How Do We Say This Delicately????
Filed under: Heidi Montag
Uhmmm…..
Close-ups don't really suit her!
Heidi Montag attended some Pepsi 500 party at the Avalon in Hollywood, California, on Wednesday night.
The Hills star showed off her beauty, which could best be described by looking at this pic as…. plastic!
P.S. Does she look stoned to you too????
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: August 28, 2008 at 2:30 pm
mmm
Her hair looks like barbie hair… bitch
Team Lauren
She looks like her tampon might be falling out, so she's clenching really hard, in an effort to get her bacon strips to hold in place.
She looks like she's smiling but really in a bad mood about something. her hair looks like barbie hair tho.
*…to hold IT in place.
not really cant notice
Step away from the Plastic Surgeon!!!!!!!!!
Fake!!!
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Thank GOD somebody told her to stop always opening her mouth for pics like she was about to give a B.J.
But I have to say…is that the most lipgloss anybody has ever worn ….ever?? Should somebody call Guiness?
she doesnt look stoned..or that bad looking in this picture. i hate the bitch, but i dunno what you're talking about perez.
TEAM LC!!!
Ughhh so fake I can't stand her!
Lauren might be a greedy bitch but at least she looks like a naturally pretty California beach girl!
I don't get these people. They get all this surgery to feel better about themselves but isn't it like really scary when u look in the mirror ad don't look like a person. She doesn't look related to her family anymore either, its just weird!
She looks like she took a hit and is letting it stay in for a little while. Hahaha
She does look stoned… ur right…
I would STILL hit it…..
HEEEEE HAWWWWWW horse face Heidi…I've seen better looking horses at the stable
OK so I have just decided something…I am addicted to PEREZ HILTON
I can't get any work done!
I Love you Perez!
thats ugly
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R U kidding?? She is GORGEOUS!!! And a lot better then fug-face LC…
Bitch looked better pre-op. Good thing she's got that awesome personality to fall back on…oh wait…
I'm surprised she hasn't melted tbh.
Ew Heidi should've never had plastic surgery.
she looks very dude - like
Re: Spindoc – yup she likes lip gloss so much it is even on her forehead
GOD SHE IS DISGUSTINGGGGGG, I TURN OFF THE TV WHEN HER AND HER DIPSHIT BF SPENCER COME ON….. EWWWW
she is what we call a horse face.
She's got so much shine on that fucking face of hers you can see your reflection!!!
fuck the world I want to get off!
FROZEN!!!!!!!!
DAM!!!!!!!!!
Re: Andy27 –
lol that actually REALLY does look like whats happening….that or she just got done fucking and she's trying to make sure Spencer's cum doesnt slip out from under dress…..
firstttttt
That is a dude!
She looks a bit like a cute boy instead of a girl. I don't mean that as an insult. Her hair is almost always flawless. Loves it. Amaaaaaaazing blondness. The curls are a liiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit too curly this time, but otherwise, she looks great. Digital cameras are cruel, so if she looks this good up close with one of those things, you know she is a pretty girl IRL. She just has something that makes you look twice.
No… not stoned.
She just looks like a transexual.
Love how her lip gloss is drawn halfway up her face there… it's nearly reaching her septum… ha ha ha!
i don't think she's pretty at all, something weird about the way she looks….like, fake or something
omg! i was thinking that exact same thing! she looks totally stoned off her ass!
She is starting to look like Cher.
Take away the fake boobs, bleached hair and exstentions and you have a not very pretty girl, oh ya and this is after surgery on her face>
she looks just lika stoned my little pony.
To all those saying she had a lot of surgery done: What did she have done, and where are the before/after pics? I don't think she looks bad at all. If you didn't tell me she had surgery done I would think this is her natural face. Madonna looks far worse, if anything. Or Meg Ryan.
she is fucking ugly.
she is all plastic,
TEAM CONRAD ALL THE WAY
She ia absolutely stoned. Look at how red her eyes are and they looked glassed over. Stone Stoned Stoned - alhtough it might be legal if she has the California Medical Marijuana card
I can't stand this fake bitch. Stop giving her all this damn press!
Re: KayKay!!! – haha that is true
maybe its because her lip gloss is all over her pimply face???? andy27K
Those are really nasty looking lips!
GOD HER FACE ANNOYING!
This bitch looks like every other blonde chick in hollywood.
Re: ohjustshutup – Thank you!!! Yes, she's pretty. People just like hating on her.
AGREED! She looks like and cracked out Barbie doll.
blech….fake from head to toe. Not fierce. She's vapid, shallow, self absorbed, and has horrible taste in men. Not impressed. At all.
fake bitch..
No but she does look like a nobody loser, who should not be put on this site anymore!
