Small Dick Gets A Break
Last month, Andy Dick was arrested at a restaurant in California on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery.
He was acting all sorts of crazy, according to various sources at the scene.
But, on a lucky break for Dick, he won't be charged with sexually assaulting a 17 year-old girl last month. He's been spared a felony charge!
If you recall, he allegedly pulled down her top outside the restaurant. Remember the photos of him groping girls inside the joint?
According to a representative of the District Attorney, they say "We found that his actions were more in line with an assault than with a sexual battery. It didn't appear to be an overt sexual act."
Oh, cuz that makes it any better?
So his charge has now been changed to sexual assault, not battery.
Dick still faces charges for regular battery, public intoxication and unlawful possession of a controlled substance.
He'll be arraigned next week.
Time for someone to go to rehab (if he's not there already)!
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Question: what the fuck is a 17 year old girl doing out at 2 in the morning? Only in the Inland Empire!!!
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Oh, and first mother fuckers.
Re: dawnaberry03 – Not first….
Gross!! He would be a good reason NOT to be gay.
Re: guilty of being white – Did you call your mother to let her know you've achieved being first on a PerezHilton.com comment section? I'm sure she'll jump for joy, right??
He needs to be jailed, discusting drunk and pervet.
he a waste of space…..
can't he just go away
eww hes such a dick
ewwww i hate andy hes gross now. lol pedo looking
honestly, he looks like the average
pedophile that lives on your street.
HEEEERES' JOHNNY!
Re: Andy27 – LOSER!
Andy Dick is a dick with a little dick…
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I MEET HIM AT A CLUB HERE IN NYC ONCE!!! HE WAS TOTALLY HIGH!
HE ALWATS HAS DRAMA!!! BLACK CLOUDS FOLLOW HIM!!! SO SAD!!!
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He looks like such a fucking pedophile!
he looks like Alan Cumming right here…but with cracked out, lighter hair
He is in so need of a rehab visit….
Ok.. seen that dick, and it is not so small
18th!!!
Andy Dick is fucking nauseating. I wouldn't piss on him if his guts were on fire
He is gross.
Re: Andy27 – Why? He is just like you … small dick, big mother fuckin chin.
I have Jury Duty in the county and city this happened in, maybe I'll get on his case.
he looks spooky, maybe the next joker for batman movie?
He is such an attention whore.his whole life is based on how creepy he is. And he goes along with it which only makes him look worse.
That picture creeps me out! Whoa!
eww.
that's a better picture than he usually takes…….
Grow up freak.
WOW this was bound to happen!!and that has to be one of the scariest mug shots like ever!!
Re: Andy27s Chin – HAHAHAHAHA! AGAIN!
A few years ago, at a charity comedy show, Andy Dick introduced himself to me and promptly REACHED HIS HAND UP MY SHIRT. I backed off because a) he's gross (b) it startled me and (c) it was inappropriate. My boyfriend was shocked but also thought it was kind of funny. He's just a freak'n weirdo.
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HE'S HAWT!!!!!!!
that's the best he's ever looked, too bad that's not saying much.
"Was one of the last people to see David Strickland alive as they binge drank in Las Vegas"
David Strickland was on Suddenly Susan, committed suicide several years ago. Andy Dick knows more than he is letting on, he probably had a hand in David's death. That's why Andy is so spun.
Re: miss-h –
TRUE
This is bullshit. That shit touches home with me. How does he get off? Did the girl back down? What? Do they think it's ok because shes 17? Piece of shit. I didn't know he did that! Who cares what she was doing he's the adult…and possibly friends with idiot that I know. Shit faces fuckin throw all these pieces of shit in jail.
PIG! I use to Like Him!
How many times is this loser going to be a judge on the new Gong Show?
wow… it doesnt even look like him!!!!
but it definitely sounds like something he would do.
HE LOOKS LIKE T-BAG ON PRISON BREAK