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Michael Lohan, Coming To Television!

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It was only a matter of time before the pathetic and money-hungry famewhore got his wish!

Michael Lohan is determined to show y'all the 'truth' about Dina Lohan and how she was responsible for his attack on LezLo's love, saMAN Ronson.

According to TV Guide, a TV company's crafting a show around Michael telling all!

Daddy Lohan said to the pub,

"I'm going to do a one-hour special. Everyone is going to hear everything for themselves. They're going to hear everything Dina has to say. I have it all on tape — all recorded, time and date-stamped. You will hear it all. I have 101 text messages between Lindsay and I, and I have about 60 tape recordings of Dina…These lies have to stop. She can't say all these things to me and when I try to address it, deny everything. Dina's a hypocrite and I'm tired of it."

He's fucking CRAZY!!!!!!!

Michael says the show's "definitely" happening but because of contractual obligations he can't disclose too much detail.

But, he did mention that it could be broken up into a multi-part series.

We think one episode would be MORE than enough!

We also think he's full of shit!

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97 comments to “Michael Lohan, Coming To Television!”



  1. 1

    Boy Fatass….you sure wasted a lot of time on this bullshit today.
    YAWN!!!!



  2. 2

    NNNOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!



  3. 3

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    this is SO fucked up! perez……why promote this garbage? you are selling into this shit!! and we are as well by posting!!
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  4. 4

    This is absurd and that fucked up family is out of control.



  5. 5

    Unfucking believable. I can't believe he'd exploit his daughter like this. What a dick.



  6. 6

    That man is seriously nuts. Who the fuck cares?! Seriously, he isn't even a father, he is an attention addict. It's really said actually.



  7. 7


    for real perez…..this douche feeds on your posting about him!! STOP!! just like you did with BRIT!!

    just stop!! step back. take a breath. stop!
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  8. 8

    Is that legal??? Can't he be sued in civil court? Or is it just law enforcement who needs a subpoena to do that?

  9. yup says – reply to this


    9

    Do any of the parties involved here really think that anyone gives a shit about their dysfunctional selves? Like my girlfriends and I discuss Michael and Lindsay??? Like their lives really matter to us? HERE IS THE REALITY MICHAEL, DINA AND LINDSAY…NO ONE CARES! Quit airing your dirty laundry everywhere and gain some self respect already. Nobody gives crap about the fantasy world you live it. If I was fighting with my Dad, would you want to hear about it? Hell no! What makes you think we want to hear about you???



  10. 10

    Does he think this will make him look better? A-hole



  11. 11

    I'm tired of the Lohans…..Boring topic to display!!!!



  12. 12

    Let the Shit Rain fall! Lucky us!



  13. 13

    wow…can someone take him…speidi…and paris and just dump them in the ocean or something…im pretty sure none of them are smart enough to know how to swim.



  14. 14

    he's a DOUCHE.



  15. 15

    this is all so hypocritical of him to do…..and also, NO ONE CARES!!!

  16. 3l$@ says – reply to this


    16

    enough with them! they are all fire crotches!!!!

  17. Anonymous says – reply to this


    17

    I will not be watching.



  18. 18

    Re: amylalaI think Team Brit Brit is suing Mr. fatass.
    Hopefully Team Cyrus will too!!



  19. 19

    perez why do you even care about this shit
    its so pointles lol noone even cares about the lohans.
    i think you should stop writing about the lohans and stuff
    hardly anyone cares.
    just my opinion



  20. 20

    How evil must you be to sell out your own family



  21. 21

    When you've got parents like that, who needs enemies?



  22. 22

    he is fucking crazy! who cares if lindsey, dina, Man, whoever lied… you don't go around broadcasting private conversations about and between you and your daughter. that's just fucked up.
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    he's trying to polish a turd, it just ain't gonna work.



  23. 23

    LOL LOL LOL SOOO FUNNY GO DAD



  24. 24

    the guy's never going to win. i understand wanting to defend yourself, but it's totally going to alienate him from his kids even more than he already has. let's face it, all the stuff he says is probably true, but he should take a lesson from Angelina Jolie and Jon voigt and shut the hell up. lezho has already demonstrated that she has no problems lying and will do anyone to (i mean anything) to keep her dirty little secrets. he needs to let her go self-destruct and just focus on his other kids. orange oprah is soooo gross inside and out, but at least she knows how to play the game. i wouldn't be surprised if lezho had another "asthma attack: soon.

