The British on Vacation: Hot, Hot Messes!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Wacky, Tacky & True
We've mentioned, on numerous occasions, the crazy shiz Brits do when they're out on vacation.
For example, there was the case of the drunken Brit women on a plane who forced an emergency landing when they tried to open one of the plane's emergency doors mid-flight.
And, our favorite, the British women who flew to Greece just to take part in a blow job contest.
British bad behavior abroad must be becoming a far more 'serious' problem because the New York Times has taken notice.
Locals of a Greek town frequented by Brits tell the Times that Queen Liz's people do a great job of standing out:
They are the ones, the locals say, who are carousing, brawling and getting violently sick. They are the ones crowding into health clinics seeking morning-after pills and help for sexually transmitted diseases. They are the ones who seem to have one vacation plan: drinking themselves into oblivion.
“They scream, they sing, they fall down, they take their clothes off, they cross-dress, they vomit,” Malia’s mayor, Konstantinos Lagoudakis, said in an interview. “It is only the British people — not the Germans or the French.”
“The government of Britain has to do something,” Mr. Lagoudakis said. “These people are giving a bad name to their country.”
The report goes on to say that Brit vacationers are also hurting themselves in the process.
A recent report published by the British Foreign Office, “British Behavior Abroad,” noted that in a 12-month period in 2006 and 2007, 602 Britons were hospitalized and 28 raped in Greece, and that 1,591 died in Spain and 2,032 were arrested there.
Insane!
In attempts to explain why the UK's vacationers get so wasted and out of control, a Brit who works at a holiday bar said, “It’s because of British culture — no one can relax, so they become inebriated to be the people they want to be."
Wonder what the Queen has to say about all of this!
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SHE IS FAB!!! LOVE THE WAY SHE GIVES IT WHEN SHE OUT IN PUBLIC! LOL
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Gotta love the British! Oh yeah and dawnaberry03, your not first and you have not been in the last few posts.
Nice….Gotta love the Brits….
THIS REPTILIAN OWNS THE MOST LAND IN THE WORLD
I find it funny that they havent updated their uniforms in like 100's of years…people are still walking around with crowns and capes…lol
I want the cape…
THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE' THEY CAN'T PARTY LIKE THE BRITS! HATERS!
Re: MRS.RICKY MARTIN LOVER –
omg will you answer my fucking question!!! lol
are you a David Icke follower?????????? where are you getting these theories?????
ew and ew
Okay, commercial break here — my comment is only about Perez (not the Royals)
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- Perez, saw you on Chelsea Lately - you DID GREAT and you are looking Marvelous !!! I know you will be invited back.
My former boss was British and she was a skank, a drunk, and very 2-faced! The first company party she attended she had to be carried to her hotel room and then participated in a phone sex contest later that night!! She was a HOT BRITISH MESS!!! Not to say they are all like that but she's the only Brit I know and she fits the profile above to a "T"!!!!
Yep.The situation is far worst.We always book our vacations trying to avoid Brits.Even the very young girls are behaving horribly.Everyone of them is heavily drunk throwing up on the streets.They take them down from buses straight to the bars and they are already drunk from their hotels.I must say prefer the Us and French tourists.They are always polite and very kind.And very much interested in the places and the beauty of my country.
My husband is English and his family tree has been traces back to Shakespeare…. (I guess I didn't have anything else to say here.)
Becks needs to come visit me in Orlando and act a fool all up in this bitch.
Sounds like my weekend. Those were Brits I was with?
Re: bouge – I wanna **** on your husband's ***.
That's all I have to say.
Reading this sort of things just pisses me off, because I AM BRITISH but I never act like a drunken slut when I travel overseas, nor do I at home. I used to be based in West Hollywood over six years until a year ago and I miss the fact that in LA they are so strict with ID and drinking laws and I was pleased to never see so much pathetic, drunken behaviour at weekends outside the bars and clubs. In Japan it was the same, I never saw the kind of scenes we have to put up with in the UK with under-age drinking and general bad behaviour. It's become a sad case of British culture. I have to admit that the Germans and Dutch can drink a lot more than we ever do and I've seen Germans act just as rowdy and rude overseas as any Brits. It's just us who get the bad press.
Bad teeth, bad behaviour.
I'm form the UK, and although this is true for part of the population (mostly the scummier people) WE'RE NOT ALL LIKE THIS!! SO, please don't judge all of the British on what you hear about these drunken yobs, I'm so sorry that you all have to see our country like this in such a bad light..
thts so funny! yet worrying too… hehe, but thts wut the brits are known for! haha
take note people - these are the chavs of britain who drink, smoke, swear and slut around. MANY OF US ARE NOT LIKE THIS!!
all this time i thought they only had bad teeth, I'm gonna party with these crazy bastards!
