Vintage Douche

Filed under: Sarah Palin

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She may be a homophobe and an anti-feminist, but….

John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was a hottie back in the day.

She was probably a slut too!

Can't wait ’till all the skeletons start tumbling out of her closet!

How many dudes have done her up the butt and taped it???

    Posted: Aug 29, 2008 at 1:57 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      Played the flute in a beauty pageant. Perhaps it was a skin flute?



    2. 2

      ummmmmmmmm she looks naked in that pic….. i'm sure it's a strapless something or another, but still………. she looks naked. so i'm gonna say: WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)



    3. 3

      she kind looks like annie potts in that picture (anyone remember her from designing women…. yes i'm old, but that is beside the point)



    4. 4

      hahaaaa yeaa she wasss what happeened?



    5. 5

      HEY PEREZ!!

      WHY WONT YOU BLOG ABOUT HOW HEIDI IS NOT RESPECTED IN THE FASHION INDUSTRY AND HOW NO RESPECTABLE DESIGNER WANTS TO DRESS HER CAUSE SHE'S TOO CHEAP?!??!

      OH WAIT, YOU'RE TOO BUSY BEING TEABAGGED BY SPENCER!!!!



    6. 6

      She looks like Marci from "Married with Children"



    7. 7

      It is great a woman
      finally has the chance to be President
      in America!
      This is a great advance for women
      everywhere!
      Of course, since she is not on the Democratic
      side, the Left will take their default position
      and try to find everything wrong with her
      they can, because she is not in the
      Democratic party.
      The usual double standard!
      Women in politics are great, as
      long as they are Democrats, the usual
      song and dance.
      The media and the Democrats and most
      of Hollywood are going to be landing on her
      with both feet, it is a shame…



    8. 8

      um ok dude talk about anti-feminist, look at you talking about video tapes of her and shit - that's not just "anti-feminist", it's mysoginistic. I don't like her or McCain but I'm not a hypocrite. You totally contradicted yourself.



    9. 9

      okay Im over the naughty librarian almost…..Perez is like the fuckin radio….just raping us over and over with the same shit…



    10. 10

      Say what you want about her, she has more experience than Obama.



    11. 11

      SUCH A HATER PEREZ



    12. 12

      that's not nice…let's all wait to the debates and make an informed choice…Love You Perez



    13. 13

      What's wrong with BEING A SLUT PEREZ??? Those who live in glass houses shouldn't through stones. We are all sluts, and those who say they aren't LIE!!!!!!!!!! Now, Give me some cock!



    14. 14

      Perez, We know you favor Obama. But that just wasn't nice to say.



    15. 15

      WORSHIP ANDY27



    16. 16

      GENIUS MOVE. There goes Obama's bounce. She has done more in her term in Office than Obama has. she has fought the BIG oil compnays and WON… Obama has done nothing but give speaches ….BEST MOVE IN RECENT POLITICAL HISTORY.



    17. 17

      Wow Perez!!!
      Didn't take your fat ass long to start on her!!!
      I hope you get AIDS and your asshole shrivels up!!!

    18. Sammy says – reply to this


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      Wow she is pretty!



    19. 19

      She looks like a cum guzzling gutter whore



    20. 20

      you're a dick, perez. McCAIN/PALIN 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      don't hate just because the republicans have a better ticket than an inexperienced twat and a hypocrite as your candidates.



    21. 21

      I can't wait… Lets hope she really fucked up a lot as a young woman. Evil thought but totally NEEDED.



    22. 22

      seriously? seriously??? SERIOUSLY????

      if things go stupid and then mccain dies, say hello to our commander & cheif

      is austrailia accepting new citizens?



    23. 23

      Who cares what she did in her past? If she did anything she's against that means she experienced it and either didn't like it or realized it was not the path to go on. People grow from their experiences.

      Either way, grats and good luck.



    24. 24

      She looks pretty!!!