  25. Azura says – reply to this


    25

    This TV show is in Michael Lohan's DREAMS!!!
    which TV station would be foolish enough to air private conversations and messages?



  26. 26

    yeeeewwww I hate this dude! TEAM DINA! and LILO! and the other one



  27. 27

    you know you're dying to hear the recordings and see the text messages too - don't lie, you know you're DYING!



  28. 28

    What I find interesting is that he flipped out over Samantha Ronson allegedly writing a tell all about Lindsay Lohan, saying that he's only looking out for her. He is now doing a televised tell all about Lindsay and the rest of the family…

    Something seems off here…

    What a bastard.



  29. 29

    NO ONE SHOULD CARE ABOUT THESE PEOPLE!!!!! I mean really its bad enough we have one Lohan family show (with out the only member of the family with any talent in it) clogging the air waves. its too bad people will tune in too see this train wreak.



  30. 30

    that is a lawsuit waiting to happen..



  31. 31

    I'm pretty sure NY is a state where you are allowed to record a phone conversation without the other party's knowledge. The same probably goes for texting. If dina and lezho are communicating with him, they ought to know better. It's not like dude just woke up today and became this bad person - he's always been a media whore just like everyone else in that family! dina is the biggest sell-out of them all (is that crappy show still on?) that picture of her above says it all FAKE FAKE FAKE



  32. 32

    I get the distinct feeling that his world is much smaller than ours. Honestly, I don't know that anyone cares about what he says or not. What does it matter? It just adds to the freakshow…



  33. 33

    He is not anymore of a famewhore than Dina or even you Perez.



  34. 34

    Really…. Who fucking cares. Dude, what does he have to prove? Nothing!
    He's just cashing in on her fame…. Sad really….

  35. Arshe says – reply to this


    35

    This guy is absolutely nuts .. imagine this in family court if he ever wants custody or visitation



  36. 36

    I cant wait!

  37. Arshe says – reply to this


    37

    nobody is giving him hush money so this is his payback



  38. 38

    He is SOOOOOOOOOo crazy. Poor Lilo:(



  39. 39

    I have a feeling you stopped posting things about Britney to let the media die down. So you can now do the same with the Lohans.



  40. 40

    I can't wait.. I'd love to see crazy ass attention whore Dina put in her place..



  41. 41

    Is he fucking serious???? This is the type of issue a parent is supposed to talk to their child privately about! If my father ever did something like this to me I would never speak to him again. He is publicly humiliating her for his own gain. He is quite possibly the worst celebrity father I have ever seen!

  42. caba says – reply to this


    42

    hey perez, i'm from argentina, I visit your webpage every day, niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.



  43. 43

    Okay someone needs to take the "Father of the Year" award off Kevin Federline and give it to this guy!!

  44. caba says – reply to this


    44

    pd: cyrus is a hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo SLUT SLUT.
    Even here in argentina all the little girls watch her fucking hannah montannah show and even go to school carring schoobags with her photos "MILEY CYRUS HANNAH MONTANA YEPEEEEE!" argggggggggg, disgusting.



  45. 45

    What??? Are people allowed to create TV shows to "tell all" about another person, let alone family members? Smacks of McCarthyism. That man is such an ass…

    Please blackout this creep, Perez.



  46. 46

    gawd who seriously cares? at least orange oprah will be called on her BS



  47. 47

    No one wants to see you Michael! Jeez how can he say that Samantha is using her when he fucking goes to the media about everything…. And now Tv.. Fuck man do something with your life!



  48. 48

    So sick of this shit! Anyone who is willing to air their families shitty laundry is seriously fucked up!

    Seriously, this family needs to stfu!



  49. 49

    FULL OF SHIT MICHAEL!!!



  50. 50

    I'm as excited to watch this possible special as I would be to watch a lezlo saman sex tape… which means I'd rather be dry heaving face down in a public restroom.



