Daddy Lohan Attacks Back! It's A Doozy!!!!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Love Line > Dina Lohan > Michael Lohan > saMAN Ronson
It was only a matter of time! Hours, actually.
We can't help but love the whole LezLo vs. Poppa craziness!
So it all started this week with Daddy Michael Lohan giving his disparaging remarks about saMAN Ronson.
Then, Lindsay, out of character for her, actually responded back to her fame-whoring father, saying that he's "out of control", and she professed her love for Ronson.
Then, Ronson took to her blog to lash out at Michael.
And, just in case she wasn't clear enough, Lindsay then took to her own blog to write about her attention-seeking daddy.
So now it's Michael's turn again. And what does daddy have to say?
He told ABC News, "Who's out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins … She's gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who's out of control?"
Ouch!
But he continues!
Michael adds, "I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That's control. How can she say I'm out of control?"
He even claims that ex-wife Dina Lohan first told him about the bad influence that is 31 year-old Ronson. He claims Dina refuses to come out publicly about it since she wants to stay in the spotlight with Lindsay.
We could definitely believe that.
Michael says, "I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay … Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life. That's what Dina told me. I'm reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy."
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!!!!
This is ’bout to set Orange Oprah OFF!!!!!!
He adds, "Dina's a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay's good side instead of being a good parent. I don't give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she's going to turn around to me and tell me, 'Daddy, you were right.'"
And it get's better. Michael adds, "If they're going to say I'm lying, I'm out of control, I'm going to show that they're lying and they're out of control!"
He just doesn't know when to shut up!!!!
Michael also says that he's on the edge of releasing text messages and recorded phone conversations with Dina and Lindsay that prove he's not lying.
Do it!
DO IT!!!!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
HELL YEAH!!!!!!
daddy Lohan sucks.
im psychic
He needs to smoke a blunt, grease up his asshole and just shove beads up his ass. A little anal stimulation always cures the anxiety and stress and mayhem. Poor fella. He needs to CHILL.
OMG! HE NEEDS TO LEAVE THE LESBOS ALONE!! HES IN DENIAL THAT HIS DAUGHTER IS ONE BIG DIKE!!…N Y DOES HE CARE HE DNT EVEN TALK TO HER N IF LINDSAY IS BEING USED SHES USES PLENTY OF PEOPLE BEFORE! SO THATS JUST KARMA FOR HER ASS!!
hahahha HIlarious he should def release those tapes…i love wacky families they make mine look normal
OKAY………………………SO NOW I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE SAMANTHA/MICHAEL LOHAN SEX TAPE TO LEAK.
That would just make me ejaculate out of the ears, or something. Bring it on, bitches. These clowns are like Eminem…just when you thought they ran out of issues to amuse us with, guess what, there's more!!
TEAM DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm back. What did I miss? I had to take BITCHH to the vet, she needed a Parvo shot.
Now this is good stuff Perez!!!!
im kinda on his side. what he's sayin is true.
Ridiculous! Why does he all of a sudden want to start fathering her? He should have done that years ago, he is just using her for the media attention.
Wow crazy! he IS out of control. Love the dramz tho! I love LiLo .
ANDY how about those drinks??? you buying?? im thirsty..
The more these parents say and do, the more I feel sorry for these kids. It is no wonder they are so messed up. It is a shame that childrotective services never stepped in and did something for these kids! Also what ever happened to the paternity test this asshole took?
I see where hes coming from,
BUT i think he needs to get off her firecrotch!
I wanna see Dinas resonse haha
He's definitely not a saint, but I think he's right. Dina is a psycho who uses her kids for personal and financial gain. I hope he releases the phone calls and texts.
MICHAEL LOHAN: Since I know you're reading this, granted you are probably your biggest stalker in the media, I wanted to point out that in my mind's eye, I believe a metal cock-ring would best suit your complexion. By the way, are you cut or uncut? Hollaback atcha boy.
Give us proof then fame whore
Can u blame Lindsey for being as fucked up as she was? She has fame-hungry whores for parents. I thought Sam might have been the person who let the paps take damagin pics of Lindsey when she was drugging but maybe Sam saw the error in her ways. Lindsay looks better than she has in a long while. Maybe the love of a woman is what she needed since she evidently is not loved by her parents.
Re: Obsession – Yes, I'm buying! Girl, I got 4 unopened bottles of Grey Goose sitting at home. I'm just gonna hook them up intravenously into me over the course of this 3-day weekend.
There's just to many Famewhores these days…
being '1st' isn't that 'special' anymore.
lmao.
Hahaha…I hate these people but this so funny…Losers….
No wonder Lindsay gets plastered every day 'n night. Wouldn't you, with a family like that? Christ.
