How Is Wacko Gonna Spend His Birthday???
Filed under: Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson turns 50 years old today.
So how's he gonna celebrate that milestone???
"Just have a little cake with my children and we'll probably watch some cartoons," he revealed this morning.
And then they're all gonna have a pajama party, eat lots of cotton candy and paint rainbows on their faces - even if his kids don't like that!
Wacko says he's "having a wonderful time, just relaxing" as he celebrates his 50th.
"I feel very wise and sage, but at the same time very young," he said.
50 is not that young, sweetie!
What does the future hold for the former King of Pop?
Well, he wants to release another album. "I am writing all the time," he says. "I love composing and the whole thing. But I am also raising my children and enjoying it and teaching them to ride bicycles and how to read. I love it. I get pretty emotional when I see them having a wonderful time. When they are on a ride and they are screaming and they are happy… It makes me emotional, ’cause I see they are having a real good time."
Are you taking your meds?????????
Happy birthday!!!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
FIRST?!?!!?!?
he is so weird!
hahaaaa thats it??
Gross. His face, his child-molesting ways, that wig…*shudders*
I'm sorry Janet has to call this her brother.
Blowing out the candle of a little lad.
50 little lads?
Happy Birthday to the King of Pop!
she should pay off some of her debts with that birthday-money……
Leave him alone already, he loves his kids and that's great. No one really knows what happened with those accusations and that's coming from someone who has been abused themselves. I think these people are just money hungry and he looks a lil' freaky so he's an easy target.
Obama should've chosen this clown as his running mate. Perfect for eachother. CREEPY MOTHAFUCKAS WHO I CAN'T TRUST!
Maybe he'll dress the little ones in tranny wigs and pose for pictures with his big trap open like someone does with his little dog.
poor guy. what a fucking crazy life he's had. and arent his kids like all over 6 or 7 years old? he's just now teaching them to read??? I bet they read alot of vintage Peter Pan books
he may be wacko…but i wish he would make another album…atlease collaborate with someone…like BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!
:)
Michael Jackson turns 50 years old today, and is gonna celebrate that milestone by having sex with 50 children, all boys under 6 years old
What a weirdo.
Re: oh maegan – Why do people do that dumb first shit? Do you win a fucking prize, does Perez pop out of a hat to congratulate you? Quit being an idiot.
I'm getting him a new nose and a six pack of 12 year old boys!!
Anyone wanna chip in?
Re: KayKay!!! –
Oh no no no. She does not need to
be doing anymore collabo's with this
guy in the future.
I can't wait untill his kids write tell all books!!!!!
Jackson/Hilton 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: onlyme –
23!!!!! OMG wheres my prize?????
It is John McCain's birthday, too!
Re: onlyme –
23rd now????? wooo hoooo
Teaching them how to read??? Hang on, aren't his kids like 10 years old or more by now…????
Re: onlyme –
25thhhhh ???????? YES!
Happy Birthday M/J/
I heard him give a live interview thiz morning on ABC
they ask him if he could spend his b/day with anyone, who?
he said:…Fred Astair, Gene Kelly, and James Brown, coz they
are the three that inspired him the most.
teaching his kids to read and ride bikes? cant they do those things already? i cant not imagine wacko teaching them to ride bikes, running down the hall of tha palms in his bathrobe slippers and cootie mask! Peddal blanket! Omg too funny~ he is such a freak, we live in vegas and my son wont go with me to book stores because he is to afraid we will run into wacko and wacko will kidnap him. lol!
Very very strange guy.
There's just something wrong with him.. you can't help but feel a little bit sad for him.
Re: Andy27 –
do you have a life or is making worthless comments it? Just curious…
scary, scary, scary, creepy.
This guy gets further out there every year. So sad to see such talent wasted.
hmmm kinda weird, but he's been weird for a while now :p
i wonder what his kids think of him and his behavior?
POOR KIDS…………..CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY SAY
For the Rich Classy People of America!!! McCain!!!
For the Rich Classy People of America!!! McCain!!!
For the Rich Classy People of America!!! McCain!!!
For the Rich Classy People of America!!! McCain!!!
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WE DON'T NEED GAYS IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE DON'T NEED GAYS IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE DON'T NEED GAYS IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE DON'T NEED GAYS IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…
Re: KayKay!!! – I can see Britney coming back and taking the world by storm…this guy, not so much. I truly think he's done in the music industry, unless a miracle just falls into his lap.
HE IS A BRILLIANT ARTIST…..but very lost!
haha that was very funny perez
lets just hope nothing else goes on
Happy Birthday JACKO WACKO!
MY BIRTHDAY WISH TO YOU MICHAEL IS PIECES OF YOUR FACE DON'T FALL OFF IN YOUR CAKE!