  51. 51

    all the lohans are fucked up, except Cody…poor cody….



  52. 52

    Oh, the drama!



  53. 53

    this is getting really out of hand. the best thing lindsay, sam, and dina can do is literally ignore it. no more responses.. nothing, thats just adding fuel to his ever growing fire. he'll shut up eventually if he knows he's not getting any kind of reaction.



  54. 54

    Team Michael!



  55. 55

    omfg what a fucking idiot. why doesnt he just shutup allready!? he thinks this will make lindsay love him any more?! god.



  56. 56

    i think he has a lot of good points.

    team… michael?



  57. 57

    This is completely off-topic, but why isn't Perez on the David Duchovny story yet? Everyone else has it!



  58. 58

    I Just Vomited in my mouth!!!
    (if living lohan wasnt shit enough)
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  59. 59

    the MORE i read shit about the lohans the MORE i DON'T CARE.



  60. 60

    The Lohans are like The Satan Family. They're just plain evil, rotten, and disgusting. They make The Obournes look like The Waltons.



  61. 61

    This is all so 7th Grade - "He Said, She Said"
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    and who gives a FUCK anyway????



  62. 62

    does anybody give a shit about lindsay lohan? he's going to, publicly of course, humiliate his daughter in the name of the mother. nice dad. how many times must you be born again before you get over being an asshole?



  63. 63

    I want one of obama's many mystery siblings to write a tell-all - you know theres no shortage of dirt in THAT family either! DIRTBAG DADS UNITE!



  64. 64

    Re: DakMack – dak, i must be out of the loop. what is going on with duchovney?



  65. 65

    Isn't it illegal in California for video or tape recording a conversation without the other person's knowledge?



  66. 66

    Hey, is he really the father of that one girl? I heard that girl say she didn't want to meet him, but she wanted to get to know her siblings (she probably only meant linds)…sounds like another one of the family trying to cash in on the fame. Too bad lezho's only famous for being a mess now. I'll bet that crappy film she just finished never sees the light of day. She's as awful at acting as she is at singing. She's probably loving every minute of this attention.



  67. 67

    What the fuck kind of parent airs out their family's dirty laundry? No wonder his kids hate him.



  68. 68

    hah perez please stop borin us with the tired Lohan mess… they are all so over and lame … PLEASE MOVE ON…. f*ck them and their self sabotaging "lets make a special about our so called "family" laundry. HOW DULL….PEREZ STOP PROMOTIN THIS BS I AM BEGGIN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



  69. 69

    Fox Mulder is a sex fiend. He checked into rehab for sex addiction. What does that mean? Is he picking up prostitutes or just web porn out of control? You know his wifey gave him the ultimatum - "IT'S ME OR THE PORN" If he's going out and screwing other chicks, she needs to leave NOW - those dudes never change.



  70. 70

    x-17 says grandad just passed away. pretty sad that his family spent his final hours trashing each other instead of being there for him. wonder if they can just stop the insanity long enough to honor his memory. wouldn't be surprised to find out they are making a reality show of the funeral. sick!



  71. 71

    Michael Lohan, you are a son-of-a-bitch to criticize the mother of your children in public, even if it is the truth, because that hurts your children. And you have no business sticking your nose into any of Lindsey's friendships or relationships. She is an adult. You don't get to make those decisions anymore. I just feel sorry for Lindsey and Samantha, that they are both so insecure they felt a need to respond to him. And there is nothing lower than revealing private conversations that you have had with people you are close to. That is dirty rotten. And I don't know how you can all criticize Lindsey for her life decisions, when she deserves a little understanding for the confusion that must flow from a lifetime of trying to cope with that asshole being in charge of you.



  72. 72

    P.S. - Long-Term Alcohol and Drug Abuse - ALWAYS - ends with some brain damage.
    ~..~



  73. 73

    How can this guy not support his daughter being gay?
    He's the biggest FAG i have ever seen!!
    Oh and I love it how the 1st comment person is ALWAYS hating on Perez yet we all know you sit there and refresh your page every 2 seconds inorder to put a comment 1st.
    GETTING A FUCKING LIFE, and what are you 10 calling people fat?
    GROW UP!



