Did saMAN Write Lindsay's New Blog Post?
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Celebrity Feuds > Michael Lohan > saMAN Ronson
Something very peculiar stands out in saMAN Ronson and LezLo's new blog posts.
Perezcious reader Lynn has a very interesting hypothesis and we think she may be on to something!
Both posts attacking Michael Lohan seem to be written by the same person - saMAN!!!
Lynn tells us:
When I first read Samantha Ronson's blog about Michael Lohan, I quickly picked up on the frequent and incorrect use of the hyphen. The way it was being used is not at all a common way for people to type. It's a very personal style. Then, when I read Lindsay's blog, I saw it was full of the same syntax errors. The likelihood that both Lindsay and Samantha type exactly the same way (frequently using the hyphen instead of a comma or period) is slim to none. There's not a doubt in my mind that both blogs were written by the same person…If you go back and read previous blog entries from the both of them, Samantha's entries are full of the shit- like- this- yet Lindsay's writing style is very different. So, this all begs the question, why is Lindsay letting Samantha Ronson write her blog entries for her?
Here are LezLo's and saMAN blogs about Michael so you can compare.
The style looks the same to us!
We've also included a LezLo blog dated August 13th. It's sounds very different from the Daddy Lohan slam blog!!
Let us know what YOU think after you've compared the blog entries!
saMAN Daddy Lohan blog:
i really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life- i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it's safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?
LezLo Daddy Lohan blog:
If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that's what i have believed my whole life- don't be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…
If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.
Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).
He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.
Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I'm not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.
LezLo 8/13/08 blog:
hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn't really come up with the proper response at the time.. there's many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she's out of town 
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL
[Image via WENN.]
Let them eat eachother's cunt-holes in peace, dammit!!!!
Let them eat eachother's cunt-holes in peace, dammit!!!!
Let them eat eachother's cunt-holes in peace, dammit!!!!
Let them eat eachother's cunt-holes in peace, dammit!!!!
Re: torrrieB – EAT MY ASS BITCH. LICK IT, SNORT IT, CHEW IT, TONGUE-JACK IT…….REALLY FUCKING GOOD. Don't tell us what to write!!!
Did I say something wrong?
Oops, I didnt know I couldnt talk about sex
[i musta been crazy]
Did I stay too long?
Oops, I didnt know I couldnt speak my mind
[what was I thinking]
who gives a flying fuck about this family i want hogan updates
Love you Bouge, Love you Corey, Bianca, and whoever else I'm forgetting that isn't a fake-ass prude motherfucker….
I hate it when motherfuckers get offended by my foul and vulgar language, yet they come on a fucking site that draws dicks and cocaine on people's faces. Such dick-sucking HYPOCRITES!!!!
TMI I just threw up in my month! here BITCHH here BITCHH i got u a chew toy!
THAT WAS WAAAY TO LONG
who the hell cares. If they both fell off the face of the Earth, still nobody would care.
Perez could you please POST SOMETHING BESIDES SAMANTHA AND LINDSAY?
Wow. I think she is right on. Which begs the question, Is Lindsey so disengage from her family that she told Samantha to go ahead and write whatever the hell she wants or Did Samantha go behind Lindsey's back and do it. Either way, Lindsey needs a shot of normalcy in her life and a family that is not so whacked out. She is incredibly talented but it seems her only successes came in spite of her family. Her mom, her dad and her sister are all in need of help - they are all fame whores. Lindsey seemed to want to act because she was talented and enjoyed it and now she is just a recluse lesbo in need of a good therapist and a long vacation.
Pathetic. SaMAN just PROVED Michael has a point… *SaMan runs Lezlo's Life*
That's lame sauce of she let her write in her blog.
Maybe LiLo was to drunk to type so she told SaMAN what to say?!?
Maybe…
lmao
congratulations.