CAKE is not all his having with them kids!!! EEEEEWW
Re: Andy27 – FUCK YOUR AN IDIOT!
Re: LettyB – wow that was actually funny!
He should've taken up that offer to do the Las Vegas residency. Performing is in his blood. Come on, Madonna is on tour and she's only two weeks older and she can still sell-out shows and so fucking what about Michael's shady press and all these crap allegations…?! He's innocent. It was obvious all these people were after his money all along and those "evidences" of child abuse were planted in his house by corrupt cops and his own domestic staff who were PAID FOR IT. This guy is one of the greatest entertainers who has ever lived and he should get back into it - NOW.
wait a minute, MJ turns 50, and it's "not that young", but that ancient slut whoredonna turns 50 and you say she's 50 years "young"?? i don't think so, perez, especially since nowadays she looks just as bad as him, if not worse.
and all you jealous ass haters up here can eat shit and die.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL JACKSON, THE KING OF POP, ROCK, AND SOUL!!!!
he looks like skeletor
Re: Andy27 –
SORRY, SHITNEY IS IN THE SAME BOAT AS HIM, EVEN WORSE.
MJ WILL MAKE A COMEBACK LONG BEFORE SHITNEY DOES.
MICHAEL ACTUALLY HAS TALENT.
Re: Dolce –
TOO BAD. GAYS ARE HERE TO STAY.
IT'S YOU HETERO ASSHOLES THAT NEED TO BE LINED UP AND SHOT.
Genius. I love you, Michael! He basically said that he loves to spend time with his children. What's weird about that, huh??!
making fun of this guy just isn't funny anymore…
Re: KayKay!!! –
HE'S NOT THAT WACKO.
IF HE'S GONNA DO AN ALBUM, IT'LL BE WITH SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY HAS TALENT.
NOT A TRAINWRECKED WHITE TRASH WHORE WHO CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HER OWN KIDS.
ICK!!!!! I wish I had a psychiatrist detail to me what his words really meant. Then maybe his family would commit him and his kids would have a chance at a normal life.
Re: LettyB – L.B. Why dont you caress his studly ass, you know you want to girl.
Andy27 for President!!!
Re: onlyme – ……….CAUSE, its a thing people do here and it needs no explanation. What are you searching for? Depth? Articulation?
Re: lolololo – THANKS I TRY MY BEST! LOL!
Re: IM IN LOVE!! – I'LL STICK MY STEEL POINTED UP HIS ASS FOR SURE!
I don't care if this man claims he is going to the moon and having a tea party for his birthday. He will ALWAYS be the king of pop. You can alter your image (multiple times and dramatically) buy history will not change. You keep on livin your life Michael..be it oh so humble to you.
Re: LettyB – you know you are a bitter girl who wishes andy would pay more attention to her. stop calling my andy names just because you wish he would be with you. you are so jealous wowzers
love ya andy poo!!!!
Re: SuthrnCumfrt –
is it your life to make disparaging comments to people you know nothing about and who have done nothing to you???
Creepy guy
I'm frightened.
he gets emotional when he sees his kids smiling and being KIDS cuz he was never allowed to be one. if anyone is at fault for his "weirdness" it's his parents and all the enablers he's always had around him that never taught him what "normal" is. - i admit i make jokes about him also, but when you really take a step back and look at the entire situation … it's just sad. very sad
He rules!! he IS the king of pop, AND MADONNA SUKS!!! she is ould too!
Re: IM IN LOVE!! – yay! andy27 for president…for sure!!!
:):):):):):)
The saddest thing is as much as he wants to give them the fantastic, wonderous, happy childhood he never had, he's going to end up screwing them up more.
Those kids have no other interactions with children I'm sure, just eachother and their whacked-out dad. They are going to be socially inept and emotionally handicapped. It truly is sad…
Re: SuthrnCumfrt – are you in love with andy too? you must be thats why you follow him around now. its ok just admit it. he is a hottie
"When they are on a ride and they are screaming and they are happy… It makes me emotional, ’cause I see they are having a real good time."
@sshole, NO MEANS NO!!!!
STOP FORCING THEM TO RIDE YOU YOU FILTHY PEDOPHILE! THOSE ARE SCREAMS ARE SCREAMS OF AGONY AND PAIN!
OMG!!! Today is John McCain's Birthday!!! John McCain and Michael have the same birthday. It's a sign…
Re: LettyB – WORSHIP HIM……………NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
he is a strange strange person. but i love this MO FUGGA!
Re: LettyB – You want Andy27's man meat, dont lie girl!
