Daddy Lohan's Fuming About saMAN's Tell-All
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Celebrity Feuds > Media Minute > Michael Lohan > saMAN Ronson
We hope it's true!
Apparently, saMANtha Ronson's been telling people that she's about to write a tell-all book about her life…a life that was pretty uninteresting to almost everyone until a certain Firecrotch entered the picture!
Well, Michael Lohan is convinced that the upcoming book is a good example of how saMAN is using his daughter, LezLo, to advance her profile and he doesn't like it one bit!
Poppa Lohan says:
"I've shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at my wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest. Let's just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realises who the people using her are.”
Takes a 'user' to spot a 'user'?
LezLo won't like her estranged daddy talking about her girlfriend that way!
Pops Lohan also says saMAN pushed Lindsay off the sober wagon:
"Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse."
On top of everything else, Lindsay's dad says saMAN's the reason the natural redhead hasn't been working:
"My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”
Maybe it's a 'talent' issue, Michael!
When contacted, Lindsay's reps of course said everything Michael was wigging about is untrue.
Yeah, she's TOTALLY sober!
[Image by SETH BROWARNIK/RED EYE PRODUCTIONS.]
FIRST!!!!!!!!
another famewhore?
Ewww….what little respect I had for this unwashed, ungroomed, unfashionable clit-licker (happy, Hottie?) is starting to fade, if she really is going to use Lindsay to further her status in the Hollywood scene. She's still disgusting and looks like she's been hitting the meth pipe for 19 consecutive days.
first, crackheads.
who cares about that chick/man
Michael hasn't shut up about anything long enough. What a freakin loser.
i don't see how she doesnt miss a nice big dick
I DON'T LIKE ANY MEMBER OF THIS FAMILY BUT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH DAD ON THIS ONE! IF IT IS TRUE ABOUT THE BOOK, SAMAN IS ONE SHADY BITCH AND LEZLO IS OBLIVIOUS!
saMAN is so nasty looking. She reminds me of a trailer park maintenance worker.
This guy is bound and determined not to have a relationship with his daughter. He needs to shut up.
Re: Andy27 – JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT YOU ARE!
Hahahahaah!! What a joke that guy is. Well it may be true that no one knew who Sam was before Miss Lohan came around but if anyone used her it was her own parents. Basically living off of their daughters money since daddy was always in jail and mom just sells her kids out any chance she gets to get more money. W
Hey Sam, you AREN"T in a gang and you look stupid making gang signs in every f0ing picture. So either join a gang and get shot or stop looking like a complete douchebag.
Daddy's just mad because he wants to suck Firecrotches ass and saMANtha won't let him.
So… SaMAN is a literate?
Who the fuck cares?
it seems there is going to be a SMALL DICK FIGHT between saMANtha and michael lohan the douchbag…..
Samantha Ronson is a fraud. She can't spin properly at all. She sucks and so does firecrotch. They both suck big donkey balls.
Can't wait to read the last pages of the book, cuz before that will be shizz
papa lohan is the fame whore in this whole equation. Re: Andy27 – and yes i'm happy….. thank you!!
Re: Lor – SAY IT AGAIN!!!!
What bull.First of all they have been known each other for 10 years and are close friends,only when the press started noticing that Samantha was everywhere with Lindsay she became publicly known,yet Samantha has been a Hollywood Dj for years.Second lets wait and see if this book thing is true.And third,Samantha is already fed up,and i wonder how much more she will stay around and tolerate such public beating without answering back.Anybody thought maybe its better Lindsay doesnt work for a while in her life.She worked unstopable for years to pay for her parents and siblings.No wonder he cares about her working,i wonder what does he do?Does he work?
Why does everyone blame the mothers and fathers for these young, over 21 year old actors problems? they are adults they can do whatever they want!!!
That fucked up family is exhausting! They all deserve everything that happens to them!
He is upset he didnt write the tell all book first
michael lohan is a homophobic scumbag.
lindsay has never looked better than since she's been with sam.
leave them alone perez.
Mr. Ronson,
Pull your lip over your head and swallow, please and thank you.
What Lindsay needs is for my one-eyed monster to pay her a visit. You can't turn into a lesbo until you've had Mr. Winky tear your insides and spit inside you.
Re: Andy27 – YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT TO EVER WALK THIS PLANET.
YOU'VE NEVER HAD A THOUGHT OF YOUR OWN.
GET SOME HELP YOU FUCKING PSYCHO.
