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Daddy Lohan's Fuming About saMAN's Tell-All

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We hope it's true!

Apparently, saMANtha Ronson's been telling people that she's about to write a tell-all book about her life…a life that was pretty uninteresting to almost everyone until a certain Firecrotch entered the picture!

Well, Michael Lohan is convinced that the upcoming book is a good example of how saMAN is using his daughter, LezLo, to advance her profile and he doesn't like it one bit!

Poppa Lohan says:

"I've shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at my wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest. Let's just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realises who the people using her are.”

Takes a 'user' to spot a 'user'?

LezLo won't like her estranged daddy talking about her girlfriend that way!

Pops Lohan also says saMAN pushed Lindsay off the sober wagon:

"Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse."

On top of everything else, Lindsay's dad says saMAN's the reason the natural redhead hasn't been working:

"My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”

Maybe it's a 'talent' issue, Michael!

When contacted, Lindsay's reps of course said everything Michael was wigging about is untrue.

Yeah, she's TOTALLY sober!

[Image by SETH BROWARNIK/RED EYE PRODUCTIONS.]

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73 comments to “Daddy Lohan's Fuming About saMAN's Tell-All”



  1. 1

    FIRST!!!!!!!!



  2. 2

    another famewhore?



  3. 3

    Ewww….what little respect I had for this unwashed, ungroomed, unfashionable clit-licker (happy, Hottie?) is starting to fade, if she really is going to use Lindsay to further her status in the Hollywood scene. She's still disgusting and looks like she's been hitting the meth pipe for 19 consecutive days.



  4. 4

    first, crackheads.



  5. 5

    who cares about that chick/man



  6. 6

    Michael hasn't shut up about anything long enough. What a freakin loser.

  7. Lor says – reply to this


    7

    i don't see how she doesnt miss a nice big dick



  8. 8

    I DON'T LIKE ANY MEMBER OF THIS FAMILY BUT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH DAD ON THIS ONE! IF IT IS TRUE ABOUT THE BOOK, SAMAN IS ONE SHADY BITCH AND LEZLO IS OBLIVIOUS!



  9. 9

    saMAN is so nasty looking. She reminds me of a trailer park maintenance worker.



  10. 10

    This guy is bound and determined not to have a relationship with his daughter. He needs to shut up.



  11. 11

    Re: Andy27 – JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT YOU ARE!



  12. 12

    Hahahahaah!! What a joke that guy is. Well it may be true that no one knew who Sam was before Miss Lohan came around but if anyone used her it was her own parents. Basically living off of their daughters money since daddy was always in jail and mom just sells her kids out any chance she gets to get more money. W



  13. 13

    Hey Sam, you AREN"T in a gang and you look stupid making gang signs in every f0ing picture. So either join a gang and get shot or stop looking like a complete douchebag.



  14. 14

    Daddy's just mad because he wants to suck Firecrotches ass and saMANtha won't let him.



  15. 15

    So… SaMAN is a literate?



  16. 16

    Who the fuck cares?



  17. 17

    it seems there is going to be a SMALL DICK FIGHT between saMANtha and michael lohan the douchbag…..



  18. 18

    Samantha Ronson is a fraud. She can't spin properly at all. She sucks and so does firecrotch. They both suck big donkey balls.



  19. 19

    Can't wait to read the last pages of the book, cuz before that will be shizz



  20. 20

    papa lohan is the fame whore in this whole equation. Re: Andy27 – and yes i'm happy….. thank you!!



  21. 21

    Re: LorSAY IT AGAIN!!!!



  22. 22

    What bull.First of all they have been known each other for 10 years and are close friends,only when the press started noticing that Samantha was everywhere with Lindsay she became publicly known,yet Samantha has been a Hollywood Dj for years.Second lets wait and see if this book thing is true.And third,Samantha is already fed up,and i wonder how much more she will stay around and tolerate such public beating without answering back.Anybody thought maybe its better Lindsay doesnt work for a while in her life.She worked unstopable for years to pay for her parents and siblings.No wonder he cares about her working,i wonder what does he do?Does he work?



  23. 23

    Why does everyone blame the mothers and fathers for these young, over 21 year old actors problems? they are adults they can do whatever they want!!!



  24. 24

    That fucked up family is exhausting! They all deserve everything that happens to them!

  25. Arshe says – reply to this


    25

    He is upset he didnt write the tell all book first

  26. Uker says – reply to this


    26

    michael lohan is a homophobic scumbag.
    lindsay has never looked better than since she's been with sam.
    leave them alone perez.



  27. 27

    Mr. Ronson,
    Pull your lip over your head and swallow, please and thank you.



  28. 28

    What Lindsay needs is for my one-eyed monster to pay her a visit. You can't turn into a lesbo until you've had Mr. Winky tear your insides and spit inside you.

