Separated At Birth
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Left: Kevin Federline. Right: That dude who planned to assassinate Barack Obama.
'No True Threat' to Obama, Say Feds
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
good call perez
It's Kevin's cousin Earl.
Oh Perez, this is the best EVER!
all white trash look alike…lol
ha ha………THAT is fucking funny
Good found
… They look alike!! 
ha…..fucking funny!
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LMAO who is k-fed gonna kill besides our ears with his music
HIGHLARIOUS!!! Soooo funny.
maybe madonna could hook up with him next… i mean she IS running out of options. or now that nicollete is free……… i'm just sayin………
i knew he looked familiar!!!!!!!
They look nothing alike!
Not Nice!
He has full custody of His Kids.
He's doing something right!!
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The assassin guy looks like Cletus from the Simpsons
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K-Fed before and after Meth. LOL
k-FED IS HOT
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uglyyy
by looking at this, i feel so disgust right now.
I'd make sweet love to one of them…
2 losers
Haha good one.
haha!
Actually, he looks like the DJ that's always in movie. He was in Hustle & Flow, etc.
Re: Jane Doe – you've GOT to be kidding me! I'll bet you were one of the fools who sent a nasty email to tmz about the shawn johnson rat picture too. don't be so sensitive. even good dads look like goobers…oh, wait k-fed is a goober.
fucking hate federline
that guy's got serious meth face! What the hell happens to their ears?
This is the best comparison I've seen. They look exactly alike. I'm forwarding this to everyone I know. Loves it. Loves it. Loves it.
i dont see a resemblance really
Ok, Kevin might be a major ho bag, but he is not that trashy,,, Kev, is a douch, but he is not hard on the eye by any means.. other dude, is just Trash
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That's funny fucking funny! K fed-your ears are better man. Its a match though!
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White Trash don't fall far from the double wide! At least that's that what Uncle Cousin Fucker said.
I LOVE it! It is JUST LIKE those "Faces of Meth" ads that the anti-drug programs advertise. SOOOOOOO FUNNY! I ♥ you Perez!
Wtf people, they look absolutly NOTHING alike.
Only similarity is they are both white..
omg they do look alike
and here we have the results of inbreeding…
ha ha they look like twins. aww poor baracky bear
looks just like him, minus the meth face
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
That's weak, Perez. K-Fed enjoys his Taco Bell, for sure, but that doesn't mean he's a gun totting, racist presidential assassin. That's just not right.
they look nothing alike. lame.
Should be more like
Kevin BEFORE meth
Kevin AFTER meth
But seriously Kevin doesn't deserve so mean a comparison
K-Fed's crazier brother tried to kill Obama!!
Re: highboo – What the hell are You talking about? My opinion dipshit about Him! I have no idea who this Shawn person is!? I usually laugh at perezes 'seperated at birth" just didn't feel like it when the Guy was just arrested for plotting to kill a Man running for presidency! I suppose You are a racist who would have liked that!?
I've been with my boyfriend for 8 months and we havent had sex yet ..
wow perez i said that.
Re: TheBitchh – WHY?
I don't give a damn, K-Fed is damn sexy to me. I do love me thuggish white boy. wrap it up tight, he seems to have some sort of bed skills…he's def. potent!!!
trashy!!
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Looks like the dude has an extra chromosome.
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This family tree goes straight up.
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AMAZING…thats all that needs to be said
LMAO! they do look alike!! =)
looks like justin long
PEREZ! PLEASE DO A PIC of ANDY DICK and Kathy Griffin! They Are So Totally Seperated At Birth!
i cant lie…they look really really similar
`the eyes
`the lips
`the facial hair
`the hair color
`the facial expression
Funny funny!
haha the two retard twins reunited after so many years
Dude, this joke is a few years late! I knew the first time I saw "K-Fed" that he looked like a methed-up, cracked-out, white trash, loser from Bakersfield. It was my first clue that Britney was starting to go crazy, when she hooked-up with this retard. He has proven to be her Kryptonite, and after we see all the money it took to get her back on track. I feel like he should be criminally charged and held liable for his destruction.
wow. no.
HOLYFUK
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Not at all! K-Fed is hot! I happen to know that Kevin has a really big and thick c*ck, in case anyone cares. Kevie is totally foxy.
exactly alike… lol
oh my gosh!!!
lol lol lol lol
I so see it…wow!
K-Fed looks like a modern pic of Axl Rose - And I still say Michael Phelps looks like Gheorges Muresan.
NOT EVEN CLOSE PEREZ!
LMAO!! good one PereZ! i heart u.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG PEREZ, You got me bustin up at this, this morning! lmao THIS IS PERFECT! Looks just like him. ahahhahha I hope Britney sees it too ..
Re: Jane Doe – eeer he has full custody because he knows that's where the money's at.
Re: whopper –
Whopper, is that a frenchie as your avatar?
Re: LettyB –
Did they erase my comment?
One wanted to assassinate Barack and the other assassinated Brittany carrer…this is too funny.. ;p;;;; .
hhaahahhaa.
WOW!
It's so true
hahahahaha
OMG are they related! Inbreeding is not nice