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Angelina Jolie Announces That Her Next Movie Will Be...
Maleficent!
At least, we think it is! Almost positive, actually!
Angelina Jolie was at the Berlin International Film Festival today, where she is screening her directorial debut, In The Land Of Blood and Honey out of competition, when she announced that the long-rumored project was next up for her - even though she didn't specifically call it by name!
She explains:
"I haven't acted in two years, and I haven't done anything else since this . The next thing I am looking at is a Disney movie. The best thing to find that balance is to do something that is just for children. You know, you find different ways to make things matter. When, for example, you do fun action movies, they are empowering for my daughters."
And since we've gotten word that the Luc Besson movie she had been eyeing seems to have stalled, and Maleficent recently got Robert Stromberg as a director, we think it's safe to say that the Linda Woolverton-written adaptation of the classic fairy tale is definitely where we'll see her next!
So, so cool!
Gurl is going to ROCK this! Don't U think?
[Image via WENN.]
Why the fuck is this douche calling himself "Master P"? LOL…bitch, please. DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, INDEED.
MS Paint??? On a MAC?
Re: Andy27 –
didnt he just change his name?? lol did he change it back???
Im soo confused….and I have a meeting to go to so I'll see yall lata!!
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I do love you Perez you are my drug…
Re: Andy27 –
yay….we have the room to ourselves…we should eat each others asses.
lol
Re: Andy27 –
fuck the meeting….meeting??? what meeting??? lol
Why don't draw some indentations where your waist should normally be on your own pics, Master Porker?
and that's not freud, you putz, it's einstein….
Re: abercorey – No…It's Perez who now calls himself "Master P".
I can pee, does that make me a master?
i am bored
Old crusty white dude.
????? I don't see any homework assignment. Fuck.
Re: abbynormal – Perez always refers to himself as 'us' and 'we'.
I'm not sure why Perez posted a photo of Einstein, though. He must have confused Physicist with Psychiatrist. Those 'P' words, and the extra syllable, must have confused Perez, something terrible. I can just imagine him laying on his bed, with an icepack on his forehead, after that little bit of guesswork (which he got wrong). lol
Einstein on Perezhilton.com???
mariah is better?
are you kidding?
he is the person who made so many things we rely on.
sdjoa
lalalapalooooza