      Make sure to DOWNLOAD MY NEW SINGLE "GREEN" today on iTunes!!!
      And buy my new album, Raven-Symone, in stores NOW!!!

    25. AMO says – reply to this


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      You are awful Perez! Are you that afraid of McCain that you have to resort to vulgar, inappropriate name calling on this nice, respected Governor? You don't know this woman… have some respect!



    26. 26

      Thats 80s hottness!

    27. Sammy says – reply to this


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      Why does it take so long to have the pics post on here I put one up of my hubby and my baby girl



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      Re: abercorey – I agree, I wish Perez would get out of politics altogether and stick to stuff he knows!



    29. 29

      Re: hopes z – not unlike you right hopes z. At least this lady's accomplished something with her life. what have you done besides give birth to children you probably can't afford.



    30. 30

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      Palin's term has not been without controversy. A legislative investigation is looking into allegations that Palin fired Alaska's public safety commissioner because he refused to fire the governor's former brother-in-law, a state trooper.
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      A member of her staff made a call to a trooper in which the staffer suggested he was speaking for the governor.
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    31. 31

      Gross Perez…
      sometimes YOU come across as anti-woman.
      You are MUCH harder on women here than you are men…



    32. 32

      The only douche here is you, Perez! Just cuz you don't support her views on politics it doesn't mean she's a douche. MORON.



    33. 33

      You don't even know it's probably a strapless dress…



    34. 34

      GREAT MOVE… She has doen more for the US in 2 years than Obama has …She has fought big OIL and won…Obama gives speaches..thats it. MCCAIN just won the election!!

    35. Sammy says – reply to this


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      Re: Raven-Symone – R u really Raven?



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      If you're noting that she's anti-feminist, don't you think it's hypocritical that you're making sexual references to her? Because it is.

      She's a bad candidate because she has no experience, not because you're wondering about her sex tapes.



    37. 37

      Wow. I would nut on her face.



    38. 38

      You are sick and disgusting. This is a woman with class and dignity, a proud mother of a marine, a baby with down syndrome and 3 other great kids. You are a sick disgusting piece of human garbage.

    39. jamel says – reply to this


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      Any homosexual who votes for Mccain is self-hating of their sexual orientation! How could you elect a group of people (republicans) who hate what you are (anti-gays) , and what you can't change??!

      OBAMA 08



    40. 40

      Must you call everyone a slut Perez? How ’bout we start calling your mama a slut and a vintage douche? You're disgusting sometimes.



    41. 41

      She definitely has skeletons, Perez, but so does McCain, and you hardly hear a word about his so what makes you think we will find out about hers? Can't you see that the mainstream media has been leaning in favor of McCain? They never check anything he says. Bur Perez, you gotta be careful with what you say. Those fuckers will put you on some kind of watch list, baby.

    42. Sammy says – reply to this


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      Re: Andy27 – Someone also said after you left yesterday Andy that you where Perez, funny why would you make fun of yourself. Plus you where someone more cooler then Perez your used to be Aladin.



    43. 43

      Re: Hot Pocket
      Why do you come on here to talk shit to Perez? I mean, obviously you come here to get a kick out of shit so keep your bullshit thoughts that no one cares about to yourself. God, it's a gossip site. So people *gasp* GOSSIP. Get over your life and slit your wrists now.



    44. 44

      Perez is SO CONFUSED!!
      +
      +
      He calls Palin a homophobe yet he LOVES Katy Perry.
      +
      +
      Let's see, which one supports rights for domestic partners in Alaska and which one sings about how "kissing a girl is wrong/not about love/not something good girls do" and thinks it's cool to call guys gay "even if they don't like men."
      +
      +
      Which one is the real homophobe? Sounds like it's Perez.



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      Re: hottie – And your fat and ugly also.

    46. fiona says – reply to this


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      Grow up Perez. She is an accomplished woman who has been far more unselfish in her life than you. I don't think she will help McCain's case, he may have doomed his chances now.
      Too bad for him.