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww –
Re: ANDY27 IS AMAZING F U LETTYB –
Re: Andy27 –
Re: bouge –
Re: abercorey –
Re: Obsession –
plz stop. this is not a chat room.
if yall wanna talk and recieve STD's do it in private so WE dont have to hear or smell it.
nasty asses
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U LOOK LIKE U SMELL. I WOULDNT GO NEAR THAT LANDFIL
AND I NEVER SAID I DIDNT LIKE UR CRUDE LANG. I JUST DONT LIKE HOW U AND UR "FANBASE" HAS TURNED THIS SITE INTO SOME FILTHY PICK UP CHAT ROOM
I noticed the hyphen thing, too. Craziness!
Re: Andy27 – haha you are right
and why so long?
yawn these posts are like miles long
Re: Andy27 – Talk Dirty to me BABY! lol idiots…
Serious someone has way to much fucking time on their hands!
Its hard trying to come out and especially in public life.
Lynn excellent investigative work!!! Perez you need to start your own agency, 2 great finds today!!!
WWW.DICEITUPONLINE.COM
Check it out, spread the word!!!!
of course the man wrote it, lindsey is just a stupid naive little girl trapped by her need for someone to love her. Geez girl, stop trying so hard to keep bad people happy, just be yourself and find true friends.
They are a bunch of idiots..
Who cares!?!?!?!? Really.
maybe Lindsey is dick-tasting, I mean dictating???
Go Lynn!
The use of the dash (not hyphen) is used commonly during texting and trans over to emailing and blogging. It's quicker and takes little to no thought. VERY COMMON now adays. They've obviously picked up the habit one from the other. No story here…. yawn.
I think Sam did write it for her for sure, but, I think it was most likely with Lindsays approval and Lindsay telling her exactly what to write, Lilo was just being lazy!!!
considering they both dress like the freshest hippest bulldaggas at the bulldagga bar…..I wouldnt be surprised if they started typing the same…..but at the end of the day which luckily it almost is for me….WHO GIVES A CHICKEN BONE SLINGING, CRACK SMOKING, SHIT STAINED FLOOR, DAISY CHAIN ON THE REFRIDGERATOR, FICKETTY FUCK!!!!
saMAN wrote both of them!!! you are right!!!!!
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww –
Re: ANDY27 IS AMAZING F U LETTYB –
Re: Andy27 –
Re: bouge –
Re: abercorey –
Re: Obsession –
plz stop. this is not a chat room.
if yall wanna talk and recieve STD's do it in private so WE dont have to hear or smell it.
nasty asses
hahah- codependency exists on some level for all of us-
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This one HOT girl I knew had a vag that smelled like sour armpit- So, yeah- I think of that when I think of saMANthug-
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ps - i licked it anyway-
AND SO DOES LINDS
I was thinking the exact same thing when I read both of them earlier. But it could also be that they're adapting to each other's writing style. My boyfriend uses "…" all the time in writing and I find myself doing it a lot too. I dunno, if Sam did write that, that's pretty pathetic. But something pathetic from her isn't too surprising.
I noticed that too. Sketchyyyy.
I agree Perez, I think the same person wrote both blogs.
Ugly Photo!
Thanks for the Afternoon laugh Perez!!
LEZlo and saMAN!
SaMAN is one of those crazy psychos who manipulate people until she can control them completely. I never thought I'd say this- but I agree with Daddy Lohan!!
Perez, you read your emails????
somebody reallyyyyy played close attention.
lindsay probly didnt want to break a nail or
some shit and had sam type wile she blurted.
You know what Perez? I was thinking the exact same thing when I first read her blog. Both her and Sam used - instead of, which most don't do. I say YES SAMAN WROTE IT!!!!! Gimme a break.
Re: Andy27 – ya as I said no one needs to read our comments. even tho we know they secretly love it and it turns them on so bad..
i want lilo..mmm
It really is Lohan Day. What's tomorrow going to be? Let's see… We had 90210 Day, Lohan Day, so now Disney Day is next?
that is very very odd…
but you know, when people do become close, healthy or unhealthy, they do pick up on each others quirk.. maybe lindsay did that.. it happens often.
Re: torrrieB – Well, here's some news flash for ya, if you don't like what this comment section has turned into, THEN STOP CLICKING INTO IT!!!! Read the fucking posts/stories and move on to the next….you DO KNOW that you can bypass the comments, right? In addition, my "fanbase", as you like to call them, and I, have lives outside of this fucking site…we only talk shit on here while the majority of us sit at work (on the clock) and kill time till it's time to clock out. Stop bitching and moaning, and now get back to sucking on my asshole. Skank!!!
whatta skeeze.
