John Mayer, From (Quasi) Hero to Zero
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Love Line > John Mayer
Poor John Mayer. He's lost his greatest love of all. And no, it's not Jennifer Aniston.
It's the paparazzi!
The photog whore is facing a simple problem and it is - no one cares about him if he's not dating famous females!
Mayer has famously hooked up with Jessica Simpson, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cameron Diaz and was last with Maniston.
But the musician that loves the paparazzi being all over him just isn't getting the same attention alone.
Sadly, Mayer still thinks the photogs care about him. He recently tipped off the photogs himself and the results were laughable!
One paparazzi says, “He thinks he’s as famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving. Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him.”
Ouch.
The reason the photogs have dropped Mayer like a ton of bricks????
He doesn't sell! And it's ALL about the money!
According to another paparazzi source, “Pictures of him and Jen were selling for $20,000 at one point. A picture of him alone gets $200 now. Chasing him from his apartment to Nobu is hardly worth it.”
Looks like Mayer might be trying to hook up with Jen again sometime soon.
That is, unless he can trick another Hollywood celeb into dating him for a few months for the added fame and freebies he'll get!
[Image via WENN.]
Maybe becase this man-woman SUCKS!
if he would just admit he's bi and COME OUT… he'd prolly have better luck at finding someone legitimate and not just some purse holder that he keeps around to keep up appearances… hell… i'd date john mayer… as long as he doesnt smile… i'm totally hot for him… just so long as he doesnt smile… xD
i would love to be a paparazzi….maybe he'll write a hit about jen….
team amiston
i love ricky
How pathetic.
He's ugly anyways- Jen's better off
I bet pictures of her taking out the trash are more valuable than John Mayer stealing a car
oh wow, John I love you bb but try not to make that face again….
plz and ty
Never could stand him.
And still can't.
Regardless, he's nabbed your attention, Perez, or you wouldn't post about him.
Old habits die hard.
Re: Cristy0752 –
why do poeple think he's ugly??? I just dont see it…and I dont understand why him and Jess Simpsons nickname was fugs and jugs….I mean it was funny but I didnt think the shoe fit in that situation….
LOL Even his only friends (the paps) are sick of him. It's about damn time. I think someone should tell him he's not funny,.. I mean Johns in like hardcore denial.
hate him
Perez your forgot to add yourself on the list of hot divas his dated!!
He is a pathetic excuse for human flesh.
Welcome to the real world, John.
He is cute! He is no Antonio Sabato Jr. but he is not bad. I just would hate to be just another person this guy dated that just makes it less special!!!
john mayer is easily one of the most talented musicians of our time
I see this man and all I can think of is, "sit on my face".
he's a prick
That's a timely picture…
He looks like he's pitching a fit like a four year old who wants all the attention! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Attention whore attention whore attention whore!!!!
He looks like he's constipated when he sings.
It's not Aniston. It's Jolie-Pitt's loooong coat tail Aniston's riding LOL!
Perez, that's an article written by you so I'm suspicious–you are a bitter gay-man scorned. Anyway, John Mayer dug his own grave. He let the world in on his desperation for fame and status while shunning his original and loyal fanbase. He knows he ruined himself.
Re: abercorey – I think he's HOT.
what.
a.
loser!
FUCK john mayer………..he looks like steveo now anyways!! RETARDDSSSSSSSSSS
Looks like he just blew a hot load of diahrreah in his pants.
Perezzzzz get over him!
yay!!
Burn!
Ha ha! Serves him right. Scumbag.
hahahahaha
he's an ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!! ATTENTION WHORE!!
Glad he got a dose of reality. He has been really self righteous lately. Yes he can sing and play the guitar, but really who cares so can a million other people.
For someone who's supposedly not in demand, he sure gets a lot of space on this site.
Re: Andy27 – FUCKING PIG!
john is a douche his an asshole and im guessing his done any women willing to date him is a dumbass!
btw perez are you bitter?
you and john should go out! those pix would be worth like 250$:D
he sucks i dont like him
this p.o.s. is the scum of the earth.
Who cares?!
Not me, fo sho.
Yeah, Jen's a good actress. So are millions of other women.
I don't understand this whole "Cult of Celebrity" thing
Re: LettyB – Where's "Andy27's chin"? Funny. The two of you never seem to appear on the same post…
ha ha ha!
Re: bouge – I am so sorry bouge. I cant keep up with you. You must be a pro at logging in and out by now. I suggest taking all that effort and putting it into making one alias that actually comes up with more clever remarks. Alas with only a 5th grade education, I know that is extremely difficult.