PS:YOU ARE A CUNT.
Sam Ronson is disgusting. You would think of her wearing dirty underwear and having smelly armpits. Gross.
It's a vicious cycle, folks. Lindsey is using MAN to shock and get back at her parents for using her. MAN is using Lindsey for the book. Everyone wins!
Re: Uker – I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU!
I call bullshit on this story. Lindsay and Samantha have known each other and have been off and on since 2004 when they met during mean girls in which Lilo was in and Sam did the music for. Bull story
Re: Andy27 – Kind of like how you've spent 19 consecutive days online in dark basement, talking to yourself but justifying it by saying that they are your "friends". Newsflash Andy, the voices in your head aren't really people.
Re: Caring – You are as stupid as fuck!! Of course it is the parents fault when they are pimping their kids out at fucking 5 to go make mama and papa rich. Look at what mama Lohan is doing with the little sister. I thought she would have learned that the mistakes she made with Lyndsay that she wouldnt pimp out the other one too. Take your kids home, make them go to school and college and if they want to eff up their live so be it.
Re: LettyB – LOL
WELL HE IS AN IDIOT, AN UGLY ONE AT THAT.
"born into rich family, musically talented brother, failed singer, wannabe d.j., eats lindsays rug"…
…there, i wrote the book for her…does that fucking bitch think she's really that interesting???
the whole lohan clan is screwed up– i can't keep up–
Re: Andy27 –
haha….19 consecutive days…LOVE IT….but anyays…at the end of the day Michael is just driving his daughter further and further away by speaking to the press…and he's kind of doing the same thing he's accusing Samantha of….nobody would know he was or care what he has to say if it werent for Lindsay…plus he's tried to shop around reality tv shows and probably still is….so whats so different about Samantha putting out a book??? she's got a famous family, she's known Lindsay for like 10 years….I would suspect she's putting out a book because she's got some bills to pay…not because she wants to exploit Lindsay for all shes worth….
Re: natamaxxx305 –
nicely put lol
Re: abercorey – FUCK YOU'RE AN IDIOT TOO!
Perez honey, I know this has nothing to do with anything, but EVERY time I see the word realize on your site it is spelled incorrectly "realise". It's a "z" sweetie, not an "s". Sorry, I'm a grammatical whore. Loves ya.
Re: LettyB – They all sound like they deeply hate their mothers. Not to mention the fact they sound highly illiterate. Limited vocabulary.
Ok, seriously..
what is Lindsay always pulling on her bottom lip when taking a picture. It aggrevates the SHIT out of me.
Its not SEXY, so stop it.
Well now days anyone can write a book. The only book I can't wait to see
is George Michael! I hope he puts everything in there. Oh, Sam good luck
with the book!
Re: LettyB – THAT'S BECAUSE HIM AND ANDY 27(27 STANDS FOR THE AMOUNT OF GUYS FISTING HIM AT ONCE LOL) ARE THE SAME PERSON.
WHATEV ANDY27 IS BRILLIANTS AND YOU ALL SUCK HAIRY BALLS SACK. LETTYB WHO DO U THINK U R???? U R PROBABLY SOME UGLY ASS BIZSNATCH THAT ONLY GETS LUVIN FROM UR PINK VIBRATOR……….ANDY27 U R A FUCKEN KING YO. FUCK DA HATERZ YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING
Sam is just another Wilmer-we'll be obsessed until Lindsay dumps her ass. I've seen her "dj" and it's true, all she does is chain smokes while text messaging as one pub reported. She looks like she needs a major intervention for the meth/crack/coke–how else do you think she maintains her boyish figure? Oh perez, maybe she is writing this book to pay her dues to you, this could be a good thing!
ANDY27 SHOULD B KING OF THIS SITE CUZ HE GETS MORE FANS THEN THE CELEBRITIES………………………..FUK YALL HATERZ, STUPID FUCKS. HIS COMMENTS GETS ALL UR PANTIES UP IN A BUNCH FO SHOOOOOO
So sick of this fucked up family.
Keep staying out of movies lezlo you dumb bitch
I dont believe this one bit.
Did anyone know who Michael Lohan was before Lindsay? Didn't he start a television show based on the fact that he was her father? The guy is just pissed because his daughter is a lesbian and that goes against his morals so he can't make millions off of being a "christian". Constantly creating drama for his daughter by vomiting gossip to the media is probably not in her best interest either. The guy needs to be a father and he's not doing a very