A Case Of The Fake People
Someone in New York is pretending to be Lindsay Lohan's manager.
As if that weren't bad enough, Shady McShade is also claiming to be Gossip Girl star Blake Lively's manager.
The "manager" calls himself Roy Cohen and has reportedly been booking parties and shopping sprees for both actresses, which obviously never take place.
Cohen has been calling stores like Gucci and Prada and requesting private store viewing sessions.
He even called the Empire Hotel and claimed that Blake Lively and some friends would be stopping by for a party.
But neither LaLohan nor Lively have showed up to any events scheduled by Cohen.
Lohan's publicist says of Cohen, "He doesn’t rep Lindsay or Blake and no one knows who the creep is."
Maybe people should confirm things before believing a phone call????
[Image via WENN.]
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hahaha thats kinda smart
haha
hahahah
LoL…of all people to be representing, why would he target Lindsay? I'd aim higher than that.
first
booger sugar………….lovesit !!!!!!!!!
i think Lindsay is cute
who cares
WHY? Why do we still talk about her?
Too bad Blake was tossed into the same sentence as Lindsay.
Not that I care.
It's one of those becuz it happened to you and not to me, it's funny type of things.
Not that it could even ever happen to me.
that sucks
gross…those lesbians and their snot-rockets….no kinda class whatsoever…
What a weird thing to do….. Some people just need to get a life.
FIRST BITCHES. WOOT
genius
SHE LOOKS FUG
Naw hoe is short for honey, almost had her Wailin like Bunny
Tellin tales of bein pregnant, catchin Norstrom sales with abortion money
I spotted her, seen her with my nigga when I shot at her
Now we got beef, he caught up in the hoe's erotica
Exotic - she's psychotic, rockin his Nautica
Soon he'll need antibiotics (sucka bitch)
Name a sexual disease, she got it like Sam Goody
You be like, "Damn how could she hit me off with chlamydia?"
Fool I pity ya
We live in the city off, ballers
with more bouncin than a Zapp, she will doo-wah-diddy-ya
Prettier to grittier, the wittier can get her
to the Hotel, Niko, on some Sauve shit like, Rico
That's when I caught a Vision like Coleco
A high-post hoe, a perfect way for me to keep dough
Huh, have her sellin ass on Bronson Ave. and Pico
Re: abercorey –
I agree with cuteazzzz
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if I never C puzzysucker blowhand ever again
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oh happy day..shez grozz perez,, give uz anyone but her…pleaze.
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This is like the most boring 'Perez' day ever. Someone needs to spice it up.
Re: Andy27 – Apparently you dont aim too high, considering you use PerezHilton.com inorder to hit on your other aliases. At least make them sound intelligent if you're going to do it. You're making us both look bad.
btw lindsay isnt picking her nose in that pic shes rubbing the side of yher nose but wot a creep retending 2 b a manager
Re: Andy27s Chin – You are a very pretty chin, you are
she's so pale…
umm did she just snort a line or somethin in that pic?
Re: Andy27s Chin –
you've got it all wrong…Andy doesnt think like you….I dont know if anyone thinks like you…nope, cus we dont think of making up screenings with the sole intent of making disparaging remarks about a particular person….we all think of better ways of spending our time Im afraid….
her shirt is from american apparel
Re: abercorey –
*screenames
Ecellent advice, why don't YOU do the same???!
Re: Andy27 – OMG you are too cute!!!!
Roy Cohn (spelled without the e) is the name of the lawyer who became famous during the McCarthy hearings during the 1950's; he was the person who lead to the execution of the Rosenbergs. He was also a closeted homosexual who dies of AIDS complications. His character is also represented in Tony Kushner's "Angels in America."
…this fake manager should have chosen a name with less history
Roy Cohen? How original. Are the people taking these calls completely stupid?
I don't know, sounds about right to me.
Bogus managers for bogus "celebs"…
shes not picking her nose you idiot.
Re: KayKay!!! – Here's another one. Unfortunately you make this alias sound like a 12 year old who just saw a Jonas brother on the toilet.
Re: abercorey – actually abercrombie, i was thinking of making an andy27s foot. It could turn into a big thing xD
well this was just for good fun
enjoy andys foot all
Re: andy27s foot – Hey foot, how's it going? Hey I was wondering, aren't you sick of being inserted into Andy's mouth constantly?
you absolutely sure that isn't JULIANNE MOORE?
I swear it is..
LEZlo picking nose is FUNNY!
I thought saMAN would do that!
she looks like shit up close
What a creep. lol.