Booking my Holiday right now.
“They scream, they sing, they fall down, they take their clothes off, they cross-dress, they vomit,”
Sounds good to me!
Who cares what the fucking queen says.
Malia would be fucked without tourist trade so perhaps asking the british government to spank, and perhaps deter, their biggest customers isn't the wisest idea - However - I cant understand these slaggy holidays people go on - if you want to fall out of bars, vom in the street and catch VD's from sleezy men save the money of a flight and do it in your own shitty town.
I didn't think we were that bad
damn I must be going to the wrong places for my holidays :p
hahaha and people say that us irish people are drunks lmao
and this is why the rest oif europe hate us. we arent all like that, i promise!
hey!
im english and i think i should stand up for us!
just because some of us do that doesnt men we all do.
and anyway it just shows that we know how to have a good time;)
KIND OF LIKE THE "BENNYS" FROM STATEN ISLAND WHO INVADE THE JERSEY SHORE EVERY SUMMER
KIND OF LIKE THE "BENNYS" FROM STATEN ISLAND WHO INVADE THE JERSEY SHORE EVERY SUMMER
KIND OF LIKE THE "BENNYS" FROM STATEN ISLAND WHO INVADE THE JERSEY SHORE EVERY SUMMER
KIND OF LIKE THE "BENNYS" FROM STATEN ISLAND WHO INVADE THE JERSEY SHORE EVERY SUMMER
KIND OF LIKE THE "BENNYS" FROM STATEN ISLAND WHO INVADE THE JERSEY SHORE EVERY SUMMER
Isn't this the same behavior that people from USA shows over Mexico? We all have seen those videos with girls showing breast or completely drunk, and guys as well. i guess you got tired from seeing your own trash and started to look the other way
Brits are nasty fuckers! They behave abominably when abroad.
I'm from Northern Ireland so technically im British but I make a point of telling people im Irish on holidays because of the bad rep!! the Brits are totally embarrassing on holiday!!!!
Embarrassed - these are my people- obviously no class! Urgh!
Re: bouge – Re: Andy27 –
we need to see a pic of his ass….that'll tell us whether he truly has roots back to Shakespeare….mmmmm there aint nothing like a Shakespearean ass!!!
I am sure it's not all brits! Some are just wilder than others. They just want to have fun!
Re: SophieJane –
I'm English too. Hey Perez just deals with stereotypes so I wouldn't worry about it.
Enjoy the gossip, ignore the prejudice and thank God you're not stupid enough to believe it.
This AIN'T celebrity juice - it's actually not worth publishing so why is it here??
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Pull your head out of your own ass, Perez.
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This site is only about gay shit anymore or useless CRAP.
I'm a brit and frankly i think you all should take the poles out of your arses and relax. Not everyone goes out on holiday to drop ther pants and get laid. Some people like to relax like the rest of the world! And FYI…I have both french and german friends. I'd like the mayor of Malia to meet them on a night out and tell me they don't act like brits!
my husband is English. We are in England alot. Life there seems to revolve around the pub.
Im from england and some people make a fool out of them selves, but the rest of us just have fun, there is a lot of underage drinking over here but so what, its only a few who ruin it for the rest of us.
I went to Spain, Benidorm which is in the south of Spain, and there are tons of Brits and boy let me tell you they would put any frat boy to shame!!! Those people can party!!!!
the queen would be saying "thats our harry
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Oh, and let's not the British who leave their kids alone in rooms while they go out to dinner or party!
hahahha that's hilariously funny!
they should be spending their money on fucking toothpaste and toothbrushes instead of beer and vacations
FOR FUCKS SAKE NOT ALL BRITS ARE LIKE THAT ITS SO OVER THE TOP!! AND HELLO YOU YANKS CAN TALK SPRING BREAK IS JUST AS BAD!!!!
guys,it's ALL TRUE.I'm Greek,I should know.the situation especially in Mallia is sad.and nobody does anything about that.the club owners let the british drink as much as they want without paying so much.a few days ago an 18 yr old from england died of excessive drinking.every night the policemen arrest drunk Brits.they're pathetic.we need to take more serious measures about that.
so the brits hold their ligquor about as well as the drunken can-ams, eh? booze is the rite of passage…
All the trouble makers are usually Northern Monkeys.
If you're British you know what that is.