Headline Of The Week Weak

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"Cat survives 70-mile trip under owner's truck
Owner hears cat in distress after driving 2 1/2-hours for a business meeting
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Cat survives 70-mile trip under owner's truck
Owner hears cat in distress after driving 2 1/2-hours for a business meeting

GILBERT, Ariz. - A cat survived a 2 1/2-hour trip on a spare tire under her owner's truck.

Gil Smith recently drove from his Gilbert home 70 miles away for a business meeting in Kearny. When he got out of the truck, he heard a cat in distress and realized it was his.

Smith said the cat, Bella, was hysterical, shaky and tired, but was smart enough to know not to jump off the tire as the truck was moving.

Smith and his wife have adopted three indoor cats, three goats and three chickens. But Smith said Bella, an outdoor cat the couple adopted years ago, has a special place in his wife's heart.

Smith said he canceled his meeting with a state Department of Economic Security official who had driven 50 miles to get to Kearny so he could get Bella home.

It was either that, or, he jokes, get a divorce.

    Posted: Sep 3, 2008 at 1:30 pm / Email this  »

    68 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



    1. 1

      what a lovely foto from plushie national convention -Perez is that you underneath that kittycat outfit????



    2. 2

      Fuck the cat. They are whicked, unappreciative, hair-shedding scientolobeings. China can have and eat them all, as far as I'm concerned.
      Now, the costume…I know someone who'd love to fuck her brains out in that Hello Kitty costume. And, yeah, I would watch.



    3. 3

      that is one tough kitty



    4. 4

      I want in hear about the corn in Miley's crap! Come on Perez!



    5. 5

      Re: R.abbit – They actually hold a national convention dedicated to Hello Kittyness? Where? When?



    6. 6

      poor kitty!

      good guy for taking care of her first though!



    7. 7

      Re: Andy27 – I got Cat' Ass Fever!



    8. 8

      Re: harrybalsac – It's on her boyfriend's cock.



    9. 9

      Same thing happened to my brother-in-law…except his cat wasn't so lucky. Yick.



    10. 10

      I admit….Im scared of a cat….

    11. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Wow what a great story! And what a great guy! So nice of his wife & him to adopt those animals in need. And it was so sweet that he put his wife's loved cat before his job. How can I get a guy like this?



    12. 12

      Re: Andy27

      cat's is ignunt….if betta not drawl back on my…Ill pop that head!



    13. 13

      Re: harrybalsac – And I got Beck-ass fever.



    14. 14

      Re: abercorey – Cats is ignunt fa'real. But in many countries they go good with noodles.



    15. 15

      Re: R.abbit – Explain plushies to Andy hon.



    16. 16

      Re: Andy27 – Fuck the Andy!



    17. 17

      I love cats! There is nothing like them in the world. Glad he made it home safe!



    18. 18

      Re: Andy27 – Touche!



    19. 19

      cats are better Pets than dogs!



    20. 20

      Thats cute! Poor kitty!



    21. 21

      awwww



    22. 22

      Andy27 you are like the devil.



    23. 23

      [[[[[[[[ I'm checking from now on where my catz at ]]]]]]
      zzzzzzzzzz b/4 I leave…zzzzz thatz zad zzzzzzzzzzzzz



    24. 24

      Re: R.abbit – Ok I will, peeps who fuck stuff animals are known as PLUSHIES!



    25. 25

      BLAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OLD NEWS MARIO, aka PEREZ. THIS WAS ON MSN.COM YESTERDAY! BORING DAY HUH?



    26. 26

      ANDY27 why can you only talk sexual? getting olddddddddddd



    27. 27

      This is exactly what happened last week at my work. I work at a car dealership and a guy had driven about 3 hours from the coast of BC to Kamloops where i live and then discovered that his cat was in the spare tire so all our mechanics were working to get him out!



    28. 28

      Re: Andy27 – that was graphic!



    29. 29

      Re: Andy27 – Attention Whore anyone?
      Well here you have some, enjoy it!