[re=2806244]Re: Andy27[/re} OK YOU NEED TO GET A FUCKING JOB. LITERALLY EVERY POST I READ YOUVE ALREADY SHAT ALL OVER. STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER FOR LIKE 5 MINS.. GO OUTSIDE I BET ITS A LOVELY DAY. WHY DONT U PLAY IN SOME TRAFFIC WHILE YOUR AT IT????? NO BUT SERIOUSLY.. GET. A. JOB.
wow- will you look for anything to dig up? one- I use - instead of , quite a bit. two, people can type the same. Lame.
I noticed the same thing, Lynn.
Re: torrrieB – do you keep posting this waiting or someone to say something cause no i dont think anyone cares
OMF! LezLo is under SaMan's spell and is her bitch!!! She got total control over her!!
Or maybe not.
No doubt they were written by the same hand. Seems Daddy has a point, Lindsay. Good catch, Lynn.
Re: Andy27 – I don't give a flying fuck about your language what concerns me is that OBVIOUSLY anyone who post as often as you, day in, day out, MUST have a really, really small cock. Saddness for you.
Re: torrrieB – Luv you…
anyway, movin on…
Re: Andy27 – nice job
i totally think it is unnecasery for her to be like following everything you say and then criticizing it
Me thinks she is behind it…
Re: torrrieB –
TORRIE AND EVERY OTHER HATER GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN HIGH HORSE…..DONT COME TO A SITE OWNED BY A GAY MAN WITH CUM DRAWINGS DRIPPING DOWN FACES, AND FAKE PEEEENIS DRAWN NEXT TO MILEY CYRUS, AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO CRY LIKE A BABY ON EVERY POST ABOUT HOW INNAPPROPRIATE YOU THINK WE ARE BECAUSE YOUR WASTING YOUR TIME, SAVE THOSE SWEATY PALMS FOR SOMETHING WORTH THE EFFORT….BITCHES
My petition to get andyaber & vulgar friends OFF this site!
1. kakeys
2. ?
Ha ha! BUSTED!!! I agree, Samantha totally wrote that.
Lynn is really smart
Re: I luvDrgQns –
love u 2! thankx for understanding.
im not tryin to be mean, its just these ppl are stoopid
Of course they wrote both together they live in the same house.Come on,what else is new Perry?Come on,we like you time to get on their side enough with stuborness.
yeah its a real conspiracy!
Re: Andy27 –
Andy could you please stick your big, hard, veiny, throbbing, shit covered dick into my warm sweet std infected twat?
Re: torrrieB – You like that bitch? Want some more? Well I'm going to keep it up until you shut up, loser.
Re: Andy27 – What did She do? You wrote the 1st post idiot!
Re: abercorey –
I KNEW YA'LL WERE THE SAME PERSON, YOU WROTE THE SAME THING. THERE ARE NO HIGH HORSES HERE JUST JACKASSES. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT THE OTHER ONE OF YOU, PEREZ, SAYS AND THE NASTY SHIT YALL WRITE. IF YOU JUST SAID STUFF ABOUT SEX, WELL FINE THEN, BUT YOU HAVE TO GO BEYOND THAT, WAY BEYOND.
AS I SAID BEFORE, IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO MAKE ALL OTHER GAYS LOOK AND SEEM BAD!
I FOR ONE WILL NOT STOP UN TIL YALL ARE GONE!!!!
Re: abercorey – R U saying gay is dirty, asswipe? U're one to talk, you look like a fag all right, Homo posing in front of the camera how fucking gay.
Re: torrrieB – I totally Agree!
Re: kakeys – I'm with you lovey!
Re: Andy27 –
I agree!
Thats why I like totally love you…er…your comments
totally caught that wierd coincidence yesterday too… def. think LezLo let SaMAN right her blog for sure!
Re: urdumb –
OMG! That is exactly what my sister said. she said he probably has a small one and does this kindof shit to compensate for it! She is gay and completly embarresed by him. She wont even come here anymore.
SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg samantha is obsessed!!!!!!!
Re: kakeys – haha yeah right
BUT OF COURSE!, Lindsay Lohan wouldn´t be listening shitty music like that!… Ooops!
Re: kakeys – you are fucking dumb…
Re: torrrieB – I usually don't use the f-word while blogging but Assy27 (typo but I'm keeping it) and his other names he blogs under, are idiots.
Doesn't mean Samantha wasn't the typist as Lindsay recited what she wanted to say.
either lins dictated her comments while sam typed or it is indeed sam's doing.
Re: Andy27 – Re: torrrieB –
and everyone else involved…
*ahem*
thank you guys for giving me fun little dramaz to read in a time of extreme bordome at work. seriously when theres nothing new to read on here…i get
to enjoy you guys lol.
WOW POP OBSESSIVE CULTURE WE ARE HUH PEREZERS?
Re: modestchik – Muah!!
Re: Jane Doe – I'd like to apaologize for being rude to you in the beginning. It was only after that I realized the only loser on this site is Andy27 … oh yeah and his "friends".
interesting…I wonder what is up with that?
actually while reading from her "official blog" i was very impressed with how articulate and well-written her blog was. very mature and thoughtful, and right on that point. hmm. refer to the other post perez just posted… it's full of personality and free-spirited-ness. not anywhere near the other post. maybe they both have a publicist writing their blogs for them?
A better question is who-the-Hell cares about this pair of ugly, pasty-white-bitches?
maybe the comma button broke on their lap top haha
Re: bouge – You are such a loser Andy27. Describing that doesnt mean you'll ever have it. Now go to the corner in your dungeon basement and cry Igor.
The paragraph style is also vastly different not to mention the use of capitals. I do kind of agree with Daddy MESShan. If you are recovering from an addiction you shouldn't be around people who engage in our former addictive behaviors. The MAN looks like is on drugs though. Lindsay just seems to insecure to stand on her own so SaMANtha is playing off that.
poor sam, she needs so much attention and she created it all on her own. she really is wrecking lindsay life and career. if she truly cared about her she would set her free, and if lindsey loved her she would come back.
having studied linguistics, i don't 100% buy it, though it is a really interesting observation. samantha's post uses the hyphen as a verbal pause whereas lindsay uses it in place of a comma totally… if you read the two posts aloud, they sound very different. i think its more rational that lindsay dictated and samantha wrote– overall samantha's has a different fluidity. i also think its a little farfetched to suggest that samantha broke onto lindays myspace, wrote a blogpost and didn't expect her to figure it out. they do live together. and since the blog post on lindsays is still up, it kinda seems like, whether or not she physically wrote it, she definitely meant it.
wow, there's no doubt in my mind that Sam wrote those… the way that she puts the hyphen- then a space… it's always the same. Crazy…
xoxox
wow nice observation lol
Re: Jane Doe – Me thinks you love the Andy man himself.
Re: Andy27 – Re: Andy27 – Dude, you need to relax. Are you gonna be alright, you are typing as though you are about to have a coronary. Oh sorry, I forgot it seems the only words you know or understand are the colorful ones in which you use in all your comments. Ignorance is Bliss, and you are such a good spokesperson for that phrase. Again I'm sorry for using words I am sure are too big for you to understand. Maybe this will help…Get a life.
And Perez,
As for the blogs, definitely typed by the same person, but they don't seem to be coming from the same person if you catch my drift. I'm sure the MAN typed while the closeted little douche spoke.
ACTUALLY, IF YOU GO BACK TO LINDSAY'S POST ON FRIDAY, JULY 25, 2008 ENTITLED "HI", IT'S THE SAME STYLE WRITING….. I HAVE TAKEN TO THE WRITING STYLE OF SOME OF MY FRIENDS AS WELL. IT HAPPENS SHERLOCK. LINDSAY WROTE THAT BLOG. GET OVER IT.
I thought the same thing when I read it . . .
Re: Andy27s Chin – I accept!!!
Thanks!!
Re: IM IN LOVE!! – If He was a REAL Man and nice looking maybe I would!! lol