  74. 74

    why isnt my pic showng up



  75. 75

    where i come from, it's illegal to make public a private conversation recorded without consent.

    freedom of speech includes the right to keep private conversations private unless they're subject to a legal order.

    i don't know how this works in america - but i'd sue his mouth shut.



  76. 76

    What a selfish fuck



  77. 77

    oh my god.
    he acts like people actually care.
    its fun to see the stupid feuds,
    but jesus he acts like theyre curing cancer or something.

    NOBODY CARES THAT MUCH.



  78. 78

    I-WAS-GONNA-SAY-ALSO…PICKED-UP-ON-THAT….2



  79. 79

    He's a jerk, I don't like him. But I wonder what he has on tape…?



  80. 80

    What a fucked up family! What a fucked up Dad! What a fucked up mother! What a fucked up daughter! What a fucked up everything!



  81. 81

    He brought this child into this world and he's bashing her like that?!
    Wow, you can choose your friends but DEFINATELY not you family…what a shame



  82. 82

    MONEY GRUBBING FAME WHORE..YES HE IS A WHORE…WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM???



  83. 83

    What a loser.
    Get over it man.



  84. 84

    fuck them,i am sick and tired of their public family feud,i hope they all go to hell!!!



  85. 85

    Oh PLEASE…Dina Lohan had her own show… Lindsay has fucked most of the men in LA - oh..lets not forget about the men she fucked while in rehab in Utah as well, before she turned GAY. Now Michael wants to tell his side of the story….well WHY NOT? The whole family is a bunch of ignorant fame whores - why hate on Michael? They are ALL equally detestable!



  86. 86

    If any family member of mine ever publicly broadcast private emails, phone calls or text messages, which I had sent to them with an expectation that those were private and were not being saved or recorded to be shown to others, I would never forgive them or ever speak to them again. He should think twice before he does this. His relationship with his daughter doesn't sound like it's all that great to begin with and I'm sure this would not improve it.

  87. bhaha says – reply to this


    87

    he is fucking disgusting i cannot believe what i just read. he is fucking crazy your actually right perez. cant believe that he'd stoop so low.



  88. 88

    He is so full of shit. He's such a bastard, too! This family is so unbelievably fucked up. Is there anyone who is Lohan who isn't? No one wants to see Michael Lohan on T.V. He's a worthless asshat.



  89. 89

    NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.
    WHY RU POSTING ABOUT THESE LAME-ASS PEOPLE?
    NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.
    WHY RU POSTING ABOUT THESE LAME-ASS PEOPLE?
    NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.
    WHY RU POSTING ABOUT THESE LAME-ASS PEOPLE?
    NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.
    WHY RU POSTING ABOUT THESE LAME-ASS PEOPLE?
    NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.
    WHY RU POSTING ABOUT THESE LAME-ASS PEOPLE?
    NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.
    WHY RU POSTING ABOUT THESE LAME-ASS PEOPLE?



  90. 90

    Oh Christ, one Lohan show is quite enough.



  91. 91

    OMFG, who te hell thought "Hey. Michael Lohan would make a fabulous prime time offer." If you watch this show, someone should have an intervention for you.



  92. 92

    i can't stand Michael Lo-life

    he's wack



  93. 93

    that is SO fucked up. that is her fuckin father. "101 text messages" between him and lindsay that he is going to make public. that is just so fucked up i cant believe this shit. my dad would never do anything like that to me ever. thats wrong.



  94. 94

    but no one cares about their family drama… wtf??! WHY is he making an ass of himself??? I just dont get it? does he think hes the center of the universe or something? like everyone worships their family & cares about their stupid drama??? AS if the REAL world doesnt exist, theres no war, or election just the lohan family drama…… what is wrong with this asshole! he doesnt need to release any statements hes not even famouse!! I hate this family



  95. 95

    ONE WORD FOR YOU MICHAEL - ASSHOLE!!



  96. 96

    I thought my parents were nutjobs. What a nice girl they produced…those fuckers.



  97. 97

    poor lindsey, and ali. Michael and Dina are both greedy and wayyyy to obsessed with fame. Im happy that Lindsey is with sam tho. at least shes happy or thats wat it seems like.