God is His Basic Instinct Now
Filed under: Old People > Etc. > Media Minute > Sharon Stone
Sadly, we won't be seeing anymore books from Joe Eszterhas that will inspire films featuring vagina-flashing, a la Sharon Stone!
The author of such dark thrillers as Basic Instinct and Jagged Edge has become a man of God, y'all.
His next book, Crossbearer: A Memoir of Faith will tell the story of 'his spiritual conversion' and his 'newfound devotion to God and family'.
The book's out on September 2nd.
We always wonder about old people who 'find God'.
Gotta get on the Lord's good side cuz kick the bucket time's that much closer?
We're down with Jesus!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: August 28, 2008 at 10:30 am
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Good for him!! It's never too early, never too late. As long as he's feeling fullfilled and happy and at peace with himself and God, MORE POWER TO HIM!
she is so beautiful!!!
more power to him then
Re: MariaGiggles – Bitch, you just won yourself a total of $28 worth of Chik-Fil-A (or Avon) gift cards.
yo Perez im down with the man upstairs too!!!!
hi
hawt!!!
am i first? am i first?!?!
Sharon Stone is crazy.
I heard she hires only midgets to clean her pool
MESS!
I am happy you love Jesus Perez! Jesus saves, and loves everyone.
I'm making up my own gossip now
Re: MariaGiggles – Aren't you the Mayor of Turd Town!
I take that back… it's really real
my comments never work
they wont post half the time
Jesus is not someone to be sardonic about, P.
At first I thought he died. Now I can see it's even worse than that.
SOUNDS BORING JUST LIKE YOUR SITE THS WEEK!
Re: MariaGiggles –
G THAT WAS COOL ANDY'S NEVER DONE THAT
Re: Andy27 – YOU SHOULD FIND GOD YOURSELF WITH THE DISGUSTING THINGS THAT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU'RE ALREADY HALF WAY TO HELL! POSER FAG!
Re: harrybalsac – LOL!
Re: MariaGiggles – You look like a fuckin idiot when you do that. Just for the record. Good for him I suppose…whatever makes him feel whole./ He was very successful with those films s I think he will be ok!! By the way I LOVE THAT DRESS!
Re: torrrieB – WHAT'S UP GIRL!
Re: Andy27 –
Wasn't that your inheritance from your…
MOTHER?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Word is that she can only use Cherokee hair tampons because her pus is so loose
Re: Shanequa13 – Sho ain't!
Perez, if you are so down with Jesus why is it a sad thing that he won't be writing any more trashy books? There are some excellent Christian suspense novels out there. They just don't have all the sex in them. Maybe you should get on God's good size a little bit Perez cause the way you treat people I doubt you are going to heaven.
Re: LettyB – That'll be his next fake alias "Andy27 is God". I am sure he is friviously making an email address on hotmail or gmail as we speak. Maybe he is like the guy in that movie Crank … he has to keep his adrenaline up by making fake accounts on PerezHilton.com and turning himself on or he will die.
Re: Andy27 – I AGREEE!!!
Re: LettyB – LettyB, will you be my Andy27?
Re: Angelina3211 –
you're NOT GOD.
you don't decide who goes to heaven
you hypocrite.
there is no fucking God, and someone has had a wee bit too much plastic surgery
Re: Andy27 – you are not only funny but really handsome as well. too bad you are gay. what a cutie.
Re: Andy27s Chin – I KNOW! I THINK WE SHOULD DO AN OVER THE INTERNET EXORCISM ON HIM!
Re: I luvDrgQns – ANYDAY HON'! LOL!
Re: LettyB – letty b, you are rude. do you have a crush on him? its ok to admit, he is hot…. i know i have a huge crush on him!! you're probably sad because he is rejected you. i am sure you are not as cute as him.
God is just a figment of people's imagination. No more real than the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Andy27 if you are going to make another fake alias to boost your obviously low self esteem, at least make them sound like they are over the age of 13. Holy Creeper!
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – You're rude. Bow down to LettyB. Don't be a fucktard.
Re: LettyB – you're a jerk. just cuz someone's gay, doesn't mean they can't be Christian. No need to be callin people fags either.
I guess no more movies like 'Flashdance'. Why do people always think that finding GOD excuses their past behavior? Also, why do aging music diva's turn to gay men to revive their careers?
God is a fairy tale just like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. However only intelligent people realize this.
I absolutely believe he was surrounded by the bright light of God. It happened to me when I totalled my car and I walked away without a scratch. I was already a born again Christian but talk about a reaffirmation of faith. I'm not perfect but I'm down with Jesus for life. Hate on it.
Re: annie92 – ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID! DID I SAY HE CAN'T BE CHRISTIAN BECAUSE HE'S GAY! I HAVE A BIT OF COMMENT HISTORY WITH ANDY27, GO READ SOME OF THEM AND THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT AM REFERING TO! AND I CALLED HIM A POSER FAG, IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS FUCKTARD!
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – HAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE FUCKTARD!
Re: Andy27s Chin – you are an idiot. im actually 19 if you must know. and i am not a fake acount, ive been on here for awhile. whats wrong with me having a crush on a cute guy like andy. his picture is cute, he has a really nice face and i would love to have bf is like. stop hating on a beautiful man just cause you wished you looked like him. i am a fan of andy27 and not afraid to show it. i hope he likes me as a friend as well to chat on here. why not. you are so stupid.
Re: LettyB – why are you calling me a fucktard. you sound like a goofy person. are you afraid i am competition and you wont have andy's attention? ill share if it makes you feel better. andy is a hottie, i dont blame you. kisses and hugs to andy!!!
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – LMAO. So Andy27 you hope you, yourself, will start chatting with yourself? Are you going to ask yourself out since you, yourself, has a crush on you and would like you to be your boyfriend? Oh my god, dude you seriously need counseling! Are you that lonely and desperate that you need to create an imaginary teenybopper that has a crush on you? You will never be a Jonas brother, give it up.
Always amazing that the people who went through the gutter find jesus… The biggest crackheads and fucktard find jesus. For me a big reason to never start drugs or anything. It would end with the worst trip then. But I do understand why Andy27 is so religious ;-P
Re: harrybalsac – no i think you are…the president of that town
Re: MRS.RICKY MARTIN LOVER – you know it
Eszterhas has good reasons to try and find God. He has a lot of explaining to do.
This is suppose to about Joe Eszterhas!!
Good to read!!
WELL, Well… It Looks like Joe Eszterhas Is Cramming For His Finals. Better Late Than Never!! Exit Stage Left !!!
she looks great– rock on with your old ass..
Re: Bree – thanks for the love
Maybe his conversion isn't fear of dying but rather a life time of consideration and searching that has brought him to the place he is…self actualization along with a realization that there is a higher power.