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Kenny Rogers's new CD came out this week.

It is available for purchase exclusively at Cracker Barrel.

Yes, Cracker Barrel - the homo unfriendly chain restaurant.

What, Starbucks said no????

[Image via WENN.]

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87 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”



  1. 1

    Poor Dude



  2. 2

    Craker Barrel HAHA



  3. 3

    No, Starbucks said FUCK NO!!!



  4. 4

    Must be he doesn't want to make any money…



  5. 5

    are you fucking kidding me?



  6. 6

    first



  7. 7

    what the fuck is wrong with his face? he looks like a retarded shih tzu



  8. 8

    Kenny is King



  9. 9

    SHUT UP ANDY *SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY* SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY* SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY* SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY *SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY* SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY* SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY *SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY* SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY* SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY *SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY* SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY* SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY *SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY* SHUT UP ANDY

    SHUT UP ANDY* SHUT UP ANDY



  10. 10

    cracker music at cracker barrel - no surprise. If his chicken chain was still around he could "hawk" them there. islands in the stream that is what we are…



  11. 11

    Maybe they gave him a better deal. What if he gets more percentage from CB then SB??????



  12. 12

    lmao
    cracker barrell
    wow thats hilarious



  13. 13

    Makes sense to me…Kenny Rogers is a big barrel o' cracker.

    I can't hear his name without thinking about Drunk Kenny Rogers Chickenboxing…



  14. 14

    KENNY'S DICK CHEESE IS AGED TOO!

  15. Anonymous says – reply to this


    15

    Aw, poor Perez (and is fellow homo's). There is a restaurant that is not gay friendly? Say it isn't so, homo!
    I will make a deal with you, Perez…..when you start treating ALL gays (including lesbians) with the same amount of respect, that YOU want to be treated with…then, I will pay that respect to you. Until then,….you have get nothing, but contempt, from me.



  16. 16

    RE The Bitchh Leave Andy ALOOOOONE!!!! or he'll fist ya!



  17. 17

    I've never eaten at a Cracker Barrel and I think I'll pass.



  18. 18

    When did Phyllis Diller grow a beard?



  19. 19

    Re: Im Toms Type!
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    You're GORGEOUS, Sugar!
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    .



  20. 20

    Cracker Barrel?! Awesome, I like their old timey feel and good ol southern cooking! Kenny Rogers looks like he's taking it up the ass in that pic…
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    Who sells CD's exclusively at the Cracker Barrel tho? THats cheap.
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    Oh and Starbucks sux to



  21. 21

    I think it will sell more in cracker barrel than it would if it were NOT in cracker barrel…if that makes sense to anyone other than me.



  22. 22

    He really needs to sue the plastic surgeon that screwed up his face. He looks like he has AIDS.



  23. 23

    Re: Im Toms Type! – -ZING! LOL



  24. 24

    It's probably a good idea for the Shriveled Fox. His only demo is blue hairs. -
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    Who eats at Barrel O' Crackers? Dried up blue hairs and their limp old men.
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    We can all laugh but I bet he makes enough to charter Diddy's grounded jet a few times. Probably more.



  25. 25

    homo unfriendly? how?

  26. jombi says – reply to this


    26

    CB is not that way anymore…cheap-n-greasy maybe..queers all over now.



  27. 27

    Burger King said yes, but only if he'd do it as a promotion for the BK breakfast Cheesy Tots menu. "1 order of french toast stix and a Kenny Rogers Cheesy Tots Tribute CD"…

  28. 29 says – reply to this


    28

    barrel full of white people.
    love the store, hate the food!!! blech!



  29. 29

    Re: TheBitchh – HAHAHAHAHA! ANDY IS A FUCKING IDIOT!



  30. 30

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – HELLO DARLING!



  31. 31

    They also segregate their diners by race!



  32. 32

    Re: LettyB
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    Hey Sweetums!
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    As you can see I've changed for the evening.
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    Those young bitches have nothing on LeonA'$ Gho$T–the ORIGINAL COUGAR!!! RRRRRRRRRRRR!
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    Wish me luck, I have another date with Ronnie this evening!
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    .



  33. 33

    Cracker Barrel, Isn't that a brand of cheeeeeeez? How fitting!



  34. 34

    Could you explain the "homo unfriendly" comment?



  35. 35

    how is cracker barrel homo unfriendly??



  36. 36

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – GOOD LUCK! BUT YOU DON'T NEED IT CAUSE YOUR GORGEOUS!



  37. 37

    I got nothing against Kenny Rogers, but didn't he used to have his own chain of restaurants? Why choose Cracker Barrel?



  38. 38

    Omg, I love Kenny Rogers



  39. 39

    Re: TheBitchh – Who's Andy?



  40. 40

    What do you mean Perez??



  41. 41

    Eww.