AberCorey, I love your new pic! It is HOT!!! Just sayin…
I hope Jacko has an awesome birthday. So much of what is said about him is untrue. He really does have a skin disease (Vitiligo) which is easily evident when you see pictures where he forgot to put makeup on a part of himself or when stage lights melt off his makeup and you can see the blotches all over him. As for the molestation trials, do you not find it curious that BOTH of his accusers had parents who had criminal histories of suing people for false claims in the past??? Please. With that kind of "evidence", I'm not going to condemn a man until I hear from a "victim" that clearly isn't after money. Yes, he's wierd, and yes he most likely needs professional help, but that doesn't make him a monster. It just makes him, gasp, human.
Time to grow up Micky!
I work with people in their 50's and they are in better shape and smart and fun to be with…people in their 20's are shallow and inarticulate…much like your self
50 is not old Perez you fat ass screaming in t skinny suit…you know you are one chip away from gainng all your weight back…and then some, fat ass…you are 20 years to 50….so watch your p's and q's they will come to haunt you!!!!
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – Andy27, when you say yay and put smiley faces on your posts, do you wet your pants a little with glee?
Re: Hot Pocket – AHH HAHAH! i think i might have peed a little
hope he has a great bday!!! saw the vid of him dancing on the streets - it was hilarious
he should seriously come back and do another album. or maybe just teach everyone some of his dance moves XD
He said he FEELS young. I dont like MJ but cmon dont manipulate words.
oh my god 50 !
happy birthday Michael enjoy your time but not too much you have work to do !!
Perez! I think u are funny when u are catty BUT do not call him the "former" King of Pop because nobody out there today is even remotely close to how huge Michaels career was in his hay day
*gasps!*
a new album!?!?!
could i be so lucky??
Hey showbiz moms/dads… THIS is what happens when you push your kids into the spotlight and rob them of their childhood. That should be illegal!
Re: Andy27 – Awe damn, you're awesome!
Perez met Madonna so he kisses her ass.
The day he'll meet Michael Jackson he'll kiss his ass too. That what Perez does.
And most of you posting on here are too sad to understand what a genius is.
"I'm going to eat cake, watch cartoons, dress up in a peter pan costume and suck a childs dick"
Weird? Him and McCain share a birthday?
*GIVE THE MAN A BREAK!* LORD. HE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHILDHOOD. HE'S LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH HIS CHILDREN. HE'S GENUINELY HAPPY WHEN HE SEES HIS OWN CHILDREN ENJOYING THEIR CHILDHOOD. DAYUM. GIVE HIM A BREAK.
you guys need to get a life u got no idea what goes on in his life no idea
whats wrong with wanting to spend time with his children and giving them the best life possible out of the publics eye, i dont know about u but i find that normal and not creepy.
Grow up and leave the poor guy alone.
FUCK You perez
He Stil the KING OF POP
NOT the Formal
Idiot
and Happy 50th Birthday MJ we love u so much ^^
Why is it that someone who expects respect for one's sexuality and lifestyle…..continues to bash someone else for the way they choose to live their life? Micheal, like everyone else in life, has made mistakes. SO what if the things he has done, or has been accused of doing, has made him an outcast in the public eye? GOD
Is this what it has come down to these days?
MJ is a LEGEND….no matter what he has done or what people think of him. Everyone has a past they might not be so proud of. Who are you to critisize him? You know damn well he has paved the way for many of the musicians we listen to today. LET IT GO Perez. Let MJ live his life…and stop trying to find any little negative thing you can about him just to make your website a place to bash someone who is DIFFERENT. I would think that if we are supposed to learn how to respect those who choose to be gay, or religious, or someone of a different race other than ours…….then we should respect someone who may not be what we think they should be….just because you remember how he was. NOTHING you can do to change how he looks or acts or thinks or feels…….LET IT GO and leave him alone.
He's such a fuckin weirdo!
Those kids should have already learned how to read. He needs to get his head outta his ass. He makes me angry. I guess I should go watch TV. Anywhores.
Man his dad really messed this fellow up it very sad to see him so weird and i hope he didnt try anything with them boy' s he seems like he cares a lot for his kids so i glad he has some joy in his life. His dad needs to be beat up i think his dad did something to him when he was little like played with his ding dong his dad looks like he would rape his kids.
i glad hes finally happy. he is still the king in my eyes and you have no right to judge him . happy birthday , i love you michael !
happy bday mj!
…hes odd.
you macaulay culkin, don't forget the jesus juice!!!!!
oh my lord there is something desperately with society when to this day we still act as if MJ is entirely innocent, or we're swayed becausewe like his muisc. He won't make a comeback, his day is over and my god who cares how he spends his birthday, he should be locked up for christ sake, the man's disturbed.