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The Silence of the Lambs star leaves a workout in Los Angeles with a few buddies on Tuesday.
Jodie Foster is so happy because ________.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
Because she is rich bitch!!
And I am first fist fuckers!!!
And second cum guzzlers.
Don't forget #3
Are you all sleeping or what???
Because Jessica Simson ate her vajayjay and said she now knew what she was eating. It's fish, NOT chicken.
they just got out of a nasty kinky daisy chain and instead of a ciggy their going for a brisk walk…..
Because she's a PLAAYAAAAAAAAAA! JODY is a str8 up "G"…. but gets an F in my book for having loose lips…. and not the ones on her face either!!!
Re: guilty of being white – I"m here, bitch…I can't fuck you up the ass and post comments at the first time.
She's fucking that chick with the big ass nose…Jodie like this woman because her nose tickles her clit!
She's not happy - she's amazed anyone gives a crap about her at all anymore.
Because Perez, sometimes it's ok to be happy for no good reason. Not everyone puts on a brave face during the day, then cries himself to sleep at night like you do. It's hard being so disrespected on your own blog, isn't it? And never getting laid? That would make the happiest person a little sad. You know what I hope for you? A day where you find yourself smiling and not knowing why.
Re: Andy27 –
wow, I dont know what to say lol…..
They're all celebrating the dude on the right's decision to go from male to female.
SHE JUST FARTED AND IT SMELLED
Re: Andy27 – That was too funny!
because she just lifted 275 lbs.
Jodie Foster is happy because SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS, WHAT SHE WANTS, AND KNOWS HOW TO ACHIEVE IT.
because she just signed on to reprise her role as clarice starling for another silence of the lambs movie. anthony hopkins will be back as hannibal lecter. *sigh* if only that were true. i love those two together on the screen.
Re: abercorey – Could it be that she just had her first piece of man-meat and discovered how fuckin wonderful it is????
because she just bumped fuzz with ___________ fill in the blank
her new younger "LOVA"
are you kidding …look at that tight little bod!!!!!!!!!I would have a sexchange and be a lesbian for her!
because she's gay
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With the passing of Del Martin Jodie is now the oldest living celebrity lesbian?
Because she makes obscene amounts of money for memorizing scripts, then repeating them in front of a camera.
Re: bouge –
aww…I would hope he can get some ass now that he doesnt have green hair and isnt as much of a fat fuck as he used to be…..
Re: Nathaniel – lol…i wouldnt put it past her
…that if f she really was a man, she would still be hotter than that guy. that was harsh, i admit
Re: Andy27 –
it just might be….she seems like one of those power-bitch lesbians that just got done eating that guys hairy asshole and just realized how much she likes it….like she just got done humiliating him or something lol
AND WOULDNT YOU BE IF YOU THAT FUCKING TALENTED?
i love gay people….they make me
cause in 5 minutes,shes getting that snatch licked
Re: Andy27 – Was that your dick in my ass? I thought it was a piece of old toilet paper that was caught in my crack. You must have to use a pair of tweezers to find your little baby cock.
…She just passed gas!?
Because she's had a refreshing workout with friends (who probably said something funny).
Re: guilty of being white – BITCH U THE ONLY THING U GUILTY OF IS NOT HURRYING THE FUCK UP AND GETTING ON ALL FOURS CUZ YOUZ ABOUT 2 GET AN ASS RAMMING FROM UR KING. AND UR GONNA LIKE IT TO U STUPID FUCK. U BEST BE SCREAMIN ANDY27….I WANNA HEAR IT BITCH…………………..SCREAM………….NOW FUCK.
Because she is worth $115 million. That would make me smile everyday.
come on perez! didn't you ever watch Legally Blonde??
Exercise give you endorphins, endorphins make you happy……happy people just don't break up with their girlfriends!
that's why she's smiling
Because she is the thinnest of the three
because she's "gay".
Because she can still smell vagina on the top of her upper lip
Re: guilty of being white – Re: Andy27 – Re: KayKay!!! – [re=2801374]Re: ANDY27 IS AMAZING F U LETTYB –
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You, all, realize that this site is frequented by UNDER-AGED kids, right?
I am only sticking around until this site, and most of its members (along with Perez, since he is advocating such responses), get cited, prosecuted and held accountable for 'contributing to the delinquency of minors'…and, I hope that they ask me for testimony.
Gotta love 'copy and paste'….comments and contributions are never lost in 'cyberspace'.
…because she's not you.
she traded her camel toe for a moose knuckle.
Cuz she just is. Gawsh.
Jodie Foster is so happy because…..SHE GOT COCK FOR THE FIRST TIME
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Because she did a fucking DAISY CHAIN with SaMANtha Ronson, Ali Sims, Lezlo, and that fat cunt on the left… LIKE DUH!!
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Because she is happy at last!
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She's going to have a three-way.
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Jodie looks great as a brunette.
She heard Perez just choked on his own gay VOMIT
…she is going to have a threesome!!!!
Re: guilty of being white – That's right. START FUCKIN'!!!!!
Because the people on either side of her make her look better in this particular shot.
because she just found out she'll be getting some dick tonight for the first time?!?!
Her li'l lady dick is being tickled by a cockroach.
Jodie Foster is one ugly bitch.
coz She is on her way home
to enjoy the smell of dirty sweaty vagina power
b/c she just worked out??? I'm happy after I work out… Damn, I'm boring today.
Obviously she's spotted at an injured bird on the sidewalk and it's cheered her up tremendously! Or maybe it's an immaculate conception? Or more likely just gas.