Daddy Lohan Attacks Back! It's A Doozy!!!!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Love Line > Dina Lohan > Michael Lohan > saMAN Ronson
It was only a matter of time! Hours, actually.
We can't help but love the whole LezLo vs. Poppa craziness!
So it all started this week with Daddy Michael Lohan giving his disparaging remarks about saMAN Ronson.
Then, Lindsay, out of character for her, actually responded back to her fame-whoring father, saying that he's "out of control", and she professed her love for Ronson.
Then, Ronson took to her blog to lash out at Michael.
And, just in case she wasn't clear enough, Lindsay then took to her own blog to write about her attention-seeking daddy.
So now it's Michael's turn again. And what does daddy have to say?
He told ABC News, "Who's out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins … She's gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who's out of control?"
Ouch!
But he continues!
Michael adds, "I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That's control. How can she say I'm out of control?"
He even claims that ex-wife Dina Lohan first told him about the bad influence that is 31 year-old Ronson. He claims Dina refuses to come out publicly about it since she wants to stay in the spotlight with Lindsay.
We could definitely believe that.
Michael says, "I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay … Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life. That's what Dina told me. I'm reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy."
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!!!!
This is ’bout to set Orange Oprah OFF!!!!!!
He adds, "Dina's a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay's good side instead of being a good parent. I don't give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she's going to turn around to me and tell me, 'Daddy, you were right.'"
And it get's better. Michael adds, "If they're going to say I'm lying, I'm out of control, I'm going to show that they're lying and they're out of control!"
He just doesn't know when to shut up!!!!
Michael also says that he's on the edge of releasing text messages and recorded phone conversations with Dina and Lindsay that prove he's not lying.
Do it!
DO IT!!!!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
HELL YEAH!!!!!!
daddy Lohan sucks.
im psychic
He needs to smoke a blunt, grease up his asshole and just shove beads up his ass. A little anal stimulation always cures the anxiety and stress and mayhem. Poor fella. He needs to CHILL.
OMG! HE NEEDS TO LEAVE THE LESBOS ALONE!! HES IN DENIAL THAT HIS DAUGHTER IS ONE BIG DIKE!!…N Y DOES HE CARE HE DNT EVEN TALK TO HER N IF LINDSAY IS BEING USED SHES USES PLENTY OF PEOPLE BEFORE! SO THATS JUST KARMA FOR HER ASS!!
hahahha HIlarious he should def release those tapes…i love wacky families they make mine look normal
OKAY………………………SO NOW I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE SAMANTHA/MICHAEL LOHAN SEX TAPE TO LEAK.
That would just make me ejaculate out of the ears, or something. Bring it on, bitches. These clowns are like Eminem…just when you thought they ran out of issues to amuse us with, guess what, there's more!!
TEAM DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm back. What did I miss? I had to take BITCHH to the vet, she needed a Parvo shot.
Now this is good stuff Perez!!!!
im kinda on his side. what he's sayin is true.
Ridiculous! Why does he all of a sudden want to start fathering her? He should have done that years ago, he is just using her for the media attention.
Wow crazy! he IS out of control. Love the dramz tho! I love LiLo .
ANDY how about those drinks??? you buying?? im thirsty..
The more these parents say and do, the more I feel sorry for these kids. It is no wonder they are so messed up. It is a shame that childrotective services never stepped in and did something for these kids! Also what ever happened to the paternity test this asshole took?
I see where hes coming from,
BUT i think he needs to get off her firecrotch!
I wanna see Dinas resonse haha
He's definitely not a saint, but I think he's right. Dina is a psycho who uses her kids for personal and financial gain. I hope he releases the phone calls and texts.
MICHAEL LOHAN: Since I know you're reading this, granted you are probably your biggest stalker in the media, I wanted to point out that in my mind's eye, I believe a metal cock-ring would best suit your complexion. By the way, are you cut or uncut? Hollaback atcha boy.
Give us proof then fame whore
Can u blame Lindsey for being as fucked up as she was? She has fame-hungry whores for parents. I thought Sam might have been the person who let the paps take damagin pics of Lindsey when she was drugging but maybe Sam saw the error in her ways. Lindsay looks better than she has in a long while. Maybe the love of a woman is what she needed since she evidently is not loved by her parents.
Re: Obsession – Yes, I'm buying! Girl, I got 4 unopened bottles of Grey Goose sitting at home. I'm just gonna hook them up intravenously into me over the course of this 3-day weekend.
There's just to many Famewhores these days…
being '1st' isn't that 'special' anymore.
lmao.