I think she's hot. Spencer must have a 10 inch cock and fuck like Peter North because he's an ugly Mother fucker!!
Is that a blowjob burn above her upper lip, or badly done lipliner? Seriously, if there were ever two people that totally deserve to be in some sort of horrid, disfiguring accident, it's her and that parasite "boyfriend"… I can hardly wait till they adopt their little african child named Dunk.
twats.
Re: abercorey – LoL…holding in the man-milk is fun.
Ok, all I can see from Google is that she has her boobs done (so what) and her nose done (again, so what, everyone does that). What else has she had done? I think her shnoz looks lovely.
Re: Andy27 – Andy - your enemy says I look like a whore - what do you think?
She looked so much better before the nose job. She needs to stop applying her makeup with a…. can't think of the word, that thing bricklayers use to spread the mortar…
She looks like a drag queen… maybe she was born a man and she will reveal the news on a new season of the hills or her own spin off show… that would be awesome….
Re: jtssrx –
I agree he is horrible to look at. I feel borderline violent when I see his ugly smug face.
it looks like she's actually ready to spit out the load in her mouth. I heard she doesn't swallow
no she just looks like a man
She was soo much prettier before she got all the plastic surgery! looks so fake!
SHE IS SOOOOOOO HIGH…..
Re: Pillow – i think i might love you. septum!
i don't think i've seen this much plastic since ashlee simpson. which…by the way, they look a TON alike now too.
i wish she could change her personality as much as she changes her face.
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Re: jtssrx – If Spencer has a 10" dick, I'm dying to ride it. He's so fucking cute, in my opinion.
looks like proactive has found a new spokesperson
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perez, PLEASE put a before and after shot side by side of her. is she really the same person???
Re: JennSmith – No, you just look fat and pale. Hit the gym and get a tan and I might hit it on a drunken drunken night.
She is pretty and love her hair style!!!
HORSE FACE……..
she looks FAKE. her hair looks FAKE. her lips, eyebrows, skin, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE. and looks a little like michael jackson.
and yea, she does looked stoned with those pin eyes.
her face looks greasy
well her eyes are a lil red but they are not puffy at the bottom. I say she ate a vicodin and had a lil alcohol.
Re: jtssrx – I think she is a pretty girl. It is just sad that she is manipulated so much by Spencer. He is such a dickbag!
Re: JennSmith – Tell him/her you'll gladly squat over their face and take a shit, and even then, you'll still look far more glamorous than they'll ever look in a lifetime.
Found a before/after showing her nose. Sorry, I think she looks better after the nose job. Marilyn Monroe had plastic surgery to her face, you know. Sometimes it just gives you that little push to the next level, to make you look more like a star than like the girl next door.
Here is the link: plasticsergeant.com/uploads/MI/Lp/MILpJ49E7ejkdvwkea_kCA/celebrities_plastic_surgery.jpg
YUCK…..SHE LOOKS AWFUL! AND PLASTIC! SHES FUGLY!
Eww…she was a lot prettier pre-surgery.
naw, maybe just a little faded…get off the cough syrup!
nah not stoned, Spencer probably just made her cry for talking without his approval first.
I wish I got pay $35-$75K per episode to either have my face sideways all the time (Heidi) Look up (Audrian) be a bitch with weird eyes (Lo) or make stupid remarks (spencer) or act like i'm mc daddy (brody)
another show i can't stand is the Lohan and the Kim K. Those are so fucken scripted.
Looks as if she's holding in a fart
Let's test out your plastic theory by putting a lighter to her!
i think its her lips… Theres something funny… FIX EM
Re: MarineWife – Trowel
Heidi was supposed to remain a small town beauty queen, not a Hollywood starlet.
It's pitiful what passes for talent in Hollywood these days.
She might be giving pam anderson competition later..
She looks like she might be on some prescription meds. Though her bf makes my skin crawl, he's portrayed as very self serving and egotistical as well as spiteful, she's a pretty girl. I hope she drops her bf like a bad habit and finds someone who will treat her better.
Re: Andy27 – I am now a member of the ANDY27 Fan Club.
Ugh. She's not cute. But, she doesn't look stoned to me. Her eyes are too… open.
Maybe not stoned….but definitely with AWFUL skin….WORK ON THAT
Re: LettyB – THE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES MY BUTT ITCH!
She looks dead in the eyes.
plastic horse face
its just a bad picture i dont think she was ready awww bless her cos she luks odd but i cant put my finger on it……
Re: SmellyVirus/MileyCyrus – I didn't ask if I looked fat or pale - Who would want to hook up with you as long you have a smelly virus? I think that's called the clap. Who the fuck asked you anyway? It was an inside joke with Andy - get a life and get your nose out of my business you fucking loser.
Re: IM IN LOVE!! – you mean Lettyb's face?