    30. 30

      Ok, I just learned I can't say pu$$y on here. Thanks for the censorship, Perez.
      Re: abercorey – There is no reason to be scared of a pu$$y.

    31. Pam says – reply to this


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      Re: casspergirl

      Yeah, I just skip over Andy and his friends posts….boring…repetitive…meh.



    32. 32

      RE:ANDY27 You know what Andy. You need to get a life. I work full time (desk job) so I am on here quite often.. I have noticed you commenting on alot of posts. You have really pushed it too far this time. How fucking dare you comment something like that. How about we send you to fuckin China so they can eat you.. or better yet how about we send you back to your fuckin country. Immigrant. Does your father know you are a fag? I have nothing against gays AT ALL. EXCEPT YOU! Keep yuour disgusting, ignorant comments to yourself. POS.



    33. 33

      Re: Andy27 – I think he was referring to the national conference for people who like to dress up as plush stuffed animals(Plushies). It's their fetish - gets them all worked up!

    34. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Re: Andy27 – You are positively cold-hearted. I have had just about every type of pet, imaginable, while growing up (and, even some that would never be considered as pets)…and, cats were among them. I contracted toxoplasmosis, about 20 years ago, from a stray cat that we saved from the streets. That toxo- is slowly, but surely, destroying my left eye (it can't be cured)…but, what did I do? I went and adopted 2 more kittens a few years ago….I couldn't help it, my son and I love animals.
      If anyone has a reason to hate cats, it would be someone like me, who contracted a very dangerous disease (the toxoplasmosis can enter the brain, and kill)…but, I refuse to let that stop me from sharing the love that I have for animals.
      I would love to know why you HATE a creature that doesn't talk back, cleans up their own bodies (without being told to, repeatedly), doesn't raid the refrigerator or pantry, and only costs as much as you are willing to spend for VET and food bills (I spent more on my child, at ONE orthodontist visit, than I EVER spent for my cats in 3 years…and, I had THEM spayed/neutered, declawed and vaccinated).



    35. 35

      Re: harrybalsac – They don't fuck actual stuffed toys….they dress up like them andthen fuck each other



    36. 36

      Re: casspergirl – no, he can be a racist cunt, too. I like his porn-rantings better, but I guess it's all about diversity even at the bottom of the food-chain…



    37. 37

      Re: Pam – lol good point. i will start doing that now. that picture kind of hurts the eyes too.



    38. 38

      Re: sweethotashes – i also work at a desk job and am on here alot. it would be nice if he said something intelligent once in a while since he comments so often, but no such luck!



    39. 39

      Re: harrybalsac – I could not have made such a lively and vivid description myself -cudos to Harry



    40. 40

      Re: casspergirl – I don't think he has any intelligence. He only knows how to talk about dirty things.Which is getting VERY old. He is obviously an expert in ass-piratism ;) hahahah So he only talks about what he knows best.



    41. 41

      Re: Anonymous – No offense meant to you. I really do not "hate" cats. In fact, I hate no creature on earth — human or animal. Perhaps I was too graphic or too morbid with my selection of words. I know what it's like to love an animal, therefore I wouldn't wish it any harm. Trust me, I'm not as cold-hearted or sick as I come across in my words, at times. It's just my OPINION that they're nonresponsive pets and don't show the type of love/affection a dog does towards his owner. Not saying all cats, but typically that is the case. And please know that I would never, ever harm a cat. I admire your decision to adopt cats despite your condition.



    42. 42

      *
      Cats have nine lives
      *



    43. 43

      aww poor kitty!!!



    44. 44

      Re: Andy27 – LOL…I'd be moved if I wasn't so leery. If this is really Andy27 and not an alien abduction…bravo. It's all about happy medians…



    45. 45

      Re: kittykittykitty – Hahaha, yeah this is really Andy27. I'm not as one-dimential as I often project myself. It's not all about sexual remarks, or the derrogatory statements/adjectives. It's PerezHilton.com…really, how serious or articulate should one really be on this site? I'm far more cultured and educated than I appear to be. Like I said, it's just a comment section on a raunchy website…can't take everything so seriously!