  42. 42

    okay… so because cracker barrel happens to allegedly be "homo unfriendly", that means kenny rogers is by association? so that's like saying it's embarassing or stupid to drink water, because it's served there as well. i love you perez, but come on, the guy is old as hell, no need to make fun of him, ya gotta do what you can to survive… what if that were the only place he could sell it? i'm sure he wasn't thinking "okay, this restauraunt hates gays, let's sell my cd there"… he's actually a great singer and puts on an amazing concert… he played at the taste of chicago either last year or the year before, on the MAIN STAGE and there were THOUSANDS of people in attendance… so there's something to him, and i'm sure he didn't HAVE to sell it only there, and maybe his management chose the location, and not him… think about these things, hunny. xoxoxox, love you doll.



  43. 43

    David Beckhams Crotch! ANDY OR ANDY27 AS HE LIKES TO REFER TO HIMSELF CAN BE FOUND ON PRETTY MUCH EVERY POST MAKING THE STUPIDEST COMMENTS EVER! HE IS ANNOYING AND COMMENTS UNDER VARIOUS ALIAS KNOWN AS" THE GAY PORNO CREW" ie ABERCOREY, BOUGE ect..THEY ALL SEEM TO LOVE HIM!!! He looks like Rumer Willis ( cause of his ginormous chin) and his eyes remind you of two piss holes in the snow! dON'T WORRY YOU WILL SEE HIM HERE AGAIN TOMMORROW!



  44. 44

    once again perez doesn't check his facts. i've been to cracker barrel and i'm gay and it is not anti-gay at all. You're going to get sued one day for printing crap that you pull out of you're ass.. I can't wait for it to happen too. Just yesterday ou posted that the girls from t.A.T.u were the new faces fro Marc Jacobs. That was false too.. LAME LAME LAME!!!!



  45. 45

    wtf is cracker barrel….i only know crate & barrel.



  46. 46

    Re: LettyB – Yeah, I think I know who you are talking about. Why do you hate him so much? He seems alright to me..



  47. 47

    David Beckhams Crotch! HAVE YOUR REALLY READ ANY OF HIS COMMENTS! HE USED TO BASH PEREZ, WHICH IS FINE, BUT THATS ALL HE DID AND I DON'T KNOW HE JUST FUCKING ANNOYS ME! SORRY STUPIDITY WILL ALWAYS ANNOY ME! AND HE'S SICK! ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT GAY SEX ON HERE LIKE IT'S A PORNO SITE! HE LOVES FISTING! SO DOES ABERCOREY WHO MADE A CRUDE COMMENT ABOUT IT ON A POST ABOUT A PEDOPHILE! "THEY'RE" JUST SICK PEOPLE! IN A HEEBEEJEEBIE KINDA WAY! HIBBEEJEEBIE IS ALSO ONE OF THE CREW!



  48. 48

    Re: LettyB
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    TOO PISSHOLES IN THE SNOW!!! OMG, GIRL, BEST COMMENT EVAH!
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    AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I'M BACK RONNIE'S NURSE IS CHANGING HIS FOLEY BAG SO I THOUGHT I'D HOP ON OVER TO P-NASTY FOR A SPELL USING MY NEW I-PHONE!
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    GOTTA GO!
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    DAaahhlingg….



  49. 49

    Re: LettyB – Anyways, I thought you could only have one account…? My bf tried to make a new account and couldn't because the email address was already on file or something like that…idk



  50. 50

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – THANKS GIRL! YOU HAVE FUN!



  51. 51

    David Beckhams Crotch! YOU CAN CREATE NEW EMAIL ACCOUNTS ON HOTMAIL, GMAIL, YAHOO! IT'S NOT THAT HARD AND THEY'RE ALL YOURS. I HAD TWO HOTMAIL ACCOUNTS BEFORE! I HAVE MY HOME ACCOUNT WHICH COMES WITH MY INTERNET PROVIDER AND A HOTMAIL ACCOUNT!



  52. 52

    I love cracker barrel
    yay kenney!! Boo Perez!!



  53. 53

    Man he sure should sue the people who chopped off and up and over his face. Remember his chicken restaurants? He was really really really popular at one time. Guess if he had been killed in a plane or car crash, or via an enema gone bad, at the height of his fame, he would have spent eternity as a superstar.



  54. 54

    Re: LettyB – HEY!! Watch what you say aboout Bouge!! I like her!



  55. 55

    cracker barrel haha!!funny



  56. 56

    Is it common for the people on here to have more than one nickname and avatar, like do you?



  57. 57

    IDK what Cracker Barrel thinks about homo's, but they make good breakfast.



  58. 58

    Perez is right. Cracker Barrel is homo-unfriendly. When I was in business school, we read a published case study on CB. From corporate HQ down South, they sent a memo to all their restaurants across the USA to immediately fire all gay employees. Seriously! There was a huge protest against them by civil rights groups. Since CB is listed on the stock exchange, discriminating against customers is not a realistic option in today's world.

