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Don't Mess With a Lesbian and Her Bush

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Old People > Legal Matters

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Lesbian actress Lily Tomlin wanted to trim some big bushes and nothing was going to stand in her way!

According to new reports, police were called to settle a dispute between comedienne Lily and her neighbor over a pair of eucalyptus trees on Thursday. The two trees sit on an easement shared by both properties.

Lily hired an arborist to chop down the trees over the objections of her neighbor.

Officers stopped the tree cutting, but Lily had the tree choppers resume work as soon as the authorities left.

City officials were then called on scene and questioned the tree cutters, who stopped because they lacked a license to cut the trees.

Tomlin's people issued this statement about the showdown:

"It is true the trees have been knocked down. The trees were on Ms. Tomlin's property, she was advised by the arborist to remove them because they were a hazard to people on the premises. They could potentially tip over and kill someone. Her attorney and police were present at the time to make sure things were done accordingly."

Crazy, crazy!

Lily likes her bush hairless!

[Image via WENN.]



37 comments to “Don't Mess With a Lesbian and Her Bush”

  1. 1

    its on her property!

  2. 2

    She so reminds me of Ellen Travolta, who played Charle's mother, in Charles In Charge.

  3. 3

    lol

  4. 4

    Re: Andy27 – *Charles'

  5. 5

    I didn't know she rolled that way!!
    GO LILY!!!

  6. 6

    eucalyptus trees are filthy, dirty trees. i would cut one down, too, if it was on my property.

  7. 7

    crazy lady

  8. 8

    la la la la

  9. 9

    AHHH FIRST FIRST FIRST!! this is S&H!

  10. Twigz says – reply to this
    10

    Re: Andy27 – She DOES look like her! Wow!

  11. 11

    Sounds like the Bulushi/Newmar war.

  12. 12

    Re: Twigz – Yep!! Especially when Lilly was in Big Business. She bared the most resemblance to Ellen back then. These days, not so much.

  13. 13

    I had no idea she was lesbian!

  14. 14

    she's a lesbian?

  15. 15

    Why must you bring a person's sexuality into everything, Perez? Lily Tomlin being a lesbian is entirely irrelevant to this story.

  16. 16

    Lily Tomlin is gay?!?

  17. 17

    I had no clue shes a lesbian. (but somehow not surprised…)

  18. 18

    you shouldn't hire people to trim your bush… you should trim your own bush

  19. 19

    Totally did not know she was a lesbian, and I've watched her on TV and in movies for years. See? That's how you keep your shit out of the press. Big up to Lily!

  20. DMAN says – reply to this
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    ALL BUSHES SHOULD BE THIMMED DAILY

  21. 21

    Perez, whether she's a lesbian or not has absolutely nothing to do with the story. Can't you think of anything more interesting?

  22. 22

    Re: PollyIsRight – True that!

  23. 23

    If the trees were on Ms. Tomlin's property (which she bought and paid for)…they were hers to cut down. Plain and simple.
    If the trunks and roots are on her property, regardless if the branches, leaves, flowers and/or fruit hovers/falls into her neighbors yard…they are still Ms. Tomlin's trees.

  24. 24

    Please someone answer this question as its been driving me crazy. The necklace she is wearing, the same one everyone seems to be wearing these days, what does it stand for? Does it mean anything?

  25. 25

    THAT'S HOT !

  26. 26

    The neighbor has a very different story, but I guess if the most important thing you have in your life is getting your own way and don't care about doing something legally, then you can be Lily Tomlin!

  27. 27

    lmfao Perez, you're terrrrrrrrrrible! ;-) hehe Ellen Travolta = GMILF! ;-)

  28. 28

    good lord - only in america do you need a license to cutting down a fvcking tree.

  29. 29

    Lilly Tomlim = Jodie Foster, CLOSET CASES!!

  30. 30

    Of course the neighbor has a different story.
    The fact remains….when you buy a home, the property comes with it. The property then becomes marked to show the boundaries. If the tree, that Tomlin wanted to cut down, had its roots and trunk on HER property..she was entitled to cut it down. Regardless if the neighbors liked the limbs,flowers and/or leaves that cascaded into their yard. That has no bearing on the matter.

  31. 31

    WHT DOES HER "REPORTED" LESBIANISM HAVE TO DO WITH THIS STORY? IF LILY WAS A "REPORTED" HETEROSEXUAL WOULD YOU HAVE SAID"HETEROSEXUAL LILY THOMLIN" REMEMBER MARIO, IT STARTS WITH THE MAN IN THE MIRROR. YOU SOUND LIKE SELF HATER.

  32. 32

    This is poorly written

  33. 33

    I didn't know she was a lez, she seemed like such a straight soccer mom. Her 70s shit is comedy, like when she got made up to look like a black man.

  34. 34

    Why do you hate lesbians??? that's stupid! If you ask for equal rights to gay people aren't lesbians also part of the gay community??? This really reminds me of the stereotyped Jack Mc Farlane of Will and Grace and his disgusting hate towards lesbians… really i thought that was some kind of urban legend but I guess that gay guys really hate lesbians… why is that? jealous too much?

  35. 35

    Re: Kate27 – Hi, Kate. I have a gay half-'brother'…and, a gay half-'sister'. You would not believe the type of crap my brother lays on my sister, simply because she is a lesbian. But, yet…my sister NEVER says anything disparaging to, or about, him…unless he REALLY pisses her off. lol And, since she leans more toward passivity and 'live and let live'….it takes ALOT to piss her off.
    I have found that it really is a 'gay man sort of thing'…most, of them, must feel so insecure and threatened, by their sexuality, that they feel this is the only way to feel 'complete'. It, really, is sad…and pathetic.

  36. 36

    Disgusting!

  37. 37

    I knew she was lezbo way back when.
    Bet she is a Hillary supporter, too.