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Wacko & Pambo: A Love Match???

Filed under: Love Line > Michael Jackson > Pamela Anderson

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We're thinking this is most likely not true or that maybe someone in Pamela Anderson's camp leaked this rumor, but it's too funny not to pass along.

According to the Mirror, the king of wackness, Michael Jackson, has been on several dates with former Baywatch blonde Pamela Anderson.

Hah!

Apparently, Pam is a big fan of Jackson and the two have been "hooking up in Malibu."

And according to a source, "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger."

Puh-lease!

You KNOW if Jacko was dating a natural-born female, his people would be paying news agencies to report on it.

According to the source, though, the two shared a private first date. Adding, "They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar."

The source continued, "They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."

And did the two have a second date?

It seems they'd like us to believe so.

The source adds, "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

Pambo needs to go on a hunt for Wacko and tape it all for her "reality" show!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]



44 comments to “Wacko & Pambo: A Love Match???”



  1. 1

    HAHAHAHA… yeah right, well they do have a love of plastic surgery in common



  2. 2

    ewww.
    they both are very ugly



  3. 3

    Hola

    Joder que monstruitos

    A ver cual de los dos esta mas operado y tiene mas maquillaje

    EN fin saludos desde España



  4. 4

    …yes. Interested in her plastic surgeon.



  5. 5

    Ewwwwww…..Their kids would look like Muppets.



  6. 6

    Re: karencarpenter – KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LIVE!!!!!!!!!! OH, I've missed you!!!! Sing for me, baby!



  7. 7

    he just needed to know where to get a good plastic surgeon around here so he asked leatherface on the left here…



  8. 8

    Bulllllshit!



  9. 9

    These two have a lot in common. Divorces…plastic surgery….they both love animals….they are both white, or black, I can't really tell.



  10. 10

    aw, she's just teaching him the art of "Overlining Your Lips With Lip Pencil." The jig is up, sister, we have eyes! That goes for both of them, by the way.



  11. 11

    lol



  12. 12

    NASTY BITCH



  13. 13

    It doesn't surprise me, how else is he going to get to her boys?



  14. 14

    ahahaha!that was hilarious P Nasty.honestly now,can u guys imagine these 2 freaks together?



  15. 15

    Re: StarKitten
    hilarious!!!!!
    that was funny!



  16. 16

    2 plastic blowholes



  17. 17

    This ho will do anyone and anything to keep her name in the media!!!!!



  18. 18

    I so hope this story is true!!!! Could you just imagine it! Pammy and Jacko getting down and dirty!!



  19. 19

    Re: Andy27 – *clears throat…* when I was young I'd listen to the… funny blog comments…ladee dah dee dah!



  20. 20

    WHY NOT ! Thet are both used up old white bitches!



  21. 21

    Publicists only say things when they think they have to…i.e. the fact that they SAID "He seemed to be responding to her" and "He seemed to be interested" is exactly the same as when they said "Mary Kate Olsen isn't annorexic" and "Amy Winehouse is not a drug addict" it means that they are saying it to cover something. I.E. Michael is a pedophile and not interested in a fully grown approchine retirement aged adult like Pam. Why do people pay publicists when they are this stupid?



  22. 22

    SHE REALLY NEEDZ TO DO SOMETHING WACKO
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    itz been like what 2 monthzzz
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



  23. 23

    Say what you want about Michael Jackson, but virtually everyone I know has his music on their iPods! Seriously, I asked and almost all said "yes."



  24. 24

    BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!! Man they must both be hardup for PR - good or bad i guess they both dont care as long as they stay in the headlines. I bet its PA doing though, she is the attention whore these days.



  25. 25

    Re: llllllllll – Stupid comment.



  26. 26

    Re: Paulie – there is no denying his massive talent, that's for sure.



  27. 27

    I do not believe this for once second, HOWEVER since they are both hid & ridic I say she can add him on her BLEAK real-shitty show! Maybe it'll boost her ratings.



  28. 28

    maybe they were meeting up to discuss about their plastic surgeons and future surgeries they want to get…:D always the possibility HAHA



  29. 29

    Wait…isn't Pam a little too old for Michael…by like a couple of decades? They must just be friends.



  30. 30

    I think that we all know that they are SO not "hooking up".
    Maybe people spotted their statues from Madame Toussant's Wax Musuem being moved around. Those figures are holding up way better anyway!
    AHA HA HA!



  31. 31

    MJ's not really interested in Pam, he wants to get closer to her kids. You know, so he can molest them like all the other kids he's molested.



  32. 32

    Ha ha ha ha ha! Puh-Lease! Michael Jackson interested in Pamela? A woman? Its so obvious Michael is and always has been a (severely) closeted homosexual. Yet, I think because of his fame, reputation, he's just removed that option in the same way that Richard Simmons has. If he were really straight, the fact that he was dating anyone would not be so newsworthy. Next story….
    ***
    Sheesh



  33. 33

    Well, this one's way out in left field… Maybe he's that "prince" she's been secretly dating… Mwahahahaha!

  34. Veee says – reply to this


    34

    o god… thats gross… i just threw up in my mouth a little… why ppl gotta make up nasty stories



  35. 35

    i am pretty sure pam boys are just the age michael likes ummm

    more like michael leaked the story in hopes pam will let michael babysit her 2 boyzz

    i wish mike would just go to rehab and clean his act up



  36. 36

    This gave me perhaps the most hilarious mental picture ever. I'm crying Perez, this just made my day.



  37. 37

    No, he's interested in her kids. Is she really this stupid, she has either two or three sons. Christ, I hope Tommy Lee with put a stop to this pronto.



  38. 38

    yeah sure, like that couple is believable….they're both pretty plastic but i think that's about as much as them two have in common.



  39. 39

    Oh bullshit.

    Can't be in two places at once. She's in Australia at the moment.



  40. 40

    BOGUS! Calling shenanigans!
    C'mon Perezzle, you know this!
    Shutters is in SANTA MONICA….NOT MALIBU.
    Whoever wrote this doesn't even live in LA!!!



  41. 41

    Well if it's true then I guess two of the biggest media whores decided they found a new way to get themselves a little more attention :P



  42. 42

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………………………… weird



  43. 43

    really?…c'mon…no…seriously?…i cant belive i will say it..but …pam…u can do better…. michael i love u but…u look like bambi and peter pan in one…no thanks



  44. 44

    who cares if they are or they arent. i love michael though!!! he's almost every song on my ipod!! haha