Burglars Beware!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Jordan

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Ah, the price of fame.

According to the UK's Sun, Katie Price Jordan has hired 24-hour security guards to protect her new home in some fancy English countryside location after burglars tried breaking in.

Jordan's neighbors apparently spotted the troublemakers at the 'castle-like pad'.

Thankfully, the former glamour model and her family were vacationing in Cyprus when the attempted break-ins were reported.

We wonder if the fam has a panic room?

It's probably all pink!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Sep 3, 2008 at 11:30 am / Email this  »

    42 comments to “Burglars Beware!”



    1. 1

      For some reason I just love her…but maybe just cause she is a nut



    2. 2

      She is sooooo Pink!



    3. 3

      YAWN!



    4. 4

      I have a panic room in my house!!!!!!!! I soooooo do!



    5. 5

      they must have got off with her rice-powder



    6. 6

      sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't



    7. 7

      I wish i had a pink panic room….i also wish i had a "castle like pad"



    8. 8

      Duh. Isn't hiring 24 hour security taught in celebrity 101. Took her long enough.



    9. 9

      :)



    10. 10

      Re: Andy27 – LOL. Let's hear about this panic room.



    11. 11

      ew she looks like janice there



    12. 12

      Re: Nurse Allison – for real is that you or a pic you pulled off the internet…you are gorgeous! not as gorgeous as britney spears but gorgeous!



    13. 13

      Oooh I love love love her nail polish color.



    14. 14

      Is it just me or is she looking more and more like Janice Dickerson?

    15. Nakie says – reply to this


      15

      She is so crazy!!! I think that's why I love her though!!



    16. 16

      Hey Perez aren't you going to tell us how much corn was in Miley's crap this morning? Fuck do your job!



    17. 17

      I am super bored!



    18. 18

      Re: wd3480 – totally!



    19. 19

      She's creepy.



    20. 20

      Re: Nurse Allison – lol…it consists of 1 sling, 3 red light bulbs, 2 black exercise matts (15'x15'), and a secured toy chest.



    21. 21

      Re: KayKay!!! – That's really funny! Yes, that's me, but now I'm thinking I should change it to Britney. lol



    22. 22

      she better protect herself..us nutjobs are out there.



    23. 23

      Re: Andy27 – Very fun! And practical! You must have tons of piece of mind!



    24. 24

      That would be the icing on the cake! I was at school with Katie, in fact my husband was in her classes. Nuff respect to the girl. She's got a good business head if nothing else! xxx



    25. 25

      Re: Nurse Allison – In the UK we don't USUALLY need that kind of protection as you don't get guns free with your happy meals like in some countries



    26. 26

      Re: KayKay!!! – That picture was actually taken at my sister's wedding- so I was very dolled up that day. Trust me, unfortunately I do not look that good everyday.



    27. 27

      SEPARATED AT BIRTH
      Jordan VS Janice Dickinson
      hahaha



    28. 28

      Re: Nurse Allison – hahaha…yeah…..maybe you should send the guy in your picture to come check out my panic room.



    29. 29

      Well if they break in they will panic! It's called meet my little friend!



    30. 30

      LMAO, I thought that was JANICE DICKENSON!!!



    31. 31

      I have to say that I'm a bit disappointed there's no cum drips on her face. Could you ask for a better opportunity LOL

    32. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Re: Princess Gingerminge – You stated "In the UK we don't USUALLY need that kind of protection as you don't get guns free with your happy meals like in some countries".
      ~
      No, you just have bombings, over in the UK. I don't know about everyone else, but…I would rather be shot (with a chance of surviving) than 'blown to bits' or worse…surviving a bombing, but not having any quality of life.



    33. 33

      Mmmmmmm ….oily skin

    34. Anonymous says – reply to this


      34

      Well, we have 24 hour security over here, in the US, also. You just have to pay for it. And, get this….the security company will even call the police, an ambulance or the fire department (depending on which service is needed). Isn't life grand??
      I know people, who are just your 'everyday, run of the mill, working stiffs' that don't even own a 'castle-pad'…and, THEY are smart enough to protect their property, possessions and family.
      If Jordan and her hubby are not smart enough to protect themselves, I hope that they DON'T have a panic room…they may not be smart enough to find their way out of it.



    35. 35

      SEPARATED AT BIRTH: (Katie Price) JORDAN and JANICE DICKINSON



    36. 36

      …and filled with dildos and a lifetime supply of botox!



    37. 37

      Her Femmy Hubby can't save Her!



    38. 38

      omg that was katie price?! i thought that was a pic of Janice "1st super model" Dickenson oh shizz!



    39. 39

      Love that girl!!!!hope she remaines safe



    40. 40

      i thought this was janice dickenson



    41. 41

      wow this looks like a nicer version of janice dickinson with a really shiny face!



    42. 42

      Is that gangrene all over her face?
      I can only hope…..