to be a dermatologist, this is a way to get away from the "hard" stiff croc skinned bags. if you have ever felt one of these bags you would understand, they are like butter.
They also only use a certain amount of skins a year as to not over farm the natural resource's. They are currently working on a silk version of animal skin. I know, as I am a fashion editor & a huge fan. These bags are true statement pieces that are heirloom.
WHAT?! I can't believe this…. PETA where are you???
How can this work? Botox is supposed to paralyze muscles so they don't wrinkle up. How can you paralyze the muscle of the skin of a dead snake? I call shenanagans!
PRICILLA PRESTLEYS DOC GOT A NEW GIG HUH
Re: Cerette –
ITS JUST A SNAKE , ITS NOT LIKE IT'S A DOG OR CAT YOU COULD HAVE YOUR WAY WITH , I DONT KNOW , PEREZ COULD PROBALLY FIND A WAY !
Who wants to own a bag that will end up looking like Madonna's face???
Re: Beebops –
Cause veggies and banana leaves are sooo out!
yawn…once again perez…this is so old news…
These bags are super chic and very exclusive. I WANT ONE OF EACH! Too bad they are sssssssoooooo expensive!
Listen… hear that? That's the sound of Pamela Anderson's head exploding… or is that an implant.. I can never tell the difference
this is insane. i hope PETA jumps all over this. this is for rich ass bitches who put that shit in thier face and now want it in their bags. pathetic.
i hate anything snake skin anyway. so cruel!