Hahaha…I hate these people but this so funny…Losers….
No wonder Lindsay gets plastered every day 'n night. Wouldn't you, with a family like that? Christ.
My fam's pretty f*cked up, too, and that's why I drink just about every night, but at least they don't air their dirty pantaloons all over the web or radio.
Re: Andy27 – I'm back bitches. I'm under a lot of stress and tension, too. Is that what you would prescribe for me too, Dr. Andy?
I am so sick of this whole fucking mess of a family. They all need to get in a car together and drive themselves off a cliff.
This man is afreeking IDIOT! Shut the hell up already! he craves fame like no one! He's a LOSER!!!!!!!
TEAM LINDSAY ALL THE WAY!!!
This man needs a life. And really really needs to stop trying to live his daughter's life. If he really gave two shits about Lindsay, and wished she would be a good place, he would have said all this bullshit to her face. The fact that he aired it publicly only made it worse for her.
Re: abercorey – If you're psychic tell me what color underwear I'm wearing.
What an ASS……..
Dear Michael,
if anyone has used Lindsay's fame
to further their own agenda,
it is you!
Samantha Ronson can write any kind
of book she wishes, and if she makes money,
that means the public wanted to read it!
It is frankly none of your business,
Daddy Dearest, so stay out of
Samantha's business and stay
out of her bedroom, we live in
America.
He should just leave them alone, they are not kids anymore… Lindsay has to make her own mistakes and learn from them - in order to grow. It just seems like everyone is trying to take advantage of her, parents, friends, sister, etc.
Way to go Mike! Like Britney's dad you have to step up, be a man and take your daughter back.
Seems to me every time Lindsay and Man are out, it's a photo op. Poor Linds is being walked…like a dog on a leash. One day she'll wake up to it, when Man no longer has use for her.
damnnnnnnnnnn the drama continues….
he needs to stop TALKING TO THE PRESS and CALL HIS DAUGHTER!!!!!!!
Re: Andy27 – LOLOLOLOLOLOL. That is hilarious.
in all honesty….Michael is no better then what he's trying to make SaMAN out to be….if anybody's contributing more to Lindsay's life being played out in the media it's him…..SaMAN never talks about her family or Lindsay to the media unless it serves a purpose to someone else and not just to make herself look good….he never says anything that isnt glorifying himself as a human being and there lies the problem…..
The Lohans are publicity whores
Once an adult you have a choice. What ever childhood she had, what ever bad examples she had from her parents she is now an adult. She has choices. She chooses to drink and drive, do coke, bang a lesbo those are the choices she made. Her dad needs to leave her alone. If she goes broke that is her own fault.
Re: bouge – Welcome back, hot stuff. I wouldn't recommend mild anal stimulation with little beads, for you. I suggest you ask that hot piece off ass you're married to, to fuck you like a derranged, savage crack-head, behind the dumpsters at your local Checkers restaurant. Tell him you want severe internal damage done. That's how I suggest advanced cock-riders to manage their stress.
wow
WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
DRAGGING HIS FAMILY IN THE DIRT, THE GUY IS A HOMOPHOBIC JESUS FREAK, IF SAM WAS A GUY , HE WOULDN'T BE DOING ALL THIS.
I HOPE LINDS AND SAM GO ON A TV SHOW AND COME OUT PUBLICLY ABOUT THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND GET A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THIS FUCKING PSYCHO
OH AND BTW, LINDSAY LOHAN IS 22, SHE DOESN'T NEED THIS CUNT OR HER MOTHER.
LEAVE LINDSAY AND SAM ALONE, THEY'RE GOOD TOGETHER, THEY'RE HAPPY, JUST LET THEM BE.
stoopid
Isn't it painfully obvious that Sam is Lindsay's pseudo-father?
And this is why Mr. Lohan feels the need to lock horns with Sam. The jealousy must be burning his bag like just about nothin' else.
Someone needs to tell this ASSHOLE to mind his fucking business. Lindsey is a fucking adult, not a child. Who the fuck is he to stand in judgement of anyone's relationship. Isn't that against his religion? Anyone, in my book, who is a "born again christian" is a recoving dope addict, or some other loser looking for a way out of their fucked up existence. Fuck religion! Fuck brainwashing!
More media attention for all of these no talent fuck heads? Just what America needs at this time. Going to church does not make you a saint. It makes you a puppet.
P.S. Perez, PLEASE get rid of that "So Pretty, So Fat, So Sad" ad!!!! It's gross.
Re: abercorey – I wanna have a scandalous anal affair with Brad Pitt, and you know what, I wouldn't mind if that shit got played out in the media.
