Need a Little Pick Me Up?
Filed under: Fashion Smashion
We've seen it all now!
If your booty needs a lift, Bubbles Bodywear has just what you need!
Say hello to the Double-O Push-Up thong, an ass bra, if you will.
The brief "enhances the lift, shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy and shaping the thigh."
The company encourages you to, "Go undercover with a license to 'shake what your mama gave you'…"
Anyone have one?
Does it work?
We don't want to buy one ’til we hear some testimonials!
Posted: August 22, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Do they have something to help me hide my man-boobs. They're getting really bad.
OMG! Perez that was funny. Never seen these before!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…………..THAT is probably what khole k was wearing in her earlier pic
64 bucks? pfft. no way.
Um, Perez, what rock do you live under??? These things have been around for AGES. Seriously, dude. Is it a slow day in celebrity news???
That's sad!!!!!
lol all the white chicks prob want one now lol perez they are all out… Argentine Chick in da house!!!!
this is hilarious
No thanks, I have an ass God gave me.
is that vanessa hudgens?
Is that a fake ass, or does it just squeesh together what you already have?
first!! but seriously i think i'll buy one…you know…for research?
what a wonderful innovation to leave butt cheeks bare and, hence, avoid grannypants effect
Wonderful. Something to make women feel even worse about themselves!!!
that looks SO uncomfortable
um no.
lol
Actually, my ass needs to go the other direction.
Woweeewowow
..wow that looks uncomfortable..
MAN BOOBS!
I can see it now. Some poor sap thinks he's hit the jackpot by taking the chick with the best figure in the club home with him. Untill she gets naked and he sees cottage cheese thighs, flabby ass and a belly poking out.
i have one of those and it works! my ass looks HHHHHOOOOTTT
Re: hottie – Have a good weekend, Miss Hottie. xoxxoxo for you.
Nice how they go from XXS to L, with the Large being for up to a size 10. Apparently it's only for skinny chicks…why would they need everything else sucked in? Now if it was for chicks with a big badonkadonk that needed help in other areas, maybe…
Do they have something to help with cameltoe? LOL
I've never tried one. It sounds like spanx to me, but for your ass. Neato. =]
i think i just found my halloween costume
Well, she looks a little like a certain Kardashian, don't ya'll think?
My husband says that I have the body of a 16 year old….but apparently I've stretched the hell out of it.
Umm, is that her actual butt hanging out? It looks like padding lol I'm glad I'm Latina and already have a nice ass
Perez, you should buy one and let us see how you look in it and provide your own testimonial. Perezito please???
In a society where invasive and non invasive cosmetic surgery is becoming as common as celebrity pregnancies, it is nice to know that SOME ONE is adhering to realistic options for mother nature's 'slight change in gravitational force over 35' syndrome.
The reality of it is, not all women (or men for that matter) want to alter there bodies, but simply tuck and lift some areas with out the scars or Joan Rivers effect.
So I say THUMBS UP for the ass bra!
yea i have one it makes my ass looks good!
So everyone is now able to get ghetto ass. How lovely…
Re: Andy27 –
oh i see. so the asses that you're banging belong to cheap 50 year old mothers who are too cheap for surgury? damn. that's too bad.
wtf perez this shit is oldddddd hoe!
Re: Herbert West –
actually, yes they do.
it's a corset, velcro type of thing that you hide under your shirt.
Ask Kim Kardashian
Perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, I used to have one of those and they are really really good, they really work… love y'alll
uh huh…..squish your ass checks to really highlight the cottage cheese…no thanks.
so you wear this ridiculous thing to look sexy but then when it comes time to have sex…..you just end up looking ridiculous?!
that's a complete 360, which leads ya back to zero on the sexiness scale.
Hahaha you're right, we've seen it all now. Amazing.
Just get butt pads there cheaper not that I would know Heeee! Heeee! I agree with andy27 they have been around for a long time. Don't waste your money
i have to say i was blessed with a nice, perky bum. even after the birth of my son, it is still happy to be alive! down with the ass bra!
If you like these panties then you got to check out what all the celebrities have been taking about like Kelly Ripa, Sheri Shepard from The View and much much more. Check out www.bootypoppanties.com they are much cutter and they really work!!!!!! Get your Booty to pop!!!!!
i remember one of the chicks from the early seasons of the real world (tammie? the one who got into the fight w/ the guy when he tried to rip her covers off…) talking about her horror story w/ somet like this. she said that over the course of the night, the amount of booty being 'pushed up' got smaller and smaller and smaller… so, apparently, they don't work. oh the LOLz…
LMFAOOOO….what the hell???
tooooooo funny…. you're line "an ass bra, if you will" has me pretty much in tears
"Foundation garments" are nothing new. I grew up looking at these in the Sears catalog back in the seventies. Sadly, the pictures in the catalogs lacked the hotness being hocked in this advertisement. Too bad nothing can make up for bad genes with a predisposition to extraneous mounds of fat-filled flesh.
Hi Perez, Thanks for the mention! The Double-O is our newest line of butt boosters for the booty-challenged. If you want to try one, you don't need to buy it! Please have your people contact my people…ok…I don't' really have people… but they can contact me directly at karen@lovemybubbles.com and we'll send over some samples. Love, Karen (Bubbles' Lady-Prez) and "The Bubbles Girls"
I TOTALLY want one!!!
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kohl's sells those, only they look like normal underwear, not fucking granny panties.
If I took off a girl's pants and saw that mess I would lose my boner laughing at her! Well wait, IDK the more I look at it the more I like it…. there should be a hole in the front for an easy slip in
Umm… I would wear one of those.
that's wat lululemons are for…
A flat ass would not fit through those holes.