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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are soooo cheesy, but you can't help but be charmed by their totally fabricated and super camp ways.

They're like a real life cartoon - or Ken and Barbie!

Aspiring "singer" Montag just shot the music video for her new single, Overdosin'. CLICK HERE to listen to it.

Though it looks like she's got extras and hired a stylist to outfit her in the finest Jane Fonda-inspired leotards, Montag's still a frugal upstart.

Gotta cut corners at every cost!

So?

Boyfriend Spencer Pratt's doing her hair.

He's probbaly very good at it too.

You go, girlfriend!

And by 'girlfriend' we mean Spencer!

[Image via Pacific Coast News]

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116 comments to “Pure Velveeta”

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  1. 1

    wooooooooooooooooooo gross



  2. 2

    Looks like a shit version of Footloose.



  3. 3

    Haha=)



  4. 4

    wowwwwww so cheesy



  5. 5

    i can not stand these two.



  6. 6

    gosh they're so pathetic they need to be stopped



  7. 7

    What a fuckin douche



  8. 8

    OFF



  9. 9

    Doesn't she realize how ridiculous she looks? Her gross boyfriend is cheap? No surprise there he looks like a lowlife. She could do so much better, a cashier at a convenience store would be 10 steps up from this loser.



  10. 10

    hahahhahahahah wow



  11. 11

    Haha Not 1st!



  12. 12

    ew
    spencer!
    he looks like hes grooming a dog



  13. 13

    ewewewew im sorry everytime i see his face all i can think of is the "fleshy colored beard" its like he used a crayon and was desperate for some fricken facial hair :)



  14. 14

    hahah add rollerskates and its xanadu :D



  15. 15

    BODY LANGUAGE WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A BETTER SONG TO DO A MUSIC VIDEO FOR!



  16. 16

    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! He is doing her hair? WTF?



  17. 17

    DIDN'T JESSICA SIMPSON ALREADY DO A VIDEO LIKE THIS?LOL



  18. 18

    I like Heidi…not so sure about her sining though. They should call him Spencer "Rat"!!!



  19. 19

    Pukefest



  20. 20

    is it just me or does she look like the mother from Matilda?
    tacky much.



  21. 21

    why do you shove these two dumbasses down our throats P?!

    it seems like the masses don't really give a shit about these two…

  22. SKB says – reply to this


    22

    Does anyone care about these people???



  23. 23

    I dont get why you're so facinated by these two? The only thing I can come up with is that they pay you to be non-negative.



  24. 24

    hahaha.. I'm not buying that Spencer did her hair!! That's Freaking Hilarious though, these two are great for laughs!!!



  25. 25

    That doesn't even look like Heidi and no NOT charmed. You may be because your friends with them!



  26. 26

    hahaha… nice…

    shes a plastic idiot who cant sing and hes a tool bag that does his gfs hair… quite the pair!!!



  27. 27

    O. M. F. G.



  28. 28

    Re: la4life
    haha he is



  29. 29

    HAHA Look at some of the faces of the background dancers! They are surely thinking, "I'm not getting paid enough for this shit."



  30. 30

    what.tools
    they are the biggest douchebags on the planet.



  31. 31

    looks like xanadu



  32. 32

    These 2 losers must be paying Perez lots (and by paying, I mean spencer performing sexual favors) to get all this advertising. It's not working here…THEY STINK!

  33. emmz says – reply to this


    33

    someone went a little crazy at american apparel.

  34. Minx says – reply to this


    34

    they are soooooo annoying



  35. 35

    im excited !!
    shes awesome !!



  36. 36

    my first thought… EWWW Saurioulsy… EWWWW fuck her.. GOD I love the internet.. FUCK THAT BITCH.. LC is the SHIZZZNIT!! yay



  37. 37

    'Do these two blow hards have any idea just how retarded they are.



  38. 38

    the next MADONNA!!!!!!!



  39. 39

    jaja what an embarrassment to the worldd !! YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING! THEY R BOTH SUCH IDIOTS WOOW I CANT BELIEVE SHE KEEPS SINIGING LIKE IF SHE HAS TALENT … ANYWAYS SHE SO FAKE LITERALLYYYY !!!



  40. 40

    why would you even post about this shit? why do you like them??????



  41. 41

    Scary. Just…scary.



