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Unintentionally HIGHlarious

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Michael Phelps

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U.S.A. Today asks….

And the answer is: YES!

66 comments to “Unintentionally HIGHlarious”



  1. 1

    funnnyyy



  2. 2

    hahaha rascal.



  3. 3

    He can be topped or bottomed I bet…you make the call…..



  4. 4

    Unless you can predict the future Perez we don't know that. Wait until England and perhaps he'll top himself. His wingspan alone propels him. I've heard Mark Spitz try to say that what Michael did was no better than him and he's wrong. Breaking 7 NEW world records, can't be topped until Michael or even a younger more powerful version of him comes along…. m.ct.



  5. 5

    Re: iloveandyroddick Andy is engaged now, I mean Andy Roddick, don't know about our Andy on this site, you know the cute guy??? m.ct.



  6. 6

    first?!



  7. 7

    Is that gay humor?



  8. 8

    LOL! That's amazing. How did that happen?!



  9. 9

    he can top me =]



  10. 10

    i don't get it.



  11. 11

    In case this is where your mind was going Perez, the answer is YES, but, ONLY by a girl. He's not bi… has a girlfriend and loves females…



  12. 12

    Hahahaha he can top me if he wants!



  13. 13

    :)

  14. Jay23 says – reply to this


    14

    yess….faster than you can say "wheres the lube?"



  15. 15

    You perv….. but youre funny.



  16. 16

    hahaha look at that guy in the with the stache, he's like oh yes. lmao



  17. 17

    Perez, you really want him that bad?



  18. 18

    1st



  19. 19

    Re: Cayman Gal – im guessing this fool is Michael Phelps since she finds it neccesary to correct everyone.
    get over yourself.

    GO PHELPS!



  20. 20

    :D

  21. Who' says – reply to this


    21

    Perez, you're really pushing it on the double entendre here… pushing it to the point, that it is not actually even funny.



  22. 22

    Lame.



  23. 23

    as long as his face in in the pillow….lol



  24. 24

    Re: allisonpaige I was defending Michael, why are you after me???? He is the greatest athlete to date at any Olympics ever . why are u upset with me…???



  25. 25

    In the land of straights we don't use the word topped as a sexual word when we don't intend to, but knowing gays think about sex about every one hundred of a second I wouldn't be surprised if it is meant sexual.



  26. 26

    ???



  27. 27

    Silly Perez. Olympians don't date chubby people. The only thing you'll top is a sybian.



  28. 28

    why does everything have to be about sex?



  29. 29

    lolz



  30. 30

    LMAO! Can he be TOPPED??? Well, hell yes–EVERY night, baby!



  31. 31

    Re: SEXYCDN21 – Hi RICHARD!



  32. 32

    Re: hotmeimei
    CUTEST AVATAR AWARD!!!



  33. 33

    Perez has his mind on sex cuz he's horny! I didn't even understand the humor at first. Get laid Perez, even if you have to buy it.



  34. 34

    Re: allisonpaige
    ANDY 27'S FAVORITE FAG-HAG!!!



  35. 35

    HILARIOUS! How did they not catch that? Too funny!



  36. 36

    Pervert says what.
    What?

  37. aj says – reply to this


    37

    Im lost on this one



  38. 38

    lol!



  39. 39

    nobody knows not even Winchell



  40. 40

    Whipped cream always makes a nice topping! Nothing else but that between me and Michael!



  41. 41

    I think Ian Thorpe still can top him…in both ways :P .



  42. 42

    Ha ha ha!!! LMAO. I bet he's a pretty good top, so in that sense, no, not at this moment, he can't be topped. But if a hotter swimmer comes in the way, then Phelps will definitely have to bottom; or get into a cock fight with the other swimmer to see who gets to top….

    P.S. Who the hell is the executive editor at USA Today? Is he a closet case?



  43. 43

    Re: tellin ya what I know – Watch the escort boy run away as soon as Perez opens the door to greet him. Even prostitutes are allowed to refuse customers !!!!



  44. 44

    I'd pay to see gay porn super-hung star Chad Hunt top him, it would be the best selling gay porn in history.



  45. 45

    Re: Cayman Gal – bahaha. its a joke.



  46. 46

    I'LL DO IT!



  47. 47

    huh i dont get it?



  48. 48

    he can top me over and over



  49. 49

    Re: Milk Mans Daughter – LMAO - Good one.



  50. 50

    hell yeah, even i'd top that.



  51. 51

    IT HAS BEEN MY EXPERIENCE THAT "STRAIGHT" BOYS LIKE PHELPS LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN BEING TOPPED….IF THEY'VE A MIND TO EXPLORE THE GAY SIDE OF THEIR PERSONALITY THAT IS.

  52. CesX says – reply to this


    52

    Re: The Radical Queen – That's true!!



  53. 53

    BAHAHAHAHA I bet U'd sooo top him Perez! Just don't stick it in his mouth, those snaggle teeth will cut ya! ♥



  54. 54

    Re: OneLooseAnus
    haha me too…he can top me over and over again

  55. DLR says – reply to this


    55

    ROFL. Nice play on words, and actually if Phelps did the jiggy with someone of his gender and bottomed he'd do well with someone from either the USA or Brazilian volleyball team. They're pretty much the only guys that could take him down height and body-wise. Oh wait, what about that hot Dutch swimmer that also happens to be gay? Oh never mind, there's tons of hot guys out there that can top Phelps easily. :P

  56. auds says – reply to this


    56

    yummy



  57. 57

    Re: salinaaa!!! – That's Mark Spitz, the former olympian swimmer who is gay and was crying around about not being allowed to be a commentator in China.



  58. 58

    michael phelps is gettin a whole lotta top these days
    lmao, very funny Prezito =)



  59. 59

    WHERE ARE THE HOMOSEXUALLY TINGED ARTICLES WRITTEN ABOUT ME BROS?!



  60. 60

    Can you not involve me in ur sexual fantasies pls.. *skeeve* :|



  61. 61

    hahaha YESSSS!!! my olympic dream is to top michael phelps one day. WOOO!!



  62. 62

    Hence the reason why Gays will continue to desire respect and not get it. Mario, you truly are a freakin jerk.



  63. 63

    hahaha



  64. 64

    who just tell me who?????????? who can top him???



  65. 65

    oh i get it hahahaha god my dream is to top Michael Phelps!!!!!!! Boy do i wanna top Michael Phelps!!!

  66. Marqz says – reply to this


    66

    hahahahahah love it.