We Found Him!

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Who is that skinny rocker dude kissing Perez????

It's Azaria, the lead singer of Australian band The Follow.

He's the dude that went "missing" last week, which we wrote about.

Well, we found him - in Vegas!

Azaria came to the Labor Day party we hosted at Tao.

And….

He came with Jess from The Veronicas, whom we met during our ill-fated trip to Australia in 2007 (when Perez had pneumonia).

Well, here's some shocking news: these two are back together!

That's right, Jess and Azaria are dating again, and we wouldn't be surprised if there was a quickie Vegas wedding this weekend!!!

They told us they wouldn't get married unless Perez was the flower boy.

Done and done!

We'll happily be maid of honor too.

So, OF COURSE we had to ask Az why he went missing. He told us that he just needed some "alone time" and drove to New York City by himself - without his cell phone - to visit Jess.

The twosome came to Vegas for a bit to get away.

And, since we had Jess at our fingertips we had to ask her about her rumored Australian girlfriend, Ruby Rose, the MTV VJ.

She denied any romantic relationship.

She was lying! Ha

And, we also had to ask her about those "nudie" pics that hit the interweb, allegedly of her.

She had no comment.

We also talked about The Veronicas going on tour with the Jonas Brothers. Jess said they are lovely boys and are having a great time with them on the road.

And, after they're done with the Jonai, The Veronicas are going on tour with Hanson.

From one musically talented trio of siblings to another!

After we had "work" out of the way, we had the bestest time ever with Jess, Az, and our friends and family at Tao.

We're in Vegas for a few more days and soooo excited. It's gonna be super fun!

Saturday night we have a date with Cher and Katy Perry.

We love it here!!!!!

[Perez's "Barack The Vote" t-shirt courtesy of Local Celebrity. Jeans courtesy of Levis. Images by Ryan Weber via Radian Photography.]

    Posted: Aug 30, 2008 at 5:59 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 301

      and wtf is up with the ads on your site? i refresh and theres a woman's ass in my face…then i refresh to get rid of it, then its a morbidly obese woman in her underwear.



    2. 302

      Re: stinkwreaderr
      No…it's just you!



    3. 303

      YOU LOOK AMAZING!



    4. 304

      Hilton is too busy doing cocaine and fucking 12 year old boys in his hotel, to update his shit site.



    5. 305

      OMG! I thought you were a Perez impersonator! You look great, sweetie, keep it up.



    6. 306

      goddammit, who da fuck are these people? ya force these idiots down our throats, like that agyness or whatever her fucking name is. who gives a shit..NEXT.



    7. 307

      THATS A HIM????????? LOL I HAD TO LOOK TWICE….ANY WHO LOOKING GREAT PEREZ KEEP IT UP!



    8. 308

      love the shirt perez:)



    9. 309

      perez is still fat and ugly



    10. 310

      Pérez you are losing so much weight, you are undeniably looking great but if you lose any more I won’t kiss you in the future!



    11. 311

      wow perez..u are losing so much weight
      good job



    12. 312

      um yeah thats a dude right (the red head) eww…and Jess looks like she snorted a little to much cocaine.. but your looking sexy Perez..you always are!

      Obama/Biden 08



    13. 313

      That's a dude? No Way! Fucking tranny-licious, LOL!



    14. 314

      Dude…you are ugly. Look in the mirror man before you go out. How can you rip on people and their looks when your head is three times larger then it should be?



    15. 315

      Perez kinda looks like Eddie Munster. Or is it must me?



    16. 316

      Re: lolololo – Are you a dude IRL? Only dudes use "hun." That, or you're a mangina….



    17. 317

      blue pants? fashion disaster!



    18. 318

      Poor Obama!!
      He has the 3 meanest bitches in America supporting him.
      1. Roseanne Barr
      2. Perez Hilton
      3. Rosie McDonnell



    19. 319

      is it just me or does perez look a a bit cracked out?



    20. 320

      that was a dude?



    21. 321

      McCain/Palin has it BITCH'S!



    22. 322

      you dont look cuban at all! are you albino?

    23. azz0r says – reply to this


      323

      God do we need another 200 comments of "wow, just had to say perez, your looking great"

      Yes he's thin now, lets move on.

      Dunno who these random nobodies are your referring to.



    24. 324

      Perez;
      1. You're looking great! No more weight needs to be lost!
      2. Are you just leaving this up here so we all comment and feed your ego?
      3. CAN YOU UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Thanks.



    25. 325

      that girl looks like mini me…her face



    26. 326

      why does everyone in hollywood smile like that girl…like mary kate and ashley …it is so annoying and it doe NOT look good



    27. 327

      Hey Prez… congrats on the weight loss!! Rock the vote, indeed!!!!!



    28. 328

      OMG Perez you look awesome.