LOSER!!!!!
no one cares bour john mayer xD yah its true.
I hope he reads this post… His music SUCKS. He is very ugly. He has no money (thus the reason he tips of the paps). I think it's hilarious that Jen dumped him and he is trying to say that he dumped her. He needs to find a hole and live in it for the next 60 years of his life. I will never buy or listen to any of his music. He is a no talent a$$ clown.
There you go again, Mario. You have the hate-on for someone and you go on and on and on. The guy is talented. So what if he finished with Man-Iston? He's allowed. He's not married, same as you.
p.s. to Runnergal — Mayer is soooo *not* fugly. Saw him in person and actually, he's quite a cutie.
back off perez! just because you wanted him and it wasn't reciprocated, there's no need to be bitter!
He needs to be by himself for a while. Then get back into the circuit! He needs to chill for a while. Still love his music! He is attractive!
Media Ho.
Re: bouge – YOU'RE NOT AS INTELLIGENT AS YOU THINK! STICK TO YOUR GAY PRONO TALK IT SUITS YOU BETTER!
We get it, John, you're "funny" - stop calling TMZ to tell a joke in hopes to make it on their show on TV, Please. Now go learn the meaning of 'over saturated'. Thanks in Advance, Mangement.
Okay, his music sucks and he sucks, he has little to no talent and should probably head back to Jessica Simpson. They were a match made in hell, perfect for one another, big egos should stay together, don't ya think?
Halarious! I really dislike John Mayer. It was so mean how he treated all those women that you mentioned; he deserves to be dissed by the paparazzi and the public! Loser!
if he didn't pose for every camera he saw his pictures would be more valuable
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HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THESE WOMEN SEE IN HIM, HE'S NOTHING BUT A CRYBABY.
He is such a Pathetic Douche. Loser
I wonder what his deal really is… he is coming off as such an ass right now…He better stay away from mandy moore!
this guy is a fucking tool. This sounds like something he would do
Slag hypocrite liar slag user slag.
THIS WHOLE STORY IS SUCH BULLSHIT AND COMPLETELY UNTRUE. STILL HOLDING THE GRUDGE CAUSE HE WON'T GIVE YOU THE FUDGE? TALK ABOUT SAD…
If he were the last man on earth, he'd be running around naked, pissing on everything, and shouting "look at me! look at me!"
Love you Perez!!!
PxSx
John Mayer couldn't be uglier!
He's Boring!
It surprises me he loves the paparazzi because when he was with Jessica he seemed to hate them and I thought he accused Papa Joe of tipping off the paparazzi.
Because he's a LOSER……. Seriously do you think any self respecting woman in showbiz would give him the time of day now???? See John, the girl wants you to be in love with her…. not yourself asshole!
i love his tunes (TUNES, not lyrics…) and i think he's pretty handsome. but he seems like such a self-righteous asshole.
yo, john, shania twain is single. go boy, go go go go !!
Wow. It's a good thing that none of you are judging a person you don't know or anything. Cause that would be terribly naive of you…and it would also make you seem like a bunch of uneducated dicks.
Great Job Perez.
Bring the world closer to unconditonal hate instead of unconditional love.
And also to those who say he's not "talented" :
Why would he have been in one of the most prestigeous music schools if he wasn't talented?
He went to Berklee…I suggest you read up on it.
I would like to personally deliver John Mayer in a cage to Andy27's house - then we would probably never hear from either of them again. Your Welcome.
John Mayer should not have a record deal with any major label.
He is such a looser. He was actually trying to get the Los Angeles police Dept and other forms of government to enforce stricter laws on the paparazzi. ( like he is sooo bogged down by them !! ) He tried to take it to congress, but of course it fell through…because NOBODY cares about him~or what he has to say. He is trying so hard to be noticed by trying all of the pub stunts, and they dont even work. I wish we would all just ignore him….it would be sooo funny!!
Looks like you two have something in common fat ass. The only difference is, John Mayer is articulate, funny and classy and you're and illiterate, uncouth a**hole, (I realize you may have to look "Uncouth" up and no, it won't be in your fridge beside the pie - silly saggy sausage).
what the hell perez what did jennifer aniston do to you damn you probably never met her and im pretty sure she didn't do SHIT to you cool off
Perez - think about this for a second - John hates the paps. He's the least fame-obsessed musician I can think of. Matter of fact, things got bad publicity wise once he started dating Jessica. Now they are on his tail all the time — hard to stop that train once it starts. Now it's carrying on to each relationship he has.
Why don't you give your pal Jess and Daddy No-Bucks a call and thank them for ruining Johns personal life.
HAHA!!