  42. 42

    Yawn.



  43. 43

    It's so obvious they're paying you or something. Seriously Perez Heidi and Spencer are horrible. I absolutely loathe that douche Spencer. He is such an evil manipulative little bitch and Heidi is soo blinded it's not even funny. And no I'm not "CHARMED", it's like not even cute perez. They're gross.
    & LO BITCH just needs to be banned from the show, i loved her until i saw the first episode of this season. WHAT A BITCH.



  44. 44

    WTF EWWW! their making fools of them selves! (wait, they already do that enough!)



  45. 45

    Anybody else notice that Perez is in the back left corner. Work it out Perezito. Or else that guy is his dancing twin.



  46. 46

    this is reminding me of the "Call on Me" video. It's been done before.



  47. 47

    YES & PURE 80's! LOL LOL LOLs!

  48. Anonymous says – reply to this


    48

    Don't you know that Perez is a regular friend of Spencer and Heidi. Another Blog site has pictures of him going to church with the two of them….
    That's why he's always posting something about them.



  49. 49

    Perez, how can you stand yourself? Being friends with THEM? Are you KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone who is friends with them has issues. I've lost a lot of respect for you if that's true. :(



  50. 50

    ugh… who designed these outfits? they're about 20 years behind the times.



  51. 51

    The black girl on the left looks kinda like that bitch Shavon from Queen Bees. You know, the one who can't cut her hair in a straight line. Camille FTW!

  52. bbg56 says – reply to this


    52

    obviously she would have to resort to spencer doing her hair
    she blew all her cash at american apparel!
    thats all i see in the pics!

  53. bbg56 says – reply to this


    53

    Re: ambrosia
    all they did was take a look at an american apparel mannequin



  54. 54

    those clothes are from American Apparel



  55. 55

    I'm so damn sick to death of them…
    Give me Johnny Depp … please….



  56. 56

    ok this couple is just strait up SAD heidi has no talent singing never mind dancing and spencer is such a girl doing heidis hair ….hes a doche bag. and the song sucks!

  57. Mal says – reply to this


    57

    Lisa (post 25) is right, that blonde bimbo dancing is not the talentless Heidi Montag. First, the girls does not look like HM. Second, different outfit.

    Why, you, Perez, post so much about them boogles my mind. An obvious sign you are on their payroll. Just fess up about it will you!

    Spencer Pratt is a huge douchebag. Really, why, in the fakeness that is The Hills do they not ever say or show him at work. What does this f'n twit do for a living? Live off Daddy and Mommy?



  58. 58

    i love these 2 together.spencer is so passionate about her.why wouldnt you wanna be loved like that….oh yeah. he 'd probably kill her for ever leaving.



  59. 59

    can we say eric prydz "call on me video"



  60. 60

    I think she looks pretty and i dont think he's doing her hair but even if he is..who cares really? good luck for both of them =)



  61. 61

    ********************************************
    I BET THERE SWINGERS!!! LOVES IT!!! INVITE.
    ********************************************



  62. 62

    her voice always sounds like a synthesizer. not impressed.



  63. 63

    these people are so dumb, she looks fake, he's not cute, and they both have no talent.



  64. 64

    fuck heidi. shes such a douche



  65. 65

    these too are sooo played out.. EEEEWWW!!



  66. 66

    i love heidi!!!!! i dont care what anyone says about her!!!!! i absolutely can not wait to hear her new album!!!!!!



  67. 67

    I guess her record label isn't willing to buck up for the wardrobe. I used to work for American Apparel and I can tell you with with 100% certainty that every single item of clothing in this picture, down to the tights, belts and legwarmers is from American Apparel. Hell, I wonder if they didn't just lend her the stuff for free.

    Not that there's anything wrong with wearing American Apparel…for streetwear. But who wants a music video featuring a wardrobe so unique that only half the kids in America have the EXACT same shit available to them for twenty bucks at their local shopping mall?



  68. 68

    Barf…… I wish these people would just go away.

  69. MMII says – reply to this


    69

    ew



  70. 70

    WTF-ever, Perez. We all know you're up Spencer's ass like flies on shit. Do you really think we'd swallow this garbage? He's nothing more than a low-life-rat.

    I hope your brown eye's sweeter than Heidi's tang.