  29. Uker says – reply to this


    29

    Re: Andy27 – YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT TO EVER WALK THIS PLANET.
    YOU'VE NEVER HAD A THOUGHT OF YOUR OWN.
    GET SOME HELP YOU FUCKING PSYCHO.
    PS:YOU ARE A CUNT.



  30. 30

    Sam Ronson is disgusting. You would think of her wearing dirty underwear and having smelly armpits. Gross.

    It's a vicious cycle, folks. Lindsey is using MAN to shock and get back at her parents for using her. MAN is using Lindsey for the book. Everyone wins!



  31. 31

    Re: Uker – I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU!



  32. 32

    I call bullshit on this story. Lindsay and Samantha have known each other and have been off and on since 2004 when they met during mean girls in which Lilo was in and Sam did the music for. Bull story



  33. 33

    Re: Andy27 – Kind of like how you've spent 19 consecutive days online in dark basement, talking to yourself but justifying it by saying that they are your "friends". Newsflash Andy, the voices in your head aren't really people.



  34. 34

    Re: Caring – You are as stupid as fuck!! Of course it is the parents fault when they are pimping their kids out at fucking 5 to go make mama and papa rich. Look at what mama Lohan is doing with the little sister. I thought she would have learned that the mistakes she made with Lyndsay that she wouldnt pimp out the other one too. Take your kids home, make them go to school and college and if they want to eff up their live so be it.

  35. Uker says – reply to this


    35

    Re: LettyB – LOL
    WELL HE IS AN IDIOT, AN UGLY ONE AT THAT.



  36. 36

    "born into rich family, musically talented brother, failed singer, wannabe d.j., eats lindsays rug"…

    …there, i wrote the book for her…does that fucking bitch think she's really that interesting???



  37. 37

    the whole lohan clan is screwed up– i can't keep up–



  38. 38

    Re: Andy27

    haha….19 consecutive days…LOVE IT….but anyays…at the end of the day Michael is just driving his daughter further and further away by speaking to the press…and he's kind of doing the same thing he's accusing Samantha of….nobody would know he was or care what he has to say if it werent for Lindsay…plus he's tried to shop around reality tv shows and probably still is….so whats so different about Samantha putting out a book??? she's got a famous family, she's known Lindsay for like 10 years….I would suspect she's putting out a book because she's got some bills to pay…not because she wants to exploit Lindsay for all shes worth….



  39. 39

    Re: natamaxxx305

    nicely put lol



  40. 40

    Re: abercorey – FUCK YOU'RE AN IDIOT TOO!



  41. 41

    Perez honey, I know this has nothing to do with anything, but EVERY time I see the word realize on your site it is spelled incorrectly "realise". It's a "z" sweetie, not an "s". Sorry, I'm a grammatical whore. Loves ya.



  42. 42

    Re: LettyB – They all sound like they deeply hate their mothers. Not to mention the fact they sound highly illiterate. Limited vocabulary.



  43. 43

    Ok, seriously..

    what is Lindsay always pulling on her bottom lip when taking a picture. It aggrevates the SHIT out of me.

    Its not SEXY, so stop it.



  44. 44

    Well now days anyone can write a book. The only book I can't wait to see
    is George Michael! I hope he puts everything in there. Oh, Sam good luck
    with the book!

  45. Uker says – reply to this


    45

    Re: LettyB – THAT'S BECAUSE HIM AND ANDY 27(27 STANDS FOR THE AMOUNT OF GUYS FISTING HIM AT ONCE LOL) ARE THE SAME PERSON.



  46. 46

    WHATEV ANDY27 IS BRILLIANTS AND YOU ALL SUCK HAIRY BALLS SACK. LETTYB WHO DO U THINK U R???? U R PROBABLY SOME UGLY ASS BIZSNATCH THAT ONLY GETS LUVIN FROM UR PINK VIBRATOR……….ANDY27 U R A FUCKEN KING YO. FUCK DA HATERZ YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING

  47. Edie says – reply to this


    47

    Sam is just another Wilmer-we'll be obsessed until Lindsay dumps her ass. I've seen her "dj" and it's true, all she does is chain smokes while text messaging as one pub reported. She looks like she needs a major intervention for the meth/crack/coke–how else do you think she maintains her boyish figure? Oh perez, maybe she is writing this book to pay her dues to you, this could be a good thing!



  48. 48

    ANDY27 SHOULD B KING OF THIS SITE CUZ HE GETS MORE FANS THEN THE CELEBRITIES………………………..FUK YALL HATERZ, STUPID FUCKS. HIS COMMENTS GETS ALL UR PANTIES UP IN A BUNCH FO SHOOOOOO



  49. 49

    So sick of this fucked up family.

    Keep staying out of movies lezlo you dumb bitch



  50. 50

    I dont believe this one bit.



