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We've seen it all now!

If your booty needs a lift, Bubbles Bodywear has just what you need!

Say hello to the Double-O Push-Up thong, an ass bra, if you will.

The brief "enhances the lift, shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy and shaping the thigh."

The company encourages you to, "Go undercover with a license to 'shake what your mama gave you'…"

Anyone have one?

Does it work?

We don't want to buy one ’til we hear some testimonials!

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137 comments to “Need a Little Pick Me Up?”

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  1. 1

    Do they have something to help me hide my man-boobs. They're getting really bad.



  2. 2

    OMG! Perez that was funny. Never seen these before!



  3. 3

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…………..THAT is probably what khole k was wearing in her earlier pic



  4. 4

    64 bucks? pfft. no way.



  5. 5

    Um, Perez, what rock do you live under??? These things have been around for AGES. Seriously, dude. Is it a slow day in celebrity news???



  6. 6

    That's sad!!!!!

  7. Veee says – reply to this


    7

    lol all the white chicks prob want one now lol perez they are all out… Argentine Chick in da house!!!!

  8. SWFxx says – reply to this


    8

    this is hilarious



  9. 9

    No thanks, I have an ass God gave me.



  10. 10

    is that vanessa hudgens?



  11. 11

    Is that a fake ass, or does it just squeesh together what you already have?



  12. 12

    first!! but seriously i think i'll buy one…you know…for research?



  13. 13

    what a wonderful innovation to leave butt cheeks bare and, hence, avoid grannypants effect ;)



  14. 14

    Wonderful. Something to make women feel even worse about themselves!!!



  15. 15

    that looks SO uncomfortable



  16. 16

    um no.



  17. 17

    lol



  18. 18

    Actually, my ass needs to go the other direction.

  19. HRod says – reply to this


    19

    Woweeewowow



  20. 20

    ..wow that looks uncomfortable..



  21. 21

    MAN BOOBS!



  22. 22

    I can see it now. Some poor sap thinks he's hit the jackpot by taking the chick with the best figure in the club home with him. Untill she gets naked and he sees cottage cheese thighs, flabby ass and a belly poking out.

  23. Mosha says – reply to this


    23

    i have one of those and it works! my ass looks HHHHHOOOOTTT



  24. 24

    Re: hottie – Have a good weekend, Miss Hottie. xoxxoxo for you.



  25. 25

    Nice how they go from XXS to L, with the Large being for up to a size 10. Apparently it's only for skinny chicks…why would they need everything else sucked in? Now if it was for chicks with a big badonkadonk that needed help in other areas, maybe…



  26. 26

    Do they have something to help with cameltoe? LOL



  27. 27

    I've never tried one. It sounds like spanx to me, but for your ass. Neato. =]



  28. 28

    i think i just found my halloween costume



  29. 29

    Well, she looks a little like a certain Kardashian, don't ya'll think?



  30. 30

    My husband says that I have the body of a 16 year old….but apparently I've stretched the hell out of it.



  31. 31

    Umm, is that her actual butt hanging out? It looks like padding lol I'm glad I'm Latina and already have a nice ass :-) Perez, you should buy one and let us see how you look in it and provide your own testimonial. Perezito please???



  32. 32

    In a society where invasive and non invasive cosmetic surgery is becoming as common as celebrity pregnancies, it is nice to know that SOME ONE is adhering to realistic options for mother nature's 'slight change in gravitational force over 35' syndrome.
    The reality of it is, not all women (or men for that matter) want to alter there bodies, but simply tuck and lift some areas with out the scars or Joan Rivers effect.
    So I say THUMBS UP for the ass bra!

  33. 3l$@ says – reply to this


    33

    yea i have one it makes my ass looks good!



  34. 34

    So everyone is now able to get ghetto ass. How lovely…



  35. 35

    Re: Andy27

    oh i see. so the asses that you're banging belong to cheap 50 year old mothers who are too cheap for surgury? damn. that's too bad.



  36. 36

    wtf perez this shit is oldddddd hoe!



  37. 37

    Re: Herbert West

    actually, yes they do.
    it's a corset, velcro type of thing that you hide under your shirt.



  38. 38

    Ask Kim Kardashian



  39. 39

    Perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, I used to have one of those and they are really really good, they really work… love y'alll



  40. 40

    uh huh…..squish your ass checks to really highlight the cottage cheese…no thanks.



  41. 41

    so you wear this ridiculous thing to look sexy but then when it comes time to have sex…..you just end up looking ridiculous?!

    that's a complete 360, which leads ya back to zero on the sexiness scale.



