No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are soooo cheesy, but you can't help but be charmed by their totally fabricated and super camp ways.
They're like a real life cartoon - or Ken and Barbie!
Aspiring "singer" Montag just shot the music video for her new single, Overdosin'. CLICK HERE to listen to it.
Though it looks like she's got extras and hired a stylist to outfit her in the finest Jane Fonda-inspired leotards, Montag's still a frugal upstart.
Gotta cut corners at every cost!
Boyfriend Spencer Pratt's doing her hair.
He's probbaly very good at it too.
You go, girlfriend!
And by 'girlfriend' we mean Spencer!
[Image via Pacific Coast News]