  51. 51

    Did anyone know who Michael Lohan was before Lindsay? Didn't he start a television show based on the fact that he was her father? The guy is just pissed because his daughter is a lesbian and that goes against his morals so he can't make millions off of being a "christian". Constantly creating drama for his daughter by vomiting gossip to the media is probably not in her best interest either. The guy needs to be a father and he's not doing a very good job whether he says it or not.



  52. 52

    your daughter aint working because no one's calling her…HELLO!

  53. DaLa says – reply to this


    53

    Daddy Wannabe Michael Lohan has SOME nerve accusing Sam of using Lindsay to further her own career! At least Sam HAS something of a career and isn't just dragging along on Lindsay's coattails like Michael (and Dina, and Ali).

    Does Michael Lohan even have a job?! Anyone?



  54. 54

    i've never noticed before, but i have been a life long fan of Lindsay (since the parent trap) and got all the music from the Freaky Friday - and on the sountrack there's Samantha's song - Built this way. The voice totally doesn't go with her looks, but the song is actually nice. So i was thinking there's a very old link between these two.



  55. 55

    Well, we haven't seen Lindsay stumbling out of bars without underwear lately, so maybe Sam is good for her. Knock off the gay-hating, Perez.



  56. 56

    Sadly I have to agree with the father in this case.



  57. 57

    Re: ANDY27 IS AMAZING F U LETTYB – i'm sorry since when is a commenter on perez hilton a CELEBRITY.. i think that's pushing it a little far sweetie. i'm not saying i don't agree with andy's comments but come on.. all he does is sit on this website all day… he comments first on everything, and comments a million more times after. if he was "mature" he wouldn't respond to people's ranting insults about him…



  58. 58

    it's sad to say but i agree with Michael Lohan. smantha is a leach and is not a good thing for lindsay or her career.



  59. 59

    ya know what, how dare he even open up his mouth about anything lindsay does. she was the shittest father, and its really his influence that she even began using at all. its unreasonable for him to even imagine that she'd take his advise after all the crap he's done to that family. i live on long island, and i swear it was like every other day he was in the paper with a DUI or knocking out the power all over suffolk county cause he drove his car into a pole. regardless of whether sam is good for her or not…. HE HIMSELF IS DEFINITELY NOT THE ANSWER FOR LINDSAY.

  60. meh says – reply to this


    60

    maybe Lilo doesn't want to work for a while, nothing wrong with that. The Ronsons are major self promoters, she is getting her fifteen minutes and Lilo is probably enjoying pissing Daddy off. And seriously who would buy a book by Sam Ronson?



  61. 61

    Now this is the Perez I've grown to Love!!

    LEZlo and saMAN oh soooo funny!



  62. 62

    lol dont you just love it when people in hollywood decide to do an autobiography…when theyre fucking 30 -_- and more often than not its by people who no one gives a shit about xD



  63. 63

    I don't know if Ronson is using Lohan but some things are obvious, that video on here where Lohan freaked when someone put the camera on her at a club pretty much gave it away that she is drinking and or using again, why else would someone freak. And Ronson is obviously a casual drinker who doesn't understand addiction one bit and probably has encouraged Lohan to think that she just 'got out of control' 'for a while' and now has 'learned' how to 'control' her addictions. Sad because her life, not just her career, is at stake. If I were Ronson I wouldn't want that on my karma or following me around for the rest of my life. They both need to wake up.



  64. 64

    Re: LettyB[/re]

    I think Dad is in the vicinity of truth on this one too, as far as the relapse goes. I don't think Lohan jr. is any less guilty of 'using' anyone than Ronson may be, all her girlfriends (Semel, Demme, Ronson) have been worth many, many millions so it's pretty clear she's using her fake boobs and celebrity with the intent of getting a full ride in high style for the rest of her life. But no one wants to see his kid die right in front of him, and if Lohan goes back on coke she may be the next Heath Ledger.



  65. 65

    WHO cares to read a book about the life of a fucked up lesbian?



  66. 66

    Her dad's right on the book thing.
    Samantha didn't even had a big enough fame to write a book to begin with if it was for Lindsay.



  67. 67

    Oh yeah, like Michael Lohan izn't using Lindsay!?!?



  68. 68

    Popa Lohan reeks of cum!!!!!



  69. 69

    he is totally right!!!!!!!!!!!! for the first time something smart comes from him!!!!!!!!! i totally agree with him!!!!!!!!!!!! and yeahh nobody knew who the hell this fucking lesbian was until she started to hang out with lindsay



  70. 70

    i dont believe anything he says.



  71. 71

    Come on Michael, whether Sam Ronson is passing Linds drinks or not, she sure as hell isn't shoving them down her throat against her will. She can make her own choices, and she chose Sam.

    Michael Lohan is the worst father EVER.



  72. 72

    "My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”
    :l
    Isn't doing anything about it? OMG she's an adult. Where do you get off telling her what to do?
    :l



  73. 73

    lmfao, a 'talent' problemmm :D