Lindsay has asthma!! STOP SMOKING! get away from that scene!
You really get off on all this shit huh, Perez. You probably came right after this post!
THE LOHAN FAMILY
He calls Dina two faced but, takes her word on Samatha as a bad influence as gospal? What a joke. How did he get out of the trailer park anyways? He make some good points but, in the end he speaking about the down fall of his daughter. Yeah, go ahead and tell the public how shitty your daughter's career has gone and take credit for being the one that said, "I told you so." That's a good roll model of a father. No wonder Lindsay hates your guts. Just because your disappointed in things regarding your daughter doesn't mean you call her out on it. Dipshit!!!!
Re: Andy27 –
hopefully your not wearing any at all…..easier access for my reacharounds….and if you are wearing some take it off. you wont be needing any underwear when I'm around…..
TEAM LINDSAY AND SAMANTHA!! You go, girls! You look happy and don't let ANYONE get in your way!!
Re: Andy27 – Checkers, huh? Is that like Chik-fil-a? This damn Yankee needs you to come up with some new restaurants. Come on now Jersey boy.
I'm losin' my lunch over all the fat-chick ads to the left of my screen. Can someone please make it stop?
I'm all with Lindsay on this one, if he honestly thinks she's out of control why doesn't he talk with her FACE TO FACE? That would be the mature, adult thing to do.
Re: IM IN LOVE!! – stop flirting with my andy. he is my man
Re: Obsession – Hi obsession. How was your trip?
OMG! LOVES IT!
Re: jillybean – ME TOO! I love it. This is a juicy story!
this guy needs to get shot.
"taking advantage of lindsay" can we rewind oh about… 1 year ago, when he wanted his own reality bullshit show. like that would ever happen if his daughter wasnt lindsay lohan.. and oh wait… no one even wanted his pathetic ass on a show. the world will be a better place when he is no long in it.
Re: Andy27 – I HAVE NEVER READ A SINGLE COMMENT FROM YOU THAT HAS MADE ANY SENSE.
ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL OR JUST A BIT RETARDED?
and also.. this is probably all coming from the fact that he doesnt want lindsay to be gay… dude… thats totally why hes doing this!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY !!!
Lohan is doing so much better w/Samatha. No drama.
Her parents sucked a child raising.
I think the public and media should just boycott this whole family. Give them no more press.
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – Re: IM IN LOVE!! – WORSHIP HIM HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Uker – WORSHIP THE KING UKER……………………NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: abercorey – Re: Andy27 –
unless its a jockstrap…
Re: Earlobe – TOTALLY, WHAT KIND OF A LIFE MUST ONE LEAD TO GET OFF ON OTHER PEOPLE'S MISERY.
I LOVE PEREZ, I HAVE BEEN A FAN FOR A VERY LONG TIME, THREE YEARS TO BE EXACT BUT THERE ARE THINGS I REALLY HATE ABOUT HIM, LIKE HIS INABILITY TO FEEL COMPASSION FOR OTHERS.
I have never been a huge fan of Lindsay's (in fact, I think that I only watched 1 of her movies…and, even then, I kept flipping through the channels, to see if there was something better on). But, the more that her father 'speaks', the more that I am cheering for her and Sam.
It's funny…he only made these comments AFTER he became engaged. I wonder if he promised his new fiancee more than what his wallet could deliver.
I, also, wonder how much he is charging the networks and tabloids for these 'interviews'. It would be mighty sad to think that the only way he can keep out of the unemployment lines, and off of welfare, is to bash his daughter in the press.
i think that family needs help!… i feel bad for LL she is the one that is gonna get hurt here. Micheal should care enough not to put all the familys probles out in the spot light… if he really wanted to be a father then help her by talking to HER not the MEDIA!
omg PAPA LOHAN PLEASE LET 'ER RIP! I wanna hear those convos.
Poor guy.He realy is so upset Lindsays salary has dropped from 7 to 1 million.What a loser god.And he isnt out of control?Shut up you idiot.You are desperate for money.Now you remembered her?
Re: ANDY27 IS AMAZING F U LETTYB – I love ANDY27 and YOu now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: ANDY27 IS AMAZING F U LETTYB – i do love him and find him amazing. calm down buddy. i am on your side. ill worship him if he swings my way
Re: jillybean – agreed.
HAHA damn….nothing like sharing your family business for the whole world to see. I was shocked to see Lindsay actually fed into it.
That is some awesome dramz though….more please!!!!!
Poor Lindsay..fuck Daddy Lohan!