  42. 42

    Hahaha you're right, we've seen it all now. Amazing.



  43. 43

    Just get butt pads there cheaper not that I would know Heeee! Heeee! I agree with andy27 they have been around for a long time. Don't waste your money



  44. 44

    i have to say i was blessed with a nice, perky bum. even after the birth of my son, it is still happy to be alive! down with the ass bra!



  45. 45

    i remember one of the chicks from the early seasons of the real world (tammie? the one who got into the fight w/ the guy when he tried to rip her covers off…) talking about her horror story w/ somet like this. she said that over the course of the night, the amount of booty being 'pushed up' got smaller and smaller and smaller… so, apparently, they don't work. oh the LOLz…



  46. 46

    LMFAOOOO….what the hell???

    tooooooo funny…. you're line "an ass bra, if you will" has me pretty much in tears



  47. 47

    "Foundation garments" are nothing new. I grew up looking at these in the Sears catalog back in the seventies. Sadly, the pictures in the catalogs lacked the hotness being hocked in this advertisement. Too bad nothing can make up for bad genes with a predisposition to extraneous mounds of fat-filled flesh.



  48. 48

    Hi Perez, Thanks for the mention! The Double-O is our newest line of butt boosters for the booty-challenged. If you want to try one, you don't need to buy it! Please have your people contact my people…ok…I don't' really have people… but they can contact me directly at karen@lovemybubbles.com and we'll send over some samples. Love, Karen (Bubbles' Lady-Prez) and "The Bubbles Girls"



  49. 49

    I TOTALLY want one!!!
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  50. 50

    kohl's sells those, only they look like normal underwear, not fucking granny panties.



  51. 51

    If I took off a girl's pants and saw that mess I would lose my boner laughing at her! Well wait, IDK the more I look at it the more I like it…. there should be a hole in the front for an easy slip in



  52. 52

    Umm… I would wear one of those.



  53. 53

    that's wat lululemons are for…



  54. 54

    A flat ass would not fit through those holes.



  55. 55

    Thank god I have my own HOT ass ;)



  56. 56

    Yeah - I wear a size 14 (fuck you in advance) and Lane Bryant sold something like this. I got one for when I got married. Made my ass look better than one of the bussell girdles I had been offered.
    Yes.
    Lift.
    Upward.
    one problem? "O" marks. Like our asses needed more "O" shapes.



  57. 57

    Lol, also know as not-getting-laid-tonight panties. I would be so embarrassed to take my clothes off in front of anyone if I had that on. Luckily, I don't need it:-)



  58. 58

    growing up my step mom worked for something that had a catalog and she would go and sell stuff
    and these were totally in it. its really big in Spanish countries



  59. 59

    Re: ammmber – I love the "fuck you in advance" LOL Marilyn Monroe was a size 14 too - I say "fuck you" to all the skinny and gifted chicks. LOL



  60. 60

    I have one, its ok, but it creates muffin top….I have a short torso though



  61. 61

    I would need two of these please. One for each ass.



  62. 62

    is that a fake ass?
    or does your real ass stick out of these undies?



  63. 63

    has anyone seen my big ghetto booty? (to quote sir mix alot.. little in the middle but she got much back!) This is my living nightmare. I am slim everywhere but my butt.. People will mistake me for Kim K-dash if I wore this!! no thanks. :)



  64. 64

    I was once considering this, but I have a huge butt, it was more for a "lift".

    Anyway, I never tried it because I remember hearing someone on tv said they tried it and that she went dancing and the holes ended up closing up on her on the dance floor and her butt cheeks got squeezed together and made into lil round balls—I think it was someone on Real World who said this…gosh I don't remember, but it prevented me from ever wanting one!



  65. 65

    LOL - anyone could have thought of that. It's just cutting holes for your ass cheeks into any 'ol panty girdle.



  66. 66

    I need one of those!

  67. Foxy says – reply to this


    67

    That looks painful.



  68. 68

    I think the padded/push-up bras and underwear are stupid ideas. It's false advertising! What do you do if you attract a guy or girl with one, and then they eventually see you naked and realize that the physique they were attracted to isn't even real? They'll just be pissed that you wasted their time, OR they'll think that you are a really superficial person that they would have been attracted to without any "enhancements", and then lose interest. By the way, how can they say that you have a license to shake what your mamma gave you if what you'd be shaking is what the COMPANY gave you? It's astonishing how unintelligent some of these people are who are probably making big money off of their product lines….