  71. 71

    this is just disgusting, they look like barbie and ken with the intellecte of a goldfish and no sense whatsoever that people only watch them beacuse they are pathetic and ridiculous and if Miss Montag doesnt see or get that Spencer is a complete asshole then she really has so intelligence whatsoever. As for her music as i have said before it is such an insult to music that it should be illegal!!!! this couple is really just full of shit, and couldnt be any more fake!



  72. 72

    these people are being paid thousands/bajillions— and they're not even smart or talented. or exceptionally good looking.

    what is wrong with the world?!



  73. 73

    Can these people be anymore boring? Oh, and Spencer doing her hair is hysterical, what a gay ahole.



  74. 74

    who sares bout the hills or wotev



  75. 75

    Can someone put them out of their misery???



  76. 76

    1) She is ridiculous and utterly annoying. 2) I would have thought she was the "cheerleader" type….BROKEN WRISTS! Please, somebody put Heidi Fonda out of of her misery.

  77. D-Bag says – reply to this


    77

    This stupid, untalented cunt really does think she's gonna make it big as a pop singer. I am stunned, Dorothy, just…stunned.



  78. 78

    I was disgusted by these two at first, but now they have completely grown on me. I think they are cute as hell together, they are like two peas in a pod. They have genuine ambition in what they do, and even though they come off as fake initially, they are probably two of the least fake people in Hollywood. And go McCain. But Spencer, you did say something once that really pissed me off. Just because a chick get drunk and loses control of her bladder while sleeping doesn't mean she is an alcoholic and needs to go to AA. Even people who are far from alcoholics can have isolated situations like that. She should have just gone back over there and laughed it off and washed his sheets and cooked him dinner. Besides, if he was cool and really liked her he would have just laughed it off too.



  79. 79

    they'e so over the top, they're like celebrity drag queens. Seriously, they're so gay, it's fabulous.



  80. 80

    BLOODY WASTE OF HUMAN LIVES!



  81. 81

    i dont get those two



  82. 82

    I'm really sure he really wasn't doing her hair, he wanted to be in the picture.You know those businessman…



  83. 83

    her song is overprocessed garbage…just like her.



  84. 84

    most annoying couple ever!!i hope they rot to hell!!spencer is such a douche bag



  85. 85

    he's whipped…the poor basterd

  86. teho says – reply to this


    86

    Stop comparing them to Ken and Barbie!!! That is an insult to Mattel. And sorry ,but I am not "charmed" by their cuper camp ways. More like disgusted.

  87. Anonymous says – reply to this


    87

    is that Screech from Saved By the Bell in the back with the mustache???



  88. 88

    oh…my…god.

  89. D-Bag says – reply to this


    89

    This fugly cunt has less talent than LaToya Jackson. That's really saying something. Can't wait to hear how the video is mocked and laughed at…just like her last attempt.



  90. 90

    HE'S CURLING HER HAIR
    OHHHHHHHHHHH SCARY (NO SARCASM INTENDED)



  91. 91

    what's with her face



  92. 92

    Perez, ya know normally I like ya and like most of the shit you talk about. BUT after hearing right from your own mouth that your "FRIENDLY" with Spencer and Heidi that pisses me off. THEY are the biggest bunch of douche bags on the planet. And YOU feed their ego like morning breakfast. LET IT GO and maybe they will GO AWAY.



  93. 93

    Wheres andy to comment on this one??



  94. 94

    hahaha…. any real hair stylist would know that you wouldn't use that brush while your curling hair….especiallywith that weave!!! he's just not the queen i thought he was!



  95. 95

    WHY ARE THESE TWO STILL AROUND… I HOPE THEY DONT SEE ANY PROFIT ON THIS VIDEO AND MAYBE THEY WILL GO AWAY FOREVER… TEAM LAUREN
    OH AN SPENSER IS A DICK



  96. 96

    All I have to say is:
    LOL.



  97. 97

    Getting rich on famous off LC!!



  98. 98

    omg. i can not WAIT TO SEE THAT VIDEO.
    FTW



  99. 99

    i just really can't believe they're serious half the time……



  100. 100

    i don't know who is more ridiculous him or her…she can't dance, sing or act and he wants to manage her!! they are soooooo annoying!!! Perez make them go away!! FOREVER!!!

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