    47. jamel says – reply to this


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      Wow perez you've already given her, her own starseeker file..



    48. 48

      Re: hottie – d



    49. 49

      I CAN'T STAND HER ALREADY…….WHAT DID SHE DO TO GET THAT POSITION



    50. 50

      Re: RashManly – Hey Man, do you see her as Commander in Cbief if the old man dies ? God help us !



    51. 51

      Good question! Where's her sex tape!?



    52. 52

      This is disgusting. Republican or not, don't you other women find Perez's comments offensive? What if someone said this about Hillary?

    53. Arshe says – reply to this


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      For those of you who dont like what perez is doing here.. lets boycot his site if he loses enough people he loses sponsors = money and he will shut up.

      There are these gossip sites

      Www.tmz.com
      Www.eonline.com



    54. 54

      YESYESYES!!!!!! THANK YOU John McCain for picking this yahoo loser from nowhere, because you have successfully put the last nail in the coffin of your campaign…. Obama is pretty much a shoe-in now. I LOVE IT!!!! : )



    55. 55

      I am disappointed in you Perez…post some pics of her hot hubby!

    56. Bree says – reply to this


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      So negative…



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      Re: njpaul0129 – i'm actually not… hence the name HOTTIE… but thanks. and if you think my avatar is a pic of me then you are fucking idiot….look online and you'll find it. moron



    58. 58

      You need a bitch slap.



    59. 59

      Perez-
      I understand that due to the fact that you are a gay man living in California making money off of a website that bashes people you aspire to be like…you are pretty much required to be a Democrat. That's cool. This is your website so you are welcome to voice all the opinions you want. That's one of the great benefits of being an American. I enjoy your site and tune in daily…you're a very funny guy. I don't know celebrities…I don't see them on a daily basis…I take your word for their shortcomings. Politics, however, is a little different. I have totally changed my view of this website based on your shotty politics. You might want to get all of your facts straight before posting in the future. Most of the political jargin you have posted is a joke. We get that you are a democrat…you could make posts of this fact alone and make a huge impact on the party; however, instead you post these fantastic incomplete stories. What a sham?! Anyone who even occasionally keeps up on politics knows you are full of shit.
      PS Sarah Palin is against Gay Marriage however her very first veto in office was to against revoking gay partner privilege's. Breakdown: She actually likes gay people and believes that their partners should be taken care of.



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      Palin is the political equivalent of a maxim covergirl…screwable, non threatening to the good ol' boys and sells all the oppressive shit on the pages…arggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh!!!!!!!



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      ….sounds like someone feels threatened…before you make assumptions about this women…do your research…she is where it's at! She has done more positive things and has more experience than Biden & Obama combined….wise up people…she did get gay couples BENEFITS…she had a baby with DOWNS SYNDROME…what would Obama say to that? He's so pro-choice…he would have killed it…because he's a coward…

    62. janie says – reply to this


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      Um, do any of you people that are blindly supporting this choice understand that Ms. Palin is under investigation for abuse of power as Gov of Alaska? I mean, do you really want a running mate that could possibly be in jail shortly?



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      SHE MAKES ME SO MAD!!!

      I live in Alaska and we hate her here too!!! There's a rumor that her new baby that she didn't announce until she was 7 months pregnant is actually her daughters baby! He daughter didn't go to school for months and sarah didn't look at all pregnant those first seven months she was supposobly pregnant. After she announced it, she started piling on the layers so she'd look pregnant. It's like Bree in desperate housewives! Pretty much no one here believes her story. She's such a fraud. McCain is so transparent. He thinks, oh, they have a black guy, and now WE have a woman! HA!

      OBAMA '08!!



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      I don't support her OR McCain - I am Obama ALL the way - but why the fuck is the media introducing her as a "former beauty queen" and "a woman who was a hockey mom just 2 years ago"? I guess that is a good thing, as it makes McCain look like more of a douche, but still. If I was this lady, I'd be insulted.