If he really gave a fuck he would call her and not the press!
xoxo
Re: JennSmith – dont forget me. We all love Andy!! Yay!
Re: Pillow –
You mean the right hand side? Maybe you should re-visit preschool.
NOW THAT WOULD BE FUN TO READ AND HEAR! GO DADDY LOHAN!
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – Back off little girl. Andy27 is a rowdy kinda man. You cant handle all that sugar.
Didn't he have a problem in the beginning with LL dating another woman? Sounds like a secret homophobe to me.
Re: Andy27 – FUCK YOUR AN IDIOT!
TEAM MICHAEL!!
Holy fucking shit!
These people are white trash!!!
Re: LettyB – WORSHIP HIM NOW!!! I SAID NOW!!!!
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – I am a new ANDY devotee, but I will catch up - I swear. LettyB is so busy being a cun-guzzling gutter whore that she can't even come up with a good rip on the aforementioned fabulous ANDY27
TEAM DAD….
I mean why would lindsay come 2 every party saMANtha spins her dj skills…
NOT BECAUSE PARTY-ING is good 4 an ex drugs addict..
No because samantha is famewh*ring her out, but as long as LINDSAY thinks she is happy i'm happy
i swear this shit gets me through my work day!! thank you Perez
he is seriously so pathetic!!!!
Re: JennSmith –
What is a "CUN-guzzling gutter whore" these days? By the way, LettyB was right. Your picture DOES make you look like a whore.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT THEIR FAMILY LIFE!
ANDY27 YOU'RE A DISGUSTING PIG AND I HOPE YOU KEEL OVER FROM HIV SOMEDAY SOON
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT and PUBLIC embarrassment. THIS GUY IS THE DEVIL. HE PREACHES about GOD and in the same sentence he judges people and rips them to shreds. Aren't Christians not supposed to do that? This guy has been nothing but a heartache for that whole family. Between his drinking, drugs, mental, and physical abuse….and now this? They want nothing to do with this guy and he won't give up. Lindsay has given him endless chances to be a father and he has done nothing but disappoint and hurt her. To tell her financial business, and share private stuff with the world is so incredibly disgusting. If anyone needs a reality check its him. All he ever says to justify his actions is that he helps rehabers. That's prob. part of his community service! What a horrible person. Here Lindsay is on set doing her Ugly Betty role and she has to worry about this spineless asshole. If there has EVER BEEN ANYONE who has hurt her and made her drink and do the things she has done it's been him. I have always thanked God for my wonderful father but I will be counting my blessings more tonight after reading this. Perhaps he should worry about that toddler he is about to marry and leave his "old" family alone. He's prob. doing this b/c he needs cash to buy that new thing a ring. He went public with his engagement but he says they haven't bought a ring yet. Bet a few interviews about this will buy him one huh?
MR BOSTON'S SEXY WHITE ASS = Best name and avitar EVER!
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww –
Bless your heart, you can have him!!!! And take him to another country where there are no computers and lots of gay people who are as nasty as himself!
DEAR ANDY 27,
EXACTLY HOW MANY ALIASES ARE YOU USING ON THIS SITE TO RESPOND TO YOURSELF? YOU DO REALISE THAT PEREZ CAN TRACE YOR IP ADRESS AND IS NOW LAUGHING AT HOW PATHETIC YOUR LIFE IS.
YOU ARE TRULY PITIFUL.
YOUR PARENTS SHOULD HAVE DROWNED YOU AT BIRTH, INSTEAD THEY'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH A RETARDED CHILD AND NOW A RETARDED ADULT.
PATHETIC REALLY.
Re: LettyB –
I am starting to think now that andy and aberdumbass are the same person, but not only that, I think they may be perez himself! That would explain why he lets these asses stay here. it creates the crap he wants.
I'm not sure what to believe in all of this. I don't doubt that Lindsay is happy, but being happy doesn't mean she is where she should be. If what he is saying is true, which we have serious reason to doubt, then he should not be talking to the media. He should have enough love and respect for his daughter to allow her privacy, and try to help her outside of the spotlight.
If he can back up what he's saying then that would be cool and sure would prove Dina to be the bitch mother from hell. If he can't produce those text messages then he's screwed. Poor Lindsay, what a dysfunctional family she comes from. It's a wonder she's as normal as she is. I tend to think there's a grain of truth in what Papa L is saying about Sam. Why is she taking Lindsay to clubs when she knows Lindsay needs to stay away from that scene? There's something wrong there. Whatever the case, Lindsay needs to go far, far away and find a new family and new friends, ones who only have her interests at heart. Poor kid.