My fam's pretty f*cked up, too, and that's why I drink just about every night, but at least they don't air their dirty pantaloons all over the web or radio.
Re: Andy27 – I'm back bitches. I'm under a lot of stress and tension, too. Is that what you would prescribe for me too, Dr. Andy?
I am so sick of this whole fucking mess of a family. They all need to get in a car together and drive themselves off a cliff.
This man is afreeking IDIOT! Shut the hell up already! he craves fame like no one! He's a LOSER!!!!!!!
TEAM LINDSAY ALL THE WAY!!!
This man needs a life. And really really needs to stop trying to live his daughter's life. If he really gave two shits about Lindsay, and wished she would be a good place, he would have said all this bullshit to her face. The fact that he aired it publicly only made it worse for her.
Re: abercorey – If you're psychic tell me what color underwear I'm wearing.
What an ASS……..
Dear Michael,
if anyone has used Lindsay's fame
to further their own agenda,
it is you!
Samantha Ronson can write any kind
of book she wishes, and if she makes money,
that means the public wanted to read it!
It is frankly none of your business,
Daddy Dearest, so stay out of
Samantha's business and stay
out of her bedroom, we live in
America.
He should just leave them alone, they are not kids anymore… Lindsay has to make her own mistakes and learn from them - in order to grow. It just seems like everyone is trying to take advantage of her, parents, friends, sister, etc.
Way to go Mike! Like Britney's dad you have to step up, be a man and take your daughter back.
Seems to me every time Lindsay and Man are out, it's a photo op. Poor Linds is being walked…like a dog on a leash. One day she'll wake up to it, when Man no longer has use for her.
damnnnnnnnnnn the drama continues….
he needs to stop TALKING TO THE PRESS and CALL HIS DAUGHTER!!!!!!!
Re: Andy27 – LOLOLOLOLOLOL. That is hilarious.
in all honesty….Michael is no better then what he's trying to make SaMAN out to be….if anybody's contributing more to Lindsay's life being played out in the media it's him…..SaMAN never talks about her family or Lindsay to the media unless it serves a purpose to someone else and not just to make herself look good….he never says anything that isnt glorifying himself as a human being and there lies the problem…..
The Lohans are publicity whores
Once an adult you have a choice. What ever childhood she had, what ever bad examples she had from her parents she is now an adult. She has choices. She chooses to drink and drive, do coke, bang a lesbo those are the choices she made. Her dad needs to leave her alone. If she goes broke that is her own fault.
Re: bouge – Welcome back, hot stuff. I wouldn't recommend mild anal stimulation with little beads, for you. I suggest you ask that hot piece off ass you're married to, to fuck you like a derranged, savage crack-head, behind the dumpsters at your local Checkers restaurant. Tell him you want severe internal damage done. That's how I suggest advanced cock-riders to manage their stress.
wow
WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
DRAGGING HIS FAMILY IN THE DIRT, THE GUY IS A HOMOPHOBIC JESUS FREAK, IF SAM WAS A GUY , HE WOULDN'T BE DOING ALL THIS.
I HOPE LINDS AND SAM GO ON A TV SHOW AND COME OUT PUBLICLY ABOUT THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND GET A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THIS FUCKING PSYCHO
OH AND BTW, LINDSAY LOHAN IS 22, SHE DOESN'T NEED THIS CUNT OR HER MOTHER.
LEAVE LINDSAY AND SAM ALONE, THEY'RE GOOD TOGETHER, THEY'RE HAPPY, JUST LET THEM BE.
stoopid
Isn't it painfully obvious that Sam is Lindsay's pseudo-father?
And this is why Mr. Lohan feels the need to lock horns with Sam. The jealousy must be burning his bag like just about nothin' else.
Someone needs to tell this ASSHOLE to mind his fucking business. Lindsey is a fucking adult, not a child. Who the fuck is he to stand in judgement of anyone's relationship. Isn't that against his religion? Anyone, in my book, who is a "born again christian" is a recoving dope addict, or some other loser looking for a way out of their fucked up existence. Fuck religion! Fuck brainwashing!
More media attention for all of these no talent fuck heads? Just what America needs at this time. Going to church does not make you a saint. It makes you a puppet.
P.S. Perez, PLEASE get rid of that "So Pretty, So Fat, So Sad" ad!!!! It's gross.
Re: abercorey – I wanna have a scandalous anal affair with Brad Pitt, and you know what, I wouldn't mind if that shit got played out in the media.
Lindsay has asthma!! STOP SMOKING! get away from that scene!
You really get off on all this shit huh, Perez. You probably came right after this post!
THE LOHAN FAMILY