    65. Pezzy says – reply to this


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      Yeah, she's definitely been plowed more than a few times. She has the cute-but-desperate-chubby-chick look. I'm starting to think that this was a really bad choice for McCain — as much as I admire the proverbial "glass ceiling" being cracked, this chick just seems too be too gun-toting, anti-gay, and generally right-wing. And totally obscure. This seems like an act of desperation by McCain to attract the female voters who would've otherwise voted for Hillary — problem is, they weren't just backing Hillary because she had a vagina; they were backing her because she is a brilliant politician with brilliant ideas. McCain seems to be subliminally implying that one female politician is interchangeable with another. Hopefully Americans will see through this.



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      Re: RashManly

      "It is great a woman
      finally has the chance to be President
      in America!
      This is a great advance for women
      everywhere!
      Of course, since she is not on the Democratic
      side, the Left will take their default position
      and try to find everything wrong with her
      they can, because she is not in the
      Democratic party."

      OK RashManly, so you're saying she's worthy because she has a cunt? Because she has ovaries and boobs, she is automatically "great"?

      You are a fucking IDIOT!



    67. 67

      Honestly Perez? Its ignorant people like you who are making Obama look bad. Keep up the good work!
      McCain/Palin '08



    68. 68

      probably none. that's just disturbing that you would say such things. always trying to bring down anyone just because they are representing the republican party. that's a shame.



    69. 69

      lets do a "who would you rather" Hilary or Sarah?

    70. Jay23 says – reply to this


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      i want to eiffel tower her with another gay dude



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      Terrible terrible choice, somebody needs to ask her about her drug use, about about sniffing cocaine off 55 gallon drum on the way across Crosswind Lake in Alaska - Looked like alot that you and todd were doing there, how aboout how terrible it is the 16 year daughter that is pregnant and has been hidden around town is AGAIN put down again by placing your baby and a big balnket over her belly when she was on stage with you and the other kids and don't forget about the current Alaska investigation about you firing the trooper commissioner after he would not fire your ex brother in law Trooper Wooten - sad day for amercia yes it is.



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      Wicked Witch of the West



    73. 73

      When I think about him I touch myself..



    74. 74

      The sexism in this country is disgusting!



    75. 75

      bwaahahahahahhhhaaaa

      lols



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      Re: MsHomeWrecker

      Right on!



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      She's anti abortion and she hunts.
      I'm for Obama now.



    78. 78

      she looks like marcy from "married with children".



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    80. 80

      what the hell is wrong with you? if he would have picked a man would you be saying this things? show some tact.



    81. 81

      Keep up the great work, Perez! McCain/Palin '08!!!!!



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      Re: brohokillahSuck my dick.
      I'll say WHATEVER I FUCKING WANT! Fatass does!!!
      Stupid cunt!!!!



    83. 83

      Re: RashManly – I agree. It's sad that all the liberals and democrats think this way. Instead of railing about how she is ridiculous and "probably a slut" (Nice one Perez. Very mature.), they ought to be commending the fact that a woman is on the ticket. All these Liberals keep praising that fact that Barack is half black, yet they jump down Palin's throat calling her a slut and a b****. Have any of you done research on her platforms? Of COURSE she's going to outlaw gay marriage and be anti-abortion/ Pro-life. She's a Christian woman, for God's sakes. Stop harpooning the other side and saying how "Open-minded" you are. Yeah, you may support gays and such, but do you support religious people? Probably not.

      All I'm trying to say is, yes, I do NOT agree that she is experienced, Obama isn't either, but she has some stuff to show for what little time she's been in politics. She'll bring in a woman's perspective on many issues. Unless you boys don't like the fact that a woman is on the ticket now. Oh, oh, oh, I see. Blacks and other races are GREAT as running mates and nominees, but a WOMAN? Heresy!!! Let's all get out our rocks and stone her! She must be a witch!!!