    29. 329

      i love jess :D
      perez looks HOT



    30. 330

      jess looks so anorexic its not even funny. she used to be so cute when they first started. and that dude looks like a chick.



    31. 331

      you look great perez. Everything but that shirt.

    32. Romi says – reply to this


      332

      Nice shirt!



    33. 333

      Shit Perez you look hot! Shame about the receding hairline…



    34. 334

      Perez, you are looking good, but now you've got to get some DEFINITION on that body of yours! Time to start out with the heavier weights and build up your upper body, behind, and leg muscles. It's not just about dieting, it's about the total package. This will also get the remaining weight off more quickly, so that should be an improvement.
      I would also NOT do long sideburns on a long face, that is what is giving the "Eddie Munster" look. Ditch that. It makes you look like a horseface. The side stuff is too narrow for your long face. I love the color on you, though. The t-shirt pale-washed out yellow does nothing for your complexion. I agree.
      You are improving vastly though, stick with it P!



    35. 335

      ew shes so small



    36. 336

      I like you.



    37. 337

      YO, PEREZ HAS LOST ALOT OF WEIGHT…. AND I LOVE THE OBAMA T-SHIRT!



    38. 338

      PEREZ!! YOU LOOK EFFING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! XOXO



    39. 339

      Looking good Perez! What kind of diet are you on?



    40. 340

      When I look at these 2 beard and handbag come to mind.



    41. 341

      perfect, perez! now we need some ANTI mccain/palin shirts. tell me if you get any of those in. thanks!(:



    42. 342

      3 things… azaria looks like a girl(and an ugly on) jess is so thin its disgusting.. but you perez, your looking smockin' Hot!
      ciao



    43. 343

      You've not lost weight. You've stretched your head in photoshop.

      Just like that Paula Abdul video for "a promise of a new day"

      Vain cheat - get on the treadmill.

      BTW - nice receeding hairline. I could land a plane on your forehead.



    44. 344

      you are looking hot perez!!
      thank you for not hating on hanson - seriously cool of you.
      xoxo



    45. 345

      OMG ! Perez you look like John Travolta



    46. 346

      hmmm……..no wonder she went back to azaria!!!! he totally looks like a girl!!!!!!



    47. 347

      but i still love jess and support her no matter what she does :)



    48. 348

      from the Jonas bros to Hanson? I theought you go UP not down… Jess needs to eat a few burgers, this "denying-I'm-a-lezbo" and living a lie is making her anarexic



    49. 349

      YOU LOOK SUPER AND THIN…AZARIA, ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS A REALLY CUTE GIRL/BOY UNTIL HE GOT ????WTF??????????MONSTER CHIN INPLANT AND SLANTED CAT EYES… WHO IS HE NOW, M JACKSON'S BROTHER/SISTER
      THAT IS REALLY SAD THAT A VERY CUTE KID THINKS HE NEEDS A BIG OLE
      CLEFT MONSTER CHIN… SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE STOPPED HIM



    50. 350

      that person is soo skinny and small wow thats freaky



    51. 351

      where the fuck did you go perez!? lookin good as always. the shirt aint bad either ;)



    52. 352

      JESS LOOKS GROSS!
      AZARIA IS A RICHARD BRAND/NOEL FEILDING WANNABE



    53. 353

      perezzz
      omgg you look so skinny



    54. 354

      Hey Perez,

      I just want to say you look so fabulous!!! You're looking awesome….totally healthier and thinner! You totally see it in your face. I know that has nothing to do with your blog post but in the pictures you can totally tell! You're such an inspiration! Keep up the awesome work babez!!



    55. 355

      Re: fairytalesofyesterday – for sure, and hanson sounded better. how are the jonas brothers even popular completely copying a band that so many ridicule?



    56. 356

      Re: avebgirl – hahahahaha



    57. 357

      Azaria is ugly. I thought i was on gofugyourself.



    58. 358

      That thing with red hair is a GUY ????????????????????



    59. 359

      He is quite a guy!!! He was said to have a personal account on a Luxury

      online service ++++ D a t e R i c h S i n g l e s++++ . C O M for

      successful and celebs singles with his hot pictures and blog there.

      Quite a few hot girls and ladies wrote to him.



    60. 360

      perez. my man. you look FANtastic!!!! keep it up baby. much love. xxo

    61. AMO says – reply to this


      361

      What's up w/ the Eddie Munster hair, Perez? Don't do that again.



    62. 362

      perez!! i saw you at Tao!! i wanted to come say hi & ask for a pic but i saw you w/ your friends & didn't want to bother you. you looked amazing tho!! you've lost so much weight & you look absolutely fantastic!!



    63. 363

      Hey, Perez! If you don't poke fun at this dude's chin, I don't wanna see you making any more snide comments about Rumer Willis.

    64. NJK says – reply to this


      364

      perez you look hawt! :D

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