  69. 69

    Perez you obviously know nothing about the history of women's undergarments. Victorian corsets put being boned in a totally different light! Myself and my flat ass need the fabulous padded girdles from VS; as any good tranny knows. Do you live in a cave?
    This thong girdle is nothing new and has it's good points and bad…O butt hahaha! A nice butt doesn't need it, a bad one can't use it (I know!) but if you have a nice butt but a little belly and some extra hips, bingo. Wiggle the goods, sister.
    Only men who cycle A LOT have bubble butts. Don't you worry about this bit of gear, Mr. Perez, it can't help you.

  70. auds says – reply to this


    70

    gross. that doesn't look helpful at all!



  71. 71

    Re: sohaveiforyou83 – i choose the sun….no fake push-ups for this old gal. That's all I need to free myself…………



  72. 72

    YUK!!!!!!!!! what girl in her right mind other than that Kim and J.Lo wants an arse that sticks up and out??? Where I'm from 'healthy slim' is in.. It looks like those old girdle things..It would be mortifying to have that on while a hunky dude rips ur clothes off. It's so gross… marci..



  73. 73

    Re: Andy27 Where are my xoxoxoxoxoxo's Mr. Hottie…. ♥♥♥♥



  74. 74

    OMG THAT MADE MY DAY RIGHT THERE PEREZ!!!that is sooo funny!!thow i sadly wont be needing it!!



  75. 75

    very interesting. people should just work out and do some squats



  76. 76

    HEY, That's false advertising…like a hair weave or a water bra…

  77. CMT says – reply to this


    77

    I think I need to try this shit out!!



  78. 78

    OMG, my mom had one of those when I was growing up! I totoally seen those in the hamper!!! LOL LOL!! I dunno if it worked though.



  79. 79

    Perez! Have you discovered Kim Kardashian and JLo's secret? You are the Marco Polo of women's lingerie.



  80. 80

    Perez, I used to work for Frederick's Of Hollywood 20 years ago, and we sold this item then! This is not new. Although, we mostly sold them to men for themselves!



  81. 81

    Re: Veee
    fatty

  82. Kelci says – reply to this


    82

    Perez, i saw these in a hair magazine and had a good laugh. I thought it was absolutely ridiculous. I can't believe anyone would buy these things! I'm thankful i have my own perfect butt!!



  83. 83

    Man I know someone who needs this bad too bad she can't afford it or fit in it!!



  84. 84

    LOL! Shit is funny!!! I'm not gonna lie, though… I TOTALLY want/need one… update this ish with where to GET ONE!



  85. 85

    DUDE! THATS TOTALLY HOW KIM KARDASHIAN GETS HER ASS!!



  86. 86

    If you have a flabby but and you wear that think, you're still going to have cellulite…so whats the point



  87. 87

    Hmmm…I want one but first I'm going to try making two holes in my bicycle shorts. See if that doeas the trick first.



  88. 88

    perez please don't do it! it looks awful when you wear your clothes, your ass looks like 2 balloons or like bad ass surgery….. i haven't tried it…. but…. my mom's friend bought it and…. nooo… so bad….



  89. 89

    hahahahahahaha OMG that is hilarious hahahaha "an ASS bra if you will" hahahahahahaah!



  90. 90

    I'm totally getting one!



  91. 91

    of god Perez- imagine you buying that! ha-ha-ha:) you realize it will flatten out the 'front' if you will, as well, no?



  92. 92

    Re: Herbert West
    why dont you put an ace bandage around it like Hillary swank did when she played a man in that movie- ha-ha jk:)

    smoking marijuana raises the estrogen level in men- increasing, as you say, 'man-boobs'
    not sure if that is your story, or of course steroids, or maybe you are heavy set and could do some new work out? good luck:)( i love my boobs:) hee-hee



  93. 93

    Re: LovelyLucy – how do you wear a "think"??? just askin….



  94. 94

    That's just weird.



  95. 95

    ass bra? haha Perez, ur funny



  96. 96

    Im so getting one.

    My ass is nonexistant.



  97. 97

    Re: LovelyLucy
    BY that logic, why do most girls weap makeup? You're still ugly under it all.



  98. 98

    $64 is fucking ridiculous.
    i can get laid 3 times for that amount in tijuana.



  99. 99

    Ehmagawd! Looks like it is good for girls who don't have butts…. But I'm sure they don't have the money either xD.



  100. 100

    My aunt used to taunt me with these before we had sex.

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