    Now they posted some stupid large sign by their restaurant entrances that states that they do not discriminate against minorities and gays. How kind and sincere!



  59. 59

    i like cracker barrel. and kenny rogers is old but still a great songwriter.
    at least he's more talented than ali lohan….if you want someone who should be selling her album at CVS, its her.



  60. 60

    Kenny used to be a goodlooking guy back in the 80's but now he looks like a chinese.
    Just goes to show too much money & plastic surgery are not a good thing.
    If he'd left well enough along he would probably still be a nice looking older gent like the John Forsythe on Dynasty.



  61. 61

    This new format is taking all the fun out of htis website. Its getting like CDAN, just a small group of haters bashing each other. I'm gone.



  62. 62

    This new format is taking all the fun out of this website. Its getting like CDAN, just a small group of haters bashing each other. I'm gone.



  63. 63

    why do they do this in america, sell albums through random outlets instead of just through music stores? Haven't heard about it happening in Australia.



  64. 64

    A new CD?! isnt he like 100 years old!!! lol!! ;P



  65. 65

    Re: harrybalsac

    I DONT THINK SO

    I DONT THINK SO

    I DONT THINK SO

    I DONT THINK SO

    I DONT THINK SO

    I DONT THINK SO

    I DONT THINK SO

    I'M NOT MOVING FROM THIS CHAIR

    I'M NOT MOVING FROM THIS CHAIR

    I'M NOT MOVING FROM THIS CHAIR

    I'M NOT MOVING FROM THIS CHAIR

    I'M NOT MOVING FROM THIS CHAIR



  66. 66

    Re: LettyB

    TRUE TRUE TRUE

    TRUE

    TRUE



  67. 67

    Come on Perez, those meat curtains around your waist look just like Chicken Fried Steak. Especially after one of your Bukake Chicken Gravy all-nighers.

    Why don't you just leave off with the constant political harping, Disney fisting, homo references and ridiculously inaccurate Castro announcements.

    Just report on Hollywood and keep you and your personal life out of it.

    Carry on.



  68. 68

    Re: Mommkf
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    DON'T BE A BITTER BITCH JUST BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T COME UP WITH A BETTER AVATAR!!!
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    .



  69. 69

    cracker barrel's the place to be…why wouldn't they want someone as hott as kenny rogers?

    i cant believe i jus said that- thats fucking sick. im sorry.



  70. 70

    Dear Fags, LEAVE CRACKER BARREL ALONE!! Don't you have enough fag places to cruise for anal sex in the bathrooms in? Just stay the hell out of Cracker Barrel for cripes sake.



  71. 71

    Of course Kenny would chose Cracker Barrel and not Starbuck to promote his album. I don't think you will find his fan base in Starbuck.



  72. 72

    Perez do a separated at birth Kenny Rogers and Phyllis Diller ..lol



  73. 73

    Re: Klipper – KLIPPER is gay, just so you all know. Very, VERY gay, yet somehow so very uneducated. His comment is So goddamned stupid, you almost have to laugh. Why do I feel he's a fat oakie or some retarded stoner kid of 13?



  74. 74

    HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF CRACKERS @ THE CRACKER-BARREL
    YOU CAN SMELL THE BURNING (CROSSES) I MEAN OVENS!



  75. 75

    Re: LettyB
    I hate beckman alzo…
    Hi LettyB….
    how u doin?
    …………….
    andy likez fiztz up hiz azzhole……huh???????????
    muzt have a hellof an azzhole………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    wonder what he uzed to stretch it out?
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



  76. 76

    Hey Mario- maybe you should see if Cracker barrel will sell your "clothing line"! Maybe offer free mashed taters with every tee shirt.



  77. 77

    Not that I have any special interest in Cracker Barrell, but I wouldn't say that it is homo-unfriendly (you know — like how you are to the lesbos). I'm had more homos serve me there than breeders!



  78. 78

    They revised their policies about a million years ago.

    Also- homeboy lookin' ROUGH!!!



  79. 79

    Re: Squirrel – All ages, at the one near where I live.

    Re: Missy Marie – You're missing out… the food is actually really nice.

    Re: highboo – Haha, there's a pretty even ratio of white/black/whatever else whenever I seem to go.

    Gotta love stereotypes.



  80. 80

    is that kenny rogers or tommy chong?



  81. 81

    lol fuckin cracker barrell redneck central ..great breakfast buffet though



  82. 82

    WHATEVER DAVID BECKHAM'S CROTCH! ARE YOU ANDY27 BY THE WAY! IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME!



  83. 83

    Re: Felipe Hammond – OOOOH! OR WHAT!



  84. 84

    Appropriate since it looks like he crawled out of a cracker barrel.



  85. 85

    Well, he IS "The Gambler"



  86. 86

    I dont know about cracker barrel in the past but they have made lots of efforts in their non discrimination policy they have in place today.



  87. 87

    OMG! Cracker Barrel doesn't allow homos? Excellent!