We Found Him!
Who is that skinny rocker dude kissing Perez????
It's Azaria, the lead singer of Australian band The Follow.
He's the dude that went "missing" last week, which we wrote about.
Well, we found him - in Vegas!
Azaria came to the Labor Day party we hosted at Tao.
And….
He came with Jess from The Veronicas, whom we met during our ill-fated trip to Australia in 2007 (when Perez had pneumonia).
Well, here's some shocking news: these two are back together!
That's right, Jess and Azaria are dating again, and we wouldn't be surprised if there was a quickie Vegas wedding this weekend!!!
They told us they wouldn't get married unless Perez was the flower boy.
Done and done!
We'll happily be maid of honor too.
So, OF COURSE we had to ask Az why he went missing. He told us that he just needed some "alone time" and drove to New York City by himself - without his cell phone - to visit Jess.
The twosome came to Vegas for a bit to get away.
And, since we had Jess at our fingertips we had to ask her about her rumored Australian girlfriend, Ruby Rose, the MTV VJ.
She denied any romantic relationship.
She was lying! Ha
And, we also had to ask her about those "nudie" pics that hit the interweb, allegedly of her.
She had no comment.
We also talked about The Veronicas going on tour with the Jonas Brothers. Jess said they are lovely boys and are having a great time with them on the road.
And, after they're done with the Jonai, The Veronicas are going on tour with Hanson.
From one musically talented trio of siblings to another!
After we had "work" out of the way, we had the bestest time ever with Jess, Az, and our friends and family at Tao.
We're in Vegas for a few more days and soooo excited. It's gonna be super fun!
Saturday night we have a date with Cher and Katy Perry.
We love it here!!!!!
[Perez's "Barack The Vote" t-shirt courtesy of Local Celebrity. Jeans courtesy of Levis. Images by Ryan Weber via Radian Photography.]
With Love, From Sin City
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i really thought it was perez and two girls. i had to go back and check.
Wait…Hanson's still singing? Seriously. Wow.
whoa perez u got really skinny
u look great
and lol u found him in vegas hahah
you've lost weight…
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So where's the other missing band member?
Wow Perez, you're looking good! Good job!
fourth and perez rocks!
Very Cute!
him?
Looking great Perez, keep it up!
Perez, your hair looks like a vampire or serious five head. you better start on the Propecia now and stop fucking around dying it and shit because it's starting to recede. You shouldn't have made fun on Naomi Campbell going bald. That bitch probably put some voodoo curse on you!
Mario, you look fabulous and skinny, dahling.
Aww! Good job solving the mystery
getting thinner, but still a tad too chub for slim fit tees…
You're lookin' good, mami. Proud of you!
publicity stunt.
before this cunt "disappeared", nobody knew who the fuck this band was, then he turns up at your party
sorry pee pee but we are not stupid,.
ps:the guy is ugly as sin, no wonder he gf did a runner with a girl.
She sure is small. looking good perez!!
keep going perez i'll like you when you're thin
Forget the missing dude, the more exciting news is the incredibly shrinking Perez!! Keep up the great work!!! You look fabulous!!! xoxoxox
Perez you are lossing weight! but you still need a size LARGER, please you look like a trailer housewife, dress better.
WONDER WOMAN want's her bracelet back.
You're looking damn good, Perez. Love the hair too, keep it up!
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UM PEREZ NO OFFENSE BUT YOUR WEIGHT LOSS LOOKS
GREAT - WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE HAIR???????
NOT FLATTERING AT ALL.
Who the fuck are the "veronica's"? you know your career is in the crapper when your opening for hasbeen teen boy band's like hanson. The guy looks like a fuckin girl.
Now Perez, that's a nice hair colour on you. I can't say the same for th yellow tshirt. Yellow is not your colour. Dang, I thought that was Perez with two gals, didn't realize the guy is the one in all black with long reddish hair. Hmmm, metrosexual or bisexual?
Wish I was in Las Vegas too! You look like you're having a blast.
Have you lost weight Perez? Looking good
You look so great Perez!!
Azaria had more plastic surgery them Madonna? WOW.
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WONDER WOMAN BRACELET LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Didn't I see this hilton asshole on "to catch a predater"?.
those 2 look like sisters. cute.
You look amazing Perez
Perez looks like Eddie Munster, the werewolf son.
THAT'S a MAN?!
I thought the red headed guy was carrot top.
suh-weet shirt perez!!
when you see cher, ask her to spill the beans if she really is going to be catwoman in the next batman flick! pretty please?
It's so gay to disappear without telling, so everyone WILL talk about where you are. So lame and predictable. So juvenile.
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Wow, Perez…. you're looking good!
Holy Cow and WOW - Perez, You look amazing!!!!!!!!