    46. 46

      Re: Andy27 – I meant: DIMENSIONAL, sorry.



    47. 47

      Re: Nurse Allison

      lcare to show me why???? lol your husband/bf can both help me learn :)



    48. 48

      Re: Andy27 – OK…then I'll hold off spanking you til some other time. And that's a promise..XO



    49. 49

      Re: Anonymous – I'm glad there are still people in this world like you. You should be proud of yourself!



    50. 50

      Re: Andy27 – Wait you're famous? Funny, never heard of you before.



    51. 51

      This is an old story!



    52. 52

      Re: JennSmith – Ok, who are you going as?



    53. 53

      I'd do the same thing for my kitty :-)



    54. 54

      Re: Andy27 – Oh, my..Andy, Andy, Andy. I will say that I was not a cat lover at all until 3 years ago. I thought they were boring, cold and had NO personality…until I apoted one 3 years ago and a month after that adopted my 2nd. Boy, was I wrong. My girl acts sorta like a typical cat, but she cracks me up. My boy is nuts. He is a dog trapped in cat's body. He loves to go for walks, loves car rides, loves PetsMart, gets in the shower with me. They both love warm baths. They have total oppsite personalities - they are my joy. And, I must say, after having dogs my life - CATS ARE SIMPLE!!! They don't need taken outside in the rain to pee, they clean themselves (I only bathe mine as a treat because they love it!) - Alot easier than dogs and seriously, just as lovable. They greet me at the door and sleep with me at night. One of mine is a bit quirky, but so am I!! Give them a chance, Andy - you'll fall in love!! BTW - 3 yrs ago before my cats, I NEVER thought I'd love these creatures as I do!!



    55. 55

      Re: Andy27 – I hate you. It's your face.

    56. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Re: MiamiDolphinLover – That is too funny. I thought that I was the only one to have quirky cats. lol
      I have 2 tabbys (one of them is a polydactyl, which is quite interesting, let me tell you. 28 toes, in all…it's like he is wearing mittens lol)
      My boys are incredible. They wait until I am in bed, then they bring me their toys, and we play 'fetch' until I fall asleep. They come when they are called, like a dog…but, having a phone conversation is damn near impossible, around them, though….because as soon as they hear me talking, they jump in my lap and keep 'nudging' the phone so that they can 'talk'.
      Although, I HAVE discovered that catnip makes one of them a MEAN little boy…so, that was curtailed. lol
      I wouldn't give them up for anything in the world.



    57. 57

      Awwww, poor Bella. I'm so glad she was okay! Bless her owners heart for caring so much and bringing her back home.

    58. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Re: Kieken – Thank you, darlin'….but, I don't consider it 'pride'. I know what makes me, and my son, happy….and these little furry creatures completes our family.
      However, now my son wants a ferret or a bearded dragon…I don't know how the kitties will take to that. lol



    59. 59

      What a lucky Kitty.
      I'm pleased she was ok.



    60. 60

      That guy is so awesome! If more men were like him, more women would fuck them more often. Instead that act like barbarians idiots who need stabbed in the eye with a pencil.

    61. meg28 says – reply to this


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      awww, that is sweet- it proves you can have a cat and not be sad and lonely



    62. 62

      70 miles in 2 1/2 hours?? how slow was he driving lol. grandpa



    63. 63

      wtf. Why did it take him 2 and a half hours to drive 70 miles?



    64. 64

      Re: Andy27 – i see a douche



    65. 65

      Poor cat.



    66. 66

      Wow Andy27 how crude.

    67. Torie says – reply to this


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      Andy 27 you are a fucking piece of shit

    68. Eli says – reply to this


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      AWWWW!!! I love kitties:-). I would drop anything, anytime, anywhere for my baby kitties.