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      I'm a democrat, a feminist, pro gay rights, etc. So allow me to point out to you that you have gone waaaaaay to far with your profile of Sarah Palin.. Vintage douche? How many dudes have done her up the butt??? Do you think because you are gay you are allowed to say things that if any other man wrote it they would be labeled a misogynist pig?? Dismissing a woman so quickly in that fashion is a wrong that you are not above…. you are teaching your readers (some of whom I'm assuming are young, male and straight) that it is okay to be that disrespectful to a woman in a leadership position. Whores? Sluts? This woman has a family. In general, I find you less and less worth my time, but this was the last straw. You are cruel and pathetic, but worse still, you're just not funny.



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      Re: alaskagirl – Woah woah woah… punctuation much, honey?



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      Any woman who does not stand up for women's rights is a whore !



    87. 87

      I personally LOVE McCain, and I think he'll be a great president.
      Perez sounds like he has some major issues when he speaks like
      that about the people that will soon be running this country.

      Major. Major. Issues.



    88. 88

      The baby has Downs, so more likely the Governors child than her grandchild.



    89. 89

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      Perez, you are just jealous Obama didn't pick Hillary, her 18 million votes, and bag this election.
      *
      Obama does NOT have any executive experience.
      *
      Biden doesn't either. Let's talk about how many times he's going to butt fuck Obama on the campaign trail and how many different states they are planning on doing it in.
      *



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      Re: BeDaringDarlingRe: alaskagirl – the truth or not…? I guess someone has to come with something that proves it…



    91. 91

      PEREZ, GIVE IT UP! STOP TRYING TO TARNISH THIS WOMANS REPUTATION!



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      FYI, this is an example of why the charity dropped you.
      you are just unneccessarily gross.



    93. 93

      Re: janie
      FYI Janie…She is under investigation; however, the state trooper who was to be fired used a tazer on his own 11 year old son. I think that merits being fired over.



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      Re: Starequisite – To vote based on one issue is completely ignorant. That is not how to vote. You need to look at the whole scope of issues, not just one.



    95. 95

      Re: jamel – OH PLEASE. Get off YOUR high horse and stop being so prideful. Just because I'm a conservative doesn't mean I always vote republican, and DEFINITELY doesn't mean I "hate gays". I LOVE gay guys, mostly because I can talk about my hair and clothes with them (my gay friends), and they don't say "yeah, huh, sure", and then go back to playing cards with the boys. (!!!)



    96. 96

      andy27 for president :)



    97. 97

      Wow, how vulgar and disrepectful of you. Is it because you're gay, or because you're an asshole?



    98. 98

      This is coming from the biggest supporter of Hillary Clinton, but I actually like Sarah Palin and she IS NOT a homophobe. If anything, just the opposite for an evangelical. I cant stand evangelicals and wish they would all ritualistically sacrifice all of their own kind, but Sarah has said time and time again that she is not anti-gay, she has gay friends and is sensitive to our discrimination. She just doesnt believe in gay marriage, but she does believe in same sex couples benefitting from the state wide rights other couples have.



    99. 99

      Sensible- THAT"S THE PROBLEM Christianity and public service do not mix !
      How would you like a Jew in office saying that Saturday is the new sabbath.
      Or a Siek in office saying we should not eat beef. We gays are tired of you blaming your hatred on MYTHOLOGY.



    100. 100

      I'm not gay but I don't like anyone who is homophobic. I believe gay people are born that way so who are we to judge? Also, any woman who is anti-feminist is a self hater. It's one thing to decide you want to be a Stepford wife but quite another thing to impose those beliefs on others. The same goes for having an abortion. I wouldn't have one but I wouldn't deny anyone else the right to. I would have one if I knew I had a baby with Downs syndrome. Everyone is not in a position to take care of a retarded child for the rest of their life and I don't think anyone is doing them a favor by bringing them into the world. You know their lives are going to suck whether they realize it or not. A woman should have a choice. As for her past, everyone was a ho in the 80's. lmao

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