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U.S.A. Today asks….
And the answer is: YES!
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hahaha rascal.
He can be topped or bottomed I bet…you make the call…..
Unless you can predict the future Perez we don't know that. Wait until England and perhaps he'll top himself. His wingspan alone propels him. I've heard Mark Spitz try to say that what Michael did was no better than him and he's wrong. Breaking 7 NEW world records, can't be topped until Michael or even a younger more powerful version of him comes along…. m.ct.
Re: iloveandyroddick – Andy is engaged now, I mean Andy Roddick, don't know about our Andy on this site, you know the cute guy??? m.ct.
first?!
Is that gay humor?
LOL! That's amazing. How did that happen?!
he can top me =]
i don't get it.
In case this is where your mind was going Perez, the answer is YES, but, ONLY by a girl. He's not bi… has a girlfriend and loves females…
Hahahaha he can top me if he wants!
:)
yess….faster than you can say "wheres the lube?"
You perv….. but youre funny.
hahaha look at that guy in the with the stache, he's like oh yes. lmao
Perez, you really want him that bad?
1st
Re: Cayman Gal – im guessing this fool is Michael Phelps since she finds it neccesary to correct everyone.
get over yourself.
GO PHELPS!
:D
Perez, you're really pushing it on the double entendre here… pushing it to the point, that it is not actually even funny.
Lame.
as long as his face in in the pillow….lol
Re: allisonpaige – I was defending Michael, why are you after me???? He is the greatest athlete to date at any Olympics ever . why are u upset with me…???
In the land of straights we don't use the word topped as a sexual word when we don't intend to, but knowing gays think about sex about every one hundred of a second I wouldn't be surprised if it is meant sexual.
???
Silly Perez. Olympians don't date chubby people. The only thing you'll top is a sybian.
why does everything have to be about sex?
lolz
LMAO! Can he be TOPPED??? Well, hell yes–EVERY night, baby!
Re: SEXYCDN21 – Hi RICHARD!
Re: hotmeimei –
CUTEST AVATAR AWARD!!!
Perez has his mind on sex cuz he's horny! I didn't even understand the humor at first. Get laid Perez, even if you have to buy it.
Re: allisonpaige –
ANDY 27'S FAVORITE FAG-HAG!!!
HILARIOUS! How did they not catch that? Too funny!
Pervert says what.
What?
Im lost on this one
lol!
nobody knows not even Winchell
Whipped cream always makes a nice topping! Nothing else but that between me and Michael!
I think Ian Thorpe still can top him…in both ways
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I'd pay to see gay porn super-hung star Chad Hunt top him, it would be the best selling gay porn in history.
Re: Cayman Gal – bahaha. its a joke.
I'LL DO IT!
huh i dont get it?
he can top me over and over
hell yeah, even i'd top that.
IT HAS BEEN MY EXPERIENCE THAT "STRAIGHT" BOYS LIKE PHELPS LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN BEING TOPPED….IF THEY'VE A MIND TO EXPLORE THE GAY SIDE OF THEIR PERSONALITY THAT IS.
Re: The Radical Queen – That's true!!
BAHAHAHAHA I bet U'd sooo top him Perez! Just don't stick it in his mouth, those snaggle teeth will cut ya! ♥
Re: OneLooseAnus –
haha me too…he can top me over and over again
ROFL. Nice play on words, and actually if Phelps did the jiggy with someone of his gender and bottomed he'd do well with someone from either the USA or Brazilian volleyball team. They're pretty much the only guys that could take him down height and body-wise. Oh wait, what about that hot Dutch swimmer that also happens to be gay? Oh never mind, there's tons of hot guys out there that can top Phelps easily.
yummy
Re: salinaaa!!! – That's Mark Spitz, the former olympian swimmer who is gay and was crying around about not being allowed to be a commentator in China.
michael phelps is gettin a whole lotta top these days
lmao, very funny Prezito =)
WHERE ARE THE HOMOSEXUALLY TINGED ARTICLES WRITTEN ABOUT ME BROS?!
Can you not involve me in ur sexual fantasies pls.. *skeeve*
hahaha YESSSS!!! my olympic dream is to top michael phelps one day. WOOO!!
Hence the reason why Gays will continue to desire respect and not get it. Mario, you truly are a freakin jerk.
hahaha
who just tell me who?????????? who can top him???
oh i get it hahahaha god my dream is to top Michael Phelps!!!!!!! Boy do i wanna top Michael Phelps!!!
hahahahahah love it.