PEREZ you look Great!!!!! Congratulations!!! But I miss the wild colored hair and the crazy clothes…all in moderation!
lookin good perez!
perez you lost weight
and guy ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww hes rottten
btw my bf's last name is REALLY perez
Face courtesy SHREK, jeans courtesy wal-mart, personality courtesy FAKE.
Oh yeah…Dating yet?
Flaco y chulo! YEAH Perezito!
Seriously Perez, you look amazing! Congratulations, the hard work is paying off!!!
Okay, this chick is obviously a freak. She "fools around" with women, and her boyfriend looks like a lesbian. To each his own.
Perez you look wonderful!!
HOLY FUCK PEREZ ! Lookin' good. =)
You have the best smile Perez!
Oh honestly, someone give that girl a cheeseburger. with some fries.
Holy shit, your forehead is huge.
That guy looks like a GIRL and is rather ugly, too. Not to mention that Jess looks so gaunt these days. I met her and Lisa in Sydney in 2005 and they looked so much healthier then. I doubt The Veronicas will get any big success in the US, I don't even know why they live in LA, considering their huge success is in Australia (where they are from anyway).
Lookin' skinny, P! Last two pictures you're looking a little too much like Eddie Munster, though! LOL! Separated at Birth?
looking good perez!! and LOVING the shirt by the way
LOOKING GOOD PEREZ
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is it me or does perez look hot?
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You look marveliouuuusssssss…. HOT HOT HOT
perez! you look amazing!
That Azaria guy is such a wierdo. I remember when he was on the Australian popstars and he was such a douche on that show he got beaten up not long after it was on tv.
Is it just me, or has he had freaky plastic surgery since then? Like chin implants or something?
Jess looks way too skinny, it's made her face look strange, like too big for her body - her nose looks enormous!
Re: stinkwreaderr – It's just you.
Re: Sarqah – Me too!!! Lol
Perez you look like Herman fucking Munster.
Omg Perez! You're tiny! Lookin' soooo good! you are an inspiration- gorg!
Looking good Perez! Keep it up (Y).
Firstly Perez, you are lookin' smokin'! Love ya!
Secondly I always had a soft spot for Azaria ever since he auditoned for Aussie Idol (waaaayyy back in the times, forgot which season) but he lost my respect being with that asshat midget Jess.
Thirdly the Veronicas are my pet hate second to Avril.
JESS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! AHH I LOVE HER.
i just saw The Veronicas on tour with the Jonas Brothers in Ohio…THEY WERE AMAZING!!!
i bought their cd at target for like 10 bucks and its the best thing ever
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Omg why are you so skinnyyyyyy
You look fabulous darling
perez, you look fierce! keep up the good work. i can see you look much better, healthier, and skinnier. go you!
Woo Jess is so beautifuuul
PEREZ YOU GOT SO FUCKING SKINNY! YOU LOOK AMAZING!
Danggggggggggg Gina, you look fabu!
Perez you are lookin' GOOD girl!!
Whatever it is that you're doing..baby keep on keepin' on!!
You look HAWT!
Perez, you're lookin really good…
cool!!! glad ur having a great time
dear dear dear dear Perez….
please don't become one of those transparent bitches with an eating disorder.
don't loose any more weight, you look great…it's enough…pls
Oh your alive, for now, Palin's goons will hunt you down for calling her a slut and for wearing that shirt.
Wow Perez!!! You're looking fucking amazing dude!!!!
your looking good perez!!
The Veronicas are amazing!!
Perezito bby you look fabulous.
Holy shit Perez!!! You look FABULOUS!!!
You have lost so much weight I can't even believe it. Keep up the good work, it's paying off!
Oh, and don't listen to these assholes. You're totally rocking that tee, and it looks great!
we found HIM? HIM who? the only dude i see is perez, and that's stretching it a bit.
perez ur still fat…another forty pounds an than well talk
Perez I LOVE your shirt!!!
Well now, isn't that one serious trifecta of fug?
Looking smexy daddy! =P Loveee you!
Maybe, but you only found 2/3 of you! Looking good Perez!
Perez, How freakin big is your head - and I am not talking about your pee-pee.
But, if you wanted to also share about your pee pee - go ahead. I am thinking you have a small pee pee and that you are a definite bottom - so it really doesn't matter.
Am I correct?????
you're looking so skinny perez, great job!
Perez! You look so skinny! She clearly goes for girls - and boys that look like girls….
you're looking SO hot perez! congrats!
that second picture isn't too great of you, perez dearest
I thought it was 2 girls, too! Anyone else notice he is wearing the red nail polish while his g/f is not wearing any?
you seriously sooo hot!
That's a guy? No way!!!
Wow that is one ugly ass dude…
Put perez you look totally hot!!!
Christ perez, never in a million years would i be thinking you almost looked too skinny
perez! you're getting thinna
keep up the work bb
Dear Fat Fake Perez, You still need a bra. Or a bro. Or a mansirre.
Perez if it were not for family things this weekend I would be kicking it in Vegas Baby! Have a good time. Looking good!