How Is Wacko Gonna Spend His Birthday???
Filed under: Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson turns 50 years old today.
So how's he gonna celebrate that milestone???
"Just have a little cake with my children and we'll probably watch some cartoons," he revealed this morning.
And then they're all gonna have a pajama party, eat lots of cotton candy and paint rainbows on their faces - even if his kids don't like that!
Wacko says he's "having a wonderful time, just relaxing" as he celebrates his 50th.
"I feel very wise and sage, but at the same time very young," he said.
50 is not that young, sweetie!
What does the future hold for the former King of Pop?
Well, he wants to release another album. "I am writing all the time," he says. "I love composing and the whole thing. But I am also raising my children and enjoying it and teaching them to ride bicycles and how to read. I love it. I get pretty emotional when I see them having a wonderful time. When they are on a ride and they are screaming and they are happy… It makes me emotional, ’cause I see they are having a real good time."
Are you taking your meds?????????
Happy birthday!!!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
FIRST?!?!!?!?
he is so weird!
hahaaaa thats it??
Gross. His face, his child-molesting ways, that wig…*shudders*
I'm sorry Janet has to call this her brother.
Blowing out the candle of a little lad.
50 little lads?
Happy Birthday to the King of Pop!
she should pay off some of her debts with that birthday-money……
Leave him alone already, he loves his kids and that's great. No one really knows what happened with those accusations and that's coming from someone who has been abused themselves. I think these people are just money hungry and he looks a lil' freaky so he's an easy target.
Obama should've chosen this clown as his running mate. Perfect for eachother. CREEPY MOTHAFUCKAS WHO I CAN'T TRUST!
Maybe he'll dress the little ones in tranny wigs and pose for pictures with his big trap open like someone does with his little dog.
poor guy. what a fucking crazy life he's had. and arent his kids like all over 6 or 7 years old? he's just now teaching them to read??? I bet they read alot of vintage Peter Pan books
he may be wacko…but i wish he would make another album…atlease collaborate with someone…like BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!
:)
Michael Jackson turns 50 years old today, and is gonna celebrate that milestone by having sex with 50 children, all boys under 6 years old
What a weirdo.
Re: oh maegan – Why do people do that dumb first shit? Do you win a fucking prize, does Perez pop out of a hat to congratulate you? Quit being an idiot.
I'm getting him a new nose and a six pack of 12 year old boys!!
Anyone wanna chip in?
Re: KayKay!!! –
Oh no no no. She does not need to
be doing anymore collabo's with this
guy in the future.
I can't wait untill his kids write tell all books!!!!!
Jackson/Hilton 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: onlyme –
23!!!!! OMG wheres my prize?????
It is John McCain's birthday, too!
Re: onlyme –
23rd now????? wooo hoooo
Teaching them how to read??? Hang on, aren't his kids like 10 years old or more by now…????
Re: onlyme –
25thhhhh ???????? YES!
Happy Birthday M/J/
I heard him give a live interview thiz morning on ABC
they ask him if he could spend his b/day with anyone, who?
he said:…Fred Astair, Gene Kelly, and James Brown, coz they
are the three that inspired him the most.
teaching his kids to read and ride bikes? cant they do those things already? i cant not imagine wacko teaching them to ride bikes, running down the hall of tha palms in his bathrobe slippers and cootie mask! Peddal blanket! Omg too funny~ he is such a freak, we live in vegas and my son wont go with me to book stores because he is to afraid we will run into wacko and wacko will kidnap him. lol!
Very very strange guy.
There's just something wrong with him.. you can't help but feel a little bit sad for him.
Re: Andy27 –
do you have a life or is making worthless comments it? Just curious…
scary, scary, scary, creepy.
This guy gets further out there every year. So sad to see such talent wasted.
hmmm kinda weird, but he's been weird for a while now :p
i wonder what his kids think of him and his behavior?
POOR KIDS…………..CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY SAY
For the Rich Classy People of America!!! McCain!!!
For the Rich Classy People of America!!! McCain!!!
For the Rich Classy People of America!!! McCain!!!
For the Rich Classy People of America!!! McCain!!!
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WE DON'T NEED GAYS IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE DON'T NEED GAYS IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE DON'T NEED GAYS IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE DON'T NEED GAYS IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: KayKay!!! – I can see Britney coming back and taking the world by storm…this guy, not so much. I truly think he's done in the music industry, unless a miracle just falls into his lap.
HE IS A BRILLIANT ARTIST…..but very lost!
haha that was very funny perez
lets just hope nothing else goes on
Happy Birthday JACKO WACKO!
MY BIRTHDAY WISH TO YOU MICHAEL IS PIECES OF YOUR FACE DON'T FALL OFF IN YOUR CAKE!
CAKE is not all his having with them kids!!! EEEEEWW
Re: Andy27 – FUCK YOUR AN IDIOT!
Re: LettyB – wow that was actually funny!
He should've taken up that offer to do the Las Vegas residency. Performing is in his blood. Come on, Madonna is on tour and she's only two weeks older and she can still sell-out shows and so fucking what about Michael's shady press and all these crap allegations…?! He's innocent. It was obvious all these people were after his money all along and those "evidences" of child abuse were planted in his house by corrupt cops and his own domestic staff who were PAID FOR IT. This guy is one of the greatest entertainers who has ever lived and he should get back into it - NOW.
wait a minute, MJ turns 50, and it's "not that young", but that ancient slut whoredonna turns 50 and you say she's 50 years "young"?? i don't think so, perez, especially since nowadays she looks just as bad as him, if not worse.
and all you jealous ass haters up here can eat shit and die.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL JACKSON, THE KING OF POP, ROCK, AND SOUL!!!!
he looks like skeletor
Re: Andy27 –
SORRY, SHITNEY IS IN THE SAME BOAT AS HIM, EVEN WORSE.
MJ WILL MAKE A COMEBACK LONG BEFORE SHITNEY DOES.
MICHAEL ACTUALLY HAS TALENT.
Re: Dolce –
TOO BAD. GAYS ARE HERE TO STAY.
IT'S YOU HETERO ASSHOLES THAT NEED TO BE LINED UP AND SHOT.
Genius. I love you, Michael! He basically said that he loves to spend time with his children. What's weird about that, huh??!
making fun of this guy just isn't funny anymore…
Re: KayKay!!! –
HE'S NOT THAT WACKO.
IF HE'S GONNA DO AN ALBUM, IT'LL BE WITH SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY HAS TALENT.
NOT A TRAINWRECKED WHITE TRASH WHORE WHO CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HER OWN KIDS.
ICK!!!!! I wish I had a psychiatrist detail to me what his words really meant. Then maybe his family would commit him and his kids would have a chance at a normal life.
Re: LettyB – L.B. Why dont you caress his studly ass, you know you want to girl.
Andy27 for President!!!
Re: onlyme – ……….CAUSE, its a thing people do here and it needs no explanation. What are you searching for? Depth? Articulation?