Miley's Birthday Wishes
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What does Miley Cyrus want for her 16th birthday? Besides a clean STD test when she goes to the doctor???
Like most 16-year olds, the Disney slut wants a new ride.
But, not just any ole ride:
"I definitely want to get something bad on the road, big enough for all my friends and to scare all the cars away from me. I'm a good driver but it's everyone else that I'm worried about!"
A polluting gas guzzler? We thought kids these days were all earth friendly 'green' and shiz and wanted something like a Prius.
Miley said she also wants a Wii Fit and a puppy.
We're sure Nintendo will hook you up, Miley!
[Image via WENN.]
Scott Weiland's Effing Shiz Up for STP Again!
Im smitten with that extra chin.
Perez, leave this MINOR alone!!!
Please
Leave
Her
Alone
Perez
!
She's only 15!!!
ha, what happened to her other "puppy"? did it grow up and lose its cuteness so she doesnt want it anymore? ugh.
most of u r sad, sad people. WTF??? Wat gives u the right to call her a slut and a brat??? Do u know her??? No? Didn't think so!! So wat, she took a few pictures of herself in a bikini? That's not out of control behaviour!! And yeah, she licked a lollipop she was sharing with her friend, wats wrong with that?? It doesn't mean she's a bad role model. she wears a purity ring for gods sake!!!! She spends money which she earns herself, just like everyone else!! Please tell me wats wrong with that??
ugh i hate her
Re: sarahg –
if you just loooovveeee miley cyrus so
much, then why are you wasting your
time on here.
go listen to some more disney music.
Re: Jane Doe – As I said before in that Obama post, Jane Doe is definately an old hag, who screams about morals, however, she is probably the first to open her big mouth (which is usually stuffed with anything from the junk food aisle at the supermarket). Look Jane, just because your husband is busy with some 18 year old while you sit at home sulking over a carton of Ben and Jerry's, dont take it out on Perez Hilton.
why does it matter that she wants a gas guzzler i mean kevin JONAS drives two gas guzzlers so stop hating on her JONAS fans when you know one of your idols does the same thing……
i like miley but she NEEDS to wake up!
Re: Andy27s Chin – YOU ARE A SICK STALKER!!!
GROW THE FUCK UP!!
Re: sarahg – the fact that miley wants a big car isnt the problem it that she always says look after the envirerment and dont get big cars and now shes like i wanna big car and a puppy and a wii fit! she even has a song called wake up america but sh cant wake up herself!
haha omg i was reading Seventeen Magazine and she was calling her self voluptuous and sexy, PATHETIC.
Re: PHOTO – u can't hate someone u don't know..!
Re: Jane Doe – The truth stings doesnt it? And not the eating too many sour skittles kind of sting either.
i totally agree with perez. miley is making most of the stuff up
uhhhhh, she needs to go.
Re: Andy27s Chin – FU Are You done trying to pick up gay men on here and want to pick on a real Lady? what a man…cough cough!
i cant fuckin stand that bitch. shes taking her fame up her ass. its only disney honey dont get to excited.
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She is such a fucking Hipocrite!!! She has that song- Wake Up America- on the CD Talking about SAVING the Enviroment and Now she wants a fucking SUV??? Ughhhhhh She get's on my nerves!!!!! She is sooooo UGH!!!! I used to look up to her!! i'm surprised my mom hasn't banned me from listening to her!! She needs to Act her age and be more appropriate before Disney fire's her and she loses her plush life. She is WAY to spoiled!! She's probably never heard the word No before, Oh wait she did from Nick Jonas!
I Don't think shes a good role model to anybody except whores!!
UGH!!! I'm SICK of her getting all this attention!! she's not only an actual whore but she's a total Media whore to!! She has to steal all the attention away from EVERYONE!!!
Well Im Done…
Love Ya Perez!!!!!
Re: Jane Doe – HAHAHA A real lady?! Surely you dont mean yourself?! If you need an example of a real lady, I suggest finding out who your hubby is banging on the side … because a real lady knows how to please a man, something you obviously arent capable of.
Maybe she'll get a really huge earth friendly car.
You never know; most companies would make anything she wants if you think about it.
Re: Lisasasa –
OHH NO NEW LAW
Hahaha, that's kind of funny since she's been posting Go Green videos on YouTube.
I'm starting to think it's only because the Jonas Brothers are doing a Go Green campaign for Chevy. Maybe Miley's trying to get Nick's attention by showing she cares…
and she aint a slut howw bout ya momma is
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BITCH! DOESN'T SHE HAVE A SONG CALLED "WAKE UP AMERICA" ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT? LOL!
okay so how to she know shes a good driver
i mean were pretty much the same age and i havent driven a car yet
selena
wow. i smell burnt miley you are too funny perez, your my miley hater role model
Re: bree714 – woah woah woah woah woahhhhh not cool. Your defending Miley? HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE INTERNET LAITLY???? have you seen her skank pictures? have you seen Selena or Demi do that? NO; and the Jonas Brothers are amazing, you have no right to be calling them names (btw i have a right to call Miley names cuz she deserves it, she can't sing, has a double personality and is a DISNEY SLUT!)
yay miley!
wow
the miley and mandy show sure is a lie then
*reads comments*
wow…you people are honestly sick, lol
oh and perez, i can't wait ’till the day when you're irrelevant, which judging by the extremely vulgar turn that your posts have taken of recent, is coming quite soon
You're so nasty, im over hearing you call a young girl a slut. It's a great thing to teach your young readers perez….not!!
Miley Rocks!!!!
LEAVE HER ALONE PEREZ PLEASE
that's really mean.
why do you always pick on her?
[re=2786694]Re: IlovePerez
she looks like she has some sort of physical/mental problem between the face she's making and the way her arm is twisted like that, I think they should do a spinoff of that show life goes on. And they can cast miley as corkys gf.
im sure a wii fit video will be on youtube within days of her geting it showing her get in shape in her undies. and pervs like mario will post it here
barfff. so sick of miley
She's probably wishing for vaginal reconstruction. All those teenage boy fingers can really start loosening a little whore up.
dont get her on the road plzzzzzzzzzz
awww i love miley!
i loooove her! she's wild and she's proud of it. AWESOME!
Oh, Really? How about a ZILLIAN more dollers, Or the universe?
Well, if she wants a car big enough to drive her friends around in, and she's driving in California, she'll need to wait a full year after she gets her license before it's legal to drive anyone under 25. And she thinks she's a good driver because she must have a permit. But no she can't be a good driver until she gets alot of experience! She'll just wreck whatever she buys, what does she care, she's rich, she'll just buy another car.
I thought she wanted a motor cycle… oh well. =P Better she doesnt, otherwise we'll start hearing punk poser for her too.
Is she not singing wake up America? Girl, you have to check out the text and you will see that this car is nothing about trying to save the world.
Re: Bettie –
Haha
fuck her shes a damn bitch who doesn't deserve to be famous and u no it
Good driver eh? I'll bet she's a good driver alright. No, I won't be mean about this. But she is a little hypocrite and she's becoming a horrible role model for little girls. My friend's little sister isn't allowed to watch or listen to Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus because of, well, you know. I mean seriously, put on a shirt! Please!
Re: Bettie – OMG…LMFAOOOOOOOO!
SHES A BITCH AND HER MUSIC IS FUCKING ANNOYING !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone who likes her music doesn't know what REAL music is!!!!
SHE DRIVES!? O_O
watch her crash her car, just watch
i will laugh my ass off when she does
Re: dolphin_hottie14 – thats a publicity stunt
and its just about as believable as britany being a virign til marige
Re: Lindsey – what state